May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 70: : Explosion does not require a principle! Just like the temper of a menopausal mother..

   "You actually said that the factory manager is a pornographic! What a joke!" Gin Shizuku stood up instantly and retorted, "Uncle he is the benefactor who takes me in!" (Japanese horror is similar to pornographic pronunciation.)

   "Although I don't understand what you are talking about, pornography? Molecule?" Yamazaki didn't know, so, "Speaking of which, boss, what's the matter with you?"

   "I can't accept myself as a fool in the past, I am determined to make everything happen again..."

   "Boss, you..." After a while of silence, Yamazaki finally said, "That's right, although it's a pity, but you did seem like a fool before at first glance. Even the director and Captain Okita are inferior to you..."

   Just then, a voice came from behind the three of them, "Hey, you three, we are about to start working."

"I can't say any more, then I'll leave," Yamazaki said, pulling up Jiang Cheng, who was immersed in the lunch box and picked vegetables from the silver lunch box from time to time, "I also took this guy away. After all, he It’s too dangerous to stay here, there might not have been weapons of mass destruction, because this guy, maybe..."

   Suddenly, Yamazaki stopped, listening to a somewhat familiar voice behind him.

   "Sakata-san, can you help see my justwe, how about it?"

   Kondo also wore a workman's uniform, and at the same time handed a justwe to Gintoki.

   "That's it," Yin Shi took the justwe and looked at it in his hand, and then said, "It would be better if you make it more happy, Gorilla Sang."

   "Kundan, what are you doing here!" Yamazaki blasted Aosuji and punched Kondo.

   "Gorilla-san!" Gintoki shouted and rushed to the fallen Kondo and helped him up, "Gorilla-san. Cheer up!"

   "Mosimosi, I found an idiot, hi hi, I will take him back now." Yamazaki said while dialing the phone.

   "Jimmy, what are you doing?!" Gintoki turned his head and complained for Kondo Naruto.

   "The gorilla Santa has amnesia like me! His nerves are very thin, and if I don't coax him well, he will get off the line immediately!" Yin Shishi shouted.

   "Amnesia?!" Yamazaki is obviously a little confused, "Chairman, aren't you? You're already such an idiot, and you are still playing something as troublesome as amnesia! Do you want to be even more idiot?!"

   "Jimmy, you said too much," Gin Shiki retorted. "Even if you are an idiot, an idiot has an idiot's troubles."

   "Stop talking, I'm fed up with it, you guys will really make trouble for people!" With that, Yamazaki walked towards Kondo, "Anyway, chief, you come back with me soon."

"Stop it!" Kondo retorted while holding a few justwes, turning his head and sobbing, "I am determined to become the No. 1 justwe expert in Edo! I have made an agreement with the factory manager! No matter what, I must take it. Show him the first one!"

"Hey, calm down the three of you!" Finally, after a long time of thinking, Jiang Cheng said, pointing at Yamazaki with his ak in his hand, and said, "Is this guy pretending to be our acquaintance and wants to do something to us? Fraud? Abduct the amnesiad gorilla into the circus or something?"

   "How is it possible!" Yamazaki retorted.

"No, this possibility is very high, Jiang Chengsang..." I don't know when, Kondo has already come behind Jiang Cheng, carefully hiding behind Jiang Cheng, "Hey, who is your kid?! Purpose What exactly is it?!"

   "So did you say that? I was sent by Shinsengumi to undercover!" Yamazaki shouted.

   "Don't move!" Jiang Cheng took the ak and forced Yamazaki to the corner. "Hold your head in your hands and turn your back!"

   After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng winked at Kondo. Kondo knowingly walked over and fumbled around on Yamazaki's clothes. In the end, he only found a mobile phone.

"Only a mobile phone, there is no evidence to prove your identity!" Jiang Cheng snorted and pointed ak at Yamazaki again, "Hey, what is your purpose?! Do you want to sell the gorilla to the circus or to sell it? To Madagascar?!"

"That's right! What is your purpose?!" Kondo also pointed to Yamazaki with the ak, "Is it the female orangutan who sent me back to do [BEEP——]?! Did you bring the photos?! "

   "Enough! I really don't want to vomit anymore! And even if there is no female orangutan looking for you to cooperate at the end of the world, you will die of this heart, please!" Yamazaki shouted at the wall.

   After listening, Kondo clutched his chest and fell down, as if he had received a heavy blow.

   "Gorilla!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

   Gintoki quickly walked over, helped Kondo take a look, and shook his head at the same time.

   "The end of the world..." Kondo murmured, rolling his eyes.

   "You are so faint! What did you do to the orangutan?!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

   "I didn't do anything! I don't know anything! Why does the heart of the orangutan become slenderer than a piece of grass after amnesia?! Please someone tell me!" Yamazaki turned his head and shouted.

