The World’s First, Second and Third are Me

"Wardfack!"

Balotelli later realized that he finally knew, and he finally knew why he was walking on the street, and all the people in Milan were watching him.

After he bought a newspaper in the newspaper stop, he quickly found a taxi flasher, but in the car, the taxi driver looked at him through the rearview mirror...

That's right, he can't run away today.

At this time, he received a call from the police station. Didn't he leave the car on the road last night? People told him to pick up the car and pay a fine.

At this time, where is he in the mood to get a fine?

His wits changed and he changed his destination. He was going to find Dong Fangzhuo. At this time, only Dong Fangzhuo was able to comfort him.

Dong Fangzhuo just returned from the training ground and happened to meet Balotelli at the gate.

The gray-faced Balotelli lowered his head, not daring to raise his head to see anyone, and clutched a newspaper tightly in his hand. After seeing Dong Fangzhuo, he did not raise his head, explaining like a child who did something wrong:

"It's not true. It's completely fake news. I didn't ask her to do it at all. She said everything was fabricated. Damn, I just took off my pants! Then everything was over, there was no more!"

Speaking of excitement, Balotelli finally raised his head in anger. He finally admitted that he was deceived and cheated by a so-called Inter Milan female fan. It was not a female fan at all, but a female liar.

What do you say to help me with your hands and feet? Nothing at all! He hadn't even touched it, and if he had touched it, he recognized it, but nothing special was born...

This is where he feels most disadvantaged.

"It's no big deal, it's not qiangjian," Dong Fangzhuo waved his hand. "It's just that its reputation has been damaged. Do you have a reputation?"

Dong Fangzhuo just thought that Balotelli was in big trouble, but later thought that Balotelli did not have any reputation from beginning to end. If this report is changed to him, it will indeed be devastated. , But for Balotelli, it's not a fart thing!

の……

Balotelli was stunned for a while. It seemed that Dong Fangzhuo said something very reasonable. Does Balotelli care about this reputation? but……

"I can't be considered incompetent by my surname." Balotelli cares about this. This is widely circulated, and he is too faceless. "Later, I will ask my sister to open a house. When the sister thinks of me, I can't. Will you go to me? If the woman continues to spread rumors to me, I will be completely destroyed."

"Calm, that girl is nothing more than money, you think about it, after you meet her, do you think there will be no latecomers? In the future, there will still be women who will pounce on you, trying to seduce you and take the money from you Yes. In fact, she happened to give you an advertisement, and it will be very convenient for you to lift your sister in the future."

"Why? There is such a truth? Why is it easier for me to lift my sister?" Balotelli's eyes flashed with light, and his mood improved a lot.

He was looking forward to Dong Fangzhuo's explanation. He could be blessed by misfortune in such a miserable situation. He couldn't believe it. Dong Fangzhuo is now his most trusted friend. He believed everything he said.

"Humans and animals are harmless, think about it, your sister thinks you can't do it, so it won't be convenient. Isn't it? You don't know how many real-life beasts and animals look harmless to humans and animals? Hey..."

"Suddenly turned into a beast and threw it up? Haha, this plot is good!" Balotelli finally smiled, as if this method was really good.

"Cough, you really are a beast, yeah, wait for me to finish talking," Dong Fangzhuo coughed twice. This guy is now the lower body to decide his head. Fortunately, he is a professional player. If ordinary people, will they really sin? "This second point is even better. Think about it. After this report, are the girls all very curious about you? Then their hearts are full of novelty psychology, so they want to see it for themselves and try it for themselves. Are you really useless, right? Naturally, many people come to the door..."

"Huh... Yeah, why can't I Mario? Huh, all the life I shoot can be filled with milk cans! Ha, Dong, you are awesome, then, what should I do next? "" Balotelli now fully believes what Dong Fangzhuo said. His eyes are completely shining. It seems that he has seen a row of beautiful women lying on the bed, lining up to tease him...

"Of course, it was only Zhengdaguang who accepted the interview, and then you also made up a story, and she was in front of you. You can say that you are sleeping in a hotel and suddenly a lady or massage waiter came in and wanted to take the initiative to give you a set of services. As a result, you refused, you just didn’t satisfy her, and then she was angry and angry to create this incident, or a female fan? Hmm, you would rather be handjobs than satisfy her..."

