May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 and An Xing are in a corner of the Milky Way.

　　 Once, this place was also a planet full of life and vitality, and countless lives were multiplying in Heanxing. But these were all ended by a war ten years ago.

Ten years ago, He An Xing was involved in an interstellar war. From that moment on, He An Xing no longer had the vitality before the war. Most of his life was lost in the war, and the rest that could escape escaped. . As for those who cannot escape, they can only linger in the Heanxing environment destroyed by the war, waiting for the end of their lives.

Since then, one or two years, with the passage of time, there are fewer and fewer lives on Heanxing. Until the third year, Heanxing no longer exists, becoming a veritable "death". star".

　　 The environment of the entire planet is no longer suitable for life to survive due to the effects of war. Since then, basically no one has come here anymore.

　　 But, just when all life on this planet disappeared. Somewhere on this planet, another life was born.

　　 Seven years later.

【who am I? 】Jiang Chengzeng asked himself more than once, but no one here can answer him, because there is no one besides him.

　　【You are Jiang Cheng. ] A voice said so in his mind. But after only saying this, Jiang Cheng never heard any similar voices.

　　Jiang Cheng lived alone on this planet. When he was hungry, he would eat a special kind of crystal stone. Jiang Cheng didn't know why he had to eat that kind of food. It might just be a physical instinct. Drink dirty water when you are thirsty, and find a place to sleep when you are sleepy. Jiang Cheng lived like this for seven years.

　　 Jiang Cheng didn't know why he had the concept of seven years, but he did.

until one day…

　　 Jiang Cheng suddenly woke up from his sleep, the same kind of taste! Jiang Cheng was taken aback and staggered to his feet. After seven years, Jiang Cheng's height has grown to 1.2 meters. The orange-red hair looked a little dirty, and the light blue pupils were shining strangely even in the dark. The clothes are tattered cloth picked up and wrapped around the body at random. The residence is in a gloomy cave.

　　 "Who is there?" A man's voice came.

　　 "You step back first, I have a feeling of anxiety." Another woman's voice came.

　　 "Of course men have to stand in front of women, otherwise, are they still men?" The man chattered, "Don't look at me like this, I'm a standard machismo..."

　　 But with the sound of "Ka!", the man's voice stopped, and the woman's voice sounded again at this time, "It's so troublesome."

　　 Hearing this, Jiang Cheng poked out his little head cautiously, and then he saw it, and saw the first one he had seen since his birth, no, two lives. A man with messy hair, holding a large umbrella in his hand, sits on the ground rubbing his head. And that woman, with blue pupils, beautiful white skin, braided, and her own orange-red hair, with side hair on the right side of her bangs, and dull hair on her head, wearing a white cheongsam with gold trim. He also held a light blue umbrella in his hand, with a cigarette stick pinned to his waist.

　　 At this time, the beautiful eyes of that woman are looking at herself.

　　 "Nani, it turned out to be a kid. I didn't expect that there would be humans on this ruined planet." The man's hanging heart was let go, "Boy, come here." As he said, he waved his hand towards Jiang Cheng.

　　 "Unexpectedly, the owner of Xinghai Fang also took a look at him, he is not just a simple kid." The woman's eyes stayed on Jiang Cheng for a long time, and she suddenly smiled.

　　 "Really? Is it Conan's type? There is something else hidden in the small body...Ah!" Before Xinghai Fang's words were finished, the woman was punched and fisted again. "Jianghua, can you stop hitting me in front of outsiders? I'm a man too, right? A famous man, right? It will affect my reputation and work, okay? Of course, if I'm at home, it doesn't matter. It doesn’t matter, you want to [BEEP—] or that [BEEP—] I can cooperate. This is a man..."

　　 "Come on, that kid over there, we are not your enemies." Jiang Hua ignored the Xinghai Fangzhu who was still chattering, but smiled at Jiang Cheng.

　　 But Jiang Cheng didn't go there. Because of a certain physical instinct, he felt that the two people in front of him were dangerous.

　　 "What an uncute kid," Xinghaifang master's joking voice suddenly came from behind Jiang Cheng. At this time, Jiang Chengcai suddenly noticed that he didn't know when, the man who was still in front of him just disappeared.

　　 Jiang Chenggang wanted to turn his head. He had already locked himself with both hands, one hand was pressing his head, and the other hand locked his hands behind his back.

　　 "Let go... let go... me!" Jiang Cheng has never spoken to anyone. This is the first time Jiang Cheng has spoken, so he said very bluntly.

　　 However, the man behind him who was called Xinghai Fangzhu by the woman had no plans to let go of Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng struggled constantly, but he couldn't do anything.

