The World’s First, Second and Third are Me

"Dong, what size should my third brother buy?"

"What?" Dong Fangzhuo thought he had misheard, and Balotelli asked him what the **** was the question?

"Don't you only have one younger brother, how come there is a third younger brother, let alone how tall and big your younger brother is, I don't understand..."

"Dong, I'm talking about avatars..."

"That," Dong Fangzhuo's face was obviously embarrassed. Is this to rush to open a house with her sister and buy a set?

Dong Fangzhuo had seen his size, but it was a little smaller than his own.

"Cough,"

"You buy both large and oversized. Isn't this insurance?"

"Hey, this is a very good suggestion. It's great. Let's do it." Balotelli immediately hung up the phone. Just on the road, he had been struggling with which size of the suit he should buy. After all, first I always had no experience this time, so I didn’t hurry to call Dong Fangzhuo. Dong Fangzhuo said in a word that it wouldn’t work to buy more sizes.

Today is his big day, more important than playing Milan Derby. He really found a black **** the Internet. The black girl is several years older than him. He is also known on Facebook and is an Inter Milan fan.

The black girl left a message on the Internet a few days ago and wanted to make friends with him, and then Balotelli began to chat with her, and then the black girl said, if Balotelli can score or assist in the Milan derby She went to open the house with him...

This time, Balotelli was naturally very motivated, which gave Dong Fangzhuo an assist without Milan Derby. Now it is time for him to harvest the fruits.

It was just the first time he had done this. He had no experience. He even asked Dong Fangzhuo to buy a suit. It was like a kindergarten child.

Beep,

Beep,

Beep,

The car still didn't go, the road was still blocked, there was no sign of moving at all. Seeing that the time was getting closer and closer, he was even more anxious.

Looking at the heavily trafficked cars on the street, Balotelli flashed the machine and pulled the key to the flame out. What's wrong, stop driving!

call--

This guy actually ran on the street, the car can be used, fines can be paid, but they must not miss the date!

Therefore, his speed gradually increased, just like running in a circle on the training ground, anyway, tonight to kick for thirty minutes, he has a huge energy.

He hurried to the previously agreed hotel and finally slowed down. He did not immediately walk into the hotel, wandered around, and finally bought what he needed at a nearby vending machine. At first, he just bought two, but after walking a few steps, he slapped his head and scolded himself stupid.

Is one enough? Certainly not.

So he turned around and went back, directly pressing ten each. Anyway, when he was on holiday tomorrow, he could play for one day and one day. At the pace of once an hour, ten were barely enough.

That's how he thought. Then, he took out a hat from his pants pocket behind his **** and put it on his head. He pressed the hat down very low. This guy was not stupid enough to do it. The bad things are just right...

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After 40 minutes...

Dong Fangzhuo's cell phone rang, or Balotelli called.

"What's the matter again?",

It only took less than an hour to pass. It stands to reason that Balotelli bought a condom, and then it took at least one hour at the hotel. Why did he call him again?

"Woo,"

Balotelli actually sobbed over the phone.

"What's wrong, you said it."

There was no movement for a long time. After all, nobody in Balotelli's world understood it. Since the phone was not hung, Dong Fangzhuo waited patiently. Anyway, Balotelli must say something for a while.

The head of the phone seemed to faintly sob.

"Fak,"

"I'm so useless! Alas, I actually, I actually..." Balotelli stopped talking.

"Isn't this just 10 minutes of playing? For the first time, most people can't control it, they will hurry up without any problems." Dong Fangzhuo comforted.

"No, it's not like that." Balotelli seemed to be ashamed to speak. It took a long time for him to support us: "I didn't put it in, and I shot directly when I was too excited."

"Grass!" Dong Fangzhuo subconsciously called out, is it too useless, and finished playing without doing it? What a shock...

Poor Balotelli, this is definitely not a small shadow. Although such a reaction is also within the normal range, it will put a lot of pressure on the first person, but this is not a big problem. After a few minutes Isn't it better to come again? Balotelli has such a strong vitality, is it not possible for the third brother?

Then Dong Fangzhuo quickly asked.

