May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Kagura-chan, are you okay? Don't be aggressive..." As he said, Shin Baji looked at Kagura on the side.

　　 "It's okay Aru... As long as you have an umbrella, it doesn't matter..." Kagura replied feebly, then stood up, "but I'm a little thirsty, I'll go to the river over there to drink..."

Seeing Kagura heading into the distance, Shin Baja finally reacted, and shouted at Kagura: "Did you see the river?! You must never cross that river!" (Note: Japanese legends died after seven Within a day, you will reach the underworld after crossing the Three Ways River.)

　　 While talking, Shin Baji rushed forward and threw down Kagura, stopping Kagura's footsteps.

　　 "Father... let me go..." Kagura raised his face and said weakly, "boxing or something, I have enough... I really want to drink water..."

　　 "Who is your daddy!" Xin Ba Hao spit out and looked at Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng behind him, "Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang, it's not good, Shen Le is going to cross the three-way river!"

"That kind of thing deceives the children," Jiang Cheng stood up, and at the same time he lifted the already hot Harita on his back and shouted at Kagura, "Kagura, come here, we Let's go to the old woman on the bridge over there and ask for a bowl of iced mung bean soup."

　　 "Hey! Your one is almost the same!" Xin Ba Hao roared.

　　 "You are the one to coax children," Gin Shiki said disdainfully, and at the same time walked to Kagura, patted Kagura's face, "Hey, Kagura, cheer up..."

　　 "Idiot daddy, I'll continue boxing..." Kagura, with his dull eyes, was still immersed in fantasy.

"That won't work, my eyes are dazzling," Gin Shiki looked at Kagura's eyes and said, while leaning down to lift Kagura on his back, "I will carry her and drink some water in the river over there..." said Then he started walking towards the other side.

　　 "Hey! Didn't you see it too?!" Xin Baji quickly grabbed the two of them.

　　 "What are you shouting? Can't you see it?" Gin Shiki retorted, "Ah, there are flower gardens..."

　　 At this time, Sakamoto staggered over and said, pointing to Ginshi, "Oh! Isn't this Miss Aling? Marry me..."

　　 "How come you are so fast!"

　　Yinshi is going to Santuhe here, and Jiang Cheng is going to find Po Meng. Xin Ba Hao is not good when he stands in place.

　　 But at this moment, a passenger pointed to the sky and shouted, "Then, what is that?!"

Then everyone raised their heads and looked at the bigger and bigger black dot. The black dot got bigger and bigger and got closer. As time went by, it finally showed a complete outline, which is three. A spaceship!

　　 "It's a spaceship! Someone has come to rescue us!" a passenger shouted.

　　The rest of the passengers also cheered happily...

　　 After the spacecraft landed, Sakamoto scratched his head in embarrassment to Lu Oku, "Ahahaha, I really trouble you, Mutsu, made you run so far to pick me up..."

"This kind of thing is not an example," Mutsu replied helplessly, "Our ship is for business, not a rescue team. As the boss, you are always like this, brothers are very embarrassed, and you don't even say hello. It's not an example to run out and wander around."

　　 "I'm so embarrassed, I really like a woman who likes the earth better, hahahaha."

　　 "You are really unpleasant, why are you still alive..."

　　 "Haha, Mutsu, you just have a bad mouth."

　　 "Sakamoto-san, this is..." Shinbaji polished his glasses and looked at the large spaceships, and then asked.

　　 "Oh, it's called [Quick Rescue Team], it's my personal fleet..."

　　……

　　At this time, all the passengers had boarded the fast rescue team's spacecraft, and Sakamoto took a new eight-jaw to visit in the cabin.

　　 "This ship is not designed to fight in the air, the hull itself is a company." Sakamoto explained.

"the company?"

"Yes, I drove this ship to do some large-scale transactions, reselling items between various planets, just to get some trade," said, the two had already arrived outside the cabin, Sakamoto glanced at the bright metal cannon on the spacecraft. Guan continued, "However, the universe has not been peaceful recently, so I have equipped some weapons like this."

　　 "Sakamoto-san, it seems that you just look a little stupid." Xin Baji said with emotion, lying on the guardrail.

