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Chapter 321: What if I meet a rhino? Pretend to be dead!

Shabe's joke didn't make people happy at all. Everyone was laughing hard. At noon, when the sun was the most powerful, everyone stood under the shade and looked at each other, almost desperate.

The grunting voices kept coming and going, everyone was hungry and pale at this time.

Guan Xiaotong covered his stomach and aggrieved, "Yang Brother, I'm so hungry ..."

Yang An was helpless. He also lacked physical strength, and said, "Can't I get a shoulder off my brother and give everyone a shit?"

Shabe asked: "Bell, can you teach us to lay traps and catch some small animals? There should be a lot of birds here, are there pheasants? Are there rabbits? Hedgehogs are fine too!"

The crowd reluctantly smiled and joked, Huang Bo asked: "Are there any roast chickens?"

Li Jingtian swallowed: "Sausages will work too!"

Liu Yuxi sat on the ground holding his face with both hands, his face eager: "I just want a pig lying in front and dedicate me sweet and sour pork ribs!"

Guan Xiaotong raised his hands, looked up to heaven, and said piously, "Give me a match! I have a match, and I have the world!"

After everyone was funny, Bell replied: "I advise you to dispel this idea and use traps to catch small animals. You may not be able to catch them for half a month. My survival advice for you is to continue to lead the riverbank to think Way. Or you can choose to send someone to follow me to hunt, but one more person will be punished today. "

Yang An stood up: "Let's go hunting with you! The person who has been punished a lot makes me a good person."

This fearless spirit without hesitation made all the girls sigh and moved.

Huang Bola stopped him: "Would you like to eat a snack, right? You want to be beautiful, and I will be punished!"

Sabe also said, "I haven't tasted chicken, let me!"

Li Jingtian pushed away Shabei: "It's me, I'd like to have two servings!"

Everyone laughed, and everyone actually understood in their hearts that relying on their rookie, don't think about finding food to eat, and following Bell is the king.

The men hunted with Bell with spears and daggers, and the women were not far behind.

Liu Yuxi said, "We can't be savage, or we'll take a break from work. I think your body is a bit uncomfortable in Luodan, so you stay at home to make mattresses and burn water, right?"

Wang Luodan had too much physical exertion and was really weak: "Well, please, please ..."

Liu Yuxi said: "The three of us followed the guide Barra to find food, he is very familiar with the jungle, whether it is fish or shrimp, as long as they can eat, all brought back!"

Guan Xiaotong held Wang Shi's arm and spewed Jiao: "Uncle Wang, would you please teach us? When they return, they will be shocked when they see that we have prepared grilled fish and delicious shrimp soup at home. I can't say anything! "

Wang Shi really doted the little girl and said with a smile: "Well, I don't want to fight with the old bones, I want to show you a hand today!"

Bara walked with the four for a long time. By the side of the water pool where many streams converged, Baraby gesticulated and said a lot. He only knew a little English, and it was a bit difficult to communicate, but Wang Shi still understood: "He said this is the junction of several streams, there are more fish, and there are no crocodiles."

The three girls jumped up and talked about how to fish. They did n’t have much skill and did n’t use spears. Wang Shi asked them to turn stones in the stream beside the pond. “There should be some shellfish here, as well as shrimp. You must be careful. , Wrap your leggings tightly, don't get into the water, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable! "

The three women stood in the stream and bent over to touch the stones. Fortunately, the sun was direct and the temperature of the water was acceptable. In order to let everyone drink a delicious fish, shrimp, and shellfish soup, grit their teeth and step into the water.

Wang Shi began to take off his clothes. All that was left was his underwear. The swimming goggles were in his backpack. There was also a net bag. He stood on the shore to warm up.

"Wow! Wang Bo, you are in great shape!" Guan Xiaotong exclaimed.

Liu Yuxi and Zhang Junning also stood up straight and looked at this side, laughing non-stop, Liu Yuxi praised: "Bo Wang, you manage such a large enterprise, and still maintain such a good figure, it is really enviable!"

Zhang Junning asked, "Do you usually do mountain climbing and exercise regularly?"

Wang Shi explained: "Mountain climbing is indeed my biggest hobby, and it is a way of life. I will regret every time I climb a mountain, a few kilometers above sea level, a strong wind, a headache, and nausea. Are you climbing? I started thinking again, which mountain should I climb next time? Mountain climbing is really addictive ... "

Hahaha ~

The girls laughed happily. They talked a lot. In the mountainous area of ​​more than 2,000 meters above sea level, in the no-man's land far from the city, everyone put down their burdens and barriers. They dared to say anything and opened their hearts.

They talk about life, love, exchange values, share small experiences, and show their true selves to the audience.

Anyway, there is an editor. If it is not suitable, it will definitely not be broadcast. The side they show to the audience will always be the most beautiful and photogenic!

噗通!

Wang Shi jumped out of the pool and dived into the water with a net bag.

