This Curse Is Just Awesome

"What are you looking for? If there is no car nearby, I won't take your car without the ticket."

"Fart! Unless the company rules can't be violated, I will push you down as much as you pay."

"Obviously it is the team's problem, can you still rely on me?"

"I run eight hundred times a year. As long as you get in the car, something will happen. Who do you say I rely on?"

In the snowy wilderness, the Zhongtong express convoy is sailing.

In the leading off-road vehicle, Chen Yu was chatting with the bearded man.

"You are unreasonable." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and patted the shoulder of the driver in front of him: "Brother, how do you get through the complaint?"

"Oh, complaint." The driver turned around and said: "You dial the phone number 045..."

"Snapped!"

With a slap on his beard, he slapped back the driver's words: "You silly beep, you really mean it?"

"Oh oh!" The driver regained his senses: "No. Our Zhongtong can't make a complaint."

Chen Yu: "What about fooling ghosts?"

"Quarreling is not a solution, or let's discuss it." Hu lowered his voice: "In this way, for each ticket, I will refund you five thousand yuan more. How about you take the downwind next door?"

"When will Shunfeng leave?" Chen Yu asked.

"At most the day after tomorrow."

"No. Time is too late."

"Are you staring at me? It's just time for my car?" Hu clenched his fists and furious.

"Oh oh oh--"

The Husky in his hand was immediately pinched and howled miserably.

"Ah, I'm sorry, baby." Li Hu quickly let go and gently stroked the dog's head: "Do you pinch you?"

Chen Yu: "...You really have a dog?"

"Nonsense. I must have a companion." Luoyanhu glanced at Chen Yu: "Men and women are not good things. You can only raise animals."

"You don't choose so many dogs, don't you want to choose Huskies?"

When these words fell, Husky and Luo-Jianhu looked back at Chen Yu at the same time, their eyes were surprisingly consistent.

Chen Yu: "..."

Beard: "What? What do you think of my dog?"

Husky: "Meow?"

Chen Yu: "...Don't dare."

"My dog ​​and I hit it off right away. It's just like my son." Husky said solemnly: "Please don't talk about my son."

Husky: "Dad!"

"Good." Huo Hu touched the Husky's face affectionately.

Chen Yu: "..."

Sitting in the back row of the off-road vehicle, Chen Yu felt that there were thousands of slots in his heart that he couldn't spit out.

"What?" He turned his head, his face was not good: "What is your look?"

"Don't you think your dog is abnormal?"

"Where is it abnormal?"

"It can speak several languages ​​now!!"

Luohu looked at the Husky, then looked at Chen Yu: "What's wrong with this? It proves that my son is smart. Recently I'm busy and don't have time. I don't like to go south. If the capital is still there, I'll give it to him. Go to school."

Chen Yu: "...Alright. Just be happy."

He didn't want to say anything to this man anymore.

As long as the journey goes smoothly, he will be satisfied.

Pull down a few strands of dog hair and throw them out the window. The face on his cheeks returned to seriousness, and he said, "Boy, are you going to Ice City?"

"Correct."

"Now the northeast is in a terrible mess, are you going to find death there?"

"Then why are you going to the Northeast?" Chen Yu asked back: "You are an elite member of Zhongtong, don't you decide where you want to go?"

"Fuck." The beard was angry again: "I will be angry when I mention this! I just ran to the northeast to hide from you!"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Beijing University re-established a school in the capital city, and the south is more stable. Everyone is running south. In order not to meet you, I specially applied for the northeast route. After all, I still stepped on the horse and didn't escape!

Hearing that, Chen Yu wanted to laugh.

But did not laugh.

"Or, I'll unload it to the front Koucheng for you." He said nonchalantly: "You group of level 2 warriors, going north is to die."

"Thank you for your concern. No need."

Seeing Chen Yu insisting on heading north, Luo Hu didn't say anything, closed his eyes and rested on the seat with his back.

White highway.

Endless.

There was no alien beast on either side of the road.

The convoy accelerated smoothly, and it was only noon before it had already passed through Koucheng and headed straight for the borders of the northeast.

"Boss, are you lucky today? I ran so far." the driver said.

Huo opened his eyes a slit: "There is a big guy in front."

"What?" The driver was puzzled: "What big man?"

"There are big guys ahead."

Hu put his arm on the car window and looked around the scene: "There are shallow ruts on the road. The traces should be left yesterday. The strange animals along the way were all killed by them."

"Then... Then why didn't I see many dead animals?"

"Maybe you didn't even leave the body."

"Hiss——" The driver sucked in the air-conditioning: "So strong."

"Boy." Huo turned his head: "Do you know who the wave of people in front is?"

"If you guessed it right, it should be a government official from Demon Capital." Chen Yudao.

"Eight or nine are not ten." Luo Jihu gave Chen Yu a thumbs up: "It seems that you know a lot of inside stories. These people will definitely be fighting in the past. Nuclear bombs and wood powder will fly all over the sky. With your small physique, can you live a day?"

