Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

"Well, you little bastard, don't worry! Your mother will definitely give you a birthday cake from Heaven Express every year today!"

Little bastard, "..." I feel so tired...

Three minutes later, a certain little bastard quietly rolled back by himself.

Ji Tianmo asked deliberately curiously,

"Little bastard, weren't you busy jumping into the sea just now? Why are you back again?"

The little bastard put down the roasted chicken leg he was working on in his mouth and said calmly,

"Well, I'm done."

A certain queen mother said, "So fast? Your clothes haven't even gotten wet?"

A certain little bastard said, "My zodiac sign says it's not appropriate for me to go into the water today."

A certain Queen Mother said, "Why don't you go up the mountain!"

A certain little bastard said, "Mother, I want to be quiet..."

A certain Queen Mother said, "Fat the wall and think about the past!"

A certain little bastard put his paws in front of his eyes like a wall, "Well, Mother, the little bastard has thought about it."

A certain Queen Mother, "Be good~~~"

Ji Tianmo finally couldn't help laughing wildly.

The other gods and goddesses were already swaying with laughter. Xiao Xiaoxiao was already rolling on the beach, holding his stomach and shouting,

"Pfft... this family is all drama!"

"..."

…

Ji Tianmo dipped a large amount of white chocolate cream into it and smeared it all over Xiao Yeye's cold little face, smiling like a monster,

"You little bastard, give your mother a smile~~~"

The little bastard raised his little face silently, curled up his lips, exposed his two small front teeth, and smiled.

Ji Tianmo slapped him lightly,

"Haha, little bastard, you are so ugly that you are a mother-in-law!"

ugly……

The little bastard's grinning mouth twitched slightly, and the corners of his eyes turned up at 45 degrees.

Later, there was a sudden "whoosh" ---

A little meaty dart rolled over, kissed the little bastard on the face, and squealed with a flattering smile.

"Our brother Jia Ye is the most handsome!"

…

Then, the little bastard’s face was completely covered with sweet cream. Even her long eyelashes were dipped in pink cream, just like a little pink girl with makeup~~~

The little bastard's face turned dark, he clenched his exposed white teeth and shouted coldly,

"Little bastard..."

The little bastard on his body trembled weakly, and was about to kick his legs and run away, when he turned around and slapped...

Sure enough, he hit the little bastard's little black hand behind his head.

"Ouch~~~"

The ferocious little face was twisted, and the screams continued for a long time~~~

A certain Queen Mother who was laughing wildly next to her scooped out another dollop of cream and put makeup on the little bastard together.

"The Queen Mother..."

"...Ouch, Brother Ye..."

"Father, save me..."

A certain godfather crossed his chest with one hand, and held a sliced ​​cake plate with the other hand, placing it where the Queen could spread it with her hand, and gave a cool look.

A certain little bastard let out another deep and affectionate scream, and stretched out his tongue to lick the cream on his chin.

"Brother Cheng, I'm dying~~~"

From the other end, Cheng Xiaocheng's similarly deafening howl came over,

"You little bastard, I'm about to collapse too~~~"

…

Cheng Xiaocheng shook the cream on his face, and his two short legs spun wildly like wheels of fire, almost flying.

"Mummy White Rabbit, you are the kindest and gentlest woman in the world. You will definitely not treat your precious son like this, right..."

Behind, Ai Qianqian covered her hands with green matcha cream and chased after Cheng Xiaocheng while saying with a mischievous smile,

"Cheng Xiaocheng, Mommy loves you the most, so I'll give you a beautiful make-up~~~"

"No, no, mommy, your son is really handsome enough, no..."

"Ji Moji, catch your son quickly!"

"As you command, my wife!"

"No...ahhhh..."

"Giggle, smear it all over..."

Cheng Xiaocheng, who was held in the hands of his evil father like he was squeezing a little chicken, had been "suffered by the mother's hands" and his face was covered with green matcha cream.

Ji Tianqi snorted coldly,

"Turtle son."

Cheng Xiaocheng looked at Ai Qianqian who was smiling brightly and said silently,

"Evil Daddy, White Rabbit Mummy, as long as you are happy..."

…

On the beach, a full-scale cream battle broke out between the parents of a god and a goddess, and their cute baby.

Xuan Chenxing held a little pink baby in both hands, and its four short legs were struggling uselessly in the air.

Xiao Xiaoxiao had already put blue blueberry cream on her hands and smiled like a bandit mommy.

"Xiao Nannan, Xiao Beibei, Mommy will change your look~~~"

Xiao Nannan, "Easy..."

Xiao Beibei, "Yeah..."

Then, a milk baby with two little blue faces was born in the air. Xiao Xiaoxiao hugged Xuan Chenxing's neck and gave it a kiss.

"Hahaha, I gave birth to two little alien babies!"

Xiao Nannan and Xiao Beibei looked at each other silently, seeing themselves in each other's eyes, and then they covered their faces with their paws, unable to see anyone.

"Ouch..."

Opposite, Ji Shaojue grabbed a small soup dumpling and raised it in front of Shangguan Xi. Shangguan Xi smiled gracefully and said,

"Little soup dumpling, Mommy didn't mean it."

Then "pia", a big pile of yellow peach cream bloomed on the cold little face of the little soup dumpling.

Little soup dumplings,

"..."

Ji Shaojue dropped the little soup dumplings and turned around to catch a certain little meat dumpling that was still running around, smiling evilly.

"Ji Yunci, you can't escape your father's influence~~~"

As soon as Ji Shaojue and Shangguan Xi got married, the soup dumplings and meat buns immediately changed their names to acknowledge their ancestors. Shangguan Qian was named Ji Yunqian, and Shangguan Ci was named Ji Yunci.

Ji Yunqian trembled all over, then his legs flew into the air and was caught.

…

Ji Tianming, Bai Xue, Xiao Jintang, and Deng Wanting, the two couples all stared at the two little babies in front of them.

Xiao Liancheng's face was already covered with purple lavender cream, and he was tightly hugging Xiao Yixin who was sitting in front of him.

Xiao Jintang looked at the strawberry cream in Deng Wanting's hand.

"Xiao Liancheng, let your fairy aunt turn you into a little girl~~~"

Xiao Liancheng shook his head slightly and said in a cold tone,

"Wipe it on my face."

Xiao Jintang curled his lips and said,

"Be careful, it's my daughter!"

Xiao Liancheng gave him a cold look.

"She is still my child bride."

"Well……\

,"Xiao Jintang's throat was stuck, and his forehead was sweating violently -_-|||...

The corners of Ji Tianming's mouth were slightly raised,

"Son, you took your father's words to heart so quickly."

Xiao Liancheng raised his eyebrows coolly and looked down at the pink porcelain face in front of him that was smiling more tenderly.

Ji Tianming looked at Bai Xue, Xiao Jintang looked at Deng Wanting, and then the two cold goddess-like mothers began to ravage a certain young master from Liancheng together.