May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 [Tram Samurai]: The Fallen Angel Chai Samurai, I have never had a girlfriend in 16 years. I'm a really useless boy. I don't know how to associate with girls. Can you teach me? What should I do? I would love to hear the opinions of girls.

　　 At the other end of the screen, a pair of seemingly useless hands is typing on a laptop computer fast.

　　 [Abandoned Fallen Angel Chai Samurai]: What a lovely boy, you can, let my sister teach you step by step.

　　 After clicking send, the owner of this pair of waste wood hands finally couldn't help but laughed out: "Puff ha ha ha, is this guy stupid? Really think I am a girl? Puff ha ha ha..."

　　 "Hey! Hurry up and settle the account for me!" the customer in front of Madao scolded.

　　...

　　 Just as Xin Ba Ji had just finished reading the last message and before he had time to reply, Madao sent another message...

　　 [Abandoned Fallen Angel Chai Samurai]: Do you want to meet in reality next time?

　　 "Uh, what's going on, I suddenly feel that this person feels very uncomfortable..." Xin Baji felt a chill involuntarily.

　　 [Fruit Bintai Samurai]: Where will you meet?

　　 "Why is this fruit Hamaji samurai biting me?!" Xin Baji couldn't help but spit out loudly, "Didn't you say that you can only talk about samurai beliefs here?!"

　　 [Abandoned Fallen Angel Chai Samurai]: Obviously you are lying to him, you are stupid! Hundan, go to the XX website for the rest of your life!

　　 [Fruit Bintai Samurai]: Let me cut my belly... Let me cut the belly... Let me cut the belly... Let me cut the belly... Let me cut the belly... Let me cut the belly... Let me cut the belly...

"What the **** are these people doing?" The corners of Xin Ba Haw's eyes twitched, but when he looked closer, he suddenly found a slight difference, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. [Fruit Bintai Samurai]!"

　　 The other side of the screen, the owner of the [Fruit Bintai Samurai] account, is using his orangutan paws to swipe the screen crazy on the keyboard...

　　...

　　 [Fruit Punch Samurai]: What kind of guy are you? ! How dare to use a name similar to mine, rude fellow!

　　 [Fruit Bintai Samurai]: Don’t be confused! Change my name right away!

　　 Looking at the two people who started arguing and couldn't see the end, Xin Baji couldn't help but complain again, "Enough is enough! Can such an indifferent dispute be so intense?!"

　　 Xin Ba Ji finally got tired, and lay down on his back, and sighed softly, "Sure enough, in this age of only caring about yourself, how could someone care about my little troubles~"

　　 Just as Xin Ba Ji was thinking about it, the computer's information sounded again.

　　 [Silver Samurai]: Tram Samurai, what are you afraid of? What are you panicking?

　　 Seeing this screen name Shin Baji was shocked, "[Silver Samurai]...No way!"

　　 [Silver Samurai]: Are you afraid of failing your date? Are you afraid of being dumped? So worried about being hurt? you idiot!

　　 "Yin Sang! Why... why do you know..." Xin Ba Hao stood up in disbelief, and looked around him, "Is it here?"

　　 [Silver Warrior]: There are two things that people fear, that is death and shame! I think the guy who is not afraid of death is stupid, but I will never laugh at the guy who is not afraid of being ashamed! I like this kind of fool! Let go! Tram samurai! Don't be afraid of shame! Tram samurai! Even if you lose someone, you will become strong at the same time! let's go! Tram samurai!

　　 Seeing this, Shin Baji finally plucked up the courage to go out, but he didn’t notice that [Silver-haired Samurai] also sent some messages...

[Silver Samurai]: By the way, I am called Yinsang, and I used this trick to trick my girlfriend, you idiot~ She is in the aftermath, she wears glasses, she has a superb body and is really super cute~ Lie down now By my side~you idiot~ (tweeted)

　　 Xin Ba Ji will never know, the text I saw was typed out by a pair of pig's trotter...

　　 [FPS house squatting waste wood warrior]: To add, upstairs is just a sow.

　　 [Silver Warrior]: Who is the sow! You bastard! The sow can only be called by Yin Sang!

　　【FPS house squatting waste wood samurai】: What is this? Is it a dedicated hog?

　　[Silver Warrior]: Hey? Dedicated... Are you saying that I am Yinsang’s dedicated meat [BEEP—]? Ah, why, why am I so excited!

　　 [FPS house squatting waste wood samurai]: No, no one said that...

　　 [Silver Samurai]: Unexpectedly, on this network, I can still meet people who know me so well, you are not bad!

　　 [FPS house squatting waste wood warrior]: Not bad you are tall! No one said that!