"Ahahahaha, why do you boast that I want to cry..." Sakamoto was a little speechless, but he went on to say, "It is neither force nor thought, but profit. It will bring both heaven and humans to the earth. I can seek reconciliation of the relationship if I want to benefit. I just defend my country according to my own ideas."

"It's amazing," Xin Ba Hae said with emotion, then turned his head and looked at the silver holding a wooden barrel to feed Kagura in the back. He sighed and said, "Our general has always been like this picture. Looks like."

"Ahahaha, that guy is really confusing, no, it's not that guy, it's those two guys," Sakamoto said and looked at Esari who was snoring softly with his eyes closed. "But look. By the time the two of them feel that nothing has changed, they are exactly the same as before... Some things about them are the same. Although I don't understand, I can understand..."

　　 Suddenly, Sakamoto seemed to have thought of something, "Suga, Jiang Cheng asked me for help..."

　　 But at this moment, a green tentacle wrapped Sakamoto's whole person several times and dragged it out. It was the new eight who discovered that many of the quick-relief team staff were recruited...

　　 "That's...!" Xin Ba Ji yelled in disbelief.

　　 "Ahahaha, it seems that the weather is still too hot, and hallucinations have appeared again..." Sakamoto, who was abducted by his tentacles, still had an indifferent expression, "Don't mind, it's just hallucinations..."

"what is that?!"

　　 "Monster!"

　　 Several crew members on the cabin were a little panicked pointing at the countless big green tentacles that emerged from the sand.

　　 "Is that..."

"That's a sandworm," Mutsu walked over and answered Xinba Haw’s confusion. "It is the creature at the top of the planet’s food chain. It should be a quiet guy, probably a group of people quarreling in the desert. Woke up."

　　 "I said you! Your boss has encountered such a big trouble, why are you so calm!"

　　 "It's because he is always reckless to behave badly," Mutsu shouted at the tentacles, "Sandworm! Kill the shaggy man, the lower body is the focus of the attack."

　　 "Do you have any deep hatred..."

　　 "Ahahaha, how could I die in such a place?!" Sakamoto took out his gun and rescued each of his companions who had encountered the same situation as him, but he did not save himself.

　　 "Everyone, run away!" Sakamoto shouted.

　　 The quick rescue team members who fell to the ground quickly ran to the spaceship.

　　 At this moment, a huge creature with a hard shell came out of the sand. It must be a sandworm that Mutsu said. At the same time, the entire hull began to shake violently.

　　 Looking at the sandworm that is bigger than the three ships combined, the new eight jokes can't help but panic, "Out, out!"

　　 Sandworm stretched out several tentacles and wrapped up the entire fleet.

　　 "Asshole! It intends to drag all the ships into the sand!" Mutsu scolded.

　　 "Use a cannon! Fire a cannon to solve it!" Sakamoto shouted.

　　 "If you fire the gun, Sakamoto-san, you won't be together..." Shinyachi shouted.

"Do not bother me!"

　　 "But, Sakamoto-san..."

　　Before he finished speaking, he heard Mutsu on the side giving the first order: "Prepare for bombardment!"

　　At the same time, everyone obeyed their orders and aimed their gun barrels at the sandworm.

　　 "I said you, I really intend to kill Sakamoto-san!" Shinyachi said angrily, "Isn't he the captain?!"

"[Never lose righteousness], we must not put all the passengers in danger for that guy alone, what we should do now is to save the lives of all the passengers!" Mutsu turned his head and looked at Shin Baja. "[Never lose the righteousness] But that guy’s mantra, that guy left his comrades fighting on the ground in the war against barbarians and went to the universe. Why do you think he did this? It’s for justice, he is thinking about the future of the country. The final painful choice, of course, was indeed painful. The war ended after he went to the universe..."

　　 "Although he was so painful at the time, he still continued to make his own decision. We were attracted by him and gathered here. Therefore, we must not do anything that violates his life creed!"

　　 "The bombardment preparation is complete!" a staff member shouted.

　　 "Fire!" Mutsu shouted, and at the same time two laser beams were directed at the sandworm body.

　　 The huge explosion not only successfully scared the sandworms into the sand, but also awakened Jiang Cheng on the side.

