Me, Adventurer! - Undoubled Skills Are Flat Magic

Soon the sunset will hang on the horizon. Time to go home. The crow isn't ringing, but you can hear a demon rattling from the dark woods called Gaga.

In the meantime, disarm both bandits. Take off your protective gear and pants, gather your weapons and go around. I took my pants off to tie up the bandits. I don't have any weird hobbies.

I don't even want to see the little dirty Osama snake hairs and pants, but I can't help it. I will strip the bandits of their statues while trying not to touch them. Something smells even more motivating. What is this torture? What a curiosity that you couldn't do any damage in battle, but you'll do damage after you've been defeated. Jerkin 'Forgive me. Seriously.

Dark Elf Daughter was strangely quiet while I was trying to struggle while saving resentment for an enemy country I still hadn't seen. When I wondered what you were doing, you were staring at that blade with my material stripping knife in your hand, with some kind of face in mind. Oh, I don't want this.

Going all the way to one of the bandits who was stretching out eating a drop kick, she shook up a knife that she held backwards with both hands.

I move quickly and stick to her hips.

"No, you can't!

"Patience! Please, you missed it! These guys get our ottons and ocans!!

"So you can't do that!!

"Why not!? These bandits, no! Why are these guys good to kill, and we're not!?

"Not so! That's my material stripping knife, so if you want to use it, use that dagger!

"... Huh?

"And would you be grateful to make him a guy with a broken head and arm, not that guy?

A dark elf daughter, who was half frenzied, stopped moving with a face taken lightly. He stares at me with a surprised face.

The creature's body, especially the large mammalian bones, is surprisingly stiff. When poorly hit, even metal blades are easily chipped or distorted. It's not that expensive of a knife, but it's the first knife I've bought since I became an adventurer, so you're attached to it. Sad to be broken.

"Enemies, right? Fine, I won't stop you. But I'm the one who got these guys, so you want me to keep my share, too. Hand over the bandits alive and you'll get more Alliance Crusade Points.

When you hand over bandits and criminals to your guild alive, they add their share of profits from selling you as a criminal slave to your points as a contribution. Handing it over to the city guards won't give you anything and it will be handled as a bona fide cooperation, so it would be better to take it to the guild for a bargain.

"The guy who's holding down his crotch and groaning with those two fainting thinks he's going to make a point because his injury is mild. But the guy with the broken arm and the shattered teeth, it might take some time to heal, or he might not heal anymore, right? That doesn't make a point, so I can use it here to clear up your sister's depression.

"... you look cute and think about Elieg...

I was so pulled. Dark elf daughter comes down looking at me with jito eyes. Yeah, no, I don't want a point.

Human rights for bandits? What's that, delicious? If there were inevitable circumstances and you had to dye your hands on the crime, anyway, these guys were bandits as a job, so there's no room for sympathy.

Dark Elf, did my daughter get out of the poison, let down the knife she was sighing and shaking up, and gave it back to me. After that, I didn't do anything, I was just blurry and watching my work.

Maybe he brought it to tie up his dark elf daughter, the bandits had ropes. Because it wasn't long enough to tie everyone up, Rope used it to pearl the necks of the bandits. When you take them, if you resist alone, everyone's neck will be tightened. "One For All, All For One," one blames everyone, one blames everyone! The devil's train. That's why.

The end of the rope is covered by woo. I want to go for a walk, and I'm so adorable like a dog who brings a drawstring (lead). Are you glad you were entrusted with the job, or even more adorable that you keep waving your tail with patties. It shrivels that five Osama in underwear are connected to each other.

"Shall we go back to the city, then?

I started traveling with all the bandits tied up in the back hand, but walking slowly, not only to the bandits, but also to my dark elf daughter. It feels like a toe-bottoming. At this pace, it gets dark by the time we get to the city.

"Excuse me for a second.

"Yikes!?

I turn behind my dark elf daughter, hands behind my knees and back and hug her up. It's called a princess hug. Lighter than I thought. My thighs looked chilly from my torn skirt, but thin and meaty. Maybe life in the village wasn't very wealthy.

"Hey, what the hell!?

"Fine, I'll bite your tongue when you talk. Woo, I'm in a bit of a hurry.

Woo replied with the rope cleverly clamped, "Woohoo," so he activated his physical enhancement and ran out.

"Wow!? Himself, you're awesome! Can we run at such a speed?