[Silver Samurai]: ps: Last mention, if you see the message, if you don’t send the message [Silver Sang and Little Ape] 10,000 times within three days, it will be on the night of the fourth day. Two o'clock was solved by Xiao Yuan, the aftermath. This is true~ PS's PS: My friend actually went missing after reading this message~

　　 [FPS house squatting waste wood warrior]: The real sow! PS: If people who see here don’t come to Yoshihara XX store to spend 1 million yen, they will be dealt with by Yoshihara’s [Baihua] in the evening two days later, and then when they wake up on the third day they find that they are either above or above. The bottom will become a soft natural roll. PS PS: This is true! I have a friend who didn’t come to consume, so even his hair and even his personality turned into soft natural curls...

　　 Seeing these two messages, a gorilla and a certain wig seemed to be struck by lightning...

　　 [Fruit Punch Samurai]: I said, did you see the Fruit Punch Samurai? ! If you see, can you cooperate with me one person to Yoshihara and another person to forward 10,000 times!

　　 [Fruit Punch Samurai]: Okay! It is necessary for us to negotiate! See you! At one o'clock in the afternoon, I will wait for you in front of the Kangxiang at home!

　　 [Fruit Bintai Samurai]: I see! Then I will hold fruit punch in my left hand! Fruit Punch Samurai Please be sure to hold the Fruit Punch in your right hand!

　　【Fruit Punch Samurai】: Understand!

　　...

　　 "Hey, Yueyue, I want to go out~" Jiang Cheng walked to the door of Yueyong's half-covered room and shouted inside.

　　 But there was no reply for a while, Jiang Cheng poked his head in curiously, only to see Yueyong tapping something cautiously against a laptop.

　　 "What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

"Ah!" Yue Yong didn't expect Jiang Cheng to come in at this time, and was startled. "It's nothing, I'm just trying to get some customers for those wandering girls who can't get them, but I'm not very proficient in this... "

　　 "Huh?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the screen curiously, "A good way to use the Internet to attract customers~"

　　 "By the way, what did you just say?" Yue Yong asked.

　　 "It's nothing, just going out~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "When I see your door open, I want to say hello to you or something."

　　 "That's it, but this time it's better not to cause any amnesia."

　　 Seeing Yue Yong's slightly threatening expression, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva and quickly patted his chest to promise: "No, no! Absolutely not!"

　　...

　　 "Hey, does that kid want to go to war?" Ginshiro looked at the Shinbachi, who was wearing a temple guard uniform and holding a wooden sword not far away, and said, "There is an unusual atmosphere around..."

　　 "That's it, no wonder Shinchan's behavior is a bit strange recently~"

　　 "According to the time stated in the letter, the girl is almost at Aru!" Kagura took out a letter that was secretly stolen from Xin Ba Hao and said.

　　 "Hey, what are you doing here?" Jiang Cheng had just finished buying the game, but when he found silver on the roadside, Kagura had three of them with Miao.

　　 "Ah, isn't this Jiang Chengsang?" A Miao turned her head and smiled and greeted Jiang Cheng.

　　 "Ba Ji wants to leave the silver sauce and step up the adult ladder Aru alone." Kagura summed it up very well.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng didn't understand at all, but when he looked into the distance, he saw Xin Ba Chi with cat ears, and instantly understood, "It turns out that this is the way~ Xin Ba Chi is dating the three of you here. What's the matter?"

"That's it, let's not be light bulbs here," Yin Shi turned around and was ready to go. "Next, let this kid invite us to eat some good things, UU reading www.uukanshu.com me Just three cups of strawberry parfait..."

　　 "Then I want the Italian mellow cuttlefish egg soy sauce durian flavored Aru!" Kagura raised his hand and said.

　　 "What kind of flavor is that!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but vomit, "What else is [this kid treat]! What did I say to treat! Can you just make a simple decision!"

　　 "Then I can barely make Aru with the natto flavor of cod cheese ot mushroom soda sandwich!" Kagura said again.

"What kind of strange taste is this! And the point is not this!" Jiang Chengzhen served the girl in front of him, "Don't think about treats or anything recently. After the last amnesia chapter, my activity funds have been lost. It’s deducted to a limit. No, I just finished buying the game "Anti-Terrorism Survival Jedi Elite Island Half-Life Battle at the Dawn of the Future", this game is out of money..."

　　 "The name of your game is similar to the strange flavors that Kagura said!" Gin Shiki vomited.

　　 "This may be the heir of our Shimura family, his mother, I have to verify it with my own eyes." A Miao said, holding his hand.

　　 "What you said is too far away, you will become a woman like three aunts and six poos in this way." Yin Shi waved his hand and said.

　　 "What if the child's name has the word "Jian" in it? Wouldn't it give birth to a great comedian?!" Ah Miao retorted.

　　PS: There is an artist named Shimura Ken in Japan.

　　PS's PS: Myo’s father, Shimura Sword, is a spoof of this artist.

　　PS's PS's PS: You may know, but I just want to add a PS. Can you beat me~

　　 "How could there be a girl with the word "Jian" in the name!" Yin Shishi retorted loudly.