What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"are you crazy!"

Seeing that the other party was not replying, the forty-three-year-old Chen An scolded his mother while digging at Jio: "How the hell can you really come to Wuyi Mountain?"

"Is this mental retardation, or are you kidding me?"

"Buy tea if you buy tea, delete friends if you don't buy tea, what the hell are you doing here?"

"Neuropathy!!!"

As a senior 'tea seller'.

Chen An expressed that he was very tired.

What kind of customers have you never met?

There are those who 'molested' themselves, and those who turned their backs on customers, and those who sold things to themselves first, and there were also those who cursed...

But I really haven't encountered such a direct 'running'. Isn't this crazy?

"This guy has never bought tea for a penny from the beginning of the chat. If it weren't for the bad business now, I would have ignored you a long time ago, and you still come here?!"

"Fuck! Forget it, let's delete friends."

He cursed and deleted friends.

But the next moment.

bang!

The door was suddenly opened violently, Chen An's scalp exploded, and the thick wooden door burst into pieces? !

Then I drove towards the door, and found a handsome young man standing at the door of his house, just like the super handsome guy who came out of the movie, he was a bit out of place with the surrounding environment...

"Who are you? What are you going to do?!"

Chen An's scalp was numb.

this person?

He does not know!

But if he broke into his own home and was still so 'violent', how could he be a good person? No, should it be said that this girl is human? !

"Are you Xiaowan?"

At the door, Lin Zixiao looked cold.

"who?"

Chen An was taken aback.

"Xiao Wan!?"

"I'm not!"

Chen An's face turned pale: "My daughter's name is Xiaowan, who are you? Why are you looking for Xiaowan?"

"Your daughter?!"

Lin Zixiao's eyes were slightly focused, and many causal lines related to Chen An suddenly appeared in his eyes, and when he looked carefully, he could indeed see her daughter.

But here comes the problem.

There is no cause and effect between himself and his daughter.

In other words...

"You still don't admit it?!"

"Didn't you say that you are a girl, a kindergarten teacher, and you help your grandfather pick tea every day? Why, is that your daughter too?"

"?!"

Chen An reacted.

This special mother of feelings is not here to find my daughter, but to me? !

But why bother? !

As for? !

I'm just a 'tea girl'!

It's not about doing illegal and criminal activities, you...you are too scary, you? !

Chen An was about to cry: "My online name... is Xiaowan."

"Admitted it?"

Lin Zixiao's lungs were about to explode!

The first 'netizen' that I made on earth, thanks to the fact that I wanted to 'match' 'her' and Lin Fan together...

Now it seems that the matchmaking is a ghost!

If this is matched together, let alone that guy, even I can't stand it!

She said angrily, "Why are you pretending to be a woman?"

"Why did you lie to me?!"

"Big Brother..."

Chen An was dumbfounded, looked at the angry Lin Zixiao, then looked at the door of his own room, and said bitterly: "This is my profession."

"Not so much, brother?"

"We are all tea girls like this... I really am not lying to you, but..."

"It's about lying to everyone, right?"

Chen An: "..."

What the hell is this? !

Isn't tea girl an already 'public' profession? Otherwise, our current business will become more and more difficult to do?

So why are you so angry?

Never heard of it before?

This is too ignorant, right?

At this moment, Chen An complained wildly in his heart, but he really didn't dare to say it...

"Brother, I really don't mean that, professional needs... I apologize to you, sorry?"

He wanted to scold his mother, but he didn't dare.

The thick wooden door of his house was broken into pieces, as if Te Niang's had been blown up by a bomb, how could he not be afraid?

"There is such a profession?!"

Lin Zixiao was slightly taken aback.

"Some, some, brother, some..."

Chen An nodded again and again, and was even more speechless: This girl really doesn't know the profession of tea girl? !

"..."

"There is no way!"

Lin Zixiao stared: "Thanks to me..."

"..."

Chen An was even more confused.

Thank you for paying it back?

What's wrong with you? You can't be tempted by me, can you? ! Although the photo I sent was indeed very beautiful, but...cough cough cough! !

At this moment, Chen An suddenly understood.

First of all, the other party doesn't know the profession of selling tea girls...

Secondly, I have been sending him pictures of beauties all the time, and I also said that I am very caring, like children, and be filial to the elderly...

Then……

It seems that there is nothing wrong with him liking 'myself'?

Pooh!

There is nothing wrong with the fart, but there is a big problem!

Chen An finally understood.

What the hell is going to happen!

He regarded himself as an online dating partner, so he might be so happy, but when he ran over, he saw such a big man who slapped his feet.

Who can calm down in this huge gap in my heart? !

