Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Qin Shou didn't expect to swallow the sky, he bit the purple bag one by one with his big mouth, and his big die forcefully stabbed it!Sure enough, the original tough space bag was torn open by him, and then it exploded!

That's right, it exploded, it still exploded!It's more explosive than playing a game and killing a big boss!

Fortunately, Chang'e's Moon Palace is located on the moon where there is no one.Even so, half the room was piled up!

There are no gold, silver and soft sister coins, all kinds of precious jade, orbs, as well as some immortal herbs and elixir, medicinal elixir vases, and many glittering rays of sunshine, but they are completely unrecognizable things!If you can't recognize it, in fact, Qin Shou can't recognize it either!I have absolutely no idea what these are and what they are for!

But Qin Shou understands that Taibaijinxing has lost something and will find it soon!So he must sell the stolen goods as soon as possible!If you can't sell stolen goods, you must take some advantage as soon as possible!

"Damn, I don't know what's good and what's bad anyway, just eat it with your eyes closed!" That's right, Qin Shou's idea is very simple.My dark disease is cured, and the rest is easy to say!So, eating comes first!

So Qin Shou's small mouth opened, opened, and became bigger and bigger, and finally turned into a huge mouth, as if it could swallow a person alive.After starting the frantic sweeping work, Qin Shou also kept an eye on it, giving priority to eating porcelain bottles. The porcelain bottles contained either air or medicinal herbs, or the treasures of alchemy and alchemy.The second is the living plant, whether it is poisonous or not, useful or not, eat it!

Anyway, the system of swallowing the rabbit is enough to defy the sky, and it is not afraid of any poison!

When Qin Shou ate wildly, he clearly felt that after these things entered his stomach, they turned into warm currents, hot currents, and cold currents that circulated among his limbs and bones, and then were absorbed by cells, but his body did not. There was no response, not even a sense of fullness.

"Damn, what's wrong with this body? I haven't responded after eating so much?" Qin Shou sighed, but his mouth was not honest, and he kept eating.After Qin Shou had eaten all the medicinal materials, medicinal pills, and porcelain bottles, he closed his eyes and ate it.

Just then, the door slammed open!

Chang'e grabbed the hem of her skirt and rushed in!Then, dumbfounded, he froze in place, as if he had been immobilized.

Chang'e looked at the scene in front of her, and the fool knew what was going on. She said in awe: "You dead rabbit, but you can really kill yourself! You actually stole Taibaijinxing's space bag and ate half of his property?" Chang'e patted her forehead and said, "My God, I can't afford to sell it."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Who told you to pay? If I dare to do it, I'll be fine. Don't worry, the old man is back, and I'll deal with him myself!"

While speaking, Qin Shou was still waving his small claws, stuffing things into his mouth crazily, and then rubbing it, chewing and swallowing the unknown thing in his mouth.Chang'e was speechless when she saw it, then ran over and slapped Qin Shou on the head!

Qin Shou exclaimed, "Fuck... silly girl, what are you doing?"

Chang'e slapped her again and shouted, "Are you stupid? Just eat like this?"

"I don't know each other, so I still carry it in my pocket if I don't eat it? After a while, the old man will come back, didn't they all take it back?" Qin Shou exclaimed.

Chang'e rubbed her brows and said, "You idiot, you don't know me!"

Qin Shou: "…"

Then, all that was left in Qin Shou's heart was a sigh, it really wasn't that the family didn't enter the house!He now seriously suspects that Chang'e, the girl, didn't eat Hou Yi's fool's medicine pill by coincidence, but stole or grabbed it...

Chang'e climbed directly onto the treasure pile and began to quickly distinguish these treasures, while looking for them, said: "Anyway, it's all to eat, you choose the best ones! You can eat whatever contains more fairy energy..."

Qin Shou, the big-eyed boss behind him, thought to himself: This is a relative!

Then rush up, Chang'e points to that, eat that, and if you can't eat it in one bite, eat it in several bites!

At this moment, Taibaijinxing's voice came from outside the Moon Palace: "Fairy Chang'e, I'm here to disturb you again."

Taibaijinxing is very anxious now, but it is useless to be anxious.Heavenly Court has its own rules, and Heavenly Court still attaches great importance to the consciousness of sovereignty.It is a very bad behavior to trespass into someone else's immortal mansion without the permission of the master.

