May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 After another half an hour...

　　 "I feel that my thoughts have drifted farther and farther, and my body is light and fluttering. Can I proceed to the third step now?" Hasegawa asked aloud.

　　 "Not enough! Change one foot and continue!"

　　 "Hi!" Hasegawa said, changing one foot, and continued to stand alone.

　　 But at this time, the group of Wanshiwu and the group of [Baihua] brought by Yueyong met in the park...

　　 The two teams looked at Jiang Cheng who was constantly reprimanding Hasegawa and were speechless.

　　 "What are you doing! Soul light!" Yue Yong took the lead and threw out a few kunai.

　　 "Ah, isn't this Yueyong? Why is it here?" Jiang Cheng got up and said while pulling out the kunai stuck in his forehead.

"Why are you still asking?! You are an idiot! Absolute idiot! Why don't you go back to Yoshihara and do such boring things here?!" Gin Shiki kicked Jiang Cheng while stepping on and said, "It's just Acting in a scene, it is so serious! You are an idiot! Absolute idiot! Can you hurry back and don't cause trouble to others!"

"What is a boring thing! Helping madao, who has lost everything but retains freedom, finds the true meaning of life, is this a boring thing?!" Jiang Cheng was about to start a long talk, but Yue Yong did not give him this opportunity. Directly ordered the security guard to drag Jiang Chengcheng away with scars.

"Hold on, hold on," Jiang Cheng yelled quickly, but he couldn't get rid of the uncle security. In the end, Jiang Cheng could only yell at Hasegawa, "The last step is to throw away his sunglasses. Feel the real freedom! Come on! Even my share of freedom will be given to you! Madao!"

　　 Then there was no more, Jiang Cheng was dragged to the ground by the security guard and the people following Yoshihara walked farther and farther, leaving only a long blood mark on the ground...

　　 "Well, it is said that people who have lost freedom are teaching people who have freedom what freedom is. Does this really matter?!" Xin Ba Hao said silently.

　　 "Um... can I proceed to the third step now? I feel that my consciousness has been free, as if I saw a river, that..." Hasegawa couldn't help but say.

　　 "No, you will be really free next time. Maybe you can freely choose your next life." Xin Ba Hao looked at Hasegawa, who was still stuck in the same place as a golden rooster, and didn't know what to say...

　　At night, Hasegawa was found by kind passers-by and taken to the hospital...

　　 Jiang Cheng, who returned to Yoshihara, also caught a cold after being exposed to rain for a long time...

　　 Three days later...

　　 "Huh? Train for Sadahalu? Why?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ji in front of him and asked.

"Um...actually, I saw a pet game, so I thought...but, Sadaharu doesn't listen to us at all. Even if Kagura-chan is directing it, it hurts both of us..." Xinbaji twisted. Said pinchingly.

　　 But just finished speaking, Jiang Cheng has already sent the two out of the door and closed the door, "Sorry, the cold just got better, and I don't want to participate in any outdoor activities for the time being."

　　 "Wait! The prizes won by participating in the competition can divide you in half! Maybe you can give you the latest FPSgame!" Gin Shiki yelled as he knocked on the door.

　　 Just after shouting, Jiang Cheng has opened the door and stood in front of the two of them, "Then don't hurry up!" As he said, he dragged them out.

　　 "That's right, it's the latest limited edition Half Life Commemorative Edition." Jiang Cheng said as he walked.

　　 "That? Isn't that money that can't be bought?!" Xin Ba Ji just finished speaking and was covered by Yin Shi's mouth.

　　 "No problem! Absolutely no problem!" Yin Shi said.

　　 "Say it!"

　　...

　　 In the park, watching Sadaharu, who was trained by Jiang Cheng to be very standard in every movement, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao were speechless. Kagura clapped happily on the side, and continued to encourage Sadakhlu.

　　 "Sure enough, when facing Jiang Chengsang, Sadaharu would be so obedient." Xin Bajia said helplessly.

　　 "In this case, this competition will never fail! The champion is definitely in the bag! The luxurious prizes are ours!" Gin Shiki snickered.

　　 "No, what about the FPSgame you promised Jiang Chengsang? You can't get it! It's absolutely impossible! You have to explain it afterwards. Hey!"

　　 However, Yin Shi's face is full of no matter, "Don't worry, then you can just use Contra or something to fool it. It's not a big deal to buy a Xiaobawang learning machine in the second-hand market."

　　 "It's definitely two things! It's definitely not possible!"

　　 "Huh? What's wrong? Isn't FPSgame just a game with a gun? There is no difference."

　　 "Hey! You apologize to all FPSgame players! Apologize to FPSgame players all over the world! No, it's not an apology, please cut your belly, you are so soulless!" Xin Baji couldn't help but vomit.

　　 But just after finishing talking, Katsura and Elizabeth appeared behind Shin Baji and Ginshi.

