What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Then... shall we do this?"

"Good!"

"Cough, but, there is always a difference between the inner and outer sects of our Zizhu Academy, right?"

"That must be!"

As the saying goes, Zhuge Liang is the best of three cobblers, Lin Fan and the Seventh Deputy Minister are not cobblers, and at this moment, the two of them have unprecedented agreement~

After discussing this, the efficiency is naturally 'unprecedented and unprecedented'.

"There is a huge difference between the inner and outer sects, let alone the handyman disciples? I think it must first be reflected in the place of residence!"

"That makes sense! Well, the inner disciples live inside the formation, and live in the Zizhu House, and the outer disciples... just live outside the formation."

"But it's only a few meters wide and there are no houses, so that's a problem..."

"It's all a small problem. I'll send some container houses over right away to ensure that they have a place to live and that they won't have a shower. Don't worry about that~!"

"Then there is trouble, and there is also the problem of diet. Our inner disciples can eat beast meat every day, but for them, ordinary food is almost the same?"

"It's almost the same! It must be the same! You know what they ate before? For example, in a certain rotten country, they used to eat potatoes or potatoes. Now they can eat our Chinese food, which is already a huge improvement!"

"It makes sense!"

"Oh, by the way, I think when they come, they will also test their physical fitness. It doesn't need to be too detailed. Let's start with the three items of strength, reaction speed and speed."

"What does this mean?"

"Let them clearly discover their progress, and there are data records, this is the evidence~!"

"It can prove that we didn't treat them badly, and we are also teaching seriously, but their foundation is too weak, and they need to learn the foundation~!"

"Hiss~~~"

The Seventh Deputy Minister couldn't help but gasped when he heard it, and then gave a thumbs up: "Perfect!"

"That's it, I'll arrange it immediately and write back to them~!"

After being awakened by Lin Fan, the Seventh Deputy Minister understood the benefits of this too.

A lot of trouble can be avoided!

For example, the big bosses of those forces protested: You let our exchange students do odd jobs and do things, and you didn't teach him to cultivate immortals at all, blah blah blah...

If there is no evidence, it's really hard to argue, but there is evidence~~~

hum!

Nonsense!

You think we are abusing them and making them do things, but in fact, this is also a kind of immortal cultivation! Do not believe? !

Look, their strength has doubled! Their speed has also been increased...

Are you convincing?

That's great!

But actually...

Hey, this has nothing to do with cultivating immortals, because as long as you breathe spiritual energy every day, after a few days, your physical fitness will naturally double~!

However, how do you prove that this is not the result of us making them work, but the result of breathing spiritual energy?

I said, this is the result of training them and teaching them how to cultivate immortals.

Do not believe? !

Then you prove it~! Whoever proposes and who provides evidence, is there nothing wrong with it?

But how to prove this?

There is no way to prove it~

In other words, this completely eliminates the occurrence of such problems, which is simply flattering~!

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"Then there is work."

Lin Fan smiled and nodded.

Seven deputy ministers left.

After returning to land, make corresponding arrangements as soon as possible, such as container houses, various suggested equipment for testing 'physical fitness', etc., will be delivered before dark today.

Anyway, at any cost, it's coming soon!

What's more, it's just to transport some things, at most it's a waste of some 'fuel money', it's not a big problem to send a few more helicopters.

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"Handy boy disciple? This method is good!"

"It seems that Lin Fan is more of a thief than we thought, haha!"

After returning to Qingshan Town, the Seventh Deputy Minister immediately started a video conference to discuss the matter with the other ten ministers.

After listening to the description of the seventh deputy minister, the ministers all smiled and expressed admiration.

"really not bad!"

"Chicken thief is good! Know how to be flexible, so that you won't suffer a disadvantage, and you can flexibly respond to various events. If you don't be a chicken thief... then you will suffer too much."

"Yes, the chicken thief is good, I like the young chicken thief~~~"

"Isn't it? Let the bullets fly to see it? Liu Zi just doesn't know how to work around, and he's a dead-headed person. You said, if he changed Zhang Mazi, would he have his belly cut for one bowl of noodles or two bowls of noodles?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Immediately, they began to think about 'candidates'.

"Then we can start replying to those guys. Now these people are really pressing one by one. The sooner we discuss the selection criteria, the earlier we can shut them up."

"It's normal to be pressed too hard. After all, we already have quite a few immortal cultivators, but they can only stare blankly. Of course, we don't want to fall behind too much."

"As for the selection criteria..."

The Seventh Deputy Minister looked at the picture in front of him and said, "I have an idea."

"First of all, we have to choose those who are 'talented'. After all, without talent, there is no way to cultivate immortals~"

"Yes~!"

Everyone nodded.

