This Curse Is Just Awesome

Vol 5 Chapter 11: I met my fellow villagers, but I didn’t discuss **** them.

   "Aren't you... just introducing a girlfriend? Do you need to be so nervous..."

   "You know what a fart!" The old director was irritable: "That kid is still*! It's going to start a fire!"

   "...then you are not afraid of that girl..."

   "Which is important? Find him a sturdy one."

  "..."

   "What are you still doing? Speed ​​up!"

"Oh oh."

  "Du—"

   Hanging up the communication, the old director threw the phone away and raised the thermal telescope to continue observation.

   As expected, in the lens, Chen Yu’s movement continues...

   "This young man, don't you want to die..."

   Compared to the old director on the other side of the wall, the five people on this side of the wall are undoubtedly more uncomfortable.

get up? embarrassment.

  Get up? Also embarrassing.

   They never thought that a human being could persist in "this aspect" for so long.

   Slender man: "Is this a genius? I'm already I."

   Muscle Man #1: "Absolutely perfect boyfriend, no girl in the world doesn't like it."

   Muscle Man #2: "Be reasonable, girls also want to save their lives."

   Muscle Man No. 3: "Instinct belongs to yes."

  Muscle Man #4: "According to Da Hualun’s Jin Erwen, only the old and fast enough are worthy of offspring."

   "What's the ink? It's almost noon, you guys are still up to sleep?" Chen Yu temporarily slowed down and poked his head out of the upper bunk.

   Slender man: "... Brother Yu, are you finished?"

   "What's over?"

   "Hit a plane."

   "Fuck?" Chen Yu was surprised when he heard that, "How did you know?"

   Muscle Man No. 1 was silent for a moment, and pointed to the glass crack in the window: "The wall is almost shattered. We are not deaf either."

   Muscle Man #2: "Or... Brother Yu, let's forget it today."

   Muscle Man No. 3: "It is too much to be true."

   Muscle Man No. 4: "According to the Darwinian theory of evolution, silicon-based organisms don't need to reproduce offspring."

   "...Okay." Shaking his muscular right hand, Chen Yu turned over and lay down, covering the quilt: "Sleep, good night."

  "..."

   404 dormitory, once again fell into silence.

   But everyone has no sleep.

   had a complex expression and fell into random thoughts.

  Muscle Man #1: ‘It’s all men, it’s not fair. ’

  Muscle Man #2: ‘One thing to say, the bed in the dormitory is really strong. At least shockproof. ’

  Muscle Man #3: ‘If there is a beautiful female alien, it will suit him well. ’

  Muscle Man #4: "zzZ..."

   Slender man: "It looks like I'm still taking brother Yu***, the most cost-effective. One time is equivalent to several nights...’

  "..."

   "咚咚!"

   The thoughts of the people in the dormitory did not "fly" for a long time, and the door of the room was knocked suddenly.

   "Who?" The slender man got up.

   "I, the dean of education."

   "Hiss!"

   Except for Chen Yu and No. 4, who was already asleep, the others were awakened at the same time and quickly dressed, got out of bed, and opened the door.

   "Where is Chen Yu."

   Outside the door, the old director hunched back and his face was expressionless.

   "In... on the bed."

   "Let him come out."

   The slender man looked back and swallowed: "Old...old director, he is asleep."

   "Fart, I know he is awake. Come out!"

   Hearing this, Chen Yu opened his eyes and leaned forward from the bed: "What are you doing? I was tired all night, just about to sleep."

"Snapped."

   The old director drew out his belt, puffed up the air fiercely, and exploded with a loud noise: "I can't get out."

   Muscle Man #3: "Strictly father belongs to yes."

   Hearing the words, the old director looked at Muscle Man No. 3 with a nasty expression: "How can you speak? Get out! Run five laps around the city."

   Muscle Man #3: "...it is true if there is no accident."

   "It's still windy! Ten laps!"

   "It's over."

   "Fifteen laps!"

   "I can't come back even after dark is..."

   Waiting for the muscular man No. 3 to trot away, the old director walked into the dormitory and looked up at Chen Yu: "Get dressed and follow me."

   "Where to go."

   "I'll know when I go. You will thank me."

   Three minutes later, under the eyes of everyone in the dormitory, Chen Yu left the dormitory with the old director.

   all the way north, in a hurry.

  ‘Is it going to [Lola Mountain Foreign Land]? ’

   Chen Yu looked a little nervous.

  【Lola Mountain Alien Land】, for ordinary warriors, it is a treasure place for cultivation, so you can't ask for it.

   But for the unusual person, that is the entrance to hell.

   After so many hardships, I finally got to level 3. If you go back to before liberation, **** it...

