Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

You jump and I jump! I just had chest tightness, do you understand? ! "

Decisive, even more chest tight...

Xuan Chenxing continued to rub his red and swollen forehead, looking at the girl next to him who was so angry that he could hardly breathe, and finally said weakly,

"Okay, crazy girl, don't be angry."

The corner of Xiao Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched in ecstasy. He was too lazy to offend you, so he turned his head and looked outside the car.

Xuan Chenxing's daughter-in-law twirled Xiao's skirt like a wife, and smiled like a rogue,

"Didn't I make you happy before~~~"

Xiao Xiaoxiao sighed and snorted coldly.

Have you ever seen someone make other people happy like this? He even asked her to jump out of the car!

happy? I'm so happy that I'm going to explode!

…

Xuan Chenxing weakly put down his hand, his tearful blue eyes suddenly brightened with an evil light, and he smiled so evilly.

Just now, the feeling of pressing on the dead girl's breasts was so tender, plump and firm that he almost couldn't hold back and kneaded her breasts hard.

Xuan Chenxing looked up with an evil smile, only to see Xiao Xiaoxiao glaring at him angrily.

Xuan Chenxing quickly shrank his neck and hid to the side.

If this damn girl suddenly slaps him over again, he will definitely be disfigured today! How many young girls' hearts would be broken by that!

However, Xiao Xiaoxiao suddenly gave an order coldly,

"Dead pervert, come here!"

Xuan Chenxing's hand trembled.

"Crazy girl, why did you call me here?"

But he smiled evilly and tilted his head.

Xiao Xiaoxiao raised his claws again and grabbed Xuan Chenxing's collar. He despised the frightened and weak look of a certain man and said angrily,

"I won't beat you anymore, come here."

Xuan Chenxing tilted his head and looked at the road ahead, moved closer to Xiao Xiaoxiao, and asked weakly again,

"Crazy girl, what are you going to do?"

Xiao Xiaoxiao glared fiercely at Xuan Chenxing again, but she moved her hands gently to pick up the short hair in front of his forehead.

…

Xuan Chenxing only felt Xiao Xiaoxiao's delicate fingertips pressing on his forehead, and then heard Xiao Xiaoxiao say in a disgusting tone,

"It's so abnormal, it seems to be a little bit swollen.

But, are you so crying and howling like this? I was so scared to death in the middle of the night! "

As he spoke, Xiao Xiaoxiao twitched the corners of his mouth unnaturally, but gently rubbed Xuan Chenxing's forehead.

Although this pervert is really annoying, she is vicious, narcissistic, and even gives her a split personality from time to time, but---

Just now, in Ye Mei, he saw her at her most embarrassed and embarrassed.

However, he did not stand aside and ridicule her obnoxiously. Instead, he held her in his arms and said to her, "Crazy girl, stay in my arms and don't move." He led her out of the embarrassing predicament with her.

She didn't know if the doting and caring tenderness she saw in those charming and bewitching dark blue eyes when she said those words was sincere.

However, at that moment, she was really moved.

No matter who it is, they will be moved.

Such a domineering and handsome man, ahem, it was that time.

…

Xuan Chenxing stared straight at Xiao Xiaoxiao, smiling so hard that he deserved to be beaten.

"Crazy girl, is this the tenderness of the legendary 'Savage Girlfriend'~~~?"

As he said that, Xuan Chenxing shot her an enchanting look without a long memory.

decisive……

Xiao Xiaoxiao gently rubbed his forehead with his little hand, pressed it hard, and said through gritted teeth with a smile,

"Yeah~~~"

The lingering sound lingers, and the mountain road has eighteen bends.

A certain man cried out in pain again.

"Damn girl, please be gentler!"

"Who told you to be so mean/bitchy!"

"I'm kidding you!"

"Sorry, sister doesn't like to joke!"

"..."

Xuan Chenxing stared at Xiao Xiaoxiao with tearful blue eyes again, feeling aggrieved.

…

Xiao Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes at a certain man.

"Dead pervert, I admit that you are really handsome, so handsome that people are furious.

But please, old man, please remember for a moment, we are still in the car now~!

Look at the road and don’t look at me, okay? ! "

moment---

A certain man shook his shoulders and laughed "haha", his blue eyes curled up, and he howled like a wolf,

"Crazy girl, you finally admit that I am handsome~~~!"

The corners of Xiao Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched fiercely.

"roll……"

Decisive, this girl has a split personality again.

Xiao Xiaoxiao threw away a certain man who was possessed by a psychopath again. He was so speechless →_→...

As if Xuan Chenxing didn't see the disgust on Xiao Xiaoxiao's face at all, he increased the accelerator with a "boom" and raised an evil eyebrow at Xiao Xiaoxiao.

"Crazy girl, do you want to go drinking with me?"

Brother~~~

Xiao Xiaoxiao really wanted to look down on this narcissist with his toes, he was obviously a perverted uncle.

…

The tone of voice is completely flat,

"I'm going to have a drink with you, and I'd better go home and wash up and go to bed."

"Can you sleep so early?"

"..."

Xiao Xiaoxiao felt that Xuan Chenxing must be pretending to be an idiot on purpose. Didn't you hear the rejection in her tone?

"Really don't want to go?"

Xuan Chenxing asked relentlessly.

Looking at Xuan Chenxing's evil blue eyes, Xiao Xiaoxiao suddenly had a flash of light and smiled like a gangster.

"Go! Go to the cross-sea bridge!"

"Where are you going?"

"Aren't you going to drink with me?"

"But how come I didn't know there was a bar there?"

"I've been thinking so much, but it's up to you whether you want to go or not! If not, I'll go home and sleep!"

"go!"

…

Under the bright and prosperous starry sky, a dazzling yellow sports car increased the accelerator and drove towards the cross-sea bridge on the seaside.

However, after getting there, Xuan Chenxing regretted it.

Can you imagine?

Two people, a man and a woman, sat on the stone bench on the bridge like fools.

I drank a whole box of canned beer while eating the mutton skewers grilled by Mr. Qiaotou. I don’t know how many skewers exactly. I just remember that he gave me a wad of money, and the uncle kept eating the roasted mutton. Send the skewers over.

Although they both drank almost the same amount of beer, the damn girl didn't even give him a few skewers of kebabs.

Just like that, the two of them were drinking and eating meat, and the sea breeze blew in for most of the night~~~

A certain man was completely messed up by the wind...

What made Xuan Chenxing even more crazy was that the dead girl got drunk and vomited all over him while holding him...

Xuan Chenxing almost threw her into the sea to take a bath.

He has mysophobia!

In the end, Xuan Chenxing carried the drunk woman on his back and drove to the hotel, cursing all the way.

Then, he worked tirelessly to serve a certain girl all night long, sometimes asking for water, sometimes singing, and occasionally doing a waltz tango~~~

In the middle of the night, having a hot-blooded young man take care of a drunk woman really... hurt all over his body.

Especially when that damn girl screams that she wants to take off her clothes...

In this way, I kept working until about four o'clock in the morning, and then I stopped.

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(Next, little white rabbit Ji Moji!)