The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 320: Chicken flavor, crunchy!

The production team's photography mode is very interesting, and as clear as the original challenge.

Standing on the side are the protagonists of the ten-person expedition, plus the leader Fang Weijie and the indigenous guide Bara, and two meters away are a shooting team of more than ten people, as well as the director group and other security members on standby, and a little further away One point is the logistic team with a lot of luggage and supplies, but the audience will never see irrelevant people except the main characters in the camera.

"There are crocodiles in the river !!"

"Oh my god! You got up in the morning and said that a tiger came over for a night visit yesterday, and now you have a crocodile in the water, so it doesn't make people live!"

"Do we really have to cross this river? Can we take a detour?"

"What does a crocodile look like?"

"I vaguely remember it. I watched" 100,000 Whys "when I was a kid, and said that crocodiles are like floating rotten wood."

The atmosphere is a bit depressing, the shadows in the hearts of the stars are getting deeper and deeper. The three spiritual mountains of tigers, food, and crocodile are overwhelmed by everyone, plus everyone has to carry heavy luggage. This is spiritual and Double torture on the body.

Everyone looked at Bell. He said, "Don't think about crocodiles. It's not terrible in this shallow area. Even if there is, it is easy to see it. We can find a safe passage."

Sabe complained: "It's really not scary to you. But we have never seen a real crocodile and we don't know how to deal with it."

Bell smirked: "I really don't need to worry about crocodiles. I think you should worry about others, such as leopards who climb trees, jungle pythons disguised as vines ..."

"Bell, you must be joking!"

"Don't do this, Bell, if you don't say that, I think we're still good friends!"

Everyone screamed in horror, without such fun, really!

But at least everyone is optimistic. There are so many people accompanying them. Bell and Fang Weijie are both experienced Himalayan guides. The show team specially invited four indigenous people of the Baldia jungle. The indigenous people are even happy to help the editors. Carrying luggage, everyone knows that the real danger is not too great, this is just an atmosphere created intentionally.

"I don't dare to cross the river, I want to go home ..." Guan Xiaotong didn't know if he was really scared, or he came up smart, and his sense of art was very strong.

She is the youngest and the youngest sister that everyone is willing to take care of. It's so normal to be coquettish, so it won't affect her personal image at all, but will highlight her true and cute.

Hearing this sentence, everyone laughed out loud and comforted her.

"Yang An, what are you doing?"

"What are you doing? Why take off your pants?"

"Yang brother, keep off!"

"Well, your legs are long and your muscles are strong ~"

When they saw Yang An taking off their pants in front of everyone, everyone started to coax. The girls covered their mouths and laughed. The boys joked around him. The director really gave face and shots to him.

Yang An took off the outermost layer of safety protection pants and rolled down intimate shorts: "Less nonsense, hurry across the river! Stop the ink, hurry up to hunt after the river, build a house, and I haven't slept with Jingtian all night!"

Everyone just moved, the logistics and security team had already crossed the river in advance.

Although Guan Xiaotong was 171 tall, she was thin and tall when she was drawing lines. She was very light and weighed only 45 kilograms. Yang An couldn't help but say that when she suddenly walked in front of her, she bent over and resisted her.

"Ah! Help me ~ Yang Geer, what are you doing ~~" Guan Xiaotong was lying on Yang An's back, and he was embarrassed to laugh, causing the whole staff to laugh.

"Sabbe takes luggage!"

After Yang An finished speaking, he did not hesitate to be the first to wading. The security personnel in front of him have determined a safe waterway under the leadership of the indigenous Bala and the leader Fang Weijie. , Walked very steady.

Wang Zijun carried the machine closely to keep up with him and took a close-up shot of Yang An. He heard Guan Xiaotong only ask, "You just take me away, why treat me like a sack!"

Yang An snorted, panting as he walked: "From the beginning we were paired ... what do you not do that you can't do? If you really want to help me share ... Few more fish later Fish ... I know you will! "

Guan Xiaotong also didn't forget to make a V gesture to the camera lens: "It's good to have your iron man brother take care of you!"

Four men and four women, men and women pair, take care of each other, this is divided from the promotional video, similar to the official cp.

More than 30 meters wide, Yang An was the first to walk over with Guan Xiaotong. The other girls did not have this preferential treatment and were embarrassed to open the mouth.

Moreover, with regard to Shabby's small body, let's get him tired of carrying an extra bag. It is the intersection of Kathmandu and Baldia, about 2400 meters above sea level.

