Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

"Brother Cheng," Xiao Feifei wiggled her butt, "I really want to be quiet. Can you please stop irritating others~~~?"

Xiao Ye gave him a cold look.

"Well, there is also Father."

Their father...

In an instant, Xiao Feifei, who was sticking his butt out, was shaken all over. He jumped up from the sand pit, spread his legs and ran out.

"...Ka...Woo~~~"

Sure enough, I was in a panic and couldn't choose the way...

Xiao Feifei rushed directly into Xuan Chenhao's arms, and it was like a bear's chest. He sucked his cheeks, and before he had time to retract his pouty red lips, he gave her a kiss. On the lips of his godfather.

…

"Baji"~~~

In the air, an ambiguous sound sounded~~~

"Shua"!

In an instant, a certain godfather's face turned dark.

"Shua"!

In an instant, a certain little bastard's face turned pale.

And the rest of the group, including the queen, collectively experienced three seconds of deathly silence, and their eyes widened as they said "swish, swish, swish"!

1---2---3!

"Pfft...haha..."

Everyone who came back to their senses burst into laughter! Ji Tianmo leaned against Xuan Chenhao, holding his belly and laughing wildly.

"Holy shit! You little bastard, you are so brave! You dare to kiss my man!"

All the little bastards laughed so much that they rolled on the beach.

"Xiao Fei Fei, you are so awesome!"

"Chi Guo Guo Drops Mixed Doubles..."

"Ha ha……"

A certain little bastard's face turned pale, "Gudong..." and swallowed extremely weakly. He couldn't believe what just happened...

His mouth is still on the godfather's mouth!

Just when everyone was about to fall down laughing————

The little bastard howled like a slaughtering pig,

"Ouch~~~"

He bounced back hard, then raised his paws and wiped his mouth wildly with the back of his hands. He actually... spit!

The collective shoulders shook, and we burst into tears from laughter, my God! Is Xiao Feifei looking down on his godfather? ! !

Everyone has to give it a thumbs up.

You little bastard, you will definitely explode today!

…

Sudden!

Xiao Fei Fei felt a chill running down his spine! Finally... realized that he had just done another "suicidal" thing!

"It's...finished!"

Unable to help but twitch all over, Xiao Feifei heard the call from the Death Puppet Bar in hell.

"Father...father...emperor..."

Xiao Feifei's lips trembled. He stretched out his trembling fingers and wiped them on Xuan Chenhao's extremely cold and thin lips. He had a coquettish face, and his smile was even uglier than crying.

"Father, you...listen to me..."

Before the word "said" could be uttered out of his mouth, a certain cheating Queen Mommy smiled seductively and continued to hit her.

"Ah Hao, your son scolded me today for not being a human being~"

…

In an instant, Xiao Feifei's vision went dark, his legs went weak, he hugged Ji Tianmo's thigh and howled with snot and tears.

"Mother, haven't I already told you that you are not a human being——"

Before he finished speaking, Xuan Chenhao lifted up his big hand, pinched the back of the little bastard's neck like a chicken, and flicked it in the air---

"Xiu..."

The romantic and gorgeous sunset, a parabola with an upward angle of 60 degrees passes by, perfect!

Accompanied by a shrill and pitiful scream, an unknown object fell headfirst into the beach. Its two dangling legs struggled extremely hard, trying to get its head out of the sand.

I earn it! I earn it! I'll make more! …

"Bang~~~"

A certain little Feifei was finally freed from the beach where it was buried in a hen's nest with a disgraced look on its head. Its two struggling long legs continued to twitch and twitch due to inertia.

Xiao Feifei wiped his face with his paw, and the saliva at the corner of his mouth was still stained with sand. He wished he could write the word "miserable" on his forehead, and said quietly,

"Well, the air on the beach is quite fresh~~~"

…

A group of teenagers were completely paralyzed with laughter. Cheng Xiaocheng leaned against Xuan Yu and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"It's really sad."

Xiao Yu sighed deliberately and shook his head helplessly, with a disgusted expression of "Xiao Feifei is definitely not my biological brother."

Liancheng glanced coldly, Xiaoye looked over, and then his eyes shifted, shifted...

Xiao Feifei twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling the most contemptuous disgust from the two dark bosses.

The domineering couple looked at each other, Ji Tianmo made a frivolous hook, lifted Xuan Chenhao's chin, smiled coquettishly,

"Ah Hao, why do these little bastard's words sound so familiar to you?"

The corners of Xuan Chenhao's thin mouth twitched slightly, looking a little unnatural.

…

"Listen to Mommy," Ji Tianmo's evil smile moved closer, "You also accidentally fell into the beach when you were a child, and when you got up, you said the same thing as the little bastard just now."

Xuan Chenhao had already turned away, and his shuddering side face had a faint layer of red.

Well, that was a painful past →_→...

Seeing that her godfather husband was so shy, Ji Tianmo's dark eyes lit up, and instantly two balls of green and evil light appeared.

Xuan Chenhao's eyes twitched and his voice was harsh,

"Mo, you'd better get rid of the thoughts in your head..."

Ji Tianmo curled her red lips, and her seductively slender long legs swept towards Xuan Chenhao's back knees.

"Ah Hao, let's let history repeat itself~!"

…

Ji Tianmo moved quickly, but Xuan Chenhao moved even faster.

Just a second before the queen kicked, Xuan Chenhao sidestepped, took a step back with his left foot, grabbed her ankle with his strong palm, locked her wrist, and threw it hard.

The queen jumped into the air and performed a graceful backflip.

The long wavy hair is like a waterfall, pouring out wildly, flying and dancing, smiling seductively, and the seductive figure dressed in pure black is light and arrogant.

The bustling and gorgeous sunset in the sky has become a perfect foil for this woman.

The next second---

Ji Tianmo tapped the ground with his toes and swept up a burst of sand, flying in all directions!

Next to them, a group of little bastards who were watching the show with great gusto also suddenly felt a head of sand on their heads. They all turned their eyes to the right →_→, got up and ran away.

When a domineering couple fights, they should stay away~~~

Otherwise, if a small thunderstorm comes over, they will all be turned into cannon fodder, and not even the scum will be left.

…

On the beach, Xiao Feifei was carried by Cheng Xiaocheng and Xiao Yuyu, one on the left and the other on the right, while he turned around and shouted,

"Father, Queen and Mother, the world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable. This is not good, it is not good..."

Cheng Xiaocheng and Xiao Yuyu cut their eyes open hard, and then they both stretched out their hands to cover Xiao Feifei's mouth tightly.

Cheng Xiaocheng said, "Xiao Yuyu, when are you going to ask Grandpa Xiao to do a DNA test on Xiao Feifei? This guy is definitely not your biological brother →_→..."

Xiao Yuyu said, "Actually, I think so too."