What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"What the hell am I..."

Chen An swayed directly: "Have you met a ghost?"

"Damn it!!"

"So, those things below will also chat online?"

"correct!"

At this moment, Chen An suddenly understood, and connected everything together through his own imagination.

"I said he is a young man, how could he not know the existence of tea girls? It's okay to deceive middle-aged and elderly people, but young people? Even many young people wait for the tea girls to come to their door and then molested them instead, okay? ?!"

"And he is not handsome like a human being, this is also a big problem!"

"Unless, he's been down there all the time, it's Ah Piao!"

"Only Ah Piao didn't know the existence of the tea girl, so I believed it..."

I am a mother!

When Chen An thought of this, his heart beat faster and he almost stopped breathing.

"According to those stories, when Ah Piao came to find netizens, he must have taken them away. The reason why I am still alive should be because I am a man?"

"If I'm really the girl in the photo, I'm afraid I have..."

"hiss!!!!"

At this moment, Chen An only felt that the temperature around him had dropped a lot in an instant, and he was about to go stupid!

Trembling, he copied a copy of the surveillance video clip to his mobile phone, and then left his home as if fleeing for his life. The door is broken?

If it's broken, it's broken. What else is more important than your own life? !

It wasn't until there were many people that he calmed down a little, but even so, he was still very scared.

until……

He suddenly thought of one thing!

"Not good, he should have added other people, right?!"

At this moment, Chen An was so upset that he even opened his "colleague group" and sent a message: "Brothers, are you all right?"

"how?"

Soon, many people responded.

"What can happen? What happened to you?"

"Hey, I'm idle. I didn't open a single order today. There are more and more tea girls now. There are obviously not enough Kaizi!"

After most people replied, Chen An breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that you're fine, what the hell, I suggest that everyone stop doing this business in the future."

"What's the matter? You were arrested by the police?"

"No way, we don't cheat, steal or rob. It's a regular tea sale. At most, we just packaged ourselves..."

"What the hell is the policeman, if I were the policeman, I wouldn't be afraid!" Chen An spoke directly, and began to scold his mother: "I've met a fucking ghost today!"

"ah?!"

"grass!"

"Old Chen, what ghost story are you telling us in broad daylight?"

"That's right, we a group of old men, are you still afraid that you will talk about this stuff?"

"Crazy, it's okay, I will continue to work. I just added a few hundred people, and I am about to cast a net..."

"Still throwing nets, you guys really don't want to live!" Chen An cursed: "Okay, you don't believe it, do you? You all think I'm joking, right? Fuck, I'll show you the video!"

"I'm fucking scared to death, and now I'm still injured all over the place with chrysanthemums, so I dare not go to the hospital, just because the hospital is so dark, I'm afraid to meet that ghost again!"

He cursed and sent a copy of the video to the 'colleague group', and said: "I'm afraid you're going to watch yourself, anyway, I don't care, I don't dare to take this job, Ma De, don't talk, The doctor I contacted came over and asked him to show me the chrysanthemum..."

...

Chen An stopped speaking.

But in the group, dozens of local 'colleagues' were all surprised.

"What the hell is it?"

"Isn't Lao Chen the least believer in these things?"

"Maybe I encountered something?"

"Hey, just watch the video!"

"Yes, yes, watch the video!"

...

The video is not long, only three minutes from beginning to end, everyone has time to watch it, so everyone who is online at the moment clicked on the video...

Three minutes later...

The group exploded.

"What the fuck!?"

"(ΩДΩ)!!!"

"What the hell is this thing?"

"I know a little bit of technology, slowed down thirty-two times, because his camera is too hot, slowed down to this level, there are basically a lot of afterimages, and then I saw... that fucking thing whizzing All of a sudden, in less than a second!!!

For some reason, the computer and the table were turned into powder, and the chairs were also damaged casually, leaving old Chen with chrysanthemums, and then all of a sudden, people disappeared! "

"Your uncle, this is really a hell!!!"

"But don't tell me, that ghost is pretty good-looking?!"

"Fuckfuckfuck, no matter how good-looking a ghost is, he's still a ghost, and he's also a man. Are you interested in this?!"

During the exchange of cursing and creeping, someone was relatively calm and suggested the possibility: "Old Chen himself has left the country, and he is indeed 'chrysanthemum disabled'. It hurts me to watch it, so it must not be a video I found on the Internet, but is it possible that it is Synthetic?"

"Impossible!" The group member who just said that he knows a little bit of technology swears: "I said, I know a little bit of technology, although it is not deep, but I can still tell whether a video has been edited and synthesized."

