Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

At the lively bonfire birthday party, the joyful happy birthday song sounded,

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you three little ones..."

"Quick, little bastard, little bastard, little bastard, make a wish and blow out the candles!"

"Make a wish..."

"Blow out the candles quickly!"

"……Hahaha……"

…

The moment the three lit candles were blown out---

Fireworks bloomed in the twinkling night sky.

One by one, countless angry sparks exploded, streaking across the distant sky wantonly, just like the shocking meteor shower in a dreamy fairy tale, scattered in this bustling world.

Everyone raised their heads in unison.

The charming and handsome eyebrows are raised in the most natural arc, flowing with the most profound and sweet happiness.

Under the gorgeousness---

The mad eyes of Xuan Chenhao and Ji Tianmo, who were equally as dark as ink, gently narrowed their eyes, facing each other in tacit understanding, locked with each other with a deep passion. Her red lips were seductive, and his cold eyebrows were soft, which could no longer be described in any words. of affection.

Suddenly, his eyes brightened!

Then they kissed each other, sucking domineeringly, entangled gently, tracing each other's perfect lip line.

The ten fingers that were clasped together domineeringly led to a life of madness.

…

The little bastards looked at the birthday cake with their eyes shining brightly, and they smiled like little goblins.

"Ouch, I want to eat sweet chocolate cake~~~"

The little bastard also nodded excitedly and shouted,

"I want to eat too!"

Suddenly, a chill ran down the two brothers' spines, they both twitched and shook, and then hugged each other tightly.

The little bastard brother next to me had just glanced at him with a cold look, which meant "Men still like to eat sweets!", expressing deep disgust.

The little bastard pursed his lips.

The little bastard deliberately raised his little finger, raised his orchid finger, poked at the cute little girls next to him, and said in a delicate and weak tone,

"Brother Ye, not only brother Yu and I want to eat, but also so many younger brothers and sisters..."

I saw that all the cute little girls’ heads were tight, their mouths were wide open, their eyes were filled with pink heart bubbles, and Xiao Nuan Nuan and Xiao Yi’s hearts were already watering.

The four words "little bastard" are cold,

"They're still young."

The little bastard flattened his mouth and continued weakly with a trembling voice,

"Brother Ye, you have just turned one year old..."

…

The corners of the little bastard's eyes turned cold, and he lost two more words.

"Shut up."

In an instant, a certain little bastard and a little bastard covered their mouths with their paws, silencing them.

Looking at their eldest brother, the two brothers silently raised their heads at a 45-degree angle, looking deep into each other's eyes and howling silently. Why did they feel that sometimes their elder brother was more terrifying than their father?

Well, my brother didn't say anything, and the group continued to look pitifully at the cake.

Xiao Yeye turned his head, looked at Xuan Chenhao, and said in a childish voice,

"Dad, cut the cake."

The cute baby group once again admired little godfather Ye Ye endlessly. As expected, brother Ye was the most awesome/coaxing one.

Xiao Nuannuan crawled over directly, hugged Xiao Yeye and kissed her with a crazy mouth-watering kiss, making babbling noises and laughing.

…

Xuan Chenhao turned his head slightly and glanced at the woman beside him. Ji Tianmo smiled demonically, then stretched out his hand to hold the handle of the knife. Xuan Chenhao also held her hand, and they cut the cake together.

The cute baby group cheered together again, the little bastard clapped his hands wildly, his little shoulders were shaking, and he was howling at the top of his lungs,

"Ouch~~~ Let's eat cake!"

Even Cheng Xiaocheng couldn't help but dislike it and kicked him over with his short legs.

"Xiao Feifei, you haven't eaten cake in hundreds of years?"

A certain little bastard completely lost his image and buried his whole face into the cake plate he was holding to eat →_→.

The little bastard suddenly raised his head, his black eyes glaring,

"Brother Cheng, this is my first birthday cake, okay~~~"

After saying that, he buried his head and took another bite. He dipped the tip of his nose into a dollop of pink cream, and with two excited cherry-red cheeks, he stretched out his little tongue and licked the corners of his mouth. It was like a fairy. What a monster/fairy.

…

The little bastard was enjoying himself endlessly, when the young master Liancheng next to him said coldly,

"Little bastard, no matter how much cake you eat, you are still the shortest."

In an instant, a certain naughty little bastard deflated like a popped balloon, and his upturned orchid fingers shook exaggeratedly.

"Brother Liancheng, must you be so cruel to poke people's scars~~~?"

Among these slightly larger little boys, Little Bastard is the smallest. Little Bastard is about the same height as Little Bastard, but they are both taller than Little Bastard.

Young Master Liancheng said coolly again,

"Just telling the truth."

Xiao Yeye also looked over, looked at Xiao Liancheng coldly, and then continued to hit.

"If you eat too much, it will grow sideways."

Decisive, the little bastard was licking the cream, and he was so excited that he squirted out all the cream in one mouthful. Hyun-hyunran's eyes wanted to shoot darts wildly.

"You are definitely not my biological brothers!"

Xiao Yeye nodded indifferently, "Yes."

Xiao Liancheng continued to insert the knife, "Aunt Queen said you picked it from the garbage dump."

…

Finally, the little bastard’s grinning mouth twitched wildly/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

They squealed with their paws and beat their chests, twisted their little buttocks in front of Ji Tianmo, and cried so hard that they couldn't wipe away their tears despite the rain.

"Queen Mother, you didn't pick the little bastard out of the trash, right?"

As expected, the queen was overflowing with motherly love. She gently rubbed the little bastard's head and spoke in a gentle tone.

"right."

The little bastard suddenly became so excited that he was about to cheer "Long live the Queen Mother". Then, he heard his own mother continue,

"You are a little demon who jumped out of the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain."

The little bastard is all in bad shape.

"Where's the biological mother we promised?"

"Be good, little bastard. I forgive my mother for not telling you earlier," Ji Tianmo also spat and wiped the corners of his eyes, "Actually, you are not my and your father's biological son."

"Mother, the people in the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain are all monkeys, there are no fairies..."

A certain little bastard complained with trembling lips. Ji Tianmo slapped his thigh, then grabbed his hands and ravaged his little son's pink cheeks.

"Damn it! Is your name Xuanfei? It turns out you are a little baboon!"

So, a certain little bastard burst into tears┭┮﹏┭┮, kicked off his short legs, turned around and ran towards the seaside, howling in pieces at the same time,

"Since the little bastard is not your biological son, then what's the point of my life! I'm going to jump into the sea!

Father, Queen, I’m leaving, I’m really leaving…”

Ji Tianmo raised his hand and shook it casually, while eating the cake.

"Well, you little bastard, don't worry! Your mother will definitely give you a birthday cake from Heaven Express every year today!"

Little bastard, "..." I feel so tired...

Three minutes later, a certain little bastard quietly rolled back by himself.