　　 Looking at Sakamoto who was about to be dragged into the sand, Jiang Cheng stood up reluctantly, "Hey, it's hard to get a rest for a while, what are you doing?"

　　 "Jiang Sang-san! Hurry up and save Sakamoto-san!" The new eight-jaw asked Jiang Cheng for help as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw.

　　 "Huh? How could that kind of snail threaten Sakamoto, are you kidding me?" Although Jiang Cheng said so, he jumped onto the barrel and Gintoki moved.

"Hey, that... snail, let go of Sakamoto..." Jiang Cheng didn't know where he took out a cardboard speaker and shouted at the sandworm, "That...think about your old mother at home, she Know that you will cry when you do this kind of thing?"

　　 "Hey! Does this method work?!" Xin Baji roared below.

　　 "So, didn't I tell you? This guy is just a fool!" Ginshiro shouted similarly.

　　 "Yin Sang..." Xin Ba Ji just wanted to be moved for a while, but after hearing the second half of Yin Shi's sentence, he was not touched at all.

　　 "That is obviously a conch!" Yin Shi disdainfully said.

　　 "Hey! The two of you are too much to compare each other!" Xin Ba Ji was not well.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng scratched his head and then shouted to the sandworm, "That... the big conch, let go of Sakamoto, think about your old mother in your hometown, knowing that you do this kind of thing will definitely cry Yes, I will definitely cry..."

　　 "Ahahaha, I think I should definitely die this time." At this time, Sakamoto only had his head exposed on the sand.

　　 "So, didn't I tell you to let Sakamoto go?" Jiang Cheng's tone changed suddenly, and everyone who heard him felt as if they were shivering in the freezing winter.

　　 "Why...what's going on..." It took a while for Xin Baji to wake up from the shock.

　　 "It's just murderous." Mutsu explained, and looked at Jiang Cheng who was smiling but could not feel any emotions, "That umbrella..."

　　 But at this time, Sakamoto was finally sent out by Sandworm, and Sandworm also escaped into the sand.

　　 "Sandworms are obediently obedient only by murderous intent, it seems that the rumors are true..." Mutsu murmured.

　　 "Ahahaha, it's still exactly the same as before." Sakamoto lay on the sand and muttered to himself, "I always wanted to say something to you, sorry, I abandoned you at the last moment..."

　　 "What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng jumped down, helped Sakamoto up, and said disdainfully, "You are not a man of your level, but you are not more than you are, and you are a lot less."

　　 Gintoki held Sakamoto on the other side, and said, "That's right, it's just a loud voice."

　　 "It's just ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ If you are about to fall to the ground at this level, I will look down on you, Sakamoto." Jiang Cheng continued.

　　 "What are you talking about fishing for the stars." Yin Shi muttered disdainfully.

　　 "But, we will always be on the ground, supporting you [Da Yi]." ×2

　　 "You..." As he said, Sakamoto's moved nose and tears welled up, and he rubbed the two crazily.

　　 "It's dirty! And, it smells!"

　　 "You can kill me!"

　　 "Woo woo woo, people are just moved~"

　　……

　　 Mutsu raised the corners of his mouth as he watched the three people hustling together below, but said nothing.

　　……

"Well, what you asked me to get before." Sakamoto said while throwing a stone at Jiang Cheng. "Your hometown, Hean Xing's meteorite. Although the whole He An Xing is gone, he still found it. some."

　　 "Ah, I almost forgot." Holding the fist-sized stone, Jiang Cheng said casually, and turned around and threw the stone to Harita.

　　 "At the beginning, I knew what you were thinking..." Jiang Cheng walked to the side and sat down and closed his eyes.

　　 "This is..." Harita murmured while holding the stone.

　　 "It seems that the plan has been exposed." Yue Yong said after taking a cigarette.

　　 "Plan?" Xin Baji asked in confusion.

　　 "Well, let Jiang Cheng take a look at his hometown's plan..." Harita replied honestly.

　　 Aside, Sakamoto was annoying Jiang Cheng, "Hey, listen to the wig saying that you are in Yoshiwara now, hey! Don't stop talking! At least give some point cards or coupons to your former friends! Hey!"

　　……

　　 (Sakamoto Tatsuma appearance, end!)