May Be the Fake Gintama

　　Yoshihara, Harita, who was watching TV in the house, was stunned when he saw Jiangcheng appearing on the TV, and hurriedly shouted: "Mom! Yueyong sister! Jiangcheng is on TV!"

　　 Then, Yueyong walked in with the sun wheel.

　　 Looking at Jiang Cheng on the TV, Yueyong was full of black lines, "Didn't that idiot say to buy the latest game?! Why did you participate in such a boring show!"

　　 "You said so, why do you want to record?" Hirin said with a smile.

　　 "I just want to record the stupid thing of this idiot!" Yue Yong said through gritted teeth.

　　……

　　 "Hey, who is the owner of the two and who is the pet?" Jiang Cheng whispered to the Xin Bajia next to Xiang Xiang.

　　 "The one who can talk is the master," Xin Baji replied in a low voice.

"Hey? Speak? Language? Don’t you think it’s weird? You can communicate with sea lions, right? I mean using [Sea lion language] to communicate, so what is the meaning of speaking in Japanese? Don’t you think it’s weird? "New Eight Chi-jun." Jiang Cheng murmured in a low voice, "That's absolutely foul, it's the same race as the pet, just like if I took the silver to participate in the pet competition, did we get the rules wrong? Isn’t it easier for me to take the silver to participate in the game? Isn’t it easier to win? After all, it’s easier to communicate with the same race, isn’t it? Hello?"

"I'm not a sea lion! I can't speak sea lion language! I am an earthling! An earthling! This is just a headgear!" Song Zaomu at the end of the screen finally couldn't help but yelled out while pulling the sea lion headgear over his head. Came down, "This is just to show the feelings between me and my cutest MISSGARTERBELT! The feelings between the owner and the pet!"

"Suga, it's okay if you didn't say it earlier, is it easy to misunderstand you like this? Also, you can't remember the name of a pet so long, OK? Readers will have opinions, OK? Say it again Does it take up a lot of characters? I was originally a lazy author. What if I copy and paste several times?" Jiang Cheng chattered with his chin, "Well, what is your pet's name?"

　　 "Sea Lion [MISSGARTERBELT]!" Matsuzao Mu replied with a proud face.

　　 "Sea lion [MISS...] What is it?" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and thought back hard.

　　 "MISSGAIYABT Aru." Kagura reminded from the side.

　　 "Hey! Gaia has come out! That sea lion evolves too fast!" Xin Ba Hao spouted wildly.

"Suga Suga, missbt, let’s call it BT for short, so it’s easier to remember." After that, Jiang Cheng didn’t care about the frustrated Mr. Songzao Mu, waved his hand and said casually, "Um, you and yours. Only BT waits for me! The champion is definitely ours!"

　　 "It's [MISSGARTERBELT]! Not BT!" Mr. Matsuzao Mu stood up angrily.

"It's not BT, is it DT? It's really a good name, simple and easy to remember." Jiang Cheng praised, "Then wait for us with your DT, see you later~" Jiang Cheng finished speaking and waved, at the same time The host also turned off the big screen in front of Jiang Cheng. (DT: It means virginity.)

　　 "Well, this is Dingchun-kun who is holding on to Mr. Sakata?" The host said, handing the microphone to Gintoki.

　　 At this time, Dingchun is lying behind Yinshi...

　　 But before Yin Shi could answer, Jiang Cheng ran over first, leaned in front of the host, grabbed the microphone and said, "No, it's just an ordinary teeth stick!"

　　 "Teething rod? How long does the teething rod look like?" the host wondered.

"Ah, now there are an endless stream of various molar rods on the market. This is a silver-haired natural curly human-shaped molar rod specially designed for Dingchun!" Jiang Cheng replied, while Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi beside him slightly. As if to say: dare to speak, it will waste you! Must win!

　　 "Is that really a real person? It has already been bleeding, is that blood?" The host pointed to Yin Shi's **** face that was bitten by Dingchun and asked.

　　 "Of course not! It's just strawberry milk as bright as blood!" Jiang Chengyi replied.

　　 The host didn’t believe it, so he leaned forward and sniffed, “Really! It really smells like strawberry milk!”

At this moment, Xin Ba Hao looked at the judges who were constantly looking at him, and finally settled down. [It seems that I have been fooled] Xin Ba Hao thought this way, and let out a long sigh of relief, [It is indeed Jiang Chengsang. ! 】

　　At the same time, Jiang Cheng secretly made an ok gesture towards the new eight.

"So, next we have to invite the next team!" As the host's voice fell, the door behind everyone opened again, and then the host's voice sounded again, "The next strange pet is a universe creature. Little Elizabeth and its owner, Captain Space, leave Mr. Afa!"

　　 Seeing Gui with Elizabeth, wearing a pirate suit and a skull goggles, Jiang Cheng was speechless.

　　 "What are you doing, that idiot!" Gin Shizuo whispered, "The guy wanted by name, what do you do to get on TV?"

　　 "It seems that he really likes that pet." Xin Baji said in a low voice.

