May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 The small mountain-like food on the table is disappearing at a speed visible to the naked eye. Basically all these disappeared foods entered Jiang Cheng's stomach.

　　 Jiang Cheng is not starting to look dirty anymore. Jiang Hua took Jiang Cheng to take a shower on the spacecraft and put on clean clothes. Jiang Cheng now looks more like a normal child. Of course, Jiang Hua also gave Jiang Cheng a bath. Originally, Xinghaifang mainly did it by himself, but Jiang Chengning couldn't follow it.

"Smelly boy, you are enough, uncle, my meager private money has basically been eaten up by you, this is the first table! Hello!" Xinghaifang Zhu Shenhuang held his forehead with black lines on his face, "These I was planning to hide my private money after marriage, and the result has now bottomed out! You bastard! Do you know what the state of a man after marriage is?! Do you know the hardships of a man after marriage?! You know every Do you feel the mood of a married man who hid a hundred yen private money at the same time?!..."

　　 The owner of Xinghai still said endlessly.

　　 "The [Beep—] of a stingy man is also very stingy, and one day he will be bald." Jiang Cheng said while eating.

"Bald? Jiang Hua what bad vulgar words did you teach him." The owner of Xinghai Fang complained as he looked at Jiang Hua who was watching Jiang Cheng eating with a smile, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Uncle, I won't be bald. My [BEEP—] But the hair is exuberant!"

　　 "It means your head! You stupid!" Jiang Hua kicked Xinghai Fang's face.

The owner of Xinghaifang got up and continued to sit at the table, and wiped his nosebleeds like a okay person, "My head is the same as [BEEP—], I am a man with a hair volume even in middle age, no, even in the age when his teeth are lost. You won’t be bald either."

　　 But this time Jiang Hua didn't complain about him. He still looked at Jiang Cheng who was eating and drinking with a smile.

　　 Finally, Jiang Cheng wiped out the food on the table and satiated for a long hiccup.

　　 "I'm full." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands and said.

　　 "At least give me a word of thanks for the hospitality, stinky kid!" The owner of Xinghaifang held the wallet with a look of resentment.

　　 "I'm full, thank you for the hospitality, brat!" Jiang Cheng clapped his hands again.

　　 "You don't need to learn later! You are deliberately irritating me, right? Absolutely deliberate, right?" The master of Xinghaifang gritted his teeth and looked angry.

　　 "Ah! I'm angry! A man who is always angry will definitely be bald!" Jiang Cheng pointed to the Xinghaifang master and looked at Jiang Hua.

　　 "You bastard, I don't care! Today I must teach you how to respect adults!" Xinghai Fang said and rolled up his sleeves.

　　 "Nani, he's just a [BEEP-] man who is full of his mind about planting offspring." Jiang Cheng taught himself the words when Jiang Hua took a bath.

　　 Hearing these words, the owner of Xinghai Fang suddenly became discouraged, and looked at Jiang Hua with a grimace, "Jiang Hua, can you teach your children something that fits his age?"

　　 Jianghua suddenly laughed.

　　 "What are you laughing at?" The owner of Xinghai Fang was confused.

　　 "You two, really look like a dumb father and son. Maybe the so-called family is like that." Jiang Hua said with a smile.

"Who wants such a child! If I really have such a child, then I would rather launch [BEEP—] into a certain corner, and I will never let him be born!" Xinghai Fangzhu disdained Jiang Hua's words. After taking a look, he turned to Jiang Cheng and asked, "Smelly boy, how long have you eaten? You can eat so much food at once. Even our family has never seen a person who can eat so much food. ,"

　　 Jiang Cheng lowered his head and counted with his fingers, then raised his head and replied, "Half a year."

　　 "Half a year? You can live without eating for half a year? How did you survive?" Xinghai Fang continued to ask.

　　 "When I was sleeping, there used to be a green shining stone. I used to eat that. I didn't know why I couldn't find that kind of stone." Jiang Cheng replied seriously.

　　 "Green shining stone? What is that?" The owner of Xinghai Fang said and looked at Jianghua.

"A kind of energy stone accompanied by dragon veins, it has rich dragon vein power, but his planetary dragon veins have been exhausted, and the remaining dragon veins chose to sacrifice themselves to create him. So that kind of crystal stone will never be produced again." Jiang Hua explained. .

　　 "Family? Sister Jiang Hua, what is your family?" Jiang Cheng was obviously more interested in the family that Jiang Hua just mentioned.

"Family? It can make you feel the existence of many flavors of tears. And, ah, family members will make you cry and laugh, even if they quarrel, they will always support each other. This is the so-called family." Jiang Hua thought. Want to say.

　　 "It's troublesome, I cry and laugh again." Jiang Cheng vomited.

"What do you know? When the kid is full, go to bed!" the owner of Xinghaifang yelled, "Also, don't call your sister, but call me aunt! If you insist on calling your sister, call me brother, no , Brother-in-law!"

　　 "It's disgusting." Jiang Cheng frowned, seemingly embarrassed.

　　 "What are you talking about, you stinky kid!" Upon hearing this, the owner of Xinghai Fang instantly exploded his hair.

　　 "It's disgusting." Jiang Cheng repeated.

　　 "Call your brother, it doesn't matter if you don't call your brother-in-law, call your brother to listen." Xinghai Fang said, enduring anger.

