The Periodic Table of Words and Spirits at Hogwarts

"It hurts, it hurts!"

After Harry and the others finally left the area, Zhang Qi screamed while holding his girlfriend's hand in pain.

"Stop screwing! Murder your husband!"

"What the **** are you calling?"

Astoria blushed, and thumped Zhang Qi's shoulder heavily.

After a while, our poor protagonist clutched his waist in pain, found a big rock by the lake and sat down.

"There are classes in the afternoon, aren't you in a hurry to go back?"

Astoria raised the wrist of her right hand and glanced at the alchemy watch made by Shenzhou in her hand. It was only 15 minutes before the next class started.

"I don't really want to go to the class of the pink toad."

Zhang Qi was bored and picked up a stone from the beach and threw it towards the water.

"Plop"!

The stone floated several times on the lake, but in the end it still sank to the bottom of the lake.

"But if you don't go, isn't it good?"

Astoria asked worriedly.

"Well, it makes sense, it's really not right to be absent from school for no reason."

After Zhang Qi thought for a moment, he nodded in agreement.

"Then go to a class and tell her directly in the class that we will not continue to take her class, so that the effect of ridicule will definitely be better."

After speaking, Zhang Qi pulled up Astoria, who was still confused, and walked towards the castle.

………………

Due to class scheduling, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class is taught by two grades together.

So, Zhang Qi and Astoria met Draco as they should.

"Ah, good noon, three, we meet again."

Zhang Qi smiled and greeted Malfoy and his two followers.

"Uh, good noon."

The moment Draco saw Zhang Qi, he showed a very hesitant look.

"I heard that there is a new guest at Uncle Lucius' manor? And this guest doesn't have a nose yet"?

Zhang Qi put his arms around his cousin's shoulder and dragged him towards the other end of the corridor.

Goyle and Crabbe originally wanted to stop them, but they didn't continue to do anything because they thought they were relatives.

"You, what do you mean? I don't understand what you are talking about"!

Draco only felt that Zhang Qi's arm seemed to be an iron hoop, and he was ferociously caught on his shoulders, and he couldn't move even if he tried hard!

"You know what I mean, Draco."

Zhang Qi snorted softly, and the strength of his arms relaxed a little.

"Voldemort is hiding in your house right now. Let me see. Although Fudge the Minister of Magic is a piece of trash, I don't think he will give up this opportunity to blackmail your father."

"You, you can't do this! The Dark Lord will kill you"!

Draco exclaimed in a low voice, somewhat terrified.

"I don't think you've figured out the situation, Mr. Malfoy."

Zhang Qi's face sank sharply. In order to increase the deterrence of his words, the words he used changed from Draco to Mr. Malfoy.

"The so-called Dark Lord almost died in my hands in Riddle's cemetery. The reason why he can live to this day is simply because I have no interest in taking his life for the time being. I think your father must not have followed him. Did you say such a thing?"

"Impossible, you are lying"!

Draco swallowed in horror, but a sense of crisis arose in his heart.

According to what his father said and his own observations, the Dark Lord was obviously not in a good mood these days.

Moreover, he strictly forbids anyone to mention Zhang Qi's name...

Due to confidentiality reasons, no one knows about Zhang Qi's experience except for a few main participants.

But at this moment, Draco got the truth and horror through his own reasoning.

"No way"?

Draco's expression when he looked at his distant cousin had changed. It was an expression of fear and admiration mixed with anger.

"You're still too young, Draco, you're not even an adult. Your father didn't want you to get involved in this matter, but what you didn't expect was that you ran in on your own."

Zhang Qi shook Draco's shoulder somewhat resentfully.

"You, what do you mean"?

Draco was shaken dizzy and asked with some difficulty.

"I mean you think about it, why are you so fanatical about supporting such a disgusting thing with no nose? Is it for the glory of pure blood? I tell you, your so-called master is just a face An ugly female wizard who used a fascination potion and a **** born to a handsome Muggle, and you let such a thing represent your pure-blooded glory"?

"Also, I only remind you once, why do you think your father really supports the Dark Lord"?

"Think about it, Draco, I hope to still see you in a few years, not your grave."

Zhang Qi sighed, then let go of his arm that only controlled him.

Draco was still standing there, struck by lightning, and didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

"Oh, right".

Zhang Qi stopped again when he was about to leave.

"Please don't stand up when you are in class later."

After saying something inexplicable, Zhang Qi's usual very peaceful smile returned to his face. After walking around the corridor, he gently held Astoria's hand.

"Come on, dear, let's meet this pink toad again for a while."

Under the strange eyes of everyone, the two walked into the classroom holding hands.

"Uh, what style is this?"

Zhang Qi looked at the newly renovated classroom and let out a rant.

Every Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher has a tradition of remodeling the classroom, and this time the classroom remodel is very irritating.

Well, it's even hotter than Lockhart's back then.

The entire classroom was decorated like a candy house in a fairy tale, but the style was inexplicably disgusting.

Pink ribbons are tied all over the place, and the walls are covered with picture frames of kittens.

Although Zhang Qi and Astoria both like cats very much, the cat portraits on these walls gave them a feeling of extreme disgust.

The cat is originally a very smart creature, but the cat in the portrait gives people a very cunning and annoying feeling.

And those cats are turning their eyes all the time, scanning everyone in the classroom straight and without any cover, giving people an extremely uncomfortable feeling of being watched.

"These portraits seem to be able to monitor students in the classroom."

Astoria said quietly.

"It has long been expected that when a gentleman gets power, he will do the right thing; but this kind of villain only knows how to satisfy his own selfish desires."

Zhang Qi snorted coldly and chose the last row of the classroom to sit down.

