Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

In the passenger seat, a certain queen was leaning back lazily with her legs crossed.

Finally, Xiao Feifei trembled all over and let out a trembling cry,

"Mother, I know I was wrong~~~"

The queen's red lips curled up, her smile was so gentle and loving, and Xiao Feifei almost felt like her hair was breaking out.

"Little bastard, on your first birthday, your mother told you the truth. You are not my biological child, but you jumped out of the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain~~~"

Then, a K2 short-range bomb hit the target!

…

"boom"!

There was a deafening explosion, and in an instant, the soil cracked and flew everywhere, and the entire ground felt a slight tremor.

Xiao Feifei, who was paralyzed on the mud a second ago, has already launched a cannon into the sky, carrying his backpack and swinging his legs all the way!

Looking back, I couldn't help but feel weak in my legs~~~

Sure enough, where he was lying just now, a huge pit with a radius of ten meters was exploded →_→...

Xiao Feifei was completely sad and angry, and beat her chest hard.

"Mother! You really want to blow me up to death..."

The off-road tank has already caught up.

Ji Tianmo asked Claire to drive behind the little bastard on purpose, set up the machine gun domineeringly, and then fired a burst of bullets.

…

A certain little Feifei was completely pissed off.

Looking at it from a distance, it is like a group of demons dancing wildly, dodging the machine gun fire of their own Queen Mommy, and howling countless times in my heart,

"If you don't use such a trick, damn it..."

Ji Tianmo carried a machine gun and smiled coquettishly.

"Little bastard, didn't you just call me a man?"

"Mother, I haven't finished what I said just now!" A certain little flying little Feifei turned around in panic,

"How could you possibly be an ordinary mortal! Our Queen Mommy is a god, little bastard Fanfen... (N words are omitted here)... the goddess of pink love!"

Xiao Feifei was still flattering, and there was another burst of gunfire from behind, and only a shrill scream was heard.

"Ouch~~~"

The boy in the secret service uniform rolled over on the mud grass with nimble movements, like an agile and gorgeous little cheetah!

He ducked sideways and hid behind a tree trunk.

…

A burning sting came!

Xiao Feifei looked down.

The outside of his left arm had been scratched by a bullet, and he could even clearly smell the smell of burning flesh.

The scorching red blood seeped out, making one feel a little frightened.

In an instant, a certain little bastard's eyes glazed over, he covered his face with his paws, and howled in even more miserable tears,

"I didn't even hide away, now...it's over!

I'm going to be tortured...exploded...by the queen! "

Sure enough, another K2 bomb flew over with a "swish" sound, even more ruthlessly →_→~~~

…

In the off-road chariot, Claire looked up and glanced at a certain queen next to her. Her coquettish and arrogant laughter made her excited. She couldn't help but twitch the corner of her eye and reminded,

"Momo, Xiao Feifei is injured."

Ji Tianmo waved his long wavy hair wildly, carried a machine gun and fired again, and roared in disgust,

"You little bastard, your T/M/D is crawling like a turtle for me! You can't even dodge bullets! Ten points will be deducted from your assessment score!"

Seeing a certain kid scurrying away in the jungle, Claire's eyelids twitched again, and she silently felt sympathy in her heart.

I have never seen a son who exploded with a bomb smile so loudly →_→, and those who didn’t know thought he was killing some sworn enemy!

If you have a dark mother like the Queen, you are doomed to have a bad fate~~~

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"You little bastard, why don't you get out of here! I'll blow you up to death..."

Listening to the queen's domineering and proud roar, Claire raised her eyebrows and smiled coldly.

They personally trained their sons, and such devilish training that went beyond the limits and was even inhumane was to let those teenagers who thought they were not arrogant experience the feeling of dying in advance. Otherwise, in another ten years, the teenagers would not have become dark flames. The new heir to the Mafia was killed by the enemy, and they were asked to collect his son's body!

There was a "boom"!

The accelerator of the off-road vehicle was pushed to the maximum!

…

A group of young agents who had already run away with heavy loads only saw a figure flashing past them like crazy.

In the suffocating and oppressive air, the enchanting howl of a certain little Feifei was still floating, floating,

"It's over, it's over, it's over..."

The collective couldn't help but twitch at the corners of their mouths, and all twitched. This was definitely the fastest they had ever seen Xiao Feifei run with weights since the beginning of Pangu!

Xiaobei sighed quietly,

"Brother Fei, did you step on the Hot Wheels?"

"It's definitely a cheat →_→..."

Xiaonan answered the words silently, Chengxiaocheng's eyes rolled white, and the monster made a sound,

"I was so excited by the queen."

Xiao Yuyu looked at Liancheng and Xiaoye and murmured very seriously,

"The little bastard won't be beaten by his father, the emperor and his mother in a 'mixed doubles' later~~~"

After the collective eyes turned upward at 45 degrees, and then "ding", they all lit up with "shua", each one smiling more evil than the other,

"Waiting to watch the show~~~"

…

The assessment of carrying a weight of 20 kilograms through the forest of death is finally over.

The end point is the seaside near the national border.

A group of secret agents collectively swung their bags, their legs paralyzed, and fell down one by one on the golden beach, lining up in a row.

On the edge where the sea and the sky meet, the fiery red sunset slowly falls.

A scorching sunset gracefully filled the sky, pouring out the most stunning and gorgeous red light. It shimmered on the magnificent sea and fell on the proud young people.

Everyone looked at each other in tacit understanding and said nothing.

Well, it’s not sensational at all!

It's because I've been running all day, and now my throat feels like it's on fire, salty blood is swirling in my throat, and I can't speak at all →_→!

This is the cruel truth of Chi Guo Guo.

Exhausted.

…

Ten minutes later, all the evil little male gods slowly regained their composure.

Xiao Yuyu turned his face and glanced at his younger brother, who was sticking out his butt beside him. His injured left arm was already scabbed, and he twitched the corners of his eyes.

"Little bastard, you are getting fucked by mommy."

Xiao Feifei's pouted buttocks shook.

The whole person was buried head first in the beach, and instantly felt like a dog was scratching and peeing, and the urine was dripping →_→, and he was howling.

"Brother Yu, I want to be quiet..."

Cheng Xiaocheng kicked him over.

"You little bastard, run quickly, Aunt Queen is here."

"Brother Cheng," Xiao Feifei wiggled her butt, "I really want to be quiet. Can you please stop irritating others~~~?"

Xiao Ye gave him a cold look.

"Well, there is also Father."