This Curse Is Just Awesome

　　 Shakespeare once said-if all the adults and gentlemen in the world can make thunder and lightning, the gods on that day will never be quiet. Because every bureaucracy must show off his power and prestige, so that the sky is full of thunder...

　　 Obviously.

　　 At this moment, the "adults" are asleep in the Beijing University.

　　 The entire campus, especially the female bathroom area in the dormitory building... It seems to be so quiet that it is deaf.

　　 It is so quiet that there is no sound, and the needle drop can be heard. Like the water of a dark river, the water is silent, without evidence, lawless...

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 Women: "..."

　　 "Guru."

　　 After swallowing hard, Chen Yu gently patted the girl who was still lying in his arms: "Then...what, have you finished washing?"

　　 Upon hearing this, the girl looked up, "Ah."

　　 "Then I can rest assured." Nodded in relief, Chen Yu turned around and flicked his long sleeves: "Go back to the bedroom and pay attention to safety. I'll go back first."

　　 "Ah...slow...slowly..."

　　 Looking at Chen Yu's figure as he walked farther and farther and faster, one of the tall girls among the girls reacted first and asked in surprise, "Duo, is he your boyfriend?"

　　 "No...No..."

　　 "Do you know each other?"

"do not know…"

　　 Women: "..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 "Come on! Catch the thief!"

　　 "Catch him! Don't let him run away!"

　　 "Fuck! My grandmother's flourishing beauty...I've been taken care of. Hehehe..."

　　 "There is a pervert!"

　　 "Peeping thief! Peeping thief!"

　　 "Why are you yelling so loudly? Go to the dormitory!"

　　 "Boom!"

　　 "Boom boom—"

　　 After a brief period of confusion, under the command of the tall girl, the women have a clear division of labor.

　　 A small group of people are looking for a dormitory.

　　 Another small group called all the girls on the same level.

　　 The rest, catch up with Chen Yu together!

　　 The girls were "savage and evil", and their burst of energy shattered the windows of many dormitories.

　　 Hearing movement behind him, Chen Yu was running away with a numb scalp. He quickly accelerated and rushed to the load-bearing wall at the end of the corridor. Attempt to break the wall and leave.

　　 "I want to run after watching it? Dreaming?"

　　 At this moment, accompanied by a Hedong lion roar from a certain shrew, a windy side kick came, and the target was Chen Yu's door!

　　 Chen Yu rolled decisively and used the ultimate meaning of Ma Li's martial arts.

　　【Martial Skills—The invincible roll of the Dark Soul! 】

　　 "Roll NM." The shrew changed from kicking to stepping, and directly stepped on the tumbling Chen Yu on the ground.

　　 "Boom!"

　　 splashed a circle of debris.

　　【Injured: Qi and blood +673】

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 "Are you still running?" The shrew burst into a 6th level of strength, bent down and picked up Chen Yu, murderously intent.

　　 Chen Yu: "The invincible frame after I roll over..."

　　 Soon, not long after he was controlled, the girls chased him up and formed a circle in a circle.

　　 The girls ran too fast, and even the bath towels ran away.

　　 "Auntie Suguan!"

　　 "Auntie is mighty! I caught the voyeur!"

"kill him."

　　 "Kill him +1"

　　 "Tsk tsk, it's so arrogant. Why don't you go in and wash with us?"

　　 "Hey, I just found out that this **** thief is pretty handsome."

　　 "Hmm...it's kind of handsome!"

　　 "emmmm, don't be too nervous. Maybe there is a misunderstanding."

　　 "Yeah, so handsome there is no need to peep, right?"

　　~

　　 "Fuck your mother's shit! It's not illegal to be handsome and criminal? A bunch of idiots. Give him to me, I will interrogate him personally...interrogate him."

　　 The noise of the students made the auntie in charge annoyed, and she grabbed Chen Yu's ear and twisted hardly: "Shut up, fucking!"

　　 The scene immediately quieted down.

　　 Including the students in the hallway, one by one, sticking their heads out of the dormitory, they also hurriedly covered their mouths.

　　 Chen Yu: "Hi! Hey, hey! Why are you telling them to shut up and pinch me?"

　　 "Shut up when I said, including you." The shrew looked cold and brought Chen Yu to her eyes like a little chicken, and said: "What is your name? Which class? Which floor? How many dormitories."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

"say!"

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 "Do you think I can't find your identity if you don't say it?" The shrew sneered.

　　 Chen Yu: "Don't you tell me to shut up."

　　 "...it seems to make you suffer."

　　 "My mine!" In the crowd, a girl raised her hand excitedly: "Eat mine! Eat my pants."

　　 Shrew: "?"

　　 Chen Yu: "...Auntie Suguan, look. With my charm, do I need to peep."

　　 "Then why are you standing at the door of the bathroom."

　　 "This is a long story. Auntie, you know Yuu Mikami..."

　　 Before Chen Yu said this, an old figure appeared out of thin air and "took" Chen Yu over: "Needless to say!"

