May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Huh huh?"

　　 Jiang Cheng glanced at the squeaky New Baji, and didn't know what to say, but then thought that somehow he was the most normal adult around New Baji, and finally let down the game controller with a light sigh.

　　 "So, did you ask me for advice because you were going on a date?"

　　 Jiang Cheng invited Xin Ba Ji to sit down, turned around and took out two cans of Coke from the refrigerator. One can was handed to Xin Ba Ji, and the other one opened by himself and took a sip and asked at the same time.

　　 "Ah...for the time being...it's like this..."

　　 New Baji's twisted expression looked at Jiang Cheng's chill.

　　 "Hey, I'm sixteen years old anyway, do I need to be so nervous on my first date?" Jiang Cheng vomited blankly.

　　 "It's the first time that's why I was nervous!" Xin Baji blushed and retorted loudly, and then added in a low voice, "And I don't know if this situation counts as a date..."

　　 "Hi hi, so, do you want me to plan for you?" Jiang Cheng then asked.

　　 "Uh...I always hear Yinsang say you are popular with girls...so I want to hear your opinion..." Xin Bajia said with courage.

"Actually, I don't have much experience, things like dating," Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment, then continued, "After all, we have been on the battlefield at your age, but we have to say that the times are really different~ "

　　 "Hey? He was on the battlefield at the age of sixteen?!!! So early?!" Xinba Hao was shocked, "So the dead fish-eye natural roll was also on the battlefield at the age of sixteen?!"

　　 "Almost..." Jiang Cheng paused and continued, "Let's talk about business. Since it is your first date, then as your elders, you have the obligation to help you plan your plans! Tell me about the specific situation!"

　　 "Actually, I don't know if this counts as a date..." As he said, Xin Ba Ji took out a crumpled letter and carefully handed it to Jiang Cheng.

　　 Jiang Cheng opened it up, good fellow!

　　 [As a thank-you gift for saving me last time, I chose what I thought was suitable for the new Bajijun and sent it. Although it is not a good thing, but if you can wear it, I will be very happy! If you can, I really hope to see you again and thank you in person. If you don’t dislike it, please contact me~ I'll wait for your call~——Ximi]

　　 After seeing the signature, Jiang Cheng directly sprayed out a sip of Coke.

　　 "I'm also entangled. Does this count as a date at all? Even if it is a date, can I really go?" Xinbaji lowered his head and said endlessly, "I am the captain of the Teramen Pass Guards..."

　　 "Hey, calm down, New Eight Chi-jun," Jiang Cheng shouted, and at the same time glanced at the cat's ears that New Eight Chin didn't know when to wear, "Go if you want."

　　 "Hey! I... I... I didn't want to... go... go to that kind of date!" Xin Ba Hao raised his head and waved his hand to deny.

　　 Seeing Xin Ba Ji's flushed face, Jiang Cheng was speechless for a while.

　　 "Hey, if you don't want to go, what is the one you wear on your head?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

　　 "This...this..." Xin Ba Ji was interrupted again by Jiang Cheng before he found a reason.

"I don't know what you are afraid of, or what is terrible about this kind of thing, can you just go boldly?" Jiang Cheng took a sip of Coke and then said, "Afraid of being broken in love? Or is he afraid that the other party just simply wants to express Thanks? Actually, it doesn’t matter! The important thing is whether you [stand] up! As long as you want to [stand] up then you should be brave..."

　　 Before finishing the last sentence, two kunai flew from outside the door, right in the head of Jiang Cheng.

"Hey! Why is it that what I said in the front is quite good, but the taste is changed from behind! What do you mean "stand up"! Do you think I am the same as the stalking gorilla who is in estrus every day?!" Xin Ba Chi said loudly Tucaodao.

　　 "Don't pay attention to this fool," Yue Yong's voice came, "This guy's brain has not been normal."

　　 "I just think that the new eight men have reached the age when they should [stand] and want to pierce into the new world..." Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai from his head as he got up and explained.

　　 "Hey! What is that metaphor! What does it mean to pierce into the new world!" Xin Ba Hao roared.

　　 "Huh? Don't you like to pierce this adjective? It's better to use [捅]..."

　　 Jiang Cheng still didn't finish, and was kicked by Yue Yong again.

　　 "You won't get any useful advice from this idiot," Yueyong said as she took out a bucket of lubricating fluid, "Anyway, remember to bring this with you."

　　 "It doesn't make a difference!" Xin Bajia vomited, "It's just a date! It's just a date! I don't need such a thing!"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng got up and said again. "Dating is not about two young men of the opposite **** looking for a dark movie theater to watch a dark movie, and doing something like this in a dark environment. For things like that, after watching the movie, two people find a dark hotel..."

"Why is it all black!" Xin Ba Haw was almost driven crazy, "The date should be pink! How come you are all black! And what you want to do in the dark Ah! This is too early!"

　　 "I think this idiot makes sense." Yue Yong interrupted.

