May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "So are you," Yue Yong said, leaning against the wall, took out his cigarette, took a sip, and looked at the distant sky.

"Hey, can you two stop like this!" Xin Ba Haw said with a black face, "It's exactly the same as a group of married women and complaining about her husband! Miss Yueyong is fine, what about this old woman? What's going on!"

　　 "Hey! Your four eyes are really awkward!" Granny Dengshi shouted.

　　 "Who would marry an unreliable man who would only stay at home and play games, or suddenly disappear for two weeks, don't talk nonsense!" Yue Yong retorted.

　　 "That's what I said, the natural curls of my silver hair are almost the same..." Mother-in-law Dengshi answered.

　　 "Hey! It looks more like now than before!"

　　 "Speaking of speaking, I have found the location of the two idiots," Yue Yong took out a folded piece of paper and handed it to Xin Ba Ji.

Xin Ba Ha looked at the two pieces of paper he was handing in front of him, lost in thought, and could not be calm for a long time, but in the end, Xin Ba Ha raised his head, looked at the mother-in-law Deng Shi and said, "I will keep you from Kagura. The relationship between Yin Sang..."

"Hey! You kid is too popular!" Mother-in-law Dengshi threw the piece of paper she took out to Xin Ba Hao's head, "Who would marry that kind of unreliable man! Unless! My brain is severely burned!"

　　 "This condition has been fulfilled! This face has already been splashed with sulfuric acid!" Xin Baji retorted.

　　 "Whose face did you say was splashed with sulfuric acid! Do you want to die? Your four-eyed virginity!"

　　 Ignoring the noise between the two, Yue Yong glanced at the direction of the House of Everything, turned around and left.

　　……

　　 The factory manager looked at the uncharacteristic virgin man in front of him, then looked at the resume in his hand, and asked aloud, "Yamazaki...what is the word behind?"

　　 "Retreat, Yamazaki retreat!" Yamazaki replied.

　　 [Yes, I'm from the government's armed organization Shinsengumi...] Yamazaki was called off by a street writer before he could even think about it.

　　扑街 Author: Please condense the memory troubles to less than five words.

【Hey? ! 】Yamazaki thought about it and started the memory again, 【I’m an undercover agent! 】

　　……

　　 The factory manager wearing glasses led Yamazaki to the workshop.

　　 "Suga, it turns out that you have also been laid off," the factory manager said as he walked. "Recently, the streets are full of unemployed samurai."

　　 [Of course it was not a layoff. Wherever I went, it showed that there was a suspicious atmosphere in the incident. Yamazaki thought to himself while looking around.

"I used to walk the rivers and lakes with a knife on my waist." Finally, the factory manager led Yamazaki to the production workshop, and said with some emotion, "That's it now. There are many buddies here who are down-and-out samurai like you. . All of them are in the same way, get along well."

　　 After finishing speaking, the factory manager looked at all the employees who were working on the assembly line and shouted: "Everyone, new people have joined!"

　　"Good!"×2

　　 Hearing the sound, Yamazaki looked over. It didn’t matter if he looked at it, only two familiar ones appeared there...

　　 "Huh—! Are you two... the owner of the house of everything and... the owner of that place?!!! Why are you in this place?!"

　　 Talking, Yamazaki walked up to Gin Shi and Jiang Cheng, and whispered: "It's me, Yamazaki of Shinsengumi. Actually, I sneaked into here to do a secret investigation because of some secrets."

　　 "I kindly tell you that these two guys have amnesia, and the past has been forgotten." The factory manager reminded him behind Yamazaki.

　　 "Amnesia?!" Yamazaki was shocked.

"That's what happened, I'm really embarrassed." Yin Shi said with an apologetic expression, "You seem to be my old friend, but I can't remember it. Well, who are you from the Zhenseng group? Can I call you Xiaoxin? ?"

　　 "Hey! I told you it was a secret investigation!" Yamazaki quickly stopped, "Ah, I also missed..."

　　 "No, it's called virginity, right?" Jiang Cheng frowned and raised his head and said.

　　 "Ah, it's true that you said that, no matter who sees him, he will think of the words [inconspicuous virginity]. It's just like the name." Yin Shi nodded, noncommittal.

　　 "Hey! Did you two really lose your memory?!!!"

　　……

　　 "Hey! Boy, what are you doing?!" The factory manager stood in front of Yamazaki and reprimanded, "If you make a mistake in this kind of assembly linework, everyone will stop!"

　　 "Private...Private Marseille..." Yamazaki replied softly, lowering his head.

"Do you think it's useful to apologize?!" the factory manager cursed, "how many times do you want me to say it! What's the problem with this!" With that, the factory manager personally demonstrated it again, "put this on this and then Put it here, isn't it all right!"

　　 After finishing talking, the factory director arranged an assembled justwe on the table.

　　 "What the **** is this doing?" Yamazaki picked up the justwe and asked, "What the **** is this factory producing?"

　　 "Are you an idiot?" The director of the factory naturally continued, "Of course it's justwe production."

　　 "So, I just ask you what this justwe is!" Yamazaki picked up justwe and asked at the factory manager.