　　 "Disgusting, don't bark." Jiang Cheng refused.

　　 "Call!"

"Do not!"

　　 "Smelly boy, just call it if you ask!"

　　 "Uncle smelly, don't call it!"

　　...

　　 "That's great." Jiang Hua looked at Jiang Cheng who was asleep on the bed with a drooling expression.

　　 "You can't really be a true master!" The master of Xinghai Fang looked unlovable.

　　 "What I have to say is like Odoudou (brother)." Jiang Hua said softly.

"Hmph, it looks like just a carefree kid." The owner of Xinghaifang looked at Jiang Cheng who was sleeping, and said with a stinky face, then his face became dull and looked at Jiang Hua, "I'm sorry Jiang Hua, I still wanted to Let you see the earth, that beautiful planet..."

　　 "It doesn't matter, this can only blame my body, it has nothing to do with you." Jiang Hua shook his head and said, "Also, maybe you helped me find something better."

　　 "I don't understand, I just met the kid for a day, are you so caring?"

　　 "Not only that, but his existence actually made me understand that I am not alone in this universe," Jiang Hua replied.

　　 "I'm thinking, if this kid can absorb the entire dragon vein, then you..." The master of Xinghai Fang stopped talking.

　　 "It is impossible at all, his situation is special, he will grow up like an ordinary person, and the dragon veins of Luan are not that simple..."

　　 "I...I know." The owner of Xinghai Fang said slowly after a long silence, "This spacecraft is flying to the earth, and then we will transfer at the next stop and return to peace."

　　 "Yeah." Jiang Hua leaned against Xinghai Fang's arms and replied.

　　 "As for this kid, how do you think about it?" Xinghai Fang continued to ask.

"Actually, I didn’t think about anything, but I felt the loneliness in his heart, so I wanted to take him away. He should have a complete life. To love and hate, to see those different landscapes, to enjoy the family’s enjoyment of what his partner brings A different life landscape, instead of staying on that planet without life and dying alone." Jiang Hua said slowly.

　　 "Perhaps this is also a destiny, just like I met you." The owner of Xinghai Fang touched the back of his head and smiled unscrupulously, "Maybe bring him back to Luan, and you won't be so lonely anymore."

"No, I said he should have his own life, the earth, isn't it beautiful there? Maybe he can find the meaning of his life there. And I am used to it." Jiang Hua said and put the cigarette stick into his mouth. Take a sip.

　　 "Is this your wish? If so, then I..."

　　 "Well, this is my wish." Jiang Hua looked at Xinghai Fangzhu, and the seriousness in his eyes made Xinghai Fangzhu red eyes.

　　 "You are such a gentle person, Jiang Hua."

　　...

　　 "Child, wake up, wake up, kid." It was an unfamiliar voice that woke up Jiang Cheng. It was neither the voice of Jiang Hua nor the voice of Xinghai Fang.

　　 Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and saw a strange girl's face.

　　 "The earth is here at the terminal, so hurry down." said the young lady in the stewardess uniform.

　　 "Earth? Where did Sister Jiang Hua and Uncle Stink?" Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled look.

　　 "Everyone on the spaceship has gone down, maybe the person you mentioned has gone down." The young lady said patiently.

　　 "Oh, then I will go down too." Jiang Cheng jumped out of bed when he heard it.

　　 "Kid, wait a minute, and your luggage." The young lady called out from behind Jiang Cheng.

　　 "Luggage?" Jiang Cheng asked, turning his head.

　　 Jiang Cheng saw a light blue umbrella in the direction that the young lady was pointing, UU reading www.uukānshu. com That is the umbrella that Jiang Hua carried before.

　　 "This is Jiang Hua's sister." Jiang Cheng pointed to the umbrella and said.

　　 "Let's take it." The young lady said with a smile, and then she was going to pick up the umbrella and hand it to Jiang Cheng, "It's so heavy, is there such a heavy umbrella?"

　　Miss sister handed the umbrella to Jiang Cheng very laboriously, and something that surprised the young lady happened. Jiang Cheng took the umbrella over without any effort, and took it in his hand casually.

　　 But then, a small piece of paper fell from the umbrella.

　　 The strange young lady picked up the little piece of paper, her eyes licked the content on the paper intentionally or unintentionally, and her face suddenly became serious.

　　 "What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng asked, tilting his head.

　　 "Are you sure you want to know kid?" The young lady looked at Jiang Cheng hesitantly.

　　 Jiang Cheng naturally nodded his head heavily.

　　 "Xiao Jiang Chengjiang, starting from today, go find your own life.-One day's sister, Jiang Hua. And one day's stinky uncle, Shenhuang." The young lady couldn't bear to finish reading the content on the paper.

　　 "What is life? Is it something delicious?" Jiang Cheng, who was only seven years old, obviously couldn't understand this sentence.

　　 [What an adult! Are there still abandoning children now? ! And he is such a cute boy! How to do? Do you want to adopt him? 】Just when this young lady was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle, Jiang Cheng had already retrieved the piece of paper in her hand. After seeing that young lady had not spoken, he carried the one that was bigger than his body. The umbrella stepped off the spaceship.

　　 "Ah, what about people? Children? Children?" The young lady who was stunned in the same place suddenly came back to her senses, but found that the cute orange-red haired child was no longer there...