"What about the second time? Don't tell me it won't work the second time?" He was really worried. If so, how uninteresting should Balotelli's life be, but from the past life, Baloter Li, the guy who used his mobile phone to ask his sister to open a house every day, was absolutely impossible for him to worry about the situation.

"Without the second time, she left a little unhappy." Balotelli lowered his head down the phone, as if he had done a rather failed thing.

"why?"

"No, knowing that you are the first time, it is impossible to make you so sad."

"I don't know, there is no more anyway."

"Are you cheated by someone else? How did you hook up with that woman?" Dong Fangzhuo gave a hint of vigilance, and intuitively told him that Balotelli was likely to be cheated, rather than actually going to open a house with others Too.

"How can it be?"

"What did she lie to me?" Balotelli didn't understand the connection between opening a house and being cheated, just opening a room. "I'm so depressed, I have to hang up..."

"This kid..."

Balotelli was lying halfway on the chair, looking at the ceiling with his eyes, but he still had the picture of the black girl wearing **** underwear just now. His left hand couldn't help but rested between his thighs, gently rubbing, just The rhythm is getting faster and faster...

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The following day, the newspapers of "Sports de Milano" were selling like crazy. When people walked through the kiosks, they stopped to stop and bought a freshly published "Sports de Milano". The derby of Milan city naturally occupied the front page headlines. But Balotelli's news occupies the second edition, which is already a very favorable treatment.

Not only the text description of red fruit, but also the photos of Balotelli.

"This Inter Milan rookie knows nothing about sex. He just took off his clothes, and then he surrendered his gun. That speed is faster than his speed of running on the field. I just wanted to blow him... …"

"Oh, God, I spent a week chatting with him, but it turned out to be the result, so disappointed..."

"I thought he was a very strong man, at least when he was 18 years old, and then I waited a long time again, using his hands, his mouth, even his feet, exhausted all the methods to help him , But he still can’t get up..."

In this version, Balotelli is said so badly.

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It is conceivable that the people of Milan City will see what kind of reaction they will see after seeing these explosive contents. No matter men or women, there will be talks in an instant, and Milan Derby is completely forgotten by them.

"Haha, this fool, it's so funny."

"It's actually an early Xie guy. It's a pity that he looks so strong, since it's so useless..."

"Huh, it's quite big, unfortunately, if..."

"But it was the same for men for the first time. It's not strange, if I let me adjust..." Some young women who read the report couldn't help but stick out their tongues and licked, looking at the red fruit in the upper body, only wearing tight pants in the second half The goddess of the goddess is imaginary.

Overnight, Barcelona became the hottest player in Milan City, and even Dong Fangzhuo's limelight was suppressed, not because of football, but because of the opening of the house.

At this time, he just came out of the hotel and walked onto the street. He was hungry and he didn't notice the strange look of others. Some people even laughed out of laughter and laughed at Balotelli unscrupulously.

Despite the holiday, Dong Fangzhuo still came to the training ground early. When he finished training and drove to the supermarket to buy daily necessities, he finally saw the news of Balotelli.

"Lying trough?"

"Really framed?"

Dong Fangzhuo grabbed the "Gazzetta dello Sport" in the supermarket and read it carefully. After reading a few lines of text, he could determine that Balotelli was indeed a good man. The girl who opened the house with him was completely trapped. To frame Balotelli, what is the purpose of this? Of course, for fame and fortune.

Having a relationship with Balotelli may not be famous, but selling the news to the "Gazzetta dello Sport" can at least make a small profit. Thinking of this, Dong Fangzhuo couldn't help but shudder. Fortunately, no woman dared to hit his attention like this. Of course, he would not be stupid enough to hook like Balotelli ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The woman talked on the mobile phone for a few days, and dared to open a room with others. Who would die if Balotelli did not die?

That is to bully Balotelli young and ignorant, now people, so insidious?

What does the woman want to do next? Dong Fangzhuo used his heels to think about it. He must have talked to Balotelli, and then threatened Balotelli with photos and the like, and asked Balotelli to pay the ransom? After all, these photos are faint, but it's not enough...

According to the methods of scammers, they just throw out some non-salty news to attract attention, and then there will be greater action...

Balotelli really got into trouble this time...

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