"It's still Yueyueming's affair. Isn't the purpose of dating just to be able to do things like this?" Jiang Cheng asked rhetorically, "Moreover, it's not that there is no pink. You can see it when you turn on the light. That touch of pink... Well!"

　　 Jiang Cheng's head was directly pressed to the floor by the angry new eight.

　　 "Do you just want this work to be cut? You want to say that part! What do you want to say about that part!" Xin Baji screamed, his eyes full of bloodshot eyes.

　　 "I just want to say that the teddy bear is pink..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly, "The teddy bear I bought is pink!"

　　 "Ghost believes! I never said there was a teddy bear at all!"

　　 "Well, calm down," Jiang Cheng comforted, "Anyway, take these balloons just in case."

　　 As he said, Jiang Chengcheng stuffed something into Xin Ba Hao's pocket.

　　 Xin Ba Hao threw the things Jiang Cheng put in his pocket directly on the ground, "You don't need this kind of thing anyway! It's not the kind of date you said!"

　　 But just after finishing talking, Xin Ba Ji was stunned, because they were really a few balloons...

　　 "I was just thinking about blowing up a few balloons, maybe she would like it," Jiang Cheng said, picking up the balloons that were thrown on the ground, "And didn't you say you want pink? Are these pink balloons bad?"

　　 "Ah...Private Marseille..."

　　 "Huh? What kind of humility are you telling me?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused, "You don't think of a crooked idea, right? That's not going to work, New Bajijun."

　　 "No, no, absolutely no!" Xin Ba Hao's head shook like a rattle, "I'm just afraid that the balloon will explode and scare her! That's it!"

　　 "Forget it, that's all I have to say," Jiang Cheng said with a wave of his hand, "Anyway, just clean up your appearance and go straight away. Girls of this age are not resistant to boys' sweet words."

　　 "Bring this too." Yue Yongzai pointed to the two barrels of lubricant and said.

　　 "No... forget it..." Xin Baji walked out with his head down.

　　……

　　 After coming out of Yoshihara, Shinbaji walked aimlessly on the street.

　　 "Obviously I found the person who is most likely to help me, but I still didn't have any useful advice..." Xin Bajia muttered in a low voice.

　　 But just after the muttering, Xin Ba Ji looked up but found that he didn't know when he had already walked to an online tea room.

　　 "Why don't you ask for help online!" The new eight haws flashed, and at the same time stepped in.

　　……

　　 Shin Baji turned on the computer, gave himself a name of [Tram Samurai] in the forum, and then began to speak.

　　【Tram Samurai】: I rescued a girl from an uncle Erotic on the tram. She said she wanted to see me again to thank me personally. Is this a date? Also, what is dating really like? ————Xxxx year x month x day x point x point

　　 Compared to the idiots around me, I would rather ask for help from someone I don’t know. Although I don’t know how to use a machine, I can’t help it, so I can hear the opinions of all kinds of people! Xin Ba Hao couldn't help giving a thumbs up to his cleverness.

　　 Ding Dong.

　　 Just when Xin Ba Ji had just finished thinking about it, the computer showed that it had received a reply.

　　 [Fruit Punch Samurai]: Tram samurai, this is not a place to talk about love, but a place where the samurai shouts for their faith! You have deviated so far, leave me immediately! ————Xxxx year x month x day x point x point

　　 "Ah, I'm so angry, this man," Xin Baji said to himself, "It's clearly called Fruit Punch..."

　　【Tram Samurai】: I’m sorry~www.wuxiaspot.com~Fruit Punch Samurai, I’m actually very bad at the Internet, but I’m really troubled now, can you help me? Fruit Punch Samurai Mulberry?

　　————Xxxx year x month x day x point x point

　　【Fruit Punch Samurai】: Not a Fruit Punch Samurai, it's Katsura! !

　　————Xxxx year x month x day x point x point

　　 "Then you have a fart screen name!" Xin Ba Hao roared, even the people around who were surfing the Internet were startled.

　　 [Fruit Punch Samurai]: Let me cut my belly... Let me cut the belly... Let me cut the belly... Let me cut the belly... Let me cut the belly... Let me cut the belly... Let me cut the belly...

　　 Why are you so hostile! Fruit Punch Samurai! This guy is really annoying, I really want to drag him out of the screen and beat him up! Xin Ba Hao frantically complained in his heart.

　　 But at this moment, Xinbaji received a new message.

　　 [Abandoned Fallen Angel Chai Samurai]: Don’t go too far. As long as you are a samurai, you can speak freely in this BBS. By the way, everyone calls me a sword-holding little Xi Shi~ I am a beautiful and lustful frivolous female swordsman~

　　 is a girl! This person may be able to listen to me... Xin Ba Hao started typing on the keyboard while thinking like this...

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　　 Today’s chapter, I’m really sorry, my stomach hurts so much when I get off work, I can’t even drive the car, and my girlfriend went to pick me up from my work... (Maybe it’s too cold and I took two breaths...)

　　 Rested at home until more than eight o'clock, only to endure the code for a while...

　　 Make up the owed weekend... In addition, the contract was sent out today. If you have an investment opportunity, you can order a little...

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