"Secondly, I think, those who can speak Chinese Mandarin must not be talented~"

"Of course not!"

"Yes, no!"

Everyone nodded again.

Although I didn't say it clearly, everyone is like a mirror in their hearts. In fact, they are all 'chicken thieves'.

It is impossible to sit on the position of minister or deputy minister of the Department of Residents' Happy Life if you are not a chicken thief. If you are honest and honest, the honest ones will die...

Wouldn't that be the sixth child who let the bullets fly?

You can't be a bad person, but you definitely can't be too honest, otherwise you will suffer!

so···

Why must those who can speak Mandarin have no talent?

Because they can speak Chinese, wouldn't that be one less reason for them to be servant disciples?

Must not!

Our Mandarin Chinese is extensive and profound. If you have the foundation, you may be able to achieve something after only one or two years of learning, but if you don’t have the foundation~~~

Hohohoho, even if we teach seriously here, you will have to study for a long time~

Handyman disciple who spends so much time, are you comfortable?

Besides, where is Zizhu Academy?

They are pure cultivation schools!

Simply put, it is the Cultivation of Immortals sect.

How can it be possible for a place like that to teach you Chinese, Chinese, and related characters and culture?

That sect of cultivating immortals will teach you to read and write? are you crazy? Surely you can only learn by yourself~

Wouldn't this time be much longer in an instant?

"This is the last~~~"

The Seventh Deputy Minister grinned slightly: "It's not good to be too smart, there is a saying in our Hua country, it is called great wisdom as stupid~!"

"Cultivation of immortals is all about being upright and peaceful, great wisdom is like foolishness!"

"rational!"

"Just do it!"

"Well, let's screen the exchange students according to these requirements~"

The ministers nodded in satisfaction, and gave the seventh deputy minister a thumbs up.

It makes sense~

The three screening conditions perfectly avoided those who were 'talented', 'able to speak Mandarin', and 'clever-minded'.

Who are the rest?

Tsk~

Why do I need to say more?

Could it be that some people really think that the selection of 'talented' is to keep the talented people and get them to 'study' at Zizhu Academy?

think too much~

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In less than half an hour, the meeting ended, and then the minister personally convened a meeting with the participation of all major forces in the world.

"After persuading and negotiating with us, and paying a huge price, Principal Lin of Zizhu Academy finally agreed to let your exchange students go to Zizhu Academy to study."

"However, there are only forty students in Zizhu Academy itself, so it is impossible to let all your exchange students go there!"

"Besides, Principal Lin also said that it's okay to go, but you have to come up with something that appeals to him. As for the number of people, there can only be a maximum of two hundred people!"

"Which faction comes up with something that Principal Lin likes, that faction can give priority to sending people to Zizhu Academy."

"At the same time, the selection is also conditional, and must be screened according to the conditions."

"...Don't worry, we will never get in the way, what you give, it is what it is!"

"If you don't know what to dedicate to President Lin, I happen to have a list written by President Lin himself, you can take a look..."

Participants from all over the world: "(⊙o⊙)..."

I believe you ghost!

You Chinese people are very cunning, hateful!

They are all scolding their mothers in their hearts, and they are reasonable. Anyone can guess that the people from the Residents' Happy Life Department will definitely make troubles in the middle. Maybe this is because they beat bamboo poles to 'make a fortune', and the immortal cultivators never mentioned these things Requests are possible!

But···

Even if you guessed it, what can you do?

I can't contact Lin Fan myself!

Eagle Country even lost a 'big fish' because of this!

Who can I turn to for reasoning?

Unless you don't want to send your exchange students to Zizhu Academy, otherwise, you can only agree!

Do you want to send it?

Who wouldn't want this girl?

Now who doesn't want a few powerful immortal cultivators to appear in their forces, so that they have enough right to speak?

"we agree!"

"We also agree."

"agreed."

"We are willing to pay the first three technologies on the list, how many places can we exchange?"

"I···"

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agree.

Can only agree!

What if you disagree? Even if he gritted his teeth and shed tears, he could only agree~ After all, immortal cultivators are much more flexible and terrifying than mushroom eggs.

In the past, there were no mushroom eggs, so the waist would not be hard.

Now that there are no immortal cultivators, the waist is so damn hard!

In order to straighten the waist, in order to have a cultivator, some other skills and technologies? If you pay, you will pay.

well!

Unknowingly, someone let out a sigh.

Immediately afterwards, in the entire video conference, except for the minister and others, almost everyone else sighed helplessly one after another.

uncomfortable!

But... there is no way.

End of the meeting.

The vast majority of forces agreed to 'Principal Lin's request', but a small number did not agree, because they were too weak, and there was nothing that 'Principal Lin' could fancy.

However, it is useless, the minority obeys the majority~