This Star Wants To Retire

At the end of the skit, the scene was filled with cheerful atmosphere.

Many of the viewers who watched the live broadcast were already laughing their heads off.

Many people don't even feel that they are watching a sketch of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

Because the subject matter and content of this skit are quite different from everyone's previous cognition.

Whether it's the driving and ambiguity at the beginning, or some funny and bold lines in the follow-up, they are all different from the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in everyone's impression.

It has to be said that there are not many people in the entire entertainment industry who can compare with Liu Gongming in terms of humor.

He's just funny and funny.

The performance on stage is also really strong!

Backstage at the Spring Festival Gala, Ning Dan looked at the real-time ratings and didn't think there was any surprise.

She watched the rehearsal of this skit twice.

When she watched it for the first time, she thought it was very funny, and when she watched it for the second time, she still thought it was very funny.

Why are some classic sketches classic?

It is because you can relish it and find it interesting no matter how many times you watch it.

Even after watching it more times, you know that there will be some laughs in the future, and you will start warming up yourself in advance, and you will start giggling.

"It's coming, it's coming, the burden is coming! Haha, hahahaha!"

From the point of view of the creation of the skit, this skit is also down-to-earth.

The content of the narration is the family's short story, and it's the little things between the husband and wife.

Therefore, the resonance of the audience will be stronger.

Many jokes and dialogues are divorced from reality, but its foundation is not floating.

You know, when the camera swept over the audience at the Spring Festival Gala just now, it also gave a close-up shot of an old sketch artist sitting below.

The old man is one of the most well-known sketch actors in the country.

He was also laughing and applauding.

Again, the structure and rhythm of this skit are very good.

This script allows the actors to give full play to their energy!

Many sketch actors of the older generation attach great importance to this aspect.

Like on Earth, many sketches produced by the Happy Twist Team are a bit unconstrained, and some places are a bit floating.

The second half of the classic 2014 Spring Festival Gala skit "Should I Help" would have been a very funny pattern, and some elements similar to superheroes had to be incorporated. During the rehearsal, Shen Teng seemed to have worn a Spiderman mask.

Later, it was revised with the help of Uncle Benshan. After the police came to the scene, Hao Jian, played by Shen Teng, lay down directly, and then repeated all the lines spoken by the old lady played by Ma Li.

——Learn skills from barbarians to control barbarians.

In the end, when the old lady played by Ma Li yelled the phrase "he said all my words" in front of the police, the effect exploded!

It is said that in this performance, Shen Teng once again...forgot his words in daily life, which made Ma Li stunned for a while, but fortunately, he controlled the scene perfectly in the end.

It has to be said that this family cannot live without Ma Li.

On Blue Star's side, Sixth Senior Brother was very reliable on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala sketch.

He didn't have any flaws or mistakes.

The only scene that was different from the rehearsal stage was the scene where the ex-husband took Hao Jian's hand and pulled him out of the curtain.

After letting go, the ex-husband pointed to Qiu Ju, and then continued to stretch his hand back to hold Hao Jian, but... the distance was not enough, so he didn't hold Hao Jian directly!

At that moment, the sixth senior brother changed the performance mode, and Hao Jian shivered and actively stuffed his hand into the big hand of his ex-husband.

Acted out that kind of fear, fear, helplessness, and a touch of... shyness?

Sometimes, an excellent on-the-spot performance can achieve extraordinary results.

At this moment, many viewers still feel a little unsatisfied.

In the barrage, some sand sculpture netizens began to interact.

"Go and see "The Richest Man in Xihong City"!"

"Is there any team?"

"I'm looking forward to it more and more!"

"Don't compete with me for tickets!"

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, Luo Mo may be the first person today to secretly advertise his new movie in all kinds of fancy ways.

The song "Gong Xi Fa Cai" incorporates "People in Our Village".

The skit "Today's Happiness" is played by the director and protagonist of "The Richest Man in Xihong City".

This can achieve very good results.

Regarding this, Luo Mo also expressed his helplessness: "To be the chief planner of the Spring Festival Gala, you don't have much money."

There is only another way!

As for the rest of the films in the Spring Festival file, I couldn't help but shiver.

Some are afraid, some are angry.

Shameless, so shameless!

Doing publicity on the Spring Festival Gala, how can we fight!

The total plan is amazing, right?

The chief director is his own person, isn't he?

——It is indeed remarkable.

………

………

The skit stage ended, and the hosts came to the stage to connect.

Language programs have always been loved by audiences, but in recent years, language programs, like comedy movies, have become worse and worse.

The next one to perform on stage is Chen Shanqi, the Empress of the New Yu Dynasty.

Yes, Sister Tao's current coffee position is a well-deserved queen.

As director Luo's number one general in Xinyu, she can be said to be getting better and better.

At the beginning, Sister Tao released a new album after a long time, but Luo Mo's pure music "Confession Night" made it to the top of the list.