　　 "Huh, Kagura-chan, give you a task to kill that strange penguin. The champion must be ours!" Jiang Cheng said viciously, "The half-life limited edition can only be mine!"

　　 "Understand Aru!" Kagura said and raised his umbrella at Elizabeth.

　　 But Xin Ba Ji quickly hugged Kagura, "What are you doing! Jiang Chengsang! Stop making trouble!"

　　 "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to say that what is going on?" the host asked in confusion.

　　 "Ah, it's actually like a screaming chicken." Jiang Cheng said blindly.

　　 "Suga," the host said, turning his head to Gui again, "That, Mr. Fake Afa, Captain Space, what do you mean in a nutshell?"

　　 "To sum up, it is the captain of the universe." Gui replied.

　　 "Hey?" The host was a bit unclear, but he continued, "You will face off against Xiao Dingchun over there, and the winner will participate in the finals. How confident are you?"

　　 "That's just a bigger dog. Taro in my hometown is that big too." Gui Pi glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

　　 "What are you talking about! Soul light wig!" Ginshi was displeased when he heard it, "Like your penguin, you can turn on the tap in my hometown and you can get a lot of it!"

　　 "Who believes you! Don't tell such unbelieving lies!" Xin Baji whispered, "Also, you are a molar rod now! A molar rod!"

　　 "Well, I seem to have heard your molar rod talking again just now..." The host frowned and looked at Jiang Cheng.

　　 "Oh, ah, that, it's just a screaming chicken with a computer chip." Jiang Cheng said solemnly.

　　 "Suga, then, let's start the game directly!" The host opened his hands as he said, "It's time for self-exhibition!"

　　 The audience applauded.

"Then the first round, please fully demonstrate their respective charms! Although it has been repeated many times, please review the teachers with a unique and biased attitude to score! Then, first of all, please have a humanoid screaming chicken with a computer chip installed. Bang Sakata's family!"

　　 The host has just finished speaking, Jiang Cheng can't wait.

　　 "Sadaharu! The air is turning 720 degrees! Go on~!"

After 　　 Jiang Cheng shouted, he saw Dingchun jump directly into the air, like a somersault, and landed successfully after making two laps in the air. If there were any accidents, it was Yin Shi who was still in Dingchun's mouth. As Dingchun landed, Yin Shi was also heavily thrown to the ground.

　　 "Turn around 720 degrees on the right, again!"

　　 Following Jiang Cheng’s instructions, Dingchun jumped into the air again, turned sideways for two weeks and landed again, and of course Yin Shi...

　　 "Turn around seven hundred and twenty degrees on the left! Again!"

　　……

　　 "Turn backward seven hundred and twenty degrees! Again!"

　　……

　　 "I can't bear to watch it anymore..." Looking at Yin Shi who had been fainted a long time ago, Xin Ba Hao covered his face, "Sure enough, Jiang Chengsang is also a natural S..."

　　 "Yes, Sadaharu!" Kagura praised, and looked at Katsura in time, "Have you seen Aru?! This is the result of the special training!"

"Achievements? Don't be kidding!" Gui Hun laughed, "Dingchun has been trembling from the beginning to now! It's like saying [If you don't follow the instructions, you will definitely die!], this is simply not correct with pets. The way to get along!..."

　　 But Jiang Cheng didn't listen to half a word. Instead, he walked off the stage, grabbed a piece of photography equipment and rushed to the stage again, slapped Kagura, Dingchun, and Shin Baji.

　　 "Kagura-chan, look more natural! Relax your movements! Are you ready for your acceptance speech?"

　　 "New Eighth~www.wuxiaspot.com~You too! Relax, it's just that you won an award in the last show!"

　　 After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Xin Ba Jie really twisted out a crumpled piece of paper.

　　 Shin Baji looked at the camera and was about to start reading, but was interrupted by the host before he even started.

　　 "What are you doing?! The game is not over yet!" the host reminded, "Elisabeth just finished showing off her talent here! The judges haven't started scoring yet, OK!"

At this time, Jiang Cheng, Xin Ba Ji, and Kagura turned their heads and saw that Elizabeth was still holding a paintbrush in her hand, and there was a painted portrait in front of her. To be precise, it was an abstract montage portrait. In terms of temperature and humidity, the painting may be Gui and Elizabeth.

　　 "Say it in advance, I hate abstraction." Jiang Cheng looked disdainful.

　　 "No one asks whether you like it or not!!" The host was about to collapse, "So, now I have the judges to rate the two pets. But I have to say that both pets are very good!"

After 　　 finished speaking, the scores of the two teams were displayed on the scoreboard soon.

　　 Dingchun 500: Elizabeth 500

　　 "Haha, it looks really evenly matched." The host sighed again.

"What a joke! How could that kind of trained beast be better than our Elizabeth! Look!" Gui pointed to the painting, "this line full of tension! The full-faced character! And the emotion that Elizabeth showed! That's not better than that...wow!"

　　 Gui was slapped and flipped by Jiang Cheng before he spoke.

　　 Jiang Cheng turned his head and smiled at the host and said, "Then, hurry up and start a new round of duel!"