What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Ah, I dare not!"

"I don't dare anymore!"

"Sister, please let me go, sister, please forgive me~"

Crackling.

bang bang bang.

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when they come.

Just in time, I saw Zhou Qi howling like ghosts and howling like wolves, he was beaten and ran around all over Zizhu Island, while Zhou Na was chasing wildly behind him.

Chickens fly dogs jump!

"this···"

The seventh deputy minister looked around and didn't know what to say for a while. He knew Zhou Na and even had some reflections on Zhou Qi.

After all, Lin Fan and Zhou Na have been very close since this period of time, it is impossible for him not to understand at all.

But here comes the problem.

Isn't Zhou Qi Zhou Na's younger brother? How did you become a girl? !

Still so cute? !

This is not right! This!

He couldn't recover for a while, but Liu Gang came over and whispered: "Minister, are you surprised?"

"Hmm..." The Seventh Deputy Minister nodded: "What do you think?!"

"I just found out, too."

Liu Gang sighed: "Big lady in women's clothing!"

"What?"

"It's just a man who likes to wear women's clothes, and is more beautiful and lovely than women after wearing them."

"...???"

"Is there such a thing?!"

"Yeah, isn't that right? Zhou Na is beating someone, and I think I might have to break two legs to end it today."

"this···"

The Seventh Deputy Minister opened his mouth, feeling that the three views had been broadened a lot, and then he said quietly: "The things are brought, you bring someone and put them in a suitable place, I will talk to Lin Fan."

"Good."

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The two were separated.

Liu Gang led people to start moving all kinds of materials from the helicopter, and the Seventh Deputy Minister went to the office to look for Lin Fan.

"Meet you again, congratulations, now you are the head of a school."

The Seventh Deputy Minister spoke politely.

"What? Retarded?!"

Lin Fan stared: "This name is not very good."

"···"

"Just kidding, don't take it seriously." This guy has no right way: "Sit down?"

"You come here in person, there must be something wrong, just say it, don't worry about such and such problems, we can solve the problem only when we know the problem."

"There is something."

The Seventh Deputy Minister sat down without any hesitation, and directly told what happened.

"First of all, the Eagle Country. According to the news from our enthusiastic people, the 'Resident Evil' is temporarily over."

"However, according to your information, we have also conducted further investigations, and the results obtained are the same as what you have learned before."

"We don't have any news yet about how they will deal with it, but I guess it will definitely be a headache."

Can you not have a headache?

At first, I was happy to think that I had cultivated a group of supermen, a group of super genetic warriors, etc., but later, I thought it was the revival of the blood race, which was exciting.

Finally found out...

As a noble blood clan, after seeing Lin Fan, he knelt down without saying a word, just like a grandson meeting a grandfather.

How can this make them accept it?

Now I must be struggling to figure out a way and do research, so where is the time and energy to do things?

"And some enthusiastic people also found that the atmosphere inside the capitalist income protection union is not right. It is estimated that there is some kind of friction between Bob and Mousse!"

Speaking of this, the Seventh Deputy Minister couldn't help showing a little smile.

"What a caring people."

Lin Fan couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hey, it's good that you understand."

The Seventh Deputy Minister gave a dry cough and said nothing.

"Well, I probably understand this, and then?"

"And then... after the public class on Immortal Cultivation, they couldn't sit still."

The face of the Seventh Deputy Minister gradually became serious: "Not only the eagle country, but also chickens, sticks, monkeys and even big bears..."

"Now there are no alliances or allies anymore, and they all express their desire to cultivate immortality."

"Didn't we promise to give them places for exchange students before? Originally, we thought that we would get their people here, and by the way, we would ask for some high-tech in fields that we are not deeply involved in, and then arrange a random school for them. Let them Learn anything."

"But after your Zizhu Academy was established with a high profile, they all expressed that they would let their exchange students enter Zizhu Academy."

"I started the meeting as soon as I got back in the morning, and it didn't end until just now."

The Seventh Deputy Minister spread his hands helplessly: "It's not easy for us to refuse forcefully. After all, their caliber is unprecedentedly consistent, so they are still delaying."

"Well, it depends on what you mean."

He looked at Lin Fan with some helplessness in his eyes.

This is a hot potato.

Judging from personal force, Hua Guo is really worthy of them now, even if all their forces add up, they are not afraid!

But now is the era of pluralism after all, and it is not allowed to close the country or something.

You can't have Xiuxian, so you don't care about technology at all, right?

Although judging from the current development situation, technology is actually not as good as cultivating immortals, but how long has the earth technology developed?

The future also has infinite possibilities!

It's such a pity to give up like this.

Therefore, they had no choice but to see what Lin Fan wanted.