Chen Yu did not reply.

To the northeast, I have to go anyway.

Because this is the most effective way to resurrect Bahuang Yao.

Entering the Changling foreign land, with the reversal of [Curse of the World], he can easily go deep into the foreign land and collect precious juice.

After the amount collected is enough, you can return to Qingcheng and soak in the juice yourself.

Ordinary people will recover from the wooded state after soaking.

When he soaks, it will turn into wood.

After Bahuang Yao is resurrected, he will be "released" from the woody state with wood powder...

Simple, easy and fast.

Far more convenient than going to the magic city, finding Bahuang Yi to learn.

At first, he didn't know where Bahuang Yi was hidden.

Secondly, the people of the Yahuang family are not easy to deal with.

His current strength is still a bit low.

At this point, Chen Yu said: "Brother, can we hurry up and don't be thrown too far ahead."

"What are you going to do?" Liu Hu looked up and down Chen Yu.

"Follow the government convoy, safe."

Chen Yu explained it this way, but he didn't think so mentally.

He is afraid that the official and fair meeting will be over, and he has not yet reached the destination...

Once the official personnel successfully regained Changling's foreign land, and blocked it. It is not easy for him to go in and fish.

"It makes sense." The co-pilot's cheeks pondered for a moment, nodded, and picked up the walkie-talkie: "Everyone, speed up."

After that, he looked at the driver: "You can hurry up. The rare opportunity, the sooner you get to the ice city, the better."

"Yeah."

"Buzz—"

The driver squeezed the steering wheel and stepped on the accelerator pedal to the bottom.

In the apocalypse, there are almost no "traffic" vehicles outside the city, and it is the most coveted paradise for many drivers.

"This performance is awesome."

Feeling a stronger sense of pushing back, Chen Yu was amazed: "At high speed, can you accelerate so much?"

"Do you think it's an ordinary private car?" Hu lied his lips: "Speed, but you can escape at a critical moment. Our car can actually be faster."

"Ejector?"

"Yes. Every car has a propulsion device at the rear."

"Niu beep, beep." Chen Yu envied: "Can I buy this car?"

"It's okay, if you have money. That's right..." As if thinking of something, Lu Chihu asked, "I want to ask you something."

"Say."

"One month ago, on the trip back to Qingcheng from Tang City, the fair used wood powder. Why didn't you turn into wood?"

"Oh. Is this matter?" Chen Yu said calmly, "Well...Why do you talk about wood powder for a while, and wood powder for another?"

"It's just that the names are different, they are all the same. Don't change the subject, I ask you why you didn't turn into wood at the time."

"I was checking the condition of the body in the compartment of the truck. The compartment was isolated from the outside world and no powder came in. I managed to escape."

"Really." Hu squinted.

"Correct."

"Boy..." Hu banged on the dashboard of the off-road vehicle: "Every vehicle has a monitoring system. Are you sure you got into the car at that time?"

"..."

Hearing this, Chen Yu's muscles tightened instantly.

In the driving position, the driver's throttle was subconsciously loosened by half an inch.

"Brother." Chen Yu's voice was hoarse: "What do you mean."

"It's not interesting. It's just a little curious." Luojihu took two cigarettes out of his pocket and handed them to Chen Yu: "If you don't want to say it, you can just leave it alone."

Chen Yu took it and put it in his mouth: "If I say, I sleep in a plastic bag every day? The powder can't get in."

"Isn't that suffocating?" The driver couldn't help but interrupt.

"Snapped."

The beard slapped the back of the driver's head: "If someone sleeps, can't he carry an oxygen tank on his back?"

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "Because I am afraid of suffocation, I also inhale an oxygen tank at night when I sleep."

"Okay. Brother, what do you say I believe." His beard smiled like a smile: "You can treat me stupidly."

Chen Yu nodded: "Yes."

"..." The smile on Luo Che Hu's face was stiff.

...

night.

The convoy stopped.

After setting up the formation in an open space, the drivers all got out of the car to check the condition of the vehicle.

Throughout the day, every car was at a high speed. Even if the performance of the machine is excellent, temporary maintenance is required.

"His--"

The front hatch of some cars, throwing a handful of snow, immediately turned into bubbling water.

"Who, help me get the board."

"Come on all, fill it up!"

"Fuck, there seems to be a problem with my exhaust..."

Amid the noise, Chen Yu, Ma Li, Chen Siwen and others also got out of the car and gathered together.

"Ah... after a long ride in the car, my bones are about to break." Chen Siwen stretched out.

"Who let you come?" Chen Yu put on his backpack, picked up the refreshed BB, and commanded: "Follow me for a while."

"Go?" Ma Li was taken aback: "Where are you going in the wild?"

"You can go anywhere." Chen Yu glanced at the team's camp: "As long as we don't live with them, we will be much safer."

Ma Li: "??"

"Let you go as long as you go, and bring your salutes. I take them by express delivery, and every time it happens at night."