　　 "Who?" The shrew was stunned for a moment, and then she retreated violently, looking at the person with anger in her eyes. But when she saw the opposite party clearly, she was shocked: "Old...old director?!"

"Yeah." The old director nodded and put Chen Yu down from his hands in a flat tone: "Everyone is gone, a misunderstanding. He just returned to school today and is not clear about the plan of the dormitory. It was my mistake that made him go to five. Floor."

　　 "So that's it..." The girls onlookers looked at each other and whispered.

　　 "Let me just say, how can the handsome guy's long benevolence peep awkwardly."

"really."

　　 "YYSY."

　　 "We have misunderstood others after all. Add a WeChat and apologize."

　　 "Did you apologize? I am ashamed to puncture you."

　　 "She owes her..."

　　 "Your thoughts are so dirty..."

　　Different from the female students who commit nympho, they are inexplicably uncomfortable with Chen Yu and can easily judge that the old director is talking nonsense.

　　 But the disparity between the status of the two sides made her dare not "make troubles", so she kept her energies in order and bowed: "Understood. I am too nervous."

　　The old director waved his hand: "It's okay. You did it right."

　　 Chen Yu waved his hand: "It's okay. Forgive you."

　　 Accommodation tube: "..."

　　 "Return the ink to your sister." He grabbed Chen Yu's ear, and the old director was annoyed: "Go."

　　 tilted his head and was led by the old director. Chen Yu didn't forget to turn around and mocked the women: "As far as your body is concerned, I still use peeking? Even Bahuang Yao can't match it."

　　 All female students: "..."

　　 Not long.

　　 Chen Yu was taken away by the old director.

　　 The girls in the corridor on the fifth floor looked at each other, with mixed thoughts.

　　 Female A: "Who is Bahuang Yao?"

　　 Second female: "I don't know."

　　 Female C: "But I know this is an insult."

　　 Girl D: "I'm very angry."

　　...

　　 "Growing up! Most of the night, I ran to the women's bathroom without any shy?! Hetui! Disgusting! I was secretly. Disgusting, disgusting, vomiting! Disgusting!"

　　 dormitory building, four floors.

　　The old director was full of disgust. He pulled Chen Yu by ear from the fifth floor to the fourth floor, stopped in front of the 404 dormitory, raised his leg and kicked him inside the door.

　　 "Pump."

　　 staggered and fell to the ground, Chen Yu was motionless.

　　Old Director: "Once again, I won't save you, so let's wait for the society to die!"

　　 "..." Chen Yu was expressionless and kept his posture.

　　 "What's the matter?" The old director was dissatisfied: "Are you still angry? Is it correct to peek at other girls in the bath? This is you, and I am expelled on the spot when I change another student!"

　　 Chen Yu: "Then fire me."

　　 "Don't talk about that useless nonsense." The old director waved his hand irritably: "Isn't it a girl? I said that I will arrange one for you tomorrow. Look at your hungry look."

　　 "This is not a question of whether I am hungry or thirsty. Why did I appear on the 5th floor, don't you have a beep in your heart..."

　　 The old director interrupted: "I'm sure Yu Jiefeng, right?"

　　 "Yes." Chen Yu nodded decisively.

　　 "Okay, wait. Get out and go to sleep." Muttering, the old director cursed and turned and left: "Dare to walk around in the middle of the night and cut your chicken by yourself."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 "Nothing."

　　 Chen Yu: "..."

　　 Turned his head and watched the old director leave, Chen Yu shrugged.

　　 He knew that the other party knew that Yuu Mikami was here.

　　 The other party also knows that he knows that the other party knows that Mikami Yuu is here.

　　 But this kind of thing, unless it is necessary, it is no good to be clear.

　　 After all, the strength between level 8 and level 9 is too great...

　　 "Boom!"

　　 The door of the dormitory room automatically closes tightly under the pull of the spring.

　　 Chen Yu lay on the ground and was silent for a moment, got up and looked up, and found that all the roommates in the dormitory were looking at him seriously.

　　 "...you see a der?"

　　 "So... Brother Yu, you have such a preference." The slender man slowly gave a thumbs up.

　　 "Bullshit." The muscular man No. 1 on the bed next to him poked his mouth: "Peeking at the girl in the bath, which man doesn't like it."

　　Muscle Man #2: "It's reasonable, girls also like to watch men take a shower."

　　Muscle Man No. 3: "It belongs to the true nature."

　　Muscle Man #4: "According to Darren's evolutionary text, only the old man is worthy of offspring."

　　 Slender man: "..."

　　 "It's almost dawn, go to bed."

　　 Too many things happened today, which made Chen Yu exhausted. He climbed onto his bed, lay down in the shape of an "apricot", and got out of the bed twice: "Tomorrow during the day, don't call me. I will sleep till night."

　　 Under the bunk, the slender man opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say anything.

at the same time.

　　Km away from the dormitory building.

　　 In the office of the president of Beijing University, a rare visitor greeted him.

　　 "Your Excellency Mikami Yuu?"