If Lin Fan is not willing, there is nothing to say, he can only refuse, and then he can only think of another way.

If Lin Fan agreed, it would be easy to say.

Not only can this problem be easily solved, but you can also take this opportunity to make a fortune~~~

What?

As the heads of the residents' happy life department, they should be more reserved?

Be reserved!

This is a great thing that is beneficial to the country and the people. If there is such a good opportunity, if you don't make a good fortune, you will really have something wrong with your brain.

It will be struck by lightning!

Facing the concerned and expectant eyes of the Seventh Deputy Minister, Lin Fan said very calmly: "If they want to come, let them come."

"Is it really okay?"

The Seventh Deputy Minister showed joy on his face, but he was a little bit entangled.

"With you, their chances of learning real things should be much more than those in the immortal cultivation classes in other ordinary schools, right?"

"oh?"

Lin Fan cast a glance at him, happy.

The Department of Emotional Residents' Happy Life is also full of 'wonderful people'~ Although I intend to let them come, but I don't intend to let them learn anything?

Isn't this a pit? !

He sighed: "Aren't you cheating people? Letting people come, and not wanting people to learn useful things, is really...too cheating!"

The Seventh Deputy Minister showed embarrassment, and was about to explain, but Lin Fan said again: "But... I like it!"

Seventh Deputy Minister: "Eh..."

"This question is very simple, just send people here with confidence and boldness!"

Lin Fan was not worried about this question at all: "I remember, Seventh Deputy Minister, you have read a lot of novels about cultivating immortals a while ago, right?"

"I've seen a lot."

The Seventh Deputy Minister replied honestly: "At that time, there was no 'encyclopedia' you gave us. We knew too little, so we could only look for inspiration from Xiuxian's novels."

"Don't say it, it's quite useful."

"...it's good to be useful."

Lin Fan wiped off his cold sweat: "Then do you still remember that in the novels of cultivating immortals, those sects of cultivating immortals who are somewhat popular are divided into inner sect, outer sect, and core disciples?"

"Well, this setting is quite common."

The Seventh Deputy Minister nodded, and then recalled: "You mean, let those people be disciples of the outer sect?"

"Am I that kind of person?"

Lin Fan cast him a glance, shook his head and said, "I've always been very reasonable, the kind of person who can cheat people?"

Seventh Deputy Minister: "...?"

"What outer disciple?!"

"What qualifications do they have to be outer disciples?!"

Seventh Deputy Minister: "(O_O)???"

"Be a handyman disciple!"

Lin Fan spat and said, "What do they know? I guess they don't even know Mandarin Chinese, and they can't even recognize the characters, right? Just want to cultivate immortality, and want to be an outer disciple? Why? Use your head to cultivate? "

"Being a handyman disciple first, we Zizhu Island currently doesn't have a fire for cooking or heating people's bath water. Isn't it a good time for them to come?"

"Let them learn Chinese characters, Mandarin Chinese, and the culture of our country while being handyman disciples. When they have learned enough, when will they become outer disciples."

"As for when it is considered that you have almost learned...then of course there is an assessment~!"

"Hmm...perfect."

"you···"

The Seventh Deputy Minister was suddenly astonished.

Still say I'm cheating?

You are more tricked than me!

I also thought about treating them differently and teaching them less real things, but instead of treating them differently and teaching less real things, you even treated them all as handymen, or even servants! ?

this this this...

Is this really good?

They are international friends!

but···

Cough cough cough.

I like.

The Seventh Deputy Minister nodded lightly: "Well, I see, it is indeed a good idea."

"No, no, what is the solution? This is clearly a process that must be experienced!"

He sighed softly: "There is an old saying: when the sky will send a great mission to the people, they must first toil their muscles and bones, suffer their minds, and starve their bodies..."

"Without the hard work at the beginning, how can there be a rainbow and a bright life later?! They all need to work hard and experience the hardships of life before they can take on great responsibilities!"

"···"

Lin Fan looked at the seventh deputy minister in surprise, this...

This is definitely 'one of my generation~! '

One point is clear, and even the name of the "Qiaoli name" has been thought of!

Not only that, but the Seventh Deputy Minister hadn't finished talking.

He said quietly: "What's more, if you don't know our Chinese characters, don't know our cultural heritage, don't know some of our things, how can you cultivate immortals? Give him a word of Taoism. If you don't understand the culture, I'm afraid it won't be able to understand it in ten or eight years. .”

"While being a handyman disciple, it is necessary to learn culture, um...it is necessary! Otherwise, there is no way to cultivate immortals~"

"Seventh Vice Minister~" Lin Fan exclaimed.

"Huh?" The latter turned over gently, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"My way is not alone~!" Lin Fan responded with a smile.

"Where, where..."