This Star Wants To Retire

A song "Slow Voice" ended in the singing of Suzhou Pingtan.

There are also audiences at the Spring Festival Gala.

Many elderly southern audiences in the audience applauded vigorously.

For example, in "Spring Festival Overture", elements of big Yangko and northern Shaanxi folk songs are added, and the resonance of northern audiences will be stronger.

Then, the Suzhou Pingtan version of "Slow Voice" can be said to have brought Wu Nong's soft language to the extreme.

In the barrage, I don't know which sand sculpture netizen started playing memes first.

"Hearing my bones are loose."

All of a sudden, the repeater in the barrage started frantically swiping the screen with the words "osteoplasty".

Many people suddenly felt that Liu Xu, who could only be regarded as good-looking and very temperamental, after playing the pipa and singing Suzhou Pingtan, added a touch of charm to his whole body.

Some good things, some good culture, need a good opportunity and a good opportunity to make a good display.

Here Luo Mo started with folk songs that everyone could accept from the beginning, and then suddenly changed to Suzhou Pingtan when everyone thought it was just a folk song.

This will be smoother and more stunning.

It can make people who are already immersed in singing feel the charm of Pingtan at once.

After the performance, Liu Xu may be able to make a small hit with this stage.

At this moment, the camera switched back to the host, and Li Junyi led Liu Xu backstage.

The two added WeChat as early as the first time they met, because they wanted to perform on the same stage, they had a lot of communication in private.

Li Junyi is a single mother and fetus. At this moment, he has a sense of relief that the performance is over, and a sense of loss in his heart.

For a while, he didn't know how to chat with Liu Xu on WeChat naturally.

It's like after stepping down now, I don't know what to talk about face to face.

Fortunately, Luo Mo and Xu Chujing showed up in time, and Luo Mo ordered: "Junyi, you can send Liu Xu off later, and you can go back to your place of residence in a car."

None of them are natives of the capital, so they arranged a hotel, and tomorrow they will go back to their hometowns for the New Year.

"Okay." Li Jun agreed one by one.

On the way to send the two away, Xu Chujing and Liu Xuxian chatted.

Liu Xu was very excited to see Xu Chujing, claiming that he was a die-hard fan of Jing Jie and had liked her for many years.

As for Xu Chujing, she chatted with her about some common topics, such as where to study, how long until graduation, and asked her pretending to be joking, "Have you got a boyfriend yet?"

"No, no." Liu Xu replied.

Luo Mo was overjoyed when he heard that.

He pointed to Li Junyi, and said with a smile, "It's a coincidence, he doesn't have a boyfriend either!"

Xu Chujing gave him a blank look while smiling, and Liu Xu was also trying to hold back her smile.

The little girl is a slow-heating type. Now that the performance is over, she relaxes and whispers to Li Jun, "So you and Tong Shu are not real."

Luo Mo spread his hands and said, "Aren't they called [Plum Tree CP]? I'll pull out this tree!"

——The boss of the studio personally came down to refute the rumors.

After saying this, Luo Mo seemed to think of something again, and said, ""Slow Voice" will be released as an official version at that time, you two can discuss and make some changes."

"Well, that's all for now. I still have things to do. I'll go back and rest early." Luo Mo said.

After the two left, Xu Chujing looked at Luo Mo and wondered, "I think you enjoy being a matchmaker."

"Do I have it?" Luo Mo refused to admit it.

"Don't you?" Xu Chujing said.

Luo Mo smiled, didn't say anything more, pulled Xu Chujing and said: "Let's go, the next program is the sixth brother's sketch!"

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By the time Luo Mo and Xu Chujing sat down in the background again, Brother Six's sketch had already started for about a minute.

When he came on stage, the barrage went completely crazy.

Not to mention, our Sixth Senior Brother is very popular.

Of course, many people are also regretting.

You said this lively and festive Spring Festival Gala, why don't you come to "The Royal Concubine Dances the Sword" to make us laugh?

Those who celebrate the Chinese New Year still hide their secrets?

However, to be honest, the audience is still looking forward to Brother Six's skit.

There's no way, the screenwriter's column says [Luo Mo]!

Luo Mojia Liu's fame, it's hard not to think it's funny.

In fact, today's skit is, on some level, important.