Yang An was really tired after crossing the river, but Bell and Wang Shi patted his shoulders to applaud him. Guan Xiaotong even rubbed his shoulders and rubbed his shoulders. This good girl is really a caring little girl ... uh, Being a good girl is a bit big, so be a good girl!

When everyone crossed the beach and wiped their feet and changed their shoes, Bell and Wang Shi came over and said to the eight people, "Today you have to complete a special task! Join forces to build a residence that can accommodate eight people, which will allow you to Spend the night alone and safely! I will carefully observe the performance of each of you, and the worst performer will be punished. "

"Punishment?"

Everyone was hungry and tired, their bodies were still wet, and they all fell into disappointment at the hearing and punishment.

"What kind of punishment is it?" Yang An asked.

Bell asked with a smile: "Have you watched my show? Some people say that I am a man standing at the top of the food chain. Those that are supremely delicious for me, for you ..."

"Oh! No!"

All the slumped everyone was frightened and shouted in awe, followed by the most terrible thing about Pei!

Eat!

[Its taste is good, chicken flavor, quack and crisp, and protein is five times that of beef! 】

【Hey! I caught it, it struggled very hard! We cut off its head and the rest can be eaten raw! 】

[This one tastes like gathering all your friends' booger, stuffing it into a sausage, and then you eat it! 】

These shrewd lines do not dare to recall, especially there is a moving picture, Bell eats caterpillars in order to survive, bite it, snorted, gush out ... ah ah! There was an awful cold for everyone, and they dared not even imagine!

"I don't get punished!"

"Absolutely not!"

"My God, let me starve to Nepal!"

"What about that Bengal tiger yesterday? Let's bite brother!"

Everyone held their heads to protest, and sighed in the sky, suspecting that they were born in a variety show, or they were funny or swearing, several photographers who took pictures were happy, and the power of Bell's words was so great. , This paragraph is definitely something to watch!

Time was running out, and Bell started to take classes.

Choosing an address has become a headache again. Generally speaking, to survive in the wild, all are taken from local sources, trees, huge stones, and various plant stems can be used to build houses.

The location should be as secretive as possible, such as close to a safe cliff, sheltered from the wind, under a huge tree trunk, etc. The less noticeable the better.

This time, we collectively discussed and thought that yesterday's plant wall worked well, and this time we will continue to make camouflage.

After talking, with the permission of Bell and Wang Shi, everyone began to collectively make a cottage, similar to a land giant bird nest that can hold ten people.

The men went to find thick trunks and used them as fences around the bird's nest. Liu Yuxi and Zhang Junning, who had better physical strength, went to look for small branches and leaves to camouflage. Guan Xiaotong and Wang Luodan stayed at the encampment site to clear the debris of different sizes on the river beach.

Moving stones is manual work, cutting trees is even more manual work. In order to find enough solid trees, Yang An can only keep looking for trunks that are more than ten centimeters in diameter, and if they are dead trees, those straight plants, Take a machete to cut, you can only cut a little white mark ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Hey! Take a look at what we found! "

Liu Yuxi and Zhang Junning together held several branches with bright red fruits. At Bell's prompt, these were edible wild fruits. Everyone had not eaten for more than 18 hours. Although the fruit could not fill the stomach, it was moisturizing. Soothing the throat is also good.

Two hours later, the bird's nest was disguised, with fences blocked by stones and thick trunks on both sides, mountain walls on one side, and two layers of fences on the open side. Only one entrance was left, and the ceiling was also built. Thatched cottage with soft leaves on the ground.

"Perfect camouflage!"

Everyone really sighed at seeing their masterpiece.

Bell came to comment, and personally went in and experienced it: "It's a success, let's go find the food!"

Eat, no food for 18 hours, everyone is hungry.

According to their experience in the jungle, everyone quickly divided up their work, Guan Xiaotong went fishing, Liu Yuxi and Zhang Junning went on searching for wild fruits. Yang An and they considered that there was water here as well as fish. They could try to catch fish with spiked spears.

After more than an hour, everyone returned empty-handed.

If you have n’t eaten for 20 hours, the sun in the plateau area is very big, and the skin of those who have sunburns hurts. Even if the girls apply sunscreen, it will not help.

The wild fruit is not full. Only two one-finger small shrimps were caught in the shallows. The deep-water area did not dare to go down because of the fear of crocodiles. The idea of ​​catching fish with a spear also failed, and it was difficult to see larger fishes.

As for fishing?

Seeing Guan Xiaotong and Wang Shi returning empty-handed, the last hope of the crowd was shattered and no fish could be caught. Huang Bo screamed: "There are only small insects with shells here, not even earthworms!"

Shabe sighed: "Because earthworms can't stand altitude sickness ..."

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