May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 Before Jiang Cheng and Yinshi could answer, suddenly I heard a huge explosion, and the entire hull of the spacecraft began to shake violently, and the passengers screamed...

　　 Then I didn't know who shouted:

　　 "The control room exploded! The driver was injured!"

　　 The whole cabin became a mess, sirens, screams, crying, and even prayers...

　　 "You're all done! Traitors who slapped the heavens in the wind! Go to death! Haha..." a robber who had been brought down before fell to the ground and said, after speaking, he began to laugh.

　　 But before he finished laughing, Jiang Cheng fainted with a kick.

　　 "Are the villain's lines so monotonous?" Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly.

　　 "It's not the time to talk about this now!" Yue Yong couldn't fight without getting angry, and shouted with the shivering Harita, "Harita was trembling with fear!"

　　 Looking at Haruta with a subtle expression on Yueyong’s chest, Jiang Cheng was speechless: "This kid..."

　　 Before finishing speaking, the entire hull began to tilt, and Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi almost fell to the ground.

　　 "Excuse me, passengers! Will any of the passengers fly a spacecraft?!" A lady flight attendant suddenly opened the door of the cabin and looked at the crowd of passengers and asked.

　　 "Whoever it is! Come and help!"

"Dead!"…

　　 All the passengers were terrified.

　　 But at this moment, Jiang Cheng looked at Sakamoto on the ground, and suddenly reacted, squatting down and about to lift Sakamoto, but he was stunned when he stretched out his hand, because Gintoki had the same idea.

　　 Then the two of them drove Sakamoto and rushed into the cab.

　　 "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! What are you doing?!" Sakamoto Chitong shouted, "Hey! Who are you?!"

　　 But when facing Jiang Cheng and Gin, Sakamoto had no resistance at all, and could only be dragged away.

　　 "Where are you dragging me?" Sakamoto asked.

　　 "You, I said you really liked spaceships before!" Gin Shiki said as he ran, "It should be okay to drive?!"

　　 "Don't talk nonsense! Our lives are now in your hands!" Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time.

　　 "How do you know? And, why is life in my hands? Don't say the unclear words!" Sakamoto replied, and at the same time raised his head and glanced at Jiang Cheng and Ginshi, "Hey, it seems like you have known each other..."

"Oh oh oh oh! Isn't this Jiang Cheng and Jin Shi?!" Sakamoto finally recognized the two, "Why are you two here? Long time no see! Jiang Cheng, Jin Shi! You can still meet here. What an adventure! Your relationship is still so good!"

　　 Then, Sakamoto clapped his hands, "Have a drink! Have a drink to celebrate... Wow!"

　　 The two did not give Sakamoto a chance to finish talking. At this time, they had reached the door of the driver's cab. At the same time, they pressed Sakamoto's face with force at the door switch. Soon after, the door opened.

　　 "Yin Shi, my name is Yin Shi, OK!" Yin Shi shouted.

　　 "Who has a good relationship with this guy!" Jiang Cheng shouted this sentence.

　　 At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally took a look at the cab. The entire cab was almost in ruins. The ground was covered with broken glass. All the drivers were injured to varying degrees.

A man who looked like a captain, wearing a blindfold, an explosive head and a beard, lay on the ground and muttered to himself: "That's it... I'm a captain, so let me sink with the ship. ...Everything on the earth is so missed...wow!"

　　 was stunned by Sakamoto's foot before he finished feeling.

　　 "Huh? Did I step on something?" Sakamoto wondered.

　　 "It's not the time to talk about those!" Gintoki rushed over as he said, but stepped on the captain again.

　　 "That's right, hurry up!" Jiang Cheng rushed over to carry Sakamoto and rushed to the bridge.

　　 "Bombs were installed on the ship, and it is difficult to investigate clearly." Sakamoto complained, and at the same time walked to the bridge and started debugging.

　　 "It's not good, everyone has started chanting Buddha and praying for superbirth!" Xin Ba Ji walked in with Kagura and Yueyong and said.

"Don't worry, just leave it to that guy." Gintoki waved his hand and said, while looking at Sakamoto who was operating in front of the display. "Although he is a bit brainless, he is really obsessed with spaceships. He is a guy who flies around and is active in the entire galaxy. For Sakamoto Tatsuma, operating the spacecraft is like controlling his limbs."

"That's right, just stay honestly at this time, find a comfortable place to sleep, and when you wake up, you will find that you have returned to the earth." Jiang Cheng said that he had piled up several pilots who fell to the ground. I got up and used it as a pillow, and lay down by myself, "It's still clean here, and the cabin is so noisy." After speaking, he yawned and closed his eyes.

　　 "Hey! How optimistic are you!" Xin Ba Hao roared.

　　 "Get up quickly! Had it not been for you, Haruta would not face this kind of situation!" With that, Yue Yong mentioned Jiang Cheng.