Because tomorrow is the first day of the Lunar New Year, which is the day when "The Richest Man in Xihong City" and "Let the Bullets Fly" are released.

Today's skit made the audience think it was funny, so it must be good for tomorrow's first-day box office.

If the audience finds it not funny, it will be a wave of coolness, which is equivalent to a wave of negative publicity.

The skit is so bad, everyone should also consider whether the movie will also perform abnormally.

Today, the sketch brought to you by Brother Six is ​​called "Today's Happiness".

On Earth, it should be called "Today's Happiness 2".

In 2012, Shen Teng played Hao Jian for the first time in the Spring Festival Gala, and his performance was "Today's Happiness".

It is also through this skit that audiences across the country remembered the name Hao Jian.

However, the partner on this stage is not Ma Li.

In 2013, when Shen Teng appeared in the Spring Festival Gala again, the sketch was "Today's Happiness 2".

The partner this time is Ma Li.

It was the success of these two sketches that made him promoted to the [planning] of the 2014 Spring Festival Gala.

That year, the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala was Xiao Gang Pao, the deputy chief director included Uncle Benshan, and the [planning] included Zhao Baogang and Zhang Heping.

You know, at that time, the name Hao Jian was more popular than Shen Teng.

Shen Teng's goal at that time was to let everyone remember the name Shen Teng, not Hao Jian.

As it turned out, he later did.

"Today's Happiness 2" on Earth, just like this, appeared on the stage of Blue Star's Spring Festival Gala.

At the beginning of the sketch, I first explained the background of the story.

Hao Jian said to the audience, the boss has a convulsion recently, you said that I did a good job as a waiter, you insisted on promoting me to be the lobby manager.

"If I don't pay attention, I will embark on an official career." Not to mention, it is a bit cheap.

He faced the audience, showing off that his wife bought him a new mobile phone, new clothes, and bought him a fruit basket to take to the boss because of this matter, showing off how sensible his wife is.

On Earth, Hao Jian's daughter-in-law in this sketch seems to be played by Shen Teng's real wife.

Who ever thought that she didn't trust Hao Jian.

Let him put on new clothes, go upstairs with a fruit basket, and he is not allowed to hang up the phone, but let her listen in real time.

"I'm wondering, why did your divorced female boss promote you as lobby manager?"

Under the threat of his wife, Hao Jian shouted angrily: "Enough!"

"If you do this with me, then I'll go up there." He did the most embarrassing thing with the most embarrassing voice.

His wife ordered him not to hang up the phone, and he snorted.

The audience was actually a little surprised when they saw this.

"Today's skit seems a bit exciting!"

"But the subject matter is interesting!"

"I feel that there must be exciting content behind!"

"I'm ready to laugh."

I saw Hao Jian standing at the door of the female boss's house. After knocking on the door, he said to his mobile phone, "Did you hear that, what a normal knocking."

As soon as the words fell, a charming and moving voice came: "The door is reserved for you~"

The camera panned to the audience in the audience, and many people at the scene were already cooperating and making booing sounds.

The scene of the Spring Festival Gala never lacks atmosphere.

Hao Jian swallowed, and said to the mobile phone: "Did you hear that, how... how strange to keep the door open."

He licked his slightly dry lips and pushed the door open.

"Boss, who are you leaving the door for?"

"It's me, Hao Jian with a clear conscience!" He shouted into the phone.

The sound of rushing water came out.

Amidst the sound of running water, the charming voice came again: "What, I can't hear you clearly, I'm taking a bath~ Come here and say~"

Bold witch, dare to destroy my Taoist heart!

The sound of the water is so fascinating!

The barrage is completely crazy at this moment.

"My parents laughed so loudly."

"Is this the show you should sit and watch with grandma?"

"I stared at the CCTV icon for a long time."

"Fuck, this is the Spring Festival Gala!"

In the picture, Hao Jian shrank his neck, as if he had grown a root on his foot, and said without moving, "I won't go there."

"You're really in a hurry, just in time, I just washed the dates." The female boss came out with a basin of freshly washed dates.

Immediately, the words "Ma Dongmei" began to appear on the barrage.

Of course, there are also "what is Ma Mei", "what is Ma Dong", "what is Dongmei".

On Earth, in this skit, the character played by Ma Li is also called Dongmei.