　　 "Hey, what are you doing?" Gui looked at Jiang Cheng who was training Sadaharo not far away, and asked with Xin Ba Hao in doubt.

　　 "What, it turned out to be a wig." Yin Shi turned around and said.

　　 "It's not a wig, it's Gui." Gui continued, "I said, I'm asking what are you doing?"

　　 "Don't you understand it after reading it?" Kagura walked towards Katsura at this time, "We are teaching Sadahalu skills."

　　 "Oh, this way." Gui nodded and said.

　　 At this time, Jiang Cheng also came over, and said to Sadahalu who had been trained by him for a long time: "Sa, find your silver-haired natural curler master to play."

　　 After finishing speaking, Sadaharu rushed to Yin Shi, and put Yin Shi's head in his mouth.

"It's a good relationship. It seems that Sadharu really likes you, Yin Shi." Jiang Cheng said with emotion, but the next moment he saw Gui on the side, "It turns out to be a wig, what are you doing here? ?"

　　 "It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui said, "Just like you, take your pets to the park for a walk."

　　 At this time, Jiang Cheng discovered the mysterious creature beside Gui, "What is this?!"

　　 "It's nothing, it's Elizabeth!" Gui solemnly corrected.

　　 "It feels disgusting." Jiang Cheng vomited.

　　 "The idiot Sakamoto gave it to me a few days ago. Most of it was picked up from a certain planet. He seems to be obsessed with his cosmic navigation as always..." Gui explained.

　　 "Sakamoto? Ah, that man with a loud voice, it's been a long time since I saw him. It's incredible that he is still alive." Jiang Cheng said with emotion, "But, don't you hate creatures outside the earth?"

　　 "How can you tell me to hate this kind of thing that can't even think!" Gui retorted, "And... don't you think it's cute?"

　　 After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng petrified in an instant, and it took a long time to relax, and he came to Elizabeth and looked left and right.

　　 "I haven't noticed the cuteness, but why does Elizabeth have the smell of a middle-aged uncle?" Jiang Cheng looked at Gui and asked.

　　 At the same time, Kagura also came over, and after smelling it, she also looked at Katsura, "Really Aru! It really smells like a middle-aged man! It's exactly the same as the smell of a bald dad!"

　　 "What nonsense! This is Elizabeth's stink! It's exactly the same as a dog's stink!" Gui retorted, "Although it smells like an uncle's stink! But this is Elizabeth's stink!"

　　At this time, Yin Shi finally broke free from Sadakhru's mouth, but his face was covered with blood.

　　 "It's impossible for Yin Shi to train this dog by himself. Sure enough, did he ask you for help?" Gui looked at Sadahalu and Jiang Cheng again and said.

　　 "I don't know, it's just that Yinshi said that he would participate in the pet competition. If I win the first place, I can give me the latest FPSgame. It's a simple transaction." Jiang Cheng replied.

　　 "Also, Sadahalu will be on TV this time~" Kagura said while touching Sadahalu on the side.

　　 "I'm training for this!" Yin Shi took the words and said to Gui, "Of course it has nothing to do with a wanted criminal like you."

　　 "Hey, you didn't tell me about going on TV!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi disdainfully and said.

　　 "Does it matter? As long as you get the first place, you can give it to you no matter what game! I swear!" Gintoki raised his hand and said. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

　　 "Really?" Jiang Cheng still didn't believe it.

　　 "Really!" Yin Shi said while covering Xin Ba Ji's mouth.

　　 "If you dare to go back..." Jiang Cheng said with a fierce face, and even Sadahru who was on the side was taken aback.

　　 "How is it possible, I will never go back!" Yin Shig assured again.

"Then, let's train again! Sadaharu, practice again to jump into the air and spin 720 degrees and turn to the ground. It won't work for more than one time~" Jiang Cheng said, pulling the shivering Sadaha. Lu is gone...

　　 "What the **** is spinning seven hundred and twenty degrees in the air?! Is there this kind of training?! What is the purpose of training for such a project?! Are you going to dive!" Xin Bajia vomited.

　　 while the neglected Gui stood still thinking...

　　 Finally, the time came to the day of the game.

　　 Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, Kagura, and the New Eight Jokes took Sadaharo to the 7th Universe First Monster Pet Grand Prix.

　　 "This is a cosmic creature from Kabukicho, Sadaharu and his owner, the Sakata family!" Following the introduction of the host, the four Jiang Cheng and Sadaharu officially appeared on the stage.

　　 "The winning team will have the right to challenge the MISSGARTERBELT of the previous champion, Mr. Matsuzamu's house!"

　　 The host just finished speaking, a sea lion humanoid holding a red wine glass appeared on the big screen in front of the four Jiang Cheng.

　　 must be the last champion that the host said.

　　 "Let the horse come here!" the sea lion humanoid called. At the same time his pet also howled. What made Jiang Cheng speechless was that his pet was also a sea lion...