   Fortunately.

   did not continue forward, and walked to the location of the campus park, the old director stopped, pointed in the direction of the woods and said: "Here, go in."

"Myself?"

   "Yes, yourself."

   "...I suspect you are going to cheat me." Chen Yu was suspicious.

"Snapped!"

  The old director slapped Chen Yu directly on the forehead: "In order to solve your physical problems, even my old face is lost. Can you be a little conscience when you say this?!"

   "Physiological problems?"

   "Hmm." The old director glanced at Chen Yu's crotch: "You understand. I said it yesterday."

   "...Sister?!"

"Um."

   "Fucking? You actually arranged a girl for me?!"

"Of course. After all, you are not who you used to be." The old director stretched out his hand and patted Chen Yu with a dumb face: "Bahuangyi's girlfriend was also arranged by the school. You can understand this as this. It's a special national policy. From a young age, it is for the welfare of geniuses. As it grows larger... not just that girl can be worthy of you."

   Chen Yu: "..."

  【Mental damage suffered: Spirit +1】

   "Let's go." The old director glanced at his watch: "Don't make the girl wait in a hurry."

   "...Is that girl one-time or permanent."

   The old director looked at his watch stiffly, his face blackened: "I'm here to pimp you? Girlfriend! Girlfriend understand?!"

   "Permanent?" Chen Yu was disappointed.

   "At least two or three months at least."

   "Then I don't want it." Chen Yu turned around and left.

   "Why are you coming back!" The old director was annoyed, grabbed him severely, and dragged him back: "What's more?"

"I have a girlfriend." Away from the other party, Chen Yu tidied his collar and said with a serious face: "Your son may not tell you, or you may not know. I am actually a person with a family. Eighth Does Huang Yao know? That's my fiancee."

"I know."

   "If you know, you can introduce it to me. You are so sorrowful."

   "I introduced to you just because I knew it." The old director lowered his voice unconsciously and his eyes flickered: "You, you can't marry her."

   "Why?" Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, then frowned and thought deeply: "Does the upper echelon allow the Bahuang family to grow?"

"no."

   "Isn't Bahuang Yao worthy of me?"

"no."

   "Or the upper management does not allow me to have too deep a relationship with Yahuang Yi?"

   "Neither is it."

   "Do you want to marry a big family force in China through me?"

   "Not even more."

   "Why is that?"

   "Because Yahuang Yao doesn't fit your size."

   Chen Yu: "?? What?!"

   "So what are you thinking in your head." The old director was expressionless: "Can you be more serious."

   "Fart!" Chen Yu roared: "It's you who should be serious now?! What the **** is it that doesn't fit my size?"

  The old director squinted: "The talisman doesn't fit your size, don't you know it in your heart."

   "...she can bear it."

"Have a der, are you going?" The old director calmly said: "The girl inside was carefully selected by us temporarily. She has first-class looks, first-class body, first-class height, first-class strength, and first-class talent. Wait. Definitely worthy of you. More importantly, she is still your fellow."

"Ah."

   chuckled lightly, and Chen Yu shook his head: "Sorry. I have a girlfriend. As a man, I can't betray her."

   Old Director: "...Okay. The twisted melon is not sweet, then I'll let her go back..."

   Chen Yu: "I mainly want to go in and meet my fellow villagers."

   After that, he walked into the small woods unhurriedly.

  Old Director: "..."

   enter the woods and follow the twisted cobblestone path.

   Soon, Chen Yu saw a graceful figure in a small square deep in the grove.

   Long hair shawl.

  The waist is slender.

"Beauty."

   Chen Yu's spirit shook.

   "Absolute beauty!"

   He is experienced in "identifying women", even just looking at those slender legs is enough to infer the other person's appearance.

   After all, the old director has said "looks better"...

   "Cough." With a light cough, Chen Yu puffed up his chest and raised his head, strode forward, and stretched out his hand: "Hello, the old director said we are fellow villagers. Get to know."

   "Ah!" The beauty was taken aback, and turned around quickly, revealing a beautiful and delicate face, showing a smile, and shook hands with Chen Yu: "Hello, hello, classmate Chen Yu, my name is for a long time. My name is..."

   "Xing Bi?!" Chen Yu was shocked.

   "Ah..." Xing Bi blinked his eyes, "Chen Yu, know me?"

   "You must know each other." Chen Yu was suddenly excited.

   "It's an honor." Xing Bi slowly withdrew his hand, turning his head slightly shyly: "Unexpectedly, you will pay attention to me."

"I'm very concerned. I looked for you on the first day of school, but unfortunately I haven't found it." Chen Yu rubbed his hands and warmed up: "Now I finally found it. I can only say that the old director deserves to be the old director, knowing I want it. What is it."