Because this skit predates "Charlotte Annoyance" by a lot.

But Blue Star can't do it, because Xia Luo and Ma Dongmei are already deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Hao Jiang and Dongmei will make people play.

In "The Richest Man in Xihong City", the heroine's name is Xia Zhu, and in "Charlotte's Annoyance" it's called Dongmei. Then, Luo Mo didn't use his brain and changed the name here to... Qiu Ju.

A name full of age, full of milk.

"Hao Jian?" As soon as Qiu Ju saw that it was Hao Jian, her voice changed immediately and returned to its original state, a little rough.

Hao Jian shouted into the phone: "Boss, it turns out that what you wash are edible red dates!"

—— "I won't tell who was flustered just now".

"Hao Jian, why are you here so late?" Qiu Ju asked.

"Didn't you promote me to be the manager of the lobby? My wife insists on sending me a fruit basket when it's over."

"Ah, thank you, thank you. Oh, this little fruit basket, bring it here... Are you tired?" She lifted the fruit basket with two fingers.

Qiu Ju told him: "Hao Jian, you came at a bad time today, in a while...my ex-husband will come."

"I'm afraid of causing unnecessary misunderstanding."

"You understand." Qiu Ju said.

"I understand. Who do you think didn't misunderstand?" Hao Jian held the phone.

Isn't this misunderstanding of mine just in the palm of my hand?

He said to Qiu Ju: "I just want to ask you to say something loudly, you said there are seven waiters in our hotel, why did you promote me to be the lobby manager?"

Qiu Ju was stunned: "What? Is the probability... very low?"

"Don't you know why I promoted you?" Qiu Ju said.

Tsk, this is ambiguous!

Hao Jianli immediately replied: "I...sometimes I am clear, and sometimes I am confused."

"I just fell in love with you." Qiu Ju said directly.

At the Spring Festival Gala, the audience immediately applauded and booed.

Hao Jian's hand holding the mobile phone was stiff: "Boss, you've got the point. If you want to steal three minus four, let me tell you, I really have to delay you for a while."

He just sat down on the sofa and didn't leave.

"Oh my god, Hao Jian, why are you still sitting down?"

"No, look, Hao Jian, you said that my ex-husband will come later, and if we are caught in the middle of the night, wouldn't it be inappropriate?"

"Then how can I still use arrest?" Hao Jian's eyes widened.

It's hard for my daughter-in-law not to misunderstand.

He immediately added an explanation to smooth things over: "I eat your two dates, how can he arrest me?"

"Hao Jian, look, at this hour, we... should all go to sleep?" Qiu Ju pointed to her watch, reminding her that it was already late.

The barrage exploded in an instant, and many people laughed like crazy.

The two are not on the same channel at all.

"When did this happen? When did we sleep?" Hao Jian was anxious.

Qiu Ju saw that he was still sitting here convulsing, and she was eager to chase him away, so she began to issue an order to evict the guest.

"Let me just say it straight, I won't keep you tonight!"

The audience at the scene were all excited again, each and every one of them showed their front-line melon-eating smiles and applauded like sea lions.

"Which night did you keep me? Boss, what did you say today that made a big bang!"

"I ask you to answer me normally, what is the relationship between us." Hao Jian said.

Qiu Ju, who couldn't drive her away no matter what, was also speechless, and said helplessly, "Hao Jian, if you really don't want to leave, why don't you come back after my ex-husband is gone?"

——"Too Exciting"!

Onomatopoeia has already begun to appear in the barrage in the live broadcast.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Let me start the little train!

Another netizen left a message: "I think of a [series]."

In the words and words of the two, there was a knock on the door, and the ex-husband made his debut.

That's right, it's Wang Rong.

"It's over, it's over, catch the action now, Hao Jian, you should hide quickly." Qiu Ju panicked.

Hao Jian was still busy explaining to the phone: "Why did Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience, hide."

Qiu Ju explained that she left because of a misunderstanding, and asked him to hide behind the curtains.

As soon as she opened the door of the house, as soon as her ex-husband entered, the music of love songs rang.

On Earth, the music of "Autumn Feelings" is used here, and the Cantonese version is called "Li Xianglan".

This is a song by Jacky Cheung, which Master Xing played and sang in the movie "Domestic Lingling Paint".