I followed the photographer's bitterness. I could only take an underwater camera to follow the dive. The lake was half-clear and half-turbid. Wang Shi dived into the bottom of the water for more than three meters, looking for the delicious food hidden in the water grass and stone cracks.

Shrimp, high-altitude freshwater shrimp is particularly delicious, but small in size and difficult to catch.

The snails, shells, and water in the jungle are rich in nutrients, and they breed a lot of shellfish. This is the most delicious aquatic product.

Wang Shi kept breathing, diving, and the net bag in his hands gradually gained. Every time he jumped out of the water and held up a certain harvest, the girls would cheer and jump up.

There was laughter and laughter, and the four who followed Bell were depressed.

In this Baldia jungle, according to official Nepalese data, there are more than 30 wild elephants, more than 20 Bengal tigers, and more than 35 rhinos. These beasts are roughly divided into four or five clusters, and Bell is sure The camping location chosen by the expedition was at the intersection of the three beasts.

This also means that not only is it dangerous at night, everyone is walking outside during the day, maybe just a few steps to see these beasts.

Take precautionary courses before hunting.

Bell reminded: "If you encounter a beast, don't panic, you must use your surroundings to avoid it. Let's talk about rhinos first. When rhinos hit, you should quickly climb to the tree."

A ton of rhino rushes over and can reach a speed of 50 yards. This kind of foot crushes the aura. The pointed foot on the head also comes with a targeting system. It will die if it hits it, and it will be disabled if you hit it. Therefore, it is a necessary skill to get on the tree.

The four looked at Bell as a demonstration. Bell found a tree that was six or seven meters high. He simply walked up and kicked at the bottom of the trunk with two strokes. He leaped and reached to grasp the branches, fully utilizing the power of his arms. , Three times and two times pulled on a four-meter-high branch, easily killed.

"This……"

"Wow! More agile than monkeys!"

"This power is really terrifying. I definitely can't pull up my arm!"

The four of them sighed below, and with the help of the amazingly resilient trunk, Bell leaped from the tree and fell easily to the ground: "It's your turn! Look at your performance!"

Yang An was surprised: "Is the assessment started now, right? The worst performing punishment, right?"

"Yes!"

Bell motioned to Yang An: "You go first!"

Wearing safety protective gloves, Yang An sang two times with the encouragement of the brothers, and then run up, leaped high, and slammed!

He hugged a half-human thick trunk, slammed his waist and arms, screamed, and walked half a meter across his body, grabbed a small branch, and tried to lift his two legs, hanging flat on it .

"Is this height OK?" Yang An was about two meters high at this time.

Everyone applauded: "Okay, the rhino can't hit you, and the response speed is OK!"

When Yang An jumped down, Bell commented: "Hanging on the tree and hanging it, the first attack can hide from it, but if the rhino hits the tree, you will immediately fall down, so continue to escape. Next, Lee! Here comes the rhino! "

Li Jingtian was named and was about to laugh. Suddenly Bell yelled so suddenly that he dropped his luggage and rushed to the nearest tree. The young man was really fast and performed better than Yang An. He was highly praised by Bell. .

The prepared Shabei and Huang Bo began to flex their muscles, and Shabei also took out a circular cloth belt from his backpack.

Huang Bo curiously asked, "What is this?"

Yang An and Li Jingtian laughed. They recognized it. Shabei, you are here to make fun!

Bell is also curious: "Sand ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ It's your turn! The rhino is here!"

Shabey went on the spot, his head tilted aside, his eyes were dull and his body was motionless.

The crowd laughed unsteadily. This product is really an art sensation for entertainment purposes, 6 turned over!

Pretending to be invisible, Huang Bo trot came to Shabei, stepped on his chest, and gently nipped: "This place is so soft and comfortable!"

Yang An is also joking: "Brother rhino, don't step on, don't step on, that's my food today ~"

Huang Bo laughed: "Okay ~ Brother Tiger, I gave him to you ~" △ ≧ miào. * Bi (. *) Gé △ ≧ ,

Shabei sat up holding Huang Bo's legs and said, "Why, the survival of the jungle is the top priority. I bumped into a beast and immediately fell to the ground. I did nothing wrong?"

Knowing that he was funny, and Bell was not too blame, he would not use other standards to ask others, not to mention, he can not understand every scene where he looks weird, but other Chinese are laughing All he has to do is cooperate and impart his experience.

The second time, "Rhino is here", and Shabe was still unruly.

He quickly ran under the tree, crouched down, tied the loop with a figure-eight knot, slipped his feet in, and then jumped up and down the tree, each step was effective, but the speed before the tree It's too slow.

Isn't this a special skill of Shabe in the Sanya special edition of The Great Challenge? Huang Bo finally understood it and couldn't help crying: "I'm going! You think you're picking coconuts! Rhino is here, and you still have time to bend over and knot?"

Shabei stood on the branch and argued, "Will I not hide behind the tree? As long as it doesn't crush me the first time, I will have time to knot, and 3 seconds is enough!"

no Zuo no Die!

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