Combined with this guy's inhuman 'force'... I'm afraid I'm going to be cold today? !

Thinking of this, Chen An's legs began to tremble involuntarily, and he said: "Brother, I really didn't mean it, everyone in our business is like this, I thought you knew it, brother..."

"Let go of my brother..."

God damn it, people like you are like this!

this moment.

Lin Zixiao was very depressed, feeling that her good mood disappeared instantly...

What is this called? !

Originally, it was my first time flying, looking for alchemy furnaces all over the country, and meeting netizens by the way, I was very happy, but the result?

What is this called? !

She was depressed and couldn't help saying: "Who is your big brother?!"

"Shut up!"

"I don't care what your business is like, but it's true that you lied to me!"

"I was wrong, brother, I was wrong..."

"You still call?!"

Lin Zixiao's lungs were about to explode: "Ask me to beat you to death again!"

"Then what do you want to do?"

Chen An was also uneasy at this moment, almost peeing in fear.

what to do?

Lin Zixiao was stunned, thinking about it, but found that he really didn't know what to do for a while.

kill?

That's too easy. Now I can do it with just one look.

But that's not enough to...

And the laws of the earth, right? You can't kill people casually.

But the problem is, if you don't do something, you will feel bad!

Then, she rolled her eyes and had an idea!

"This guy likes to deceive people. In order to prevent others from being deceived, I should destroy his crime tools!"

What is Chen An's crime tool?

computer!

Without further ado, Lin Zixiao dodged, so fast that Chen An couldn't see clearly, and then slapped lightly on the computer desk.

then……

Peng!

There was a muffled sound, and the next moment, the computer desk...

Gone!

Together with the computer desk, there are hosts, keyboards, monitors...

Chen An: "????"

what happened?

He is dumbfounded!

At this moment, Lin Zixiao, who was about to leave, was so angry that he kicked the stool that this guy was sitting on.

boom!

The stool exploded, and Chen An fell to the ground in an instant, but... a piece of the stool's leg went straight into the bull's-eye.

"Aw!"

Chen An wailed and howled, and jumped up suddenly, and he was dumbfounded.

When I went to look again, where was Lin Zixiao still in the house?

"What the hell... what happened!?"

He was taken aback.

The computer table in front of me, together with all the accessories of the computer, disappeared, replaced by a pair of powders of various colors.

When the wind blows... it fills the room.

So, what about my computer?

Chen An opened his mouth.

The pain on his buttocks made him a little unbearable. He stretched out his hand to touch it and put it in front of his eyes. The bright red color was particularly eye-catching.

"Out...bleeding?!"

he wants to cry...

"etc!"

"Me, my computer!!!"

"The computer I just bought yesterday, my new computer!!!"

In an instant, he uttered a miserable cry, but Lin Zixiao had already gone away...

...

Distressed for a long time.

Chen An clutched his butt, limped, and went to his bedroom.

There……

There is an old computer that has been eliminated, so it is only used as a computer for storing surveillance video.

At this moment, he was a little scared.

"What happened? The surveillance should be able to see clearly, right?"

"Why did my computer disappear, and how did that guy get away? Could it be that he encountered a ghost?!"

Thinking of this, he shivered.

After all, this is so unreasonable.

How could a person blow up his own gate with his bare hands and smash it into pieces?

Forget it, the high-end computer I just bought, together with all the accessories, even the computer desk, all turned into gray? !

Could it be that some kind of Thanos in the computer world gathered all six rough stones, snapped his fingers, and then my new computer was one of the half that turned into ashes?

This is too damn ridiculous!

Trembling, I turned on the surveillance video and adjusted to the moment before your door was opened...

Then……

As a result, through the monitor outside the door, Chen An discovered that the handsome guy suddenly appeared like a ghost. Before that, he barely saw a blurry shadow flash by!

"Fuck!"

The sudden appearance of a figure made Chen An exclaim, almost peeing in fear.

Then……

A more astonishing scene appeared!

Peng!

That 'handsome guy' just stood there, seemingly doing nothing, and the solid wood door of his house burst into nothingness in an instant.

Then, there was a dialogue between the two.

During the conversation, it was quite normal.

Chen An didn't find anything unusual through the surveillance cameras in the house, but... already knew that this 'handsome guy' was probably not a human being, how could Chen An be calm?

Especially seeing that after the exchange was over, that 'handsome guy' instantly turned into a blurry shadow, flashing past him...

Immediately afterwards, the computer desk, computer, peripherals, etc., all turned into 'powder'.

And the chair I was sitting on exploded in an instant, and after that, my own chrysanthemum was crippled, and the ground was covered with injuries...