　　 Sitting behind the red solid wood desk, the principal of Beijing University stood up, his eyes flickered: "It's amazing to me, this is the first time your Excellency has come to me."

　　 "Yes." Mikami bowed slightly and smiled: "It's so late, and the principal hasn't slept yet."

　　 "Aren't you awake. Come on, drink tea."

　　 "Thank you." Sitting down, the woman took the tea that was handed over, took a sip, and said, "Master principal, let's get to the point."

　　 "I have the same intention." The principal of Beijing University made a please gesture.

　　 "Little girl, I want to borrow your national treasure-the eye of cause and effect."

　　 "The eye of cause and effect?"

　　 Hearing this term, the president of Beijing University's face suddenly changed: "What do you do with this thing?"

Sanshangyou did not rush, and took a sip: "I heard that your country is a pair of supreme treasures, hetu-;sunyata and hetu-;darpana, which is simply translated as the eye of cause and effect; the mirror of cause and effect. Forty-three years ago, it was produced in [Lola Mountain Foreign Land]."

　　 "The former can see all the cause and effect in the world."

　　 "The latter can reflect all the nature of time."

　　 "You know, as a mastermaster, as a 9th-level warrior, the growth method no longer focuses on the accumulation of strength, but on the understanding of the rules of the universe. The treasure of cause and effect, the little girl has been admired for a long time."

　　Principal: "...really?"

　　 "Really." Yuu Mikami nodded.

　　Principal: "I don't believe it."

　　 Mikami Yu: "..."

"But since your Excellency has spoken, as your most loyal comrade-in-arms, you must do your best." As he said, the principal of Beijing University lowered his head, opened the drawer of the desk, took out a triangular metal object from it, and gently placed it on On the desktop: "Here, take it."

　　 "This is the eye of cause and effect?"

"Yes. hetu-; sunyata. Because it is relatively small and useful, I usually put it on my body at any time. As for the mirror of cause and effect, it is in the treasury. If you are in a hurry, I will send it tomorrow. "

　　 "Thank you, the principal. The mirror of cause and effect is not used for the time being. This eye of cause and effect is long enough for a foolish girl to comprehend for a long time."

　　 "For a long time?" The principal of Beijing University hesitated: "How long is it for a long time?"

　　 "Return it tomorrow." Mikami Yuu smiled.

　　 "That's really a long time."

　　 The two continued to chat awkwardly for a while, and Mikami Yu got up and resigned.

　　 the principal politely sent off the guests.

　　 Three minutes later, he walked back quickly, locked the door, and fell into deep thought with a serious expression.

　　 "It seems..."

　　 "She also began to doubt the relationship between Chen Yu and the'mysterious man'."

　　"..."

　　 "Hey."

　　...

"no!"

　　 "Can't sleep!"

　　 "Too energetic!"

　　 suddenly turned over and sat up, Chen Yu scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously.

　　 took the backpack beside the bed and opened the zipper. I saw the magical sleep aid-Banzhuan, which I once carried with me, and I didn't know where I left it.

　　 Chocolate, caffeine tablets and other foods are also exhausted.

　　 "If anyone can help me get my sleep done, I'll give him half of Jill from Lao Tzu."

　　 Lower bunk, slender man: "..."

"Ugh."

　　 sighed, Chen Yu lay down again. I continued tossing around for half an hour. I looked up and saw that the sky was almost bright outside the window. I simply took out my phone and swiped up station B.

　　 (Do you give birth to aliens, you brothers...)

　　 (I'm~very~big~~~)

　　 (If young people are not young, can they be called young people...)

　　 (...)

　　 As we all know, station B is the country’s largest app for emotions. As long as you swipe the screen and swipe, it’s hard not to "slide" into the dance area...

　　"..."

　　 Putting down the phone for a while, Chen Yu probed his eyes out of the bed and made sure that everyone "should" be asleep, and started the long-lost handwork.

　　 started the mistakes every man would make...

　　 But he didn't know that all these actions were seen clearly by the old director across the wall.

　　 But as time passed, the old director's expression became more and more wrong.

　　403 bedroom.

　　 The old director put down the thermal binoculars, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com raised his arm, glanced at the watch time, frowned: "It's been an hour, is it not finished yet?"

After one hour…

　　 "It's been two hours."

　　An hour later...

　　 "...three...three..."

　　An hour later...

　　 Same as above...

　　 Same as above...

　　 Same as above...

　　天, it's already completely bright.

　　The old director's face turned darker and darker: "..."

　　 Inside the thermal telescope, Chen Yu waved his arm like a percussion drill, shaking the entire upper and lower bunks violently, and the windows of the dormitory "buzzed".

　　 The muscular man No. 1, 2, 3, 4 was stunned by the shock.

　　 The slender man in the lower berth was "battered and wandering", "painful", "face like ashes..."

　　 "Guru."

　　 After swallowing hard, the old director's scalp numb: "It's terrible."

　　 "Aren't you afraid of Jill catching fire?"

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