   Hearing this bold "confession", Xing Bi's little face blushed, but he couldn't hide his joy.

   Before coming here, the above had already explained to her the identity of Chen Yu in advance.

   As the "favorite of heaven" that the whole country will focus on next, Chen Yu is definitely the most "top-matched" spouse she can find in her life!

   is far more friendly than the few men she was with before.

   You don’t see "Wang Chunlei". After the "betrothed" to Bahuang Yi, the training resources are almost inexhaustible...

   In the world at the head of the doomsday, nothing is more important than "genius".

  The genius "family" is naturally the second most important...

At this point of thought, Xing Bi took a deep breath, calmed his mind, tried to be neither humble nor overbearing, and smiled and said, "Chen Yu, I am very happy that you will like me. In fact, I have always had a good impression of Chen Yu. Thanks to the teaching office. arrange."

   "No. This is the arrangement of fate!"

   "...How do you do~" Xing Bi lightly pursed the corner of his mouth and stretched out his hand: "The days after that, we will take care of..."

"Snapped!"

   Before Xing Bi finished speaking, Chen Yu slapped him 20 meters away: "You won't survive the future."

   "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

   The woman's figure flew backwards in a spiral shape, and after hitting and breaking several tree trunks, she fell heavily to the ground, face down. Motionless...

   Trunk: "..."

   Xing Bi: "...?"

   "Wula!" Chen Yu bravely exploded with up to level 3 energy. After winning the pursuit, he flickered a few jumps and stepped on Xing Bi's back with his left foot: "How about this care?"

   Xing Bi, as the first enemy Chen Yu came across, he has been itchy for a long time.

   At the beginning of the college entrance examination arena, it was this vicious woman who smashed his sister Chen Siwen's anger, leaving her disabled for life.

   Now, although Chen Siwen has recovered with his help.

   But if you live forever, you must pay for the "hate" this thing!

   What's more, under the "arrangement of fate", the other party sent them to the door.

   If this is not "reported", the intestines will not be accessible.

   Chen Yu: "What about you, how is my care?"

   Xing Bi: "..."

   "Speak!" Chen Yu forced his left foot.

   "Puff~" Xing Bi spit out half of the blood, spitting out all her makeup.

   "In the past six months, where did you hide? Let me find it."

   Xing Bi turned his head, and also burst out with Level 3 energy, and began to struggle violently.

   But the extreme disparity between the "physiques" of the two sides made her unable to break free from Chen Yu's suppression anyway, so she had to give up and said with a pitiful expression, "Chen...Chen Yu, why hit me."

   "Are you called Peach?"

   "My name is Peach."

"Snapped!"

   Chen Yu slapped up when he rode up: "I slapped Peach!"

   "You...you...you are insane!" Xing Bi cried suddenly with swollen cheeks.

   In the school, she has a lot of love and can even get on the line with Yahuang Yi, but she has never been bullied so much.

"Snapped!"

   "Ah...you...you hit me, I admit it. But can you give me a reason?"

   "What about Ink Nima, I'll tell you after I finish typing."

"Snapped!"

"what!"

   "Pop, papa!"

   "Ah..."

   "Papa Papa..."

  ...

   At the same time, outside the grove.

  The old director stood side by side with his assistant, looking at the blurry shadows in the woods, with a faint tone: "Xiao Li, how did Chen Yu talk to that little girl when you came out?"

   "Very good. Ah." The assistant nodded: "When I left, I heard that Chen Yu seemed to know her."

   "Oh, it's normal. After all, they are fellow villagers in Qingcheng. I've seen a few times in the past, so it's nothing unusual."

   "huhu—"

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   There was a strong wind suddenly in the small forest.

   "Huh?" The old director was taken aback: "What's the matter? There is a fluctuating energy?"

   The assistant squinted his eyes and scratched his head: "It may be that the two are not sure whether each other is suitable, so let's show off their talents. They are beautiful, they should, should be."

"Oh…"

   "Boom—"

   Then, a muffled noise came from the grove.

   The old director looked a little ugly: "What's the matter?"

  Assistant: "Maybe the two are satisfied with each other. Let's tentatively compete. The game meets the opponent, it's normal, normal."

   "Papa Papa Papa Papa..."

   Old Director: "...what's going on?"

  Assistant: "Maybe the two met late, so they just turned to the phoenix. Dry firewood and fire, smooth and smooth."

   Old Director: "You **** fart."

  ...

  Ps: The original name of this chapter is "The Villager Sees the Villager, the Hard State is Hard", "The Villager Sees the Villager, A Shot From Behind", "The Villager Sees the Villager, Greetings to His Parents", etc...

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