The new song of a dignified first-line singer was crushed by a violin piece by a trainee who has not yet debuted. What is the concept?

Then, this trainee's song is even more powerful on the list.

Then, I am a dignified female singer who has a certain status and reputation in the circle, sister Tao, of course I choose-to join the enemy at the speed of light!

Join if you can't beat it!

He is handsome, talented and has a good figure. I am so many years older than him, so I earn money by licking him!

To sum up, who will succeed if she is not successful? Who is she not a queen?

And today, the song brought by Diva Chen Shanqi is called "Annual Rings".

This is an ancient song that has been heard all over the world.

It is an episode of the hit drama "A Thousand Bone Flowers".

But Luo Mo hadn't actually watched this drama.

In fact, Chen Shanqi knew very well in her heart that today's entire stage and this song of hers were scheduled to be performed at this time period, which was actually a connection for the next song.

Because it is suitable for transitioning to the next song, it is specially listed here.

You know, Sister Tao is now the Queen of Heaven.

Whose song has such a big popularity?

It is a song by a female singer with a special status who has been famous for more than 20 years.

In addition, you must know that the songwriter of "Annual Rings" is Luo Mo.

Who wrote the songs, so that all the songs written by Luo Mo can match?

Well, that is of course another song written by Luo Mo.

Sister Tao's obedience to Luo Mo is almost 100%, so she doesn't care about doing this job at all.

Now, she just wants to sing well.

She stood on the stage and sang melodiously.

"[The circle is outlined as a fingerprint,

printed on my lips. 】”

The special effect picture of the whole stage is the woods.

After all, the song is called "Annual Rings".

At the end of the song, a leaf fell from the stage special effects, and then drifted with the wind.

Many netizens who watched the live broadcast had two words in their minds: "Here we come!"

This familiar connection mode, does it look like after the "Mountain and River Picture" was sung just now, the flying picture floated with the wind, and then sank to the bottom of the lake, and then the goddess came to life in the water!

For a program, it must be very important to spend so much money on the foreshadowing.

Therefore, some people guessed: "Luo Mo and Ning Dan are going to make another big move, right?"

Yes, from a certain point of view, this song is definitely a big move in a certain category.

Luo Mo has written most types of songs so far.

He has written folk songs, rap, RNB, Chinese style, ancient style...  

But there is one type that he hasn't touched much.

The Spring Festival Gala is a good opportunity for him to get involved in this genre.

This type is……..

—Military song!

This is a type that most people dare not touch.

Even Luo Mo, the son of the CCTV and the audit department, needs to be cautious and cautious when he writes.

However, the next song is really good.

Its songwriting is done in one go.

The song is called "The Motherland Will Never Forget".

Many people may have been taught this song by the instructor during military training, and the whole class has sung it in chorus.

There are two most famous versions of this song on earth, one is sung by Huang Lu and the other is sung by Han Hong.

Since this song is considered a military song, when Luo Mo was selecting a co-singer, he finally chose a very special singer in Blue Star. Her name is Meng Jin, and she has been famous for more than 20 years.

She is one of the few female singers with a military rank in the music world.

Meng Jin was still very interested in cooperating with Luo Mo.

However, even she didn't expect that Luo Mo actually asked her to cooperate in a military song!

If it was someone else, Meng Jin definitely felt that there was no need to cooperate.

There are some things that regular creators in the entertainment industry cannot write.

But Luo Mo is different.

He has written "Serving the Country with Loyalty" and songs such as "Fulfillment of Wishes".

"Those Things That Rabbit That Year" produced by him is widely recognized.

Therefore, Meng Jin is still looking forward to it.

When she received the lyrics and music from Luo Mo, she only read the lyrics once before agreeing to cooperate.

"Great! That's a great word!"

Now, let us turn our eyes back to the leaf floating on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

He floated and floated, and then slowly fell, with a feeling of falling leaves returning to their roots.

The title of the song "The Motherland Will Never Forget" emerged.

The prelude to the song also sounded at this moment.

For some reason, watching this scene, many people heard the picture of the martyrs returning home.

Under the title of the song that appeared, there were three lines of words.

"[Singing: Meng Jin]."

"[Lyricist: Luo Mo]."

"[Composer: Luo Mo]."

The barrage exploded in an instant, surging endlessly.

"Damn, Luo Mo and sister Meng Jin cooperate?"

"The title of the song is very touching!"

"Do you want to prepare tissues first?"

"Why do I feel like it's starting to ignite!"

I saw Meng Jin, who was wearing a military uniform, walking out slowly under the stage special effects.

She began to sing:

"【Among the vast sea of ​​people, which one am I?

Among the rushing waves, which one am I,

In the army that conquered the universe,

I am the one who gave silently,

In the long river of brilliant career,

It is me who is always galloping. 】”

Even though the whole song has just started, many viewers already feel excited.