Chang'e's Moon Palace is somewhat different from other immortal mansions. It is independent of the heavenly court. Above the moon, there is only Chang'e and a half-dead rabbit.If the male fairy breaks in without authorization, it is easy to be criticized, and the explanation will not be clear at that time. If it is not good, there will be a lawsuit. ..

Chapter 13 Taijinxing Wants to Cry

What's more, there are still some unclear rumors in Heaven, and there are countless immortals who adore Chang'e.Chang'e seems to be just a little immortal with little mana, but if it really wants to make trouble, the power of the reinforcements is no trivial matter.No one dared to underestimate it.

This is also the reason why Taibaijinxing didn't dare to break through even though he knew that his baby was suffering.

"Uh, what should I do?" Qin Shou and Chang'e looked at each other and said in unison, now that the bitter master has come to the door, both of them are a little anxious, not how to deal with it, but what to do with those babies who haven't finished eating!

Chang'e rolled her eyes and said, "You eat, I'll hold him back. Well, eat it as soon as possible, eat as much as you can, and pick the things that emit colorful or green light to eat!" After taking off her messy clothes from climbing the mountain, she became tall and arrogant again, and went out with a ladylike style. Before leaving, she glared at Qin Shou: "What are you looking at? Hurry up and eat!"

"Oh..." Qin Shou continued to eat.

"What's wrong with Xingjun?" Chang'e looked like I didn't know anything.

Taibai Xingjun can calculate Qin Shou, but not Chang'e, because Chang'e is involved in too many things, so he doesn't know that Chang'e is an accomplice.Only Chang'e really didn't know that it was all the work of the dead rabbit.

So Taibai Xingjun smiled bitterly and said: "To be honest, when Benxian left just now, he found that the space bag was missing. After pinching his fingers, he was taken away by Yutu, so..."

Chang'e didn't expect Taibai Xingjun to be so straightforward. After making a surprised expression, she said with a frosty face: "Xingjun, don't worry, if it is really what Yu'er did, I will help you teach him a lesson! This little guy, It's so naughty, you dare to steal Xingjun's things!"

Taibai Xingjun smiled bitterly, but didn't say anything. The person in front of him was a rabbit, and his strength was scum, but he couldn't afford it, so he could only hold his nose and endure it. Let's go and have a look. See what you have left.

Chang'e very politely invited Taibai Xingjun to go in with him, and then Chang'e walked in the official step, looking at Taibai Xingjun as if to pull her up and let her go quickly, but because there are differences between men and women, it is not easy to do so, only Can do it in a hurry.

Taibai Xingjun had always thought that the Moon Palace was very big, but now that Chang'e's lotus step came to measure it, he felt that the Moon Palace was even bigger!He began to regret it. Why didn't he suggest building a smaller moon palace?

Finally, the two came to the back room and pushed open the door. Taibai Xingjun had the urge to faint. He knew what he had and how much he had!It would definitely fill half the house when it was released, but now!Only a few were left lying on the ground, as if the TM warehouse had been plagued by rats, a mess!

In the middle of the house, on a pile of treasures, a rabbit was sitting there, holding a floating dust in his hand, his big teeth slammed, biting a big gap in the floating dust, and then he sipped a few bites as if he was eating a canola fruit. Go down, eat the floating dust handle, and then like eating noodles, even the thousand-year-old ice silk on it sucks and eats clean!

Taibai Xingjun only felt that his head was buzzing, his footsteps were vain, and he had a feeling of standing unsteady.

"Yu'er!" Chang'e shouted loudly!

Taibai Xingjun was so frightened by Chang'e's life that he almost sat on the ground. Chang'e is usually gentle and gentle, how could he have expected such a voice?

"Hiccup...what are you doing?" Qin Shou asked innocently.

Chang'e said angrily, "You..."

As a result, before Chang'e finished speaking, Qin Shou spoke first.He knew Chang'e too well, the girl continued to talk, and she must have taken everything over.How could he, a big man, let a woman cover him?It's even more impossible. If something is wrong, let a woman carry it!That's not his character!

So Qin Shou shouted: "What, old man, are you here? Come, come, come, let's taste it together, the taste is okay."

Taibaijinxing said angrily: "Is it alright? That's the continuation of my life, and you have eaten [-]% of it! You...you..."