As soon as the ex-husband came in, he fell into memories, touched the sofa, touched the refrigerator, and said sadly: "Have you replaced them with new ones?"

"Yeah, what else should I use?" Qiu Ju said in the lyrical and sad music: "Didn't you be asked to move out when you got divorced?"

"Old Gao, forget about it, when you leave, only me and the load-bearing wall are left at home."

"Back then, I was too impulsive." The ex-husband smiled and closed the curtains.

Pull it, and Hao Jian, who was hiding behind the curtain at the other end, was pulled out.

Many people laughed again in an instant.

"What are you doing with the curtains? It's midnight." Qiu Ju opened the curtains.

"Back then, you were so shy." The ex-husband said, "I was shy too."

While turning his head to cover his mouth, he grabbed back with the other hand.

After grabbing one hand, he said to himself while walking, "I'm holding your hand, just like now, my little heart is beating so fast."

Then, he led Hao Jian out from behind the curtain.

While holding Hao Jian, he was still remembering.

The scene of the Spring Festival Gala was completely boiling, and many netizens also left messages in the barrage: "I lost my head laughing."

"Old Chinese New Year, I lost my head."

"The whole family burst out laughing!"

The ex-husband continued: "On the asphalt road, I ran into your mother head-on."

He glanced at Qiu Ju, let go of Hao Jian's hand, pointed at her and said with a smile, "Yes! That's the expression you had when you were terrified!"

After speaking, he put down the hand pointing at Qiu Ju, then stretched out his hand and pulled it back.

The dumbfounded Hao Jian put his hand up and asked him to continue pulling.

The ex-husband was still deep in memory, and didn't notice anything wrong.

He was still talking about how when you saw your mother run away, I would chase you.

Then he and Hao Jian engaged in a chase behind the curtain.

Until Qiu Ju gave him a kick.

"Oh, your heartless foot kicked me from memory back to reality." The ex-husband said.

Qiu Ju looked back and saw Hao Jian peeking out of the curtain, and immediately shouted: "Hao Jian!"

Hao Jian immediately retracted his head.

The ex-husband was dumbfounded, looked at her blankly, and said, "Okay, I'm cheap!"

"I'm so cheap!"

This sketch is actually quite logical. The plot changed from this sentence.

The ex-husband recalled the past as soon as he came in, because he wanted to get back together.

Don't look at him taking away all the furniture and appliances, but the house is left to his wife.

Until the phrase "so cheap" appeared, he began to deliberately anger Qiu Ju.

"I'm here today to tell you good news. I'm getting married again!"

"Find a young girlfriend, young, beautiful and rich, don't you think it's annoying?"

"Today, I just want you to check for me."

"If you are such a narrow-minded person, you think she is good, then we will get the certificate."

"Of course, as long as you say you disagree..."

——"That doesn't work either!" The ex-husband said with a smile.

"Oh, don't you feel a little uncomfortable?" He was angry with her.

Qiu Ju covered her face: "If you say that, I will feel better, hahaha."

"Since everything has been said, then you can check for me first!" Qiu Ju said loudly.

"Come on! Let's show your face, little one!" She walked quickly and pulled the curtains aside.

The moment this plot appeared, the scene completely exploded!

The audience watching the live broadcast was also pushed to an emotional climax by this plot.

Absolutely! This plot twist is amazing!

Full of laughter and hilarity directly!

Who can bear it without watching the excitement and eating melons?

It can be said that this skit has a good structure and a good rhythm, and it has been advancing layer by layer.

The plot is just right for the audience's psychology.

Control the audience to death!

"Come on, let me introduce you, Hao Jian, my little boyfriend."

"Old Gao, my ex-husband."

At a loss, Hao Jian took a step forward, reached out to shake hands, and said politely:

"Brother ex-husband."

—— "Respect your predecessors."

He wanted to get away, but Qiu Ju told him to cooperate.

Hao Jian glanced at the phone, smiled wryly and said, "It's not that I don't cooperate, it looks like there are three people on the surface, but there are actually four people!"

As soon as this sentence came out, many people burst into laughter again.