"I can still run fast though. Because you won't be able to follow me back.

It's a bit of a fast walk pace for me and Woo, but it would be pretty tight speed for a bandit tied in the back hand. Especially the guy who got his groin punched by me (Rising Sun). He runs cleverly with his disgusting inner crotch so as to put up with the pain.

Still, they all manage to follow. If you're late, your neck will be tightened. Pretty desperate.

"Damn, remember, you fucking kid!

"I'll definitely kill you!

"Heh, I can still afford to throw up evil. Woo, it looks like it's okay to be a little faster. Let's go home and have dinner.

"" "" "I'm sorry! I won't tell you anymore!

Quite the breathtaking people. Only mercenaries, maybe teamwork is good. It wasn't a bad collaboration. By the way, the reason why there are five people but only four people have replied is because the head has broken teeth and can't talk. I hear when I talk with broken teeth, my mouth cuts out of crisp. As soon as I woke up, I was bleeding badly trying to throw up evil. You're an idiot.

"... pup!

Oh, my dark elf daughter laughed.

"Kuck kuck..., yourself, that's funny. What's bothering me is making me look like an asshole.

"What, why me?!? It's the bandits who are weird!

I'm a serious 7-year-old. I didn't know they would say it was funnier than all the bandits as Yogore in many ways.

"Ahaha, I'm sorry. No, you didn't thank me for the help yet. Honma, come on. We're from Sea Elf's" Kikka ".

"I'm an adventurer's beat.... Sea Elves?

Isn't it a dark elf? You're another species. Sure is a dark elf woman. Bong! Cu! Bong! Imagine, but this girl is shrugging! It feels like. Never stoned. Looks like he's got some hips fired.

"The sea elf cunt is, as it were, Zubari, the elf cunt who lives in the sea. You don't belong in any country, you live trading all over the place by boat. Originally, they did woodland elves, but it was the first time someone who was good at the magic of wind and water moved to a sea where it was easy to help. My skin is dark with tanning and my hair is white because the tide may have stained it. Sometimes blonde babies are born back to their ancestors?

Oh, my God! Wasn't it just a tanned elf or something? Speaking of which, I've also heard stories about black Arab races that are genetically just white people who have sunburned. Is that the elf version of it?

"My Otton and Okan said they settled down in the village of Senna because we were born. And then we were 10 years old, and the next time my buddy's boat came, I was telling him to get on it and go out to sea again, and then three years later, my buddy's boat came, and I was worried something was going to happen to him, and this bandit. Homma, it's a disaster.

"Hmm. How many bandits were there that attacked the village?

"Is there going to be about 20 of us? Let these guys in.

I see. Four platoons with four subordinates for one captain, or squadron size? I guess that's all you're roughing up around here because undercover assignments will be hard to do if you're in a very large area.

If an adventurer were to head for a crusade, I wonder if he would need two to three times as many people. It's not just a bandit, it's a mercenary regiment disguised as a bandit, so it should be much more sophisticated than a regular bandit. I want to put a piece on it at once in an overwhelming amount. Otherwise, they'll take hostages. There must be a young woman in jail.

"... hey?

When I thought about it, Kikka was hesitant to talk to me.

"What?"

"Myself, you're still a comma, Eli. Strong, huh? Famous adventurer. What?

"No way. It's been a month or so since I was an adventurer, huh? I just got to Dorton yesterday, too.

"Huh, but I'm subjugating a meadow wolf, and I'm sure it's strong. Looks promising in the future...

That said, after a little thought, I came to talk to him with a determined eye.

"You know, I think it's thick to have help, but I want you to do us one favor.

Something seems desperate. Sounds like a pretty unscrupulous favor. Could it be the extermination of a bandit? I think you can afford it if you open your magic all the time. Well, let's just ask. Judgment comes from that.

"Mm-hmm. Well, what if I could?

Kikka's eyes take it even more seriously. This seems to be serious at last. No way, you wouldn't even tell me to take down the jerkin behind you, would you? That could be hard on boulders. Dealing with one country carries a heavy load on a single adventurer. If you're just going to assassinate the summit, you're going to be able to. If the army is also fully magical, then we can manage... that, isn't surprisingly difficult to think of? Do you think I can handle this on my own?

"Oh, no... no..."

Pretty starving. This sounds like something I should really listen to.

"Um, I want you to buy us!!

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Haaaa!? What are you saying all of a sudden, this girl!?