   "So didn't you say it? If you don't coax it, you will be off the line immediately. Do you take what others say as wind?!" Gin Shizuo replied.

"Who knows it turned out to be true! This guy is famous for his thick-skinned face! Every day and every day in front of a stalker like in heat! A perverted stalker who has been beaten countless times without changing!" Yamazaki once again Retorted.

   "Even if you say that..." Yin Shi just wanted to refute, but suddenly saw Jiang Cheng's state is not right, Jiang Cheng held his head with one hand and ak with the other, "Hey! What's wrong with you?!"

   "Ah..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, "I can't tell, I always feel that this feeling is very familiar, this kind of feeling of pointing at people with ak...Is this the job I did before?"

   "This kind of work is that kind of work?! Robber?!" Yamazaki spit out frantically.

   "Well, I actually have a sense of familiarity. During the body search, maybe the two of us were partners before?" Kondo didn't know when he also came over and analyzed.

   "Huh? You ghost partner!" Yamazaki was going to be mad, "You are a policeman! Police chief! Not that kind of robber! You caught the robber!"

   "Suga, I know..." Kondo took out the ak again and pointed at Yamazaki, "Hey, you guys admit it! Admit that you are a robber!"

   "Hey! Your head is really sick! Even though I just said that the idiot's memory loss is even more idiot, but you also acted too fast!" Yamazaki replied.

   But at this moment, Jiang Cheng, Kondo and Gintoki were sitting on the ground and discussing something in a low voice.

   "Hey, how do you deal with this virginity?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice, and at the same time gestured his neck with his hands, "Would you like..."

   "No, I don't think this is good." Yin Shi shook his head decisively.

   "I think it's okay, after all, it's just a virgin..." Kondo said.

"Let’s vote with a show of hands. One: Put the sign [I am a virgin robber who has no sense of existence] on your neck; 2. Put [I am a virgin robber who has no sense of existence] in the chrysanthemum. The one who chooses one raises his left hand, and the one who chooses the second raises his right hand!" Jiang Cheng proposed.

   "Say it in advance, don't peek at other people's answers!" Kondo said with a mouthful.

   "Then turn around, and no one will look at anyone," Gin Shiki suggested.

   "Yo Xi, that's it." Jiang Cheng turned around first, and the other two did the same, "One or two!"

   "Hey! What are you arbitrarily deciding there!" Yamazaki finally couldn't bear it, turned around and kicked the three of them one by one.

   More coincidentally, Kondo that flew out happened to hit the Justwe that had just been placed on the ground, so...

   Boom! ! !

   "Gorilla Sang!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

   "So didn't you say it?!" Gintoki got up and pulled Yamazaki's collar. "That guy has very slender nerves!"

   "No, I don't think this is the case," Jiang Cheng retorted, "maybe it was too hot, so it exploded."

   "No, I don't think it is, it is December now!" Yin Shi retorted.

   "That's what it said," Jiang Cheng murmured, "It might be because the weather is too cold, maybe my physics and chemistry are not good, maybe there are substances that explode when the weather is too cold."

   "I don't know much about this..." Yin Shi squeezed his chin and replied, "But the explosion may not require a principle! Just like the temper of a menopausal mother, it will explode!"

   "It makes sense..." Jiang Cheng was lost in thought again.

   "Obviously not, hey!" Yamazaki exclaimed, "Obviously justwe exploded! Obviously it was a bomb!"

  " So ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Jiang Cheng nodded, "Sure enough, justwe is incomplete, justAK is complete. "

   "It's a big head! Isn't it the same dangerous?!" Yamazaki spit out frantically, "It is already certain that this is the den of terrorists, let alone this, let's run away! Before they come..."

   As soon as Yamazaki finished speaking, he heard the voice of the factory manager from behind him.

   "So, you are a running dog of the shogunate!" The factory director led a group of employees out, looking at Jiang Cheng and the others with an unkind expression.

   "Enough!" Yin Shi yelled at the factory director, "Isn't it just being laid off by the shogunate! It's not guilty of doing this!"

   "It's useless to say more, since you know it, it's impossible to let you leave here alive!" The factory manager said with a grin, and then waved his hand.

   A group of factory workers understood in an instant, and rushed towards Jiang Cheng and others.

   "Hurry up and run!" Yamazaki shouted.

   "Why run!" Jiang Cheng sipped disdainfully, and at the same time raised the ak in his hand and fired at the people who rushed forward. The bullet hit the people's feet and instantly stopped them all.

   "Hey, all stand facing the wall, holding your head with your hands!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

   "Hey?! Hey?!!!" Yamazaki was really convinced.

   "What a joke!" the factory director shouted, and at the same time he took out several justwe and threw them at Jiang Cheng.

   Please refer to the shooting game that came with Xiaobawang when I was a child in the following screen.

   [The factory manager threw a justwe. 】

  【Jiang Cheng shoots successfully, plus 10 points. 】

  ……

  

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