What's even more outrageous is that when Hao Jian held out his cell phone to give a reminder, Qiu Ju thought he was pointing at her belly, saying that she was pregnant, so she immediately wanted to piss off her ex-husband, and said:

"Ahahaha, why are you talking about everything?"

The ex-husband couldn't bear to look at them and turned to face the wall.

As a result, in the painting on the wall, there happened to be a green hat on his head.

As we all know, there are... colorful bullet screens these days!

Blue Star's Spring Festival Gala live broadcast is using this function.

Originally, many people were using red barrage, which was more festive.

Good guy, it's green now!

Hao Jian still wants to leave, but Qiu Ju wants him to finish the performance.

"The guest hasn't left yet. Is it appropriate for your master to leave, daddy?"

The terrified Hao Jian said to the mobile phone: "Hey baby!"

The three of you talk to each other.

Qiu Ju praised Hao Jian crazily, but her ex-husband brother burst into tears.

The ex-husband's facial expression was painful.

On Wang Rong's face, the facial features were twisted together.

On the other end of the phone, Hao Jian's wife yelled angrily.

Qiu Ju immediately said: "Oh, your phone's ringtone is too disturbing, I'll turn it off for you first."

She whispered to Hao Jian, I will help you with your wife, now you help me.

--"cooperate".

Hao Jian gritted his teeth and agreed.

At this time, the plot reached a new climax.

Because the phone call was turned off, and no daughter-in-law listened in.

how to say?

——The seal is lifted! ! !

Hao Jian went all out.

Heh, just open it!

"Why are you two still divorced? Look at your ex-husband, he looks like a scumbag, right?"

"Yo, I'm praising you, why aren't you happy?"

"Look at your facial features, which one can pass the test? After all, you have an oval face, why are you falling down?"

"Do you know how many men out there saw her and couldn't control her?"

Qiu Ju looked at him and said loudly: "Beautiful!!!"

The two were still clenching fists, and they were doing a more vigorous posture, just like scoring a goal.

The ex-husband stood up and said that he should not care about the divorce, but there is an old saying that only the feet know whether the shoes fit or not.

Hao Jian lost a shoe in a panic before, so he raised his foot stupidly and said, "Then I know the one and the other doesn't."

"Oh! I was completely defeated by your innocence." The ex-husband was speechless.

Hao Jian raised his shoeless foot and said meanly, "It's not your innocence that beats you, it's your lack of shoes."

——Although the homophonic stalk was late, it arrived.

I just want to stand on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and talk about homonyms! how! ?

The ex-husband wants to leave.

Qiu Ju said: "Old Gao, we'll see you at the stadium tomorrow, and you can also bring me to meet your girl."

"Xiaojian, play golf with me tomorrow," Qiu Ju said.

"Do you still need tomorrow to beat him?" He walked towards his ex-husband viciously, grabbed Lao Gao by the collar and said, "Your name is Erfu?"

The bullet screen was overwhelming in an instant, and it was full of the sentence: "Your fucking name is Charlotte?"

The skit here is actually coming to an end, Lao Gao began to explain that he wanted to remarry, and the little girlfriend was fabricated by himself.

Qiu Ju immediately became excited: "We also made it up. This is my lobby manager. He came to give me a gift. I caught up with you."

"What? He's your lobby manager?"

Hao Jian looked at him and said, "What's the matter? He's engaged in official career."

Back and forth echoes, a simple [call-back] comedy technique, but the effect is excellent.

Hao Jian's daughter-in-law also rushed in at this moment.

"You are?" Qiu Ju asked.

"I'm Hao Jian's wife, Jiannei!"

The homophonic stalk comes again: Am I brave?

During the noisy process, the theme of the sketch began to be drawn out. People must learn to resolve misunderstandings, instead of not resolving misunderstandings, but still being suspicious and creating conflicts.

"Oh, I was really defeated by your innocence!" Her daughter-in-law was convinced.

Hao Jian smiled, kicked off the shoe on the other foot, and said loudly, "It's not naivety that beat you."

He paused for a moment at this moment, did not speak, but looked at all the audience at the scene.

This is trust in the audience and confidence in one's ability to control the field.

I just heard everyone shouting loudly: "No shoes!"

The atmosphere has been pushed to the peak, and what the Chinese New Year wants is a lively scene!

The ending doesn't have to be sensational, and the value is too strong.

Hi that's it!