Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

Something is wrong with Xuan Er recently!

I feel like there is something good to watch...

Under the bright starry sky, a dazzling yellow Maybach sports car sped away.

In the driver's seat, a certain man had been thinking about how handsome he was since he got in the car. He kept thinking about it and twitching the corner of his mouth from time to time.

"...

Crazy girl, you called me a pervert, but I tolerated it; you called me uncle, and I tolerated it; but you actually called me a sharp-mouthed monkey, and I couldn't tolerate it anymore!

You must not have appreciated me carefully!

I'm so good-looking that I'm even more handsome than that scumbag boy in the universe, okay? !

…”

finally---

In the passenger seat, a certain woman who had been silent all this time twitched her lips, she really couldn't stand it anymore.

How can a grown man be like an old lady who lost her teeth?

Really... so noisy~~~

How did you do this!

However, the only advantage of listening to this shameless rant was that it slightly distracted her attention and made her feel less sad.

Xiao Xiaoxiao glanced at a certain man with disgust,

"Xuan Chenxing, can you calm down for a while? I want to be quiet."

Xuan Chenxing blurted out,

"Who is Jingjing?"

Looking at the evil look of a certain man with blue eyes and a faint smile, Xiao Xiaoxiao shook his hand and almost slapped him again, gnashing his teeth and roaring,

"You're so perverted, can't you just let me be bright and sad for a while?!"

It really hurts my heart to bear it...

Xuan Chenxing smiled even wider, raised his hand and pointed at the stars in the sky and said,

“Crazy girl, it’s so dark at night, where can the brightness come from~~~”

A certain man gave Xiao Xiaoxiao another ecstatic look.

…

then---

"pia"~~~!

A very clear and crisp slap, happily dispersed in the galloping night wind, accompanied by a certain woman's wildly crackling Hedong lion roar,

"Pervert, shut up!!!"

finally---

The whole world went quiet.

In the driver's seat, a certain man's red lips curled up and he turned his head, "I won't play with you anymore!"

Xiao Xiaoxiao was just thinking that this pervert was just a bitch, and she felt uncomfortable if she didn't get beaten. In her ears, the roar of Xuan Chenxing's monster turned out to be louder than hers.

"Damn girl, I told you not to slap me on the head!!!"

Looking at the man in front of him who was twitching with excitement and looking fierce, Xiao Xiaoxiao felt like thunder was rolling in the sky, and he was completely messed up by the wind...

Xiao Xiaoxiao wiped the spittle that had been sprayed on his face, the corners of his mouth trembled, and the whites of his eyes rolled.

"Xuan Chenxing, are you crazy~~~?"

Based on the personal safety of the majority of people, she really strongly suggested that this crazy man go to Qingshan Sanatorium to recuperate!

…

Who would have known that Xuan Chenxing, who had a ferocious expression just a second ago, would reply to her with a calm expression in an instant,

"I'm sorry, I'm the handsome, charming and charming Xuan Ershao who is loved by everyone. I'm not crazy."

She even shook her messed-up hair coquettishly.

Xiao Xiaoxiao finally knew that Xuan Chenxing was indeed not crazy...

N***a! He has a completely split personality!

And it’s still in the late stages of terminal illness! ! !

Xiao Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes in disgust, then raised his arms and propped them on the car door, but out of the corner of his eye he caught a glimpse of Xuan Chenxing quickly protecting his head.

The angry little face couldn't help but laugh, and teased him,

"Tsk, are you so scared?"

Xuan Chenxing twitched the corner of his mouth unnaturally,

"Who told you to keep hitting me on the head!"

"Who said you deserve a beating?"

Xiao Xiaoxiao's smile grew stronger in his teasing voice.

…

Xuan Chenxing stared at the road in front of the car.

"Crazy girl, are you feeling better?"

As he asked, his blue eyes turned wildly and he looked at her intently.

Xiao Xiaoxiao's head was stunned, somewhat unexpectedly.

Xiao Xiaoxiao thought that Xuan Chenxing had been bickering and quarreling with her unscrupulously, not caring at all about her grievance and sadness of being played hard just now.

But he didn't expect that this annoying change was using another way to comfort himself.

Although this method is really frustrating, it is extremely useful.

Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded unnaturally, blinking his eyes away from those blue eyes that were too heart-wrenching and evil.

"Hmm... better."

Xiao Xiaoxiao turned his face and looked outside the car, not looking at him anyway.

Xuan Chenxing curled his thin lips and spoke softly,

"That's good. I don't like women who cry."

Xiao Xiaoxiao,

"..."

Holy shit!

She just beautified this perverted attitude!

Sure enough, she did something wrong.

The bad nature of men is soaked in formalin and will last forever...

…

Finally, his image improved a little bit. In an instant, in Xiao Xiaoxiao's heart, Xuan Chenhao was completely thrown into the eighteenth level of hell, and he would never be able to stand up again!

Xiao Xiaoxiao took a deep breath, but couldn't suppress the rush of thousands of grass mud/horses running across his chest. He looked up to the sky and roared,

"Xuan Chenxing, I want to get off the car!"

"Why?"

A certain man's tone was calm.

Xiao Xiaoxiao's whole body was not well.

"I don't want to stay with you!"

Xuan Chenxing pursed his lips toward the outside of the car.

"Crazy girl, the ownership of this sports car sitting under your butt is mine. I have the freedom and right to decide whether to park the car or not. You are the unknown alien object.

Now I don’t want to stop, you need to get out of the car,”

Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyelids twitched, and then she heard a certain man's detached words,

"Then just jump out of the car!"

Then jump out of the car, then jump out of the car...

…

Xiao Xiaoxiao no longer knew how to express her feeling that she wanted to crush this guy to death!

Take a deep breath, inhale, exhale, inhale again, exhale again...

N***a, I can't help it!

Xiao Xiaoxiao reached out and unbuckled his seat belt.

However, Xuan Chenxing tightly grabbed Xiao Xiaoxiao's hand that was unbuckling his seat belt, his eyelids jumped, and Xie Nai's voice became serious,

"Crazy girl, what are you doing?!"

Xuan Chenxing didn't realize that his heart stopped just now.

Xiao Xiaoxiao was stunned.

Looking at Xuan Chenxing who suddenly came towards her with a nervous look on her face and lowered her head stiffly, she saw something...what?

A certain salty/pig hand pressing on my chest...

…

then---

In this extremely joyful late night, the sound of a certain woman Sha Po Lang's wild curses was heard again.

"Death/Demon, go to hell!!!"

"pia"~~~

What an ecstatic slap!

The man who fanned the fan made the whole sky sparkle and sparkle, and the sky was filled with little stars.

"Damn girl, I'm afraid you'll really jump out of the car!"

Xuan Chenxing was seen covering his swollen forehead from Xiao Xiaoxiao's slap, crying with tears in his eyes.

Xiao Xiaoxiao's body was covered with sparks and lightning, the kind that would definitely explode at the drop of a hat.

"Devil, who do you think you are! If you ask me to dance, I will dance!

You jump and I jump! I just had chest tightness, do you understand? ! "

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