Thinking of this, Dong Fangzhuo felt that he was a little insidious, that is, Balotelli's identity can be done in this way, and it will definitely not work for him, otherwise his reputation in the country will be stinky, and he will be expelled from the national team directly. Even if it is already one of the best players in the world...

However, Balotelli will not have a good reputation. He insists on this truth...

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Now, Balotelli’s news is no longer the city of Milan, nor Italy. It is known throughout Europe, especially in England. They seem to be very keen to report on this kind of thing for professional players. After that, Barlow Terry's news reached Asia and the Americas, and the whole world knew it.

However, as the party, Balotelli, the actor of the incident, was like having never had a fart.

On Tuesday, he sat on the co-pilot of Dong Fangzhuo and came to the training ground, and got off at the door. He responded strongly to many reporters.

"That woman is a lunatic, I want to qiangjian me! I have tried all kinds of methods, but I just don’t agree, even if I solve it by myself, I don’t want to be fulfilled by her. I am punishment! I really have any psychological shadows in the future!"

Awesome! Worthy of Balotelli...

Your world is truly extraordinary and unique! The reporters on the scene were stunned. After the other players encountered this kind of thing, they could not avoid it. It was the most important thing to quickly spend money to eliminate the disaster. Balotelli was good, playing with the other party, and accusing others of qiangjian!

However, in the training ground, he was inevitably ridiculed by his teammates, but no one dared to face this matter in front of Balotelli in person. Balotelli, the child, might not know what to do with his fist or swing his nose. .

And this thing naturally didn't escape Mourinho's eyes, originally wanted to go to Balotelli for specific information, but after the response at the door, he actually felt that Balotelli was so arrogant. Way, is it the best way?

Of course, he does not plan to put Balotelli in the lineup against the Celtics the day after tomorrow. God knows what level Balotelli will play in this state now? He cannot be risked...

After the UEFA Champions League group stage game after winning Manchester United away, Inter Milan's promotion road seems to be a smooth road. However, this opponent at home seems a bit daunting. The Celtics are not a strong team, but they cannot be underestimated.

The Celtics actually scored 1o in the last two rounds of the league, and their scoring ability is frightening. Although Su's strength is not so good, the attack power of two 1o **** is not so easy to achieve, even Inter Milan can't do in Serie A...

However, in the press conference before the game, Mourinho will not extinguish his team's prestige and grow his popularity, "I heard that they scored 1o goals in two games. This is a very scary stat. At first glance, I’m not terrified. 1o **** means two kills. However, this statistic doesn’t make any sense to Inter Milan because the opponents’ level is different and the statistic cannot be used as a reference. If Dong goes to In the Indian League, he can score 1o in a single game, but what is the significance of these 1o goals? He can only advance 3 goals against an opponent like AC Milan..."

Mourinho's remarks were too intriguing and directly offended the Celtics, India and AC Milan. He meant to say that you Celtics are not really strong, and it is to abuse the Indian League. That kind of team, and I have Dong Fangzhuo, he can abuse ac Milan 3 goals...

"This is Meazza. Whoever comes here shouldn't be our worry and fear, but should be the opponent. There are many people who worry that I will play conservatively at home, but I think unless the referee can't pass me, otherwise I I don’t understand why we are doing this at home."

Yes, the fact is exactly the opposite of what the media expected, and the lineup he gave is quite surprising.

Mourinho made some adjustments to the lineup, there are three changes worth noting. On the striker line, Mu Shuai sent three strikers with Crespo, Adriano and Dong Fangzhuo qualities, while Mancini Jr. and Quaresma Jr. both became substitutes in this battle. In the midfield position, Montari returned to the lineup. On the back line, Zivo missed the roster due to a minor injury and Zanetti made a guest left-back.

"What does this mean? Let Crespo play center~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Then Adriano and Dong Fangzhuo are left and right?" Huang Jianxiang, the ccav5 commentator, saw the list announced by Inter Milan and he looked at it. Startled.

This is not common sense...

"Let Dong Fangzhuo go to the right winger? That is, Adriano hit the left winger are all violent!"

"Capricious Mourinho, this is not a customary style."

"Just because he won Manchester United on the road, can he be so blatant?"

He didn’t know that Mourinho hadn’t actually determined Inter Milan’s formation and play style. He was always trying carefully. This was actually quite risky, but Mourinho didn’t adjust at the beginning of the season. Do you want to be in the middle or later?

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