"Ah, it looks like everyone came to my class early."

After a while, the bloated middle-aged woman who was deliberately dressed like a flowery girl pushed open the door and walked in, with her high heels stepping on the wooden floor, making a very annoying rattling sound.

"Good morning, classmates."

With a very artificial voice, the middle-aged pink toad said loudly to the students listening to the class below, pinching his throat.

"Good morning, Ms. Umbridge."

The students also seemed to be disgusted by her voice, and her voice was a little weak.

"I said good morning, classmates"!

The pink toad seemed a little dissatisfied, so he raised his voice and said it again.

"Good morning, Ms. Umbridge."

The voice was a little louder than before, but it was still weak.

"Good morning, classmates! Show your passion"!

Umbridge suddenly changed his face and yelled at the children under the stage.

"Good morning, Ms. Umbridge"!

This time, their voices were much louder. Many students raised their voices out of fear, while others simply didn't want to let this nutritious dialogue continue and chose to compromise.

"Very good, classmates, I see youth in you!"

Umbridge nodded with great satisfaction, then walked onto the podium.

"Why does she have to do such a thing?"

Astoria quietly asked with a disgusting expression.

"The desire to control after gaining power is just a small person. With a little power, he gets carried away, but he doesn't know that he is actually nothing."

Zhang Qi snorted coldly. Just now, neither he nor Astoria had catered to Umbridge.

There were several Slytherin students next to him who were shouting at first, but they stopped shouting when they saw that Zhang Qi was not shouting.

"Magic education has always been the top priority of the Ministry of Magic's work, but it is clear that Dumbledore is old and his thinking is no longer suitable for this era."

Umbridge looked at the students who had succumbed to her with great satisfaction, and then cleared her throat.

"I think education should focus on theory, and being familiar with theory is more important than anything else. So, let's take out the parchment we prepared in advance, turn the book to the first page, and start copying the Defence Against the Dark Arts manual. The introduction part, I will check it after class.”

"But, Professor, this should be a practical class."

At this moment, a Ravenclaw girl with white-blond hair and a somewhat ethereal expression raised her hand and made a very puzzled voice.

"No no no, I think you have misunderstood something, children, you are just students, you don't need to fight with a wand, fighting is for the Aurors."

Umbridge stood up with a very friendly expression on his face and walked to the Ravenclaw girl.

"Your name, this lady."

"Luna Lovegood".

The Ravenclaw girl tilted her head, still with a dream-like expression on her face.

"Ah, I know your father, he started a ridiculous magazine to attack the Ministry of Magic with all his might, and it's all because of Minister Fudge's kindness that your father hasn't been thrown into Askaban yet." !

Umbridge nodded, his tone was unusually acerbic.

"Well, but a friend of mine in Slytherin once said to me that when you throw a rock at a pack of dogs, the one who barks the loudest should be the one that gets hit. Only"……

Luna still spoke in that very ethereal voice.

"Pfft!"

Several Ravenclaw students in the audience couldn't help laughing, and even the heirs of the pure-blood families on the Slytherin side had a smile on their faces.

Without him, it's just that this sentence is too ironic and too sharp, and even opened the door to a new world for these students.

"Shut down, Miss Lovegood"!

Umbridge shouted angrily, and his tone became increasingly sharp.

"And who is your Slytherin friend? Tell me his name, and I'll put him in jail too"!

"it's me".

A cold voice came from some active classrooms, and for a while, everyone shut their mouths.

"What, do you have any comments?"

Zhang Qi stood up slowly from his seat. He left his seat and walked towards this side. The paratrooper boots made a clack as they stepped on the ground.

"Dumbledore once invited me this holiday. He thought I could be a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, but I declined for personal reasons."

"But now, I'm starting to regret my decision at the time."

Zhang Qi glanced at his classmates and said in a very unsalty voice.

"Hahaha"!

Astoria finally couldn't help laughing, but when she realized that she was the only one laughing, she lowered her head in embarrassment.

"Mr. Zirol, please go back to your seat."

Umbridge seemed a little scared, but he couldn't lose his aura.

"Oh, I actually stood up to tell you something, Ms. Umbridge."

Zhang Qi bowed politely, and then said loudly:

"Taking your class is pointless, it's just a simple waste of time and strains the muscles in your hands."

"As for someone, he's just a piece of trash."

Zhang Qi said lightly to the pink toad who was stunned on the spot.

"Wow"!

As soon as these words came out, the whole classroom became a mess.

Cowardly, she huddled under the table, for fear that what would happen later would affect her. The daring ones laughed out loud, or had a heated discussion about something...

Anyway, it's not something that is friendly to Umbridge~www.wuxiaspot.com~ You, how dare you slander our great Minister Fudge so much"!

Umbridge also heard that Zhang Qi was calling her a waste, but she couldn't confront him in public, so the battle-hardened politician came up with a brilliant trick.

Anyway, Zhang Qi didn't explicitly say who was a waste, so put the hat of slandering the Minister of Magic on this child's head!

Sure enough, after saying those words, the entire classroom fell into silence again.

The classmates looked at each other, no one dared to make a sound.

"Oh? But I didn't say who was a waste? But how can you be so sure that I said that Minister Fudge is a waste? Is it possible that you think Mr. Minister is a waste in your heart? Or, you are already in magic I have worked in the Ministry for more than 10 years, so I really think Mr. Minister is a waste"?

With a contemptuous smile on Zhang Qi's face, he immediately fought back.

Snap your hat against me? Can you beat it?

"No, no! You are spewing blood!"

Umbridge suddenly felt a surge of qi and blood, and his eyes turned black, and Zhang Qi almost fainted.

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