Me, Adventurer! - Undoubled Skills Are Flat Magic

"Ha, help me!

"Yeah, fine.

"Ha, ha, ah, huh?... really?

When she returned a simple answer to the cry of her rushing dark elf daughter for help, she listened back with an unexpected look. I guess I said I was helping.

Me and Woo stood in the middle of the street and waited. The dark elf daughter is running this way from about 50m forward. Bandits are coming after us about 50 meters further behind. The bandits will see me already.

That could be the way this girl talks...

"Ha, ha, those guys are bandits! Our village was attacked, and we were the only ones who ran away to get help!

Kansai Valve! Seriously!? Why is Dark Elf Kansai Valve? No, Dad and I didn't know where the dialect was either. If that's what you mean, Ali... is it?

"Ha, ha, if you think small, don't kid! I don't care if you say 'help', but you'd better run, too. Yes! Oh, wow! There are meadow wolves!?

"Oh, don't worry, you're one of mine. He's so smart.

Dark Elf, my daughter came to my present and stopped. You're breathing a lot. I'm greatly surprised to see Woo, but Woo himself is calm. I'm sitting next to my right and I'm being brushed over the head by an adult.

"Ha, ha, heh, yeah, what?... Akan! Even if they catch up!?

While we were talking, the bandits chased us and spread to surround us. I guess that means I'm not going to let you get away with it. Roughly evenly, it was surrounded by a radius of about 5 m.

"Damn, I almost did...

Dark Elf Daughter scorns the bandits with regret.

"Ha, ha, why are there kids and meadow wolves here?

"Ha, ha, kid or not, meadow wolves are troublesome. Oh, hey, watch out!

"" "" Ha, ha, go!

Short-haired mojah in front draws attention to all other bandits. This guy looks like the boss. And these guys are breathing a lot too. You lack exercise. I don't take it personally.

The bandits each have a dagger in their hands, a one-handed sword, a one-handed axe, etc. No one has a weapon with a long range, like a bow or a spear. Easy to do. Protective gear is the vest of leather armor and fur. Something like a bandit. Similar jobs? But maybe that's what it is.

"Hey kid, give me that girl there! And then you're gonna miss it!

"Shit. You're gonna take me away, too, or you're gonna kill me if you resist, right?

Quick answer. There's no reason to miss me in this situation.

"!... Shit, the kid said it was a strange spin of wisdom. Oh yeah, if you're grown up, keep him alive for a while and say," But no!! "Yi... ahh?

I just cut off the line on my head and put on the line I wanted to say once before I died. That feels pretty good, this. My head is making my eyes black and white.

"Are you going to take me to Jerkin and enslave me? A man can't be a goblin nursery.

"Huh!? Head!?

"Why did you do that!? Holy shit, it's Nanimon!!

Both bandits jitter the siege in the dew. You got confirmation again. These guys are Jerkin's handlers. That is, the enemy of the village chief.

"I'm just an adventurer. Still running out, though. Well, we're done confirming, and we don't have to talk about anything anymore, okay?

"The kid! So disappointing, Gubbu!?

Pack the distance straight with all your might while your head is talking, then keep the momentum and pound the flying knee kick into Moja's jaw. From the mouth I was forced to close, my front teeth broke and splashed.

"I'm telling you I'm not gonna talk to you.

When I landed, I grabbed the chest of my collapsing head, spinning and gaining momentum on the spot, and then threw it at the bandit who was to my left. You can't swing by a boulder with one hand like a village chief.

"Oh, freaky Gwah!?

Leaving behind a weird line and all the bandits blowing up their heads, leave them alone, and I'll run further to that left bandit.

"This kid's gonna do (...) pretty good! Watch out!

Only mercenaries are supposed to be quick to rebuild. Ignoring my dark elf daughter, I've surrounded myself with three people left who judged me a threat. But it's late.

With a sword like a pluck, I cut off (...) the one-handed sword that the bandit in front of me has waved down. He's a craftsman who can do it because he's coated on a plane.

"Become!? Guuuuuu!?

In a frightened gap for a moment, he taps the left upper into the bandit's gold. Just the right height. As long as it's painful as the same man, but starting tomorrow, live as an ottoman (real).

