Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian sighed in his heart, a forest elephant is so polite, unlike in the city, now even an old man falls down, and none of them dare to help.

It's really not as good as an elephant!

But whoever dares to help the elephant, I am afraid that it is too short-lived!

It's also like a man like him who dares to support a wall or a dick, even a man who dares to support an elephant.

Thinking of this, I feel happy.

And right now.

呲呲!

The trunk of the elephant that Ye Tian was holding suddenly spurted two streams of water, hurriedly and slowly, and sprayed directly onto Ye Tian's face. Ye Tian was just in the air at this time, so he couldn't exert any force at all, and he had no defense. The most important thing was The distance is short, and it can't be defended at all!

Seeing the water, his mind went blank, and then Ye Tian was blown away.

Grumpy Grumpy!

This was so powerful that Ye Tian turned several somersaults.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also stunned, completely stunned by this scene.

In fact, the forest elephant just handed out its trunk, and it was really like a man pulling a fallen person. The hand outstretched was so polite that they were stunned. This forest elephant is so smart!

When You Qi heard Ye Tian's brazen praise, they basically believed it.

However, before Ye Tian stood up, he was sprayed flying.

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"The anchor was tricked by an elephant!"

"Damn it! It's so fierce! This saliva made the anchor fly."

"This forest looks like a good routine! It turns out that I had prepared water in my mouth, came to help the anchor, and then sprayed it. This is... so scheming!"

"I played tricks on the anchor, the first time I saw it, I fell in love with this forest elephant."

"Now, an elephant can play tricks!"

"I am still too young,

I thought that picture was very loving just now, and then I saw the anchor being blown away by the water. "

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Everyone was stunned by the forest elephant's actions, including Ye Tian, ​​who was completely dumbfounded.

He thought that the forest elephant was really here to help him, but he never expected that he would be tricked by a forest elephant.

He was so dick, handsome, and suave. He punched the Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked the existence of Beihai Kindergarten, but he was tricked by a beast.

It is tolerable! How unbearable!

I have been forgiving to you again and again. It's okay to bully me. He even spit at me, and spit me so far.

This is trampling on his dignity and self-esteem.

He also wants face, okay?

In front of global fans, it's humiliating to be insulted like this, isn't it?

If he doesn't do something now, it will be very shameful. A generation of heroes has been bullied by a forest elephant.

How will he behave in the future?

bristle!

Fire is rising!

He immediately jumped up from the ground, no matter how wet his body was, his face was still a little sore, he pinched his waist with one hand and pointed to the front with the other, his eyes were like electricity, and he roared imposingly, "Brother Xiang, I'll give you one. Opportunity to reorganize the language, or I will hit you right now and call you Dad! I'm serious, I'm super serious! I'm so angry, I'm afraid of myself!"

In the live video, a handsome but a little embarrassed figure pointed at a strong and tall forest elephant with great momentum, and said condescending words. It looked very harmonious and made people feel refreshed.

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"233333333"

"23333, give you a chance to reorganize your language, otherwise you will kneel down and call Dad!"

"Damn, although the anchor said it was very powerful, but why do I see it, this picture is all comedy style?"

"I'm serious, I'm angry, I'm afraid of myself! Forgive me for laughing unkindly, hahaha~~~"

"Hahaha~~ I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha~~ I can't stop at all!!!"

"Although the anchor is very manly now, my wife and I are always laughing happily. Hey, I seem to hear the boss's laughter, wait, damn it! The boss is behind me..."

"Laughing, my stomach hurts, I was still working just now, and then I laughed and slapped the boss on the face, I don't know if I will be fired today, damn, hahahaha~~ Even if I am fired, I will Want to laugh."

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It's really Ye Tian's style, equipped for this occasion, the harsh words released are too inappropriate, it's like watching a nonsensical funny movie, because you have no idea what will happen in the next moment.

The forest elephant was stunned and swung its nose around. What was the guy who was playing with it just now doing? What are you talking about? Are you complimenting it? Want to play?

The elephant's eyes suddenly lit up, his nose stood up, bent, and fired.

In fact, elephants like to play with water, and to express kindness like their companions is to spray water. Because they are familiar with you, they spit at you, which is probably what it means.

Of course, Ye Tian doesn't think so. After all, whoever is playing with you is spitting on you without warning. He's sick!

Ye Tian felt bad when he saw the trunk stand up, but the water that spewed out was too fast.

There was only time, and I roared in my heart: Iron!

The forehead suddenly became as hard as steel.

when!

He hit him hard on the forehead, and immediately knocked him down again. He was so powerful that it was like the sound of steel colliding.

"Fuck!"

Immediately, he turned two somersaults in a row again. Although his head didn't hurt, he felt aggrieved.

Why did Lao Tzu help you save the forest elephant, why did you bully Lao Tzu? It's really stupid for Lao Tzu.

He touched his forehead and stood up again, roaring: "Damn elephant, why don't you come again, believe it or not, I took out a 20-meter sword and stabbed you to death, for the sake of our friendship, I'll let you run 19 meters first, I am so generous."

Saying that, he took out his sharp blade, um, only 20 centimeters, and stared at the forest elephant fiercely, as if he wanted to pierce a few holes in the elephant's head.

"23333"

"2333333"

"Take out Lao Tzu's 20-meter sword and let you run for 19 meters first!" ..

"...I am so generous!"

"It's obvious that I should sympathize with the anchor at this time, but why is there no fluctuation in my heart, and I still want to laugh."

"Hahahaha~~~ Forgive me, I finally couldn't help it, I laughed unkindly."

"D, anchor, you are blind as a forest elephant! If you are 20 centimeters, you dare to blow 20 meters. I am 18 centimeters. I have never dared to say it, because I am afraid that female hooligans will find me."

"...God is eighteen centimeters!"

"The anchor said: Believe it or not, I took out 20 centimeters, female water friend, let you run 9 centimeters first."

"Nima, this car is unpredictable."

"Hey, hold the grass! My old waist, he overturned again."

"Hey! The demon spirit! I overturned the car again, where am I? I'm in the room of the Douyu live broadcast room, hurry up~"

"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? I shouldn't care about the anchor now, will I be beaten to death by the forest elephant? After all, the anchor is killing the forest elephant like this, completely provoking the forest elephant."

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