One Punch Man King Engine

"Speaking of which recently, the sight of peeping at me has not disappeared. Could it be that I am really being targeted by a stalker?"

When Saitama was walking on the road, he always felt that there was a vague gaze on him, and as long as he turned his head, that gaze would disappear for a short time. [WWw.SuiMеng.lā

"Well, I became a hero out of interest three years ago. So far, I have defeated many evil people. It is not surprising that some people will resent me. It is nothing to be hated, but this feeling of resentment and anger, If it turns into a twisted love like the one expressed in many TV shows, then how should I face it?"

"Homosexuality is justified, homosexuality is not sinful!"

"Homosexuality should not be discriminated against!"

"Homosexuals need human rights too!"

Just when Saitama was in a daze, a large group of parade people holding various gay slogans came on the street.

"Comrade, take a look at our flyer. Homosexuality is not as bad as you imagined. It even has indescribable comfort and unstoppable touch." A sturdy man in a prison uniform with a stubble on his face gave Saitama published a gay flyer, loudly proclaiming, "Homosexuality is the future!"

Saitama stared blankly at the gay flyer in his hand, and he sighed slightly after a long time. How can I accept this... twisted love?

Genos has always followed Saitama's pace closely, his electronic eyes are fixed on the leaflet in Saitama's hand, thoughtfully, he took out his notebook and quickly wrote: "Don't treat the enemy differently!"

"Comrade, follow us to publicize, and we will have gifts at the end."

"gift?"

Saitama's eyes lit up, and he shouted loudly, "Homosexuality is innocent, homosexuality is justified!"

Clap!

Genos dropped the pen in his hand, and he frowned, thinking carefully whether he should continue to be a teacher, I, Genos, a virgin!

However, when he thought of the strength of his enemy, he gritted his teeth and picked up the water-based pen, tilted his head and thought for a while, and wrote: "Teacher... fag, I need to learn housework such as washing and cooking in the future."

"Comrade, shout harder, after the parade is over, we will give a gay magazine as a small gift!"

Saitama was stunned.

Gay magazines?

He turned his head and left, he couldn't catch up with the special sale in the supermarket!

Unexpectedly, after a while, he hadn't reached the special supermarket yet.

"Ah!!! There are strange people!"

"Wow Kaka, Scarlett Johansson, you will never escape my palm."

An arrogant laugh spread far and wide in the street.

"Help!"

An exquisitely beautiful blonde with a hot body and a stylish dress staggered out of the cafe, followed by a real weirdo.

The weirdo's head is a video camera, his chest is a camera, his left and right are recording pens, his right hand is a tracker, and his whole body is composed of various paparazzi equipment.

"Is that Scarlett Johansson?"

"That's right, the female star who plays the wife of the strongest human in the League of Legends, nicknamed the emperor."

"I didn't expect a female star to come to this small cafe to drink coffee."

The citizens watched the scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping around in astonishment. After a while, hey, no, it's weird! They finally came to their senses and started to run away crying and crying.

"Everyone run!"

"Notify the Hero Association."

"Cherish life, stay away from female stars."

"Crack!"

The weirdo followed the blonde, the camera above his head was turned on, and was shooting continuously, and the camera on his chest kept flashing, taking pictures one by one.

"You can't escape. I'm a stalker. Ever since I became a member of the paparazzi, I've worked hard on all kinds of stalking skills. Because I was too persistent, I became a weirdo. Wow, there's nothing wrong with being a weirdo." , at least my tracking skills have improved significantly."

The stalker goes after the blonde and ignores everyone else.

"Hey, you're not stalking, you're chasing!"

Suddenly, a word of affirmation came out of the screaming and running crowd.

The stalker immediately exploded, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and said furiously, "Who? Which bastard dares to question my stalking skills? I'm going to kill you."

"its me!"

Saitama squeezed back and forth among the fleeing crowd, his bald head bouncing and shaking like a tumbler.

"Phew, it's finally out."

After a while, Saitama emerged from the crowd, exhaled lightly, and looked refreshed.

"Are you a weirdo too? A weirdo with marinated eggs?"

The stalker looked suspiciously at the corned head who squeezed out of the crowd. Is this guy the same kind?

"No, I'm a hero." Saitama smiled and said, "I'm a hero out of interest."

"Are you a hero? I know you...scavengers who specialize in killing monsters. Speaking of which, I'm going to follow Scarlett Johansson, the most famous female star, and go to the strongest man..."

Before the stalker could finish speaking, a fist in his eyes suddenly enlarged and reached his head in an instant.

Hey, whose fist is this? so big!

boom!

A punch to the head, extremely bloody.

Saitama flicked the glove that was stained with some fleshy foam, and muttered: "I said it a long time ago, the supermarket specials will not be able to catch up, and you still talk so much."

"Fufu, thank you...thank you for saving me."

Scarlett Johansson looked at Saitama slightly out of breath, her pretty face was full of gratitude.

"You're welcome."

Saitama shook his head, turned around and went to catch the supermarket specials.

Scarlett Johansson saw Saitama leaving without hesitation, her beautiful eyes lit up, she was full of splendor, powerful strength, and a chic figure, oh~

She was inexplicably emotional, and under the sway of spring, she hurriedly shouted, "Hero, I wonder if I can have the honor to invite you to play the flute together tonight?"

Saitama paused, and then waved his hands, "No time." People are getting more and more stingy now, and they are reluctant to invite me to have a cabbage hot pot for saving their lives, but instead invite me to blow the flute? I don't know how, besides, it's better to go home and listen to music than blowing flute, it's easy to operate and nice to hear.

Clap!

Genos' pen fell to the ground again.

"Huh~"

He took a deep breath and wrote down in his notebook, "Teacher... fag +1."

...

"Hey, Emperor Tong, did you find anything?"

King looked weakly at Tong Di who was observing his surroundings carefully. Originally, according to his wish, he should stay in Graceland to play games, but Tong Di said, "Uncle King's powers of observation, reaction and deduction are very outstanding, so I should help you." ", making him unable to complain, why didn't I know that I was so awesome?

"Uncle king, where's the sexy prisoner uncle? Why isn't he in the car?"

"Oh, he looks like he's going to a gay parade nearby."

"What, the sexy uncle prisoner is just lazy."

In the car, the chain toad was driving the car, the sharpshooter was sitting in the co-pilot, the king was sitting in the back seat, Tong Di frowned and was thinking about something, Bang Gu and Super Alloy Black Light stayed in Graceland to learn from each other!

"Ah, weirdo, run."

"Everyone, run and notify the Hero Association."

"Hero, where is the hero?"

Some citizens rushed out of the street in panic.

"Huh? There seems to be a strange person?"