Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Qin Shou touched his belly and said, "What are you, you see, what you have never eaten in your life, I will finish it for you in one meal. Say it, thank me."

Taibaijinxing's eyelids had already begun to roll over automatically. He took a deep breath and stabilized his soul. He didn't pass out by Qin Shou's anger. He walked over and grabbed Qin Shou.

Chang'e was startled, thinking that Taibaijinxing would be difficult for Qin Shou, but Qin Shou didn't think so, went to Fabao Mountain, crossed Erlang's legs and said: "Don't be excited, you old man is not as powerful as Laojun, others walk more steadily than you too much."

As soon as these words came out, Taibaijinxing's outstretched hand was directly empty, and a somersault fell.It's not that Taibaijinxing is so weak that he can't catch a rabbit, but he can't catch it!Thinking of Laojun's two words, it is like a big mountain pressing on it. Although he doesn't know if this is true or not, but it is related to Sanqing Daozun, no matter how small it is, it is a big thing. I really didn't want to provoke it, so I came here to resolve my embarrassment.

"You bastard rabbit, eat my life and continue, tell me, how do you pay me!" Taibai Xingjun said this, but also helpless.This rabbit is poor and white, and the owner Chang'e is also a poor owner. He doesn't expect to be compensated at all, he just said it smoothly.

Qin Shou smiled and said: "Old old man, look at your potential. What am I? The wild alien species, swallowing rabbits! I used to eat Dapeng in the past! You wait for me to heal my wounds, and after I have successfully cultivated, I will be ten times more powerful. Give it back to you! The ancients said: Don't bully the poor! What's more, I'm not without capital at all!"

When Taibaijinxing heard the words, he nodded slightly, and he had to say that what Qin Shou said made sense.Swallowing rabbits was an era of great shock to the ancient times.

Taibaijinxing knows that he will not be able to return things horizontally and vertically, so it is not bad to be able to do this.But after thinking about it, he shook his head and said, "That's it, I don't want you to pay it back. Just don't bother me in the future. Remember, you are you, I am me, we have nothing to do, you don't owe me anything. What, I don't ask you for anything, let's just do it, understand?"

Qin Shou da da da zui said: "This is true, as if I eat Bawang's meal, this is not good, I will pay you back in the future! I will pay you back ten times!"

"You rabbit, where did you come from so much nonsense, I said you don't need to pay it back, but you don't need to pay it back!" Taibaijinxing stood up and raised his legs.

Just go. ..

Chapter 14 Chang'e's First Kiss

It was only at this time that Chang'e came back to her senses and called out, "Xingjun, are there any treasures here?"

Taibaijinxing waved his sleeves and said, "Forget it, no more..."

After leaving the Moon Palace, Taibaijinxing is speechless and tearful, and will continue to be harmed for a lifetime.However, instead of having an unknown future, there are two Taoist causality on the body, one is the cause and effect of the wild people, and the other is the cause and effect of the troublesome essence of the wild alien race, it is better to endure the pain.

This is Taibai Xingjun. Although his mana is not the strongest, he is the most cautious. He knows how to avoid the cause and effect of heaven, knows how to advance and retreat, and knows how to choose.Therefore, after many disasters, he was safe and sound, but he was more and more respected in front of the Jade Emperor.

However, whether this is good or bad, it is estimated that only his own way.

When Taibai Xingjun left, the person and the rabbit in the Moon Palace were a little dumbfounded. The two stared at each other for a long time.

Chang'e rolled up her sleeves and shouted fiercely: "Okay, Qin Shou, you've grown up! You dare to interrupt me, don't worry about it, you'll take care of it yourself! Right! The wings are hard enough to fly. Yes!"

Qin Shou saw that the signs were not very good, and the wind was screaming!

So Chang'e didn't know where to draw a stick and began to hunt for thousands of miles.

In fact, both of them understand that they are all for each other's good, but they are both willing to bear any consequences for each other, and do not want each other to take risks.Although they are shouting and scolding, their hearts are warm...

After some commotion, Qin Shou and Chang'e finally quieted down.

Chang'e rubbed Qin Shou's big ears and said, "Qin Shou, you are not allowed to do this kind of thing in the future. It's too dangerous! Do you know that stealing things is not a big crime in heaven, but it is also very troublesome."

Qin Shou's ears go in, but he can hum and say: "Okay, no problem..." But in his heart he thought: Don't steal?Don't steal, what am I going to eat?I still want to live a hundred years and sweep the heavens.

Chang'e didn't know if Qin Shou listened, and then slapped Qin Shou on the head fiercely, and shouted, "You bastard, shit in my teapot, what's the matter?"

When Qin Shou heard the words, he immediately smiled: "This, you didn't drink it, why are you anxious? Isn't it just a teapot? There are spares in the warehouse at the back, so just take one at random. But then again, the Jade Emperor is too stingy, In charge of the Three Thousand Worlds, the Thirty-Three Heavens, the things given to you are actually made of ordinary jade, and there is no immortal spirit at all."

Chang'e said: "What do you know? Do you think things with fairy energy are so easy to get? I didn't see that Taibaijinxing stayed in the heaven for so many years, and only got so much? This heaven is said to be a place to enjoy. But I heard that the gods and gods in the sky are not very satisfied with the heaven."

"Why?" Qin Shou was a little curious, what's the matter, he's a civil servant, why don't he want to do it?

Chang'e shook her head and said, "I don't know, there seem to be a lot of things involved. But don't envy those gods who are in official positions. Their treatment is really not very good. Apart from the original salary and the ability to enjoy the power of the stