The Periodic Table of Words and Spirits at Hogwarts

"Defense Against the Dark Arts is a practical course that teaches knowledge that will save students' lives in any possible future attack, and you want it to become a meaningless transcription course."

"To be honest, even the history of magic class where almost no one is awake is better than the class you teach."

Zhang Qi sneered without hesitation, Umbridge's face became whiter and whiter, and then suddenly turned red.

"Close the confinement"!

The pink toad roared hoarsely.

"What about you? I won't go, what can you do to me"?

Zhang Qi looked at the pink toad in front of him with a foolish look.

"Have you forgotten your identity? Pink toad? How dare you disrespect a pure-blood in school? Even your immediate supervisor's votes are funded by us, aren't you afraid to start today? , half of Diagon Alley refused to pay taxes to the Ministry of Magic"?

Zhang Qi still had a smile on his face, but the threat in his words made Umbridge shudder.

"So, I don't think your class is as good as a piece of shit. Let me inform you that I won't be attending any class this semester."

Zhang Qi turned around very gracefully, and continued towards the stunned students in Slytherin:

"Classmates, if you also think she's an idiot, and her class is better than going to Hagrid's to feed caterpillars and fried tail snails, then leave first."

Zhang Qi glanced at all the Slytherin students, then gently pulled up Astoria's hand, and the two walked outside without looking back.

However, at this moment, the Slytherin area is not very peaceful.

The faces of most of the students began to sweat, and a few had already shown very embarrassed expressions.

What Zhang Qi said just now was deliberately told to them. It seemed to be satirizing the professor, but it was actually forcing them to stand in line!

Draco also realized this. He wanted to stand up, but he remembered what Zhang Qi said to him just now.

"Damn it! Did he want me to be an undercover agent?"

Although he didn't stand up, cold sweat still dripped down Draco's face.

"Wow!"

A book flew out of the Slytherin area and hit Umbridge right in the face.

"Sorry professor, I slipped my hand just now."

Daphne spread out her hands very gracefully, and then walked out of the classroom very calmly.

After she walked out of the classroom, several Slytherin students also stood up and walked outside.

"You all failed at the end of the term"!

Umbridge stared at the students who were walking out, shouting in hoarse but incompetent fury.

"That person has come back, are you sure you want to waste time here"?

In the Ravenclaw area, Luna lightly put on her schoolbag, and said to her classmates in a still ethereal voice:

"The Ministry of Magic will never be able to recognize reality."

Afterwards, the immortal Ravenclaw junior completely ignored Umbridge, who was trembling with anger, and jumped out of the classroom.

"Ah, Miss Lovegood, I didn't expect you to follow."

Standing at the door and writing down the faces of the Slytherin students one by one, Zhang Qi looked at Luna and raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"You are forcing them to stand in line"?

Luna blinked and asked in that very ethereal voice.

"Yes, Miss Lovegood, so you shouldn't get involved in this."

Zhang Qi sighed, and then continued:

"Your father is indeed pure blood, and so are you, but this disgusting toad dare not provoke us, but it may attack you."

"It doesn't matter, I can see her clearly. Her heart is like a harassing horsefly, throbbing all the time, but she is still weak."

Luna tilted her head, her voice still ethereal:

"All the harsh voices are just to cover up the panic in my heart."

"..."

After saying these words, the sound of people in the entire corridor suddenly stopped, staring at this Ravenclaw junior with an incredible look.

These words are not at all like what a student of this age can say!

It can only be said that Xie Liufu's very interesting little magazine had a profound influence on his daughter.

"I suddenly felt that you are actually smarter than everyone else"...

After listening to Luna's statement, Zhang Qi nodded thoughtfully.

"Ravenclaw is in the name of wisdom, and we adore it."

"Yes, wisdom is the most precious wealth of man."

Zhang Qi muttered to himself.

"I'm glad you chose the right path, fellow Slytherins."

After a moment of silence, Zhang Qi turned to look at the students who also walked out of the classroom.

"In one direction, you made the right choice, but in another direction, you are so blatantly hostile to the Ministry of Magic, which is stupid."

"But what politicians need most is compromise. As long as you show your attitude, that idiot will naturally choose to compromise."

Zhang Qi glanced at everyone present with extremely peaceful eyes, but for some reason, all the students present felt inexplicably trembling.

"I remember your attitude. I'm glad you are on the right side. I will remember your choice at this time."

Zhang Qi gently bent over politely, and left the area very quickly.

"How about it? How does it feel to hit a clown with a fatal blow?"

While whistling, Zhang Qi asked Astoria with a smile.

"It's really good, but aren't you afraid of her revenge?"

Astoria gently hugged Zhang Qi's left arm, then blinked.

"Why be afraid? Fudge promised me before to throw this old woman on the bench at the Centaurus Liaison Office, but it's clear that our Mr. Minister broke his promise. It's been less than a year, so Almost forgot his promise, Fudge is really a piece of shit, and stupid enough."

"As for angering the old woman, I just find it very interesting. After all, she can't compete with me in anything, whether it is from reason or from human feelings. To anger her to achieve the effect of watching a play, you can give us this The boring study life is more fun.”

Zhang Qi shrugged his shoulders, his face full of indifferent expressions.

"Ah, I really want to see some people break the defense, I really want to see some people incompetent and furious, this feeling is really cool."

Zhang Qi muttered to himself.

………………

Zhang Qi's example has achieved the desired effect. In less than a week, Umbridge's class has almost been described as a chore.

Under the premise that most of the students are spontaneously ill, the Weasley twins are making money, and according to reliable sources, they will develop more reliable new products, and the effect will be more realistic.

Everyone has been complaining about this pink toad for a long time. Since this lady broke into the Hogwarts auditorium recklessly during the Sirius school year, she has left most of the students with extremely bad senses.

This is especially true of Harry who was attacked by Dementors.

Due to the inertia of the world, Harry was still attacked during the summer vacation.

However, unlike in the original book, this time Harry was covered with all kinds of small Chinese pendants provided by Zhang Qi's friendship.

The unfortunate dementor was blown away on the spot, leaving only a little bit of soul sand left after the death of the black magic creature scattered on the ground.

Originally, Harry didn't use magic, so naturally he didn't have to be judged like the original trajectory.

However, the so-called assistant minister insisted on holding on to it, emphasizing that Harry's protective gear were all black magic items, and the poor child who had just escaped from the dementor had to be thrown into Azkaban and handed over to him. The Dementor, who had not eaten just now, continued to enjoy it.

And the trial process was done very quickly, and even the criminal court was used, and the trial location was changed just before Dumbledore arrived, in order to truly drive the savior into the abyss.

Fortunately, Dumbledore didn't trust the minister after what happened last year, so he happened to come to Wizengamore early in the morning, and Arthur Weasley, who worked in the Ministry of Magic, also secretly revealed something. Word of mouth, which saved our poor little Harry from being thrown into Askaban as a double-yolked egg lunch.

Voldemort was a lunatic. He had a nose and charisma when he was young. He lost his nose when he was middle-aged, but he still had a lot of strength.

Although it is said that he is a violent maniac, and he will definitely be infamous for thousands of years, but there is a high probability that the history of magic after the war must be closely connected with him.

Not to mention Dumbledore and Grindelwald, these two are really strong, and both dare to practice. Although Grindelwald is a bit radical, he has to deny that he is also a great wizard.

Minister Fudge is very greedy, and stupid is very annoying, but he has never done anything that carbon-based organisms can't do.

But this Umbridge was the only one who didn't do anything with people.

As a teacher, I only know mechanical teaching, and corporal punishment will be given to anyone who has an objection.

As an official of the Ministry of Magic, this guy is a piece of shit, and when thrown into China, he is an interpreter who nods and bows.

Naturally, Zhang Qi doesn't have any favorable impression of such a person, and because he tried to be detrimental to Astoria, this pink toad has already been on Zhang Qi's must-kill list!

At present, there is no reason for it to be done, but because Umbridge is currently too powerful, if he dies, it will likely arouse suspicion from others, so he has to be allowed to live for a while longer.

And because of this messed up teaching of Defense Against the Dark Arts, in the secret room on the eighth floor of the castle, a group of aspiring students have already started their own training.

"Raise your wands a little higher"!

In the Room of Requirement on the eighth floor of the castle, Hermione said to the trainers with a stern face.

When everyone heard this sentence, their bodies tensed, and they raised their wands in a conditioned reflex.

"Very well, it seems that our training is effective."

Harry breathed a sigh of relief.

Hermione has often skipped Defence Against the Dark Arts class in recent days, but unlike the behavior of other classmates who wandered around, she has been holding that dilapidated booklet, reading something voraciously.

Harry had once expressed concern about the mental state of his good friend and girlfriend, but lately, it seems that Hermione has indeed gained a lot of knowledge from that book.

In the original work, these little wizards who participated in the DA training can play a very beautiful cooperation, and they can quickly counterattack against the powerful Death Eaters under extremely disadvantaged conditions, which has explained Hermione and Harry. strength.

However, in this timeline, Zhang Qi's booklet played a role that even Zhang Qi himself did not expect.

Hermione began to train wizards in coordination, obedience, and more severe training.

She even came up with a tactic that every three wizards should be divided into groups, two wizards are responsible for the main output, and the remaining one wizard shoots to maintain the density of spells when his teammates replenish their magic power.

After mastering this tactic, Hermione asked each group of three to dash forward in an arrow-like shape and cross cover while in groups of three.

This kind of tactic effectively fills the problem that the wizard's single-shot spells are scattered and the power cannot be maximized, which further improves the combat effectiveness of these children.

When Zhang Qi first saw this tactic, he frowned for a long time and thought for a long time, with a strange expression on his face all the time.

At first, Hermione thought that Zhang Qi didn't approve of this method, but when she asked for advice humbly, Zhang Qi expressed extreme praise for this method.

"You guys have to be careful recently, Mr. Filch has already communicated with me, that pink toad may have recently obtained more rights from that trash, she will officially enter the castle as an investigator, that idiot even gave her the right to draft the bill."

In another daily meeting, Zhang Qi appeared at the venue at an unknown time, whispering to Hermione while the students were training.

"Okay~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Thank you for your reminder, we will pay attention."

"By the way, I want to ask you something."

Hermione patted her head suddenly.

"Uh, what's the matter"?

"Do you have any soothing potions there? Harry has always complained that he has nightmares recently. In the dream, he seems to be possessed by a monster and yells some dirty words all day long."

Hermione sighed softly.

Harry's mental state was obviously not very good these two days, and he even had dark circles under his eyes. She is very distressed now.

"Well, life and death water"?

Zhang Qi took out a small bottle from his arms, and the liquid inside was completely colorless and transparent.

"Heating a glass of milk before going to bed, just drop a drop in it, remember not to drop too much, unless you directly want him to sleep all day."

"thanks"!

Hermione took the small bottle and put it in her pocket, but the expression on Zhang Qi's face became thoughtful.

"Isn't the world really changed much?"

Zhang Qi muttered to himself.

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