At the same time, the spirit of dedication mentioned in the lyrics also makes people unable to refute the slightest thought in their hearts.

Chinese soldiers are the most miraculous existences in the world.

Everyone prefers to call them People's Soldiers.

When they are on missions, they will not disturb the people, will not borrow accommodation, and will not stay overnight. They would rather choose to lay down on the side of the road in rows and rest like this.

Obviously they may be fighting the flood, using their bodies to block the flood.

Obviously they were still putting out the fire, putting out the flames regardless of life or death.

Take the sky as the quilt and the ground as the seat.

Serve the people.

The singing sound spread throughout the audience at this moment, and Meng Jin continued to sing:

"【You don't need to know me,

don't want you to know me,

I put my youth into it,

into the rivers of the motherland. 】”

At this time, the climax of the chorus of the song should have appeared.

But Luo Mo did not make such an arrangement, but directly entered the B section.

I saw Meng Jin in military uniform holding a microphone, and after the interlude ended, he sang:

"[In the climbing team, which one am I,

Which of the brilliant stars am I,

On the journey to the universe,

That selfless struggle is me,

In the galaxy of the Republic,

The one who always shines is me. 】”

Since today is the Spring Festival Gala, there are not many sensational and tragic scenes in the whole stage special effects.

There is no combination of pictures and texts, no history, and no current events.

It also didn't link up with "Things About That Rabbit That Year" like the stage of "Fulfilling Your Wish".

The theme of this song is selfless devotion.

Therefore, just listen to Meng Jin and continue singing:

"[You don't need to sing my praises,

I don't want you to repay me,

I melt the light into it,

Melt into the constellation of the motherland. 】”

The stage special effects have changed at this moment.

Where the leaves have just fallen, roots begin to sprout.

It's like a new inheritance.

Another leaf began to flutter and flutter.

It's just that it has become a vibrant green leaf.

It fluttered with the wind like this, and came to the stone slab outside the Forbidden City.

The screen naturally switched from the stage of the Spring Festival Gala to the recorded screen.

The previous dance "Prayer" is the only fully recorded and broadcast dance program in this year's Spring Festival Gala.

And this song "The Motherland Will Never Forget" is in the form of a semi-recorded broadcast.

The camera focused on the ground, and everyone could only hear the accompaniment of the song, but now there is a new sound - the sound of neat footsteps!

This voice is all too familiar.

Who hasn't seen the Huaxia military parade?

Sure enough, as everyone expected, the national flag guards appeared on the screen.

They are all wearing military uniforms, with tall and straight postures, orderly steps, and sonorous and powerful.

I don't know why, listening to the footsteps, all the audience can feel a full sense of security.

The barrage instant fryer.

"It's so handsome!"

"Can't hold back the scream!"

"Inexplicably proud and moved!"

Everyone thought their appearance was for the background of the song.

Unexpectedly, they all opened their voices together.

Yes, this is a military song.

It is one of the most frequently sung songs after the national flag guards on the earth return from hoisting the flag.

The moment they opened their voices, the accompaniment stopped abruptly and stopped directly.

No more music, no accompaniment.

Because of the momentum of their live chorus, the accompaniment probably couldn't hold back.

And their steps are neat, with their own rhythm in it.

Isn't this the best accompaniment sound?

The singing of this group of people is so loud.

"【Among the vast sea of ​​people, which one am I?

Among the rushing waves, which one am I?"

Many viewers thought that asking the national flag guards to sing this song together was a finishing touch, a big move, right?

In fact, Luo Mo's big move for this program is only halfway in now.

Don't forget, this song has not sung the chorus until now, and it has not yet sung the climax!

It's just because it's too flammable, so everyone hasn't noticed it for the time being.

The other half of Luo Mo's big trick for program design is actually the buildings of the Forbidden City.

I saw the national flag guard walking and singing like this.

“[You don’t need to know me,

don't want you to know me,

I put my youth into it,

into the rivers of the motherland. 】”

When this sentence was sung, the entire national flag guard had already entered the gate of the Forbidden City.

This magnificent gate of the Forbidden City, a group of people singing loudly inside, can play a purely natural reverberation effect.

The chorus climax of the whole song appears for the first time at this moment.

Everyone listened to the powerful singing in the doorway, countless audiences really got goosebumps, their scalps were numb, and their blood was so surging that it was hard to suppress!

They sang:

“【The mountain knows me!!!】”

"【Jiang He knows me!!!】"

“[The motherland will never forget, never forget me!!!]”

The natural reverberation in the door opening gives people an indescribable feeling.

This is the effect Luo Mo wanted.

What he wants the audience to feel is:

"When you pass through this gate, it's as if all the ancestors are singing together!"

(ps: The easter egg chapter and others will try to post a video, I don't know if it can be uploaded successfully.

This chapter was written in 2022. September 18th! )