"Don't make me ashamed in front of the woman I like, you kid. Uncle, I have met a woman I like for the first time in my life, and this is the first time I travel with a woman I like. If you embarrass me, It will be difficult for me to do it..." The owner of Xinghai Fang continued to say endlessly.

　　 "Who...who cares...you!" Jiang Cheng struggled constantly, hitting a certain part of Xinghai Fang's body while struggling.

　　 "Oh~!" The owner of Xinghaifang yelled in pain, and at the same time released the two hands that had locked Jiang Cheng, and covered his lower body in a strange posture. "You...you...you hateful kid. Do you want me to cut off my children and grandchildren? Uncle, I just found a girlfriend and haven't had time to use this [Beep—] that has been idle for so long, my [Beep—] is okay? My [Beep—] won’t be broken anymore, right? I won’t be able to launch [Beep—] [Beep—] anymore!"

　　 "Yes, it's broken along with your brain, it's really great." Jiang Hua casually complained.

　　 Hearing the woman's voice, Jiang Cheng was startled, and he wanted to turn his head subconsciously, because the voice was heard in Jiang Cheng's ears.

　　 But the next moment, Jiang Cheng was stunned, because the woman did not attack herself, but hugged herself from behind.

　　 "Jiang Hua, you..." The owner of Xinghai Fang was also stunned, and it took a long time before he shouted in disbelief, "Jiang Hua, you are not a true master, right?!"

　　 "Did your senses go to **** with your lower body?" Jiang Hua was too lazy to complain, "This kid is like me."

　　 "Masaka (could it be)..."

　　 "This child is the Lord of Hean." Jiang Hua replied, "However, it's a little different from me." After Jiang Hua said, he lowered his head and gently looked at Jiang Cheng who was turning his head to look at him.

　　 "This will explain why this planet where life is difficult to survive has such a child." Xinghai Fang said in a rare and serious manner.

"Don't be afraid, child. From now on you won't be so lonely anymore." Jiang Hua's gentle voice sounded, and Jiang Cheng felt a kind of warmth, the strange warmth that he felt for the first time since his birth. Generated somewhere.

　　 "What's your name?" Jiang Hua continued.

　　 "Jiang...Jiang Cheng." Jiang Cheng said, but the corners of his eyes were wet for some reason, and a liquid he had never seen before dripped down his cheeks, "This...what is this?"

　　 "This is tears, a certain existence that arises when a person is happy or sad." Jiang Hua replied with a smile.

　　 "Tears? Happy or sad?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused, and stretched out his little hand to touch the tears on his face, then put his finger in his mouth, "Unpleasant smell." Jiang Cheng took out his finger.

　　 Jiang Cheng's actions made Jiang Hua and Xinghai Fang amused.

"Little devil, you are not yet the age to taste the taste of tears." Seeing that there is no danger, the master of Xinghaifang sat on the ground casually, and then said to Jiang Cheng, "Tears will follow. As a person grows older, different tastes are highlighted, sweet, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty. When you can taste all these flavors, you can be regarded as a real adult."

"My lord? Are you two adults? What is this kind of creature like an adult?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously. After UU reading www.uukanshu.com said a few words, Jiang Cheng's words became more and more smooth. At least no more stumbling.

　　 "Have you never seen creatures other than us?" Xinghaifang master Shen Huang asked.

　　 Jiang Cheng shook his head.

　　 "Then how did you learn to speak and think?" Xinghai Fang continued to ask.

　　 Jiang Cheng shook his head again.

　　 "Do you know it when you are born? It's really amazing, worthy of being the Lord of He'an." The owner of Xinghai Fang sighed with emotion.

　　 "Let's take him away." At this time, Jiang Hua, who was still holding Jiang Cheng, said aloud.

　　 "Take him away? Isn't he the Lord of He'an? If he is taken away, wouldn't he..." Upon hearing this, the owner of Xinghaifang quickly replied.

　　 "I said that his situation is different from mine. The dragon veins of this planet no longer exist. What exists is only himself."

　　 "What do you mean?" asked the owner of Xinghaifang.

"He ate the entire dragon veins of this planet!" Jiang Hua ignored the shocked eyes of the owner of Xinghai Fang. With its own consciousness, it chose to give birth to this child and put everything into this child's body."

　　 "What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng didn't understand at all.

　　 "It's nothing, it's normal for children not to understand what adults say. It's the same as if you don't experience the many flavors of tears." Xinghai Fang fooled Jiang Cheng at will.

　　 "In other words, can this child leave this planet to survive?" The owner of Xinghai Fang continued to look at Jiang Hua and asked.

　　 Jiang Hua nodded, and then asked Jiang Cheng, "Are you willing to leave here with us?"