"Hey! I'm the victim, OK! It's you guys who forced me to come, OK?" Jiang Cheng retorted, but in the end he sighed and said, "I said that I don't need to worry about it. It's all commonplace for guys."

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he looked at Sakamoto, but he didn't look at it. He was dumbfounded when he saw it. He saw Sakamoto holding the two legs of a driver who was unconscious on the bridge and shouted, "Oh, you are ready! Let's go! !"

　　 "Really, there is no brain..." Just after Shinbachi finished complaining, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki instantly rushed to Sakamoto, pressing Sakamoto's head on the console.

　　 "That..." Sakamoto got up, his face covered with blood just about to say something, but was interrupted by Ginshi.

　　 "Hey, do you still want to take another punch?" Gintoki said to Sakamoto.

　　 "Ahahaha, it's the first time to manipulate such a large spacecraft, it's a bit confusing." Sakamoto replied.

　　 "Can you touch it here?" Jiang Cheng said as he lifted Sakamoto's left hand from behind and placed it on Sakamoto's head.

　　 "It hurts, it hurts!" Sakamoto yelled, while using his right hand to recover the left hand that was dislocated by Jiang Chengbai. "The main reason is that I don't know where the rudder is..."

　　 "Silver sauce, is this this?" Kagura asked, holding the hands of a comatose driver on the ground.

　　 "I can at least be sure it's not this." Gin Shiki replied.

　　 "It's a pilot! Let go of them soon!" Xin Baji shouted.

　　 "That, is that this?" Yue Yong raised the hand of the captain wearing the blindfold, "This looks like the captain."

　　 "Although those hands often control the rudder, they can't be the rudder either!" Xin Ba Hao said again.

　　 "Hey, it's not good, it seems to be falling on a certain planet!" Ginshiro shouted looking at the scene outside the window.

　　 "Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang! This is it! This!" Suddenly, the voice of the new eight harp sounded again, and then everyone saw something similar to a ship's rudder on the heights behind them.

　　 "Hey, I won't move at all..." Xin Ba Ji tried to turn the rudder, but it didn't move at all.

　　 "Boy, good job, let's hand it over to...Σ_(???"∠)Oh..."

　　 Looking at Sakamoto who came over while vomiting, Shin Baji was really not good, "Ah~! Don’t come here! Are you not a super spaceship fan? How come you get seasick and faint like this?!"

　　 "Ah, I do like spacecraft, but it is also easy to get seasick..."

　　 "Why do you have a love-hate expression on your face..."

　　 "Xin Ba Ji, it's okay, leave it to this girl! My dream in writing is to be a pilot!" Kagura said while competing with Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ji for control of the rudder.

　　 "You go aside! That's enough! This uncle is coming!" Gin Shiki shouted, "The principle of driving this kind of thing should be the same!"

　　 "I don't want it! Put my life in the hands of you two, I don't have enough life!" Xin Bajia counterattacked.

　　 "Hey, aren't you going to have a kick?" Yue Yong asked, looking at Jiang Cheng beside her.

　　 "That...actually..." Jiang Cheng began to tweak, "I didn't pass the test for my manual driver's license several times..."

　　 Yueyue: "..."

　　 Haruta: "..."

"Hey, laymen can't mess around!" Sakamoto couldn't help but reminded, watching the three people who were fighting for the control of the rudder. With the rudder broken, isn’t this kind of plot often appearing on TV? It must be prevented from happening..."

Speaking, Sakamoto walked forward, but at this moment, a piece of the spacecraft stirred Sakamoto's foot. Sakamoto reached out his hand and fell on his back, and just touched the rudder with his hand, and gave the entire rudder. Pulled it down.

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 "Ahahaha, this kind of plot still happened, ahhahaha."

　　 "[Ahaha] You are so big!" Gin Shiki roared.

　　 But at this time it is no longer helpful, the entire spacecraft fell towards the unknown planet...

　　...

"It's so hot, it's so hot that my mind is starting to rush into the past... It was finally saved... It's really dangerous..." Sakamoto wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, just for a moment, Sakamoto remembered the past. The scene of saying goodbye to Jiang Cheng in the war against barbarians.

"Rescued?!..." Yin Shi looked around him, "Can you be rescued in this situation?! I was forced to descend to this kind of ghost place that looked like an old woman's wrinkled face everywhere, all because You broke the rudder."

　　 "Forget about the past, men should look ahead!" Sakamoto replied with a light smile.

　　 "You still want to go wrong! You big hairy ball!" Gintoki shook Sakamoto's collar, shouting as he shook it.

At this time, the spacecraft made a forced landing on this unknown planet. The whole planet was full of desert at a glance. The sun hit the desert and the temperature was too high. Fortunately, there were no casualties on the spacecraft, and everyone survived. , Hiding in the shadow of the spacecraft.

　　 "It's hot enough...Stop yelling..." Xin Ba Ji said weakly from the side.