　　 The entire justwe is made of three parts, a red cylindrical shape, a hemisphere with eyes and mouth painted, and two small wooden sticks acting as arms.

　　 "Justwe is justwe! It's neither big nor humble!"

　　 "It's just a waste at all!" Yamazaki exclaimed, "Looking at this, there is no enthusiasm for work, okay!"

　　 "It doesn't matter if you don't have the heart! Just do it!" Then, the factory manager looked at Yin Shi on the other side, "Look at someone Sakata..."

　　 I saw that Yin Shi was assembling Justwe at a rapid speed, and the table next to it was already filled with Yin Shi's assembled Justwe.

　　 "As expected of Sakata, a batch of justwe was mass-produced in an instant!" a worker said with emotion.

　　 "It seems that the next director is him..." The director of the factory also said with emotion, and at the same time he looked at Jiang Cheng on the other side, and rushed over without getting angry.

　　 "Hey! What are you assembling here?!"

　　 "justAK!" Jiang Cheng said, holding up an AK47.

　　 "Hey! How did you assemble the ak with these things! It's too unscientific!" Yamazaki vomited.

　　 "Ah, this," Jiang Cheng said as he gave Yamazaki a demonstration, "first put the hemisphere on the cylinder, and then insert the two wooden sticks into the hole of the cylinder, and finally the [boom] is done."

　　 After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng held up the justak he had just completed.

　　 "Hey! It's something else entirely! What happened at the moment of [Boom]?!" Yamazaki vomited, "What happened at the moment of [Boom]?!"

　　 "In fact, it's not just [咚], it can also be [Ka], many people even use [Woohoo] instead, but I don't recommend it~" Jiang Cheng said solemnly.

　　 "Can you change so much by adding a modal particle?!" Yamazaki exclaimed.

"What did you kid do with the raw materials I worked so hard to prepare?!" the factory manager scolded, "if you can't, go and ask Sakata more! Obviously they entered the factory at the same time, look at you, you Look at Sakata again!"

　　 "Very annoying, uncle," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "I can't get along with that guy..."

　　 Looking at Jiang Cheng and the factory manager who were quarreling, Yamazaki didn’t know what to say...

　　……

lunch time.

　　 After Eunari and Gintoki were dragged to the factory by Yamazaki, the reason was of course that they were worried that they would reveal their identities while eating.

　　 Three people are sitting on the steps, Yamazaki is in the middle, and Jiang Cheng and Gintoki are on both sides of Yamazaki.

"Yes...I haven't caught any clues here...Yes, but it's not completely absent...such as ak..." Yamazaki said to the phone and looked at Jiang Cheng at the same time. I heard even more shocking news, "Huh! Really?! I understand! I'll be back soon!"

　　 "Two bosses, I'm going to retreat from here!" Yamazaki put down his phone and said to them, "The director seems to be missing..."

　　 "Jimmy, don't get discouraged because of that. No one can do it well at the beginning, you have to adapt." Gin Shiki said with a serious face.

　　 "That's it, if you work hard, you can make what you want like me! For example, justDT and the like." Jiang Cheng also said seriously.

"Who do you call Jimmy! Although I did come here to do the [confidential] investigation," Yamazaki shouted, while looking at Jiang Cheng, "Also, who wants to make justDT that you like! Don't add to others without authorization. What a strange dream! Also, the justAK you made is outrageous! How did you make it!"

　　 "Even if you say that..." Jiang Cheng frowned slightly, and was about to talk about www.wuxiaspot.com but was stopped by Yamazaki.

"Anyway, you two had better leave quickly. The factory manager here is actually telling a big lie." Yamazaki continued to persuade. "It seems very humane on the surface. He has been hiring down-and-out samurai, but I heard that it is actually They are wooing the barbarians and attempting to rebel and overthrow the shogunate! There are also rumors that the barbarians are secretly producing weapons here, and they have a large number of lethal weapons to engage in terrorist activities. In short, there is nothing good."

　　 "Although I said that, I only investigated this stuff..." Yamazaki sighed and took out an assembled justwe.

　　 "This is the wrong installation!" Jiang Cheng took the justwe back in an instant, completed the disassembly and reassembly in the blink of an eye, "This is the justAK I personally assembled for you, you must remember us~"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn’t hide his sorrow, one hand brushed his face, and the other hand passed the ak47 in his hand to Yamazaki. “Although I have only known each other for such a short time, but...the kind of calmness to face himself [for a lifetime They are all humble virginity] mentality, I really... admire you! Uuuuu..."

　　 "Who do you think is destined to be virgin for a lifetime!" Yamazaki exclaimed, while throwing his ak on the ground, "Also, why do you want me to give me this kind of farewell gift?!"

　　 "No, don't think about it too complicated, if you add this, it will become [the unremarkable virginity of a lifetime with ak], and the number of words has become longer," Jiang Cheng said solemnly.

"It's just more ak! Others have not changed at all! Hey! It's better to [the unremarkable virginity for a lifetime]!" Yamazaki was so angry that he wanted to hammer Jiang, "Also! Don't assemble this kind of thing, okay! Go on like this! You will become an accomplice of that terrorist factory manager!"