"Leaving the team privately...Should I tell the person in charge?" Chen Siwen hesitated.

"That's it. He's so happy." Chen Yu took out a wad of banknotes from his pocket: "We refunded a quarter of the ticket price."

Everyone: "..."

"Hurry up! Hurry up!" Chen Yu urged: "It will be completely dark for a while, and it will be too late."

Under Chen Yu's forced eviction, Chen Siwen, Ma Li and others left the camp nerdly. All the way to the east.

Walked straight for a few kilometers before stopping.

"So far, it should be safe?" Chen Yu carefully calculated the distance to the express team.

Ma Li: "Brother Yu."

"Ok?"

"I think you are committing two."

"To shut up."

Unfolding the backpack, he took out the three portable tents that his beard gave them.

Chen Yu found a fairly flat place and opened the tent.

"I will sleep in a tent, BB and my sister will live in one, and your sister will live in one."

Words fall.

Ma Li and Ma Yan said in unison: "I am not used to sleeping with women."

Chen Yu: "..."

BB: "I want to sleep with an adult."

Chen Siwen: "..."

"If you are not used to it, just sleep outside." Taking out six bottles of cans from the backpack, and throwing two bottles in a tent, Chen Yu waved his hand impatiently: "This is the thing for dinner. Go to bed after eating. BB, come over."

"My lord." BB hurried over.

"I remember you don't need sleep?" Chen Yu whispered in her ear after pulling BB into the tent.

"Yes." BB nodded: "Rongguang robot, don't need sleep."

"Then tonight, I will bother you on duty. It just so happens that you will see through, check the surroundings at all times, and send out an alarm as soon as there is a situation."

"Yes." BB sternly.

"Go back and sleep with my sister."

"I want to sleep with an adult."

"This section is not good. You can sleep with my sister for a few days."

"...Okay." BB left in frustration.

Tightening his backpack, Chen Yu squinted his eyes and looked at the direction of the convoy camp for a while, and walked back to the tent.

"Fuck!"

He clapped his hands, attracted the attention of the four people, and said: "Hurrying is just a little harder. I don’t eat well and sleep well. But everyone is a martial artist, so I can easily overcome it. When I get to Bingcheng and I have plenty of time, I Take everyone a day of fun and relax."

"Then I'm looking for a duck." Ma Yan raised her hand.

"Sister, please be more serious." Ma Li on the side raised her forehead: "Don't we have it in our team."

"..." Chen Yu expressionlessly: "I ask you to be more serious."

"OK."

"Okay, go to sleep. Good night."

After all, Chen Yu turned and walked to his tent.

Before getting in, she found Chen Siwen next to her in a daze.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?"

Chen Siwen: "...The old lady regrets it so much."

Chen Yu: "That."

...

"call……"

After getting into the tent, Chen Yu lay down comfortably, took out his mobile phone to check the time, and set the alarm for tomorrow morning.

Then, he took out a chocolate-like candy from his backpack, chewed it in his mouth, and swallowed it.

This is food with "caffeine" as the main ingredient.

Ordinary people generally use it for refreshing.

But if he changed to Chen Yu, he became a perfect hypnotic drug.

Not long.

Sleepiness came up.

Chen Yu closed his eyes and went to sleep contentedly.

"..."

"..."

"Tear!"

After not washing it for a long time, I heard a crisp sound, and the zipper of the tent was unzipped~www.readwn.com~ Two dark figures sneaked in sneakily.

"……Well?"

Chen Yu opened his eyes in a daze and saw the visitor clearly.

It is the two sisters Ma Li and Ma Yan.

Chen Yu: "...what are you two doing?"

"Fuck!"

Ma Yan slapped her hands three times excitedly: "Just now, didn't you applaud three times? Just let us come in the middle of the night?"

Chen Yu: "..."

[Psychological damage: Spirit +6]

"You... are you going to learn from Monkey King? And it's not the middle of the night, right?!"

"I don't want to come back in the middle of the night, I don't have enough time." Ma Yan began to take off her coat.

"roll!!!"

...

Simultaneously.

Tent next door.

Chen Siwen irritably covered her ears: "Made, I just noticed that those two women are not good people. I always want to seduce my brother, the old lady hasn't had time to seduce."

BB: "...Sister, do you want to go see it?"

"Don't look." Chen Siwen turned over, buried her face in the pillow, her voice dulled: "Sleep."

"Ah... are you going to sleep?"

"Ok."

"Ok."

Nodding, BB leaned over, recalling the memory of helping Chen Yu to sleep, and slowly raised his arm.

"Ok……"

"Be more vigorous..."

"Crack."

Clenched his fists to complete the charge, BB's eyes flashed, aiming at the back of Chen Siwen's head, and slammed a heavy punch!

"Duang!"

Chen Siwen's body shook violently...slowly relaxed.

"...ZzZ..."

"really."

BB retracted his small fist happily, his cheeks flushed: "This is how humans sleep..."

...

ps: This chapter is an addition to the leader "Che Fulin".

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