"Kill!

A bandit pokes me with a sword from behind, but I've already grasped it with signs perception. If you twist your body and avoid the sword, kneel and set up a foot payment as it is.

"Whew!? Guh!?"

I greet the defenseless medulla prolongation of a bandit who laid still and head sliding with a one-spin jumping needle drop in the air. One spin is service.

Never rise from a kneeling position on a stunned bandit, roll and distance sideways.

A few pieces of my hair, a one-handed axe with a horizontal giraffe rips off.

"Shit! You're avoiding it! He's a pussy!

"Hmm, you're a mercenary even if you rot. That was a pretty sharp gesture.

"... do you even know that? I shouldn't keep you alive more and more.

I often tell you that I was willing to kill you from the start. I stand up and pay the dust on my body with my left hand.

"Don't worry, I'll let you die without suffering Gah!?

A knife grew in the bandit's right upper arm. He threw a knife for material stripping that he snuck into his nose, pretending to pay off his body dust. I didn't practice a throwing knife, but I stabbed him well because he does good everyday... not. Actually, I planted a planar magic null on the grip of the knife, and with it I controlled the angle and position and stabbed it. Plane magic, too convenient.

Packing the distance all at once toward a bandit who showed a deadly gap, he steps through and jumps on both feet while maintaining that momentum.

Bandits try to pull out a stabbed knife and use it as a weapon, but it's too late.

The bottom of my boot captures the bandit's jaw beautifully. It's a drop kick. The eaten bandit fell from his back to a large letter and lost his mind after about three conical rotations with a circle. Pretty brilliant. Lots of hits. You're talented, you're being hit.

Okay, now we're all cleaned up...

"Khaaaa!?

Thought so.

Turning to the one who spoke, Dark Elf's daughter was caught by one of the bandits. A dagger is stuck to his neck. There were still bandits out there? I thought, he was the guy who was rolling with his head thrown at him. Apparently, it wasn't a lot of damage. Lucky guy.

"Chi, stay away! Drop your weapons! Otherwise, this girl will die!

Whoa, I got a template line! This guy has qualities for being hit, too. Well, all the other bandits are down with brilliant blows.

"Weapons are about this?

I stretch my arms at the tip of the sword toward the bandit.

"Come on, don't point it at me! Yeah, get rid of him!

A bandit tilts his head to avoid a pointed cut. It would be too frightening.

Dark Elf Daughter seems to be frightened and unable to speak by a dagger placed on her neck muscle.

I can't help it. Turn the sword around and grab the blade part, pointing the pattern towards the bandit.

"Hehe, that's fine. It's a hassle. Then throw it away and go back..."

"Ho.

Before the bandit finishes giving instructions, I throw the sword up. Draw a parabola as the swordfish circles in circles. The moment everyone's gaze follows it upwards,

"Gauah!!

"Bye!?

Wu bit into the arm of a bandit with a dagger. Boulders are born hunters, you don't miss gaps. The bandit removes the dagger and the dark elf daughter escapes into that gap.

Woo pushes down the bandit and shakes his head hard. I hear a bump and a broken bone coming from a bandit's arm. Sounds painful.

"Get off me, you son of a bitch!

A teary-eyed bandit punches Wu in the nose and tries to peel it off, but Wu leaves herself momentarily before that and bites back into the arm she's been hitting the other way around.

"Ahhh, my arm, my arm!?

I hear a bump and a broken bone again. With both arms broken, you won't be able to peel them off anymore. Bandits can only scream deaf and can't resist. It's time, okay?

"Woo, wait!

Wu stopped the movement perfectly and let go of the bandit's arm, which he was wearing. And he comes and sits right in front of me, and he looks at me and he's shaking his tail with a pat. "Atashierai, right? Praise me! Praise me! 'It feels like I said. My body's grown, but you haven't changed how cute it is.

"Okay, well done, Woo. Eli Eli."

I stroked my head and ears around. Woo is in a good mood for shaking his tail with a boom, but this is more of a reward for me. Rough hearts heal in battle… it's a lie, it wasn't as tough a situation as rough. But I stroke you! Why? There's a dog in there!