"You can be sure, this is the original video!"

"Fuck! Don't talk about it, you bastard, I'm fucking scared..."

"What the hell!"

"Go to hell, damn it, this ghost will come to the door for this reason, I'm damn, our industry is an absolutely high-risk industry!"

"what to do?!"

Scared to pee!

Who is not afraid at this moment?

If it's an edited video or a video with special effects, then everyone will enjoy watching it, but now, this happened to an acquaintance!

The cause is somehow connected to each of them, because they're all doing the same thing.

What if this kind of thing happened to me? !

That ghost is also awesome!

"Call the police!"

At this time, Chen An erupted again.

"Old Chen, is your chrysanthemum okay?"

"It's all right! Te Niang's doctor is cleaning my wound and needs stitches. He said it hurts badly, so let me find something to do..."

"...So what did you find?"

"nonsense?"

Chen An scolded angrily: "In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to heal injuries. Now I, Chen An, scolded the group of friends for sewing chrysanthemums!"

"Hiss, 66666!"

"Ruthless man!"

"Cowhide, cowhide..."

"Six hammer skins, it hurts me to death, I will call the police now, this fucking thing is endless..."

After speaking, Chen An was ready to call the police, but someone persuaded him about this matter.

"Wait, Old Chen, what did you say to the police?"

"What do you say? Of course I told the truth!"

"So, you're going to call the police and say: I've been crippled by a ghost, come and help me catch the ghost?"

puff! ! !

When a large number of group friends who were paying attention to this matter saw this, they couldn't help laughing out loud, but in order to take care of Chen An's emotions, they didn't post it to the group.

When Chen An saw this sentence, he was dumbfounded.

I'll go to your uncle!

What is this called?

He scolded his mother: "Of course I wouldn't be so stupid. Can I say such a thing? Just say hell, and ask them for help?"

"...Isn't this still the same? You call the police and tell them to catch ghosts? They only hang up on you to save face, and they may even say that you reported false police reports and spread rumors, and they might even arrest you!"

Seeing this sentence, Chen An was taken aback for a moment, and then realized.

This is really not nonsense!

Call the police and let the police come to catch the ghost?

I'm afraid it's almost the same if I catch myself!

"Then...what should I do?...Oh shit, it hurts me to death!"

Hearing Chen An's screams, and thinking about what happened to him, all the group members felt their scalps tingling. While considering whether they should change their careers, they also helped to make suggestions.

"Calling the police is definitely out of the question."

"Yes, yes, it must be impossible!"

"Well, I suggest that you go directly to the police station with the video. In this case, the police can't say that you reported a false report, right?"

Chen An: "That makes sense, then can they help me catch ghosts?"

"Who knows?"

"Hey, it doesn't matter whether they will accept this case or not... How about this? I know an old Taoist priest on the mountain. He is very good at catching ghosts. Let's make two preparations. You can go to the police after you sew the chrysanthemum, and I, Help you contact this old Taoist priest, when you are done, shall we ask the old Taoist priest for help?"

"Okay, let's do it!"

Chen An has decided, let's do it!

Then... split up!

The chrysanthemum is finished, but it hurts!

But at this time, Chen An didn't care too much, and went directly to the nearest police station, even riding a motorcycle!

...

In the police station, a policewoman who just graduated is sitting there...

When Chen An saw it, his mood immediately improved a lot, and he walked over and said, "Uncle Police... Uh, police officer."

Policewoman Zhao Tongtong was angry and funny: "What's the matter?"

"I'll call the police."

Call the police? !

Zhao Tongtong's eyes lit up.

I just went to work for a few days, but no one came to report the case these days. At most, I called the police, but I didn't answer the phone by myself. At this moment, the first case finally came to my door, so I couldn't help being very excited.

But... Seeing Chen An's complexion was miserable, and she couldn't show it, so she said, "Please tell me!"

Meanwhile, turn on the computer and get ready to record.

"Well, officer, I want you to help me catch ghosts."

Excited Zhao Tongtong: "(O_O)????"

Crash!

As if a bucket of ice water was poured from head to toe, just like an ice bucket challenge, Zhao Tongtong's excitement instantly cooled down: "What did you say?"

"Comrade police, I'm serious!"

Chen An paused every word: "I want to invite you to catch ghosts."

Zhao Tongtong: "... If you want to catch ghosts, you go to Taoist priests and witches. Why are you looking for our police? That's not our business scope."

She almost laughed angrily.

After finally waiting for a case, this is the end? !

"Let me tell you, harassing the police is considered obstructing official duties, and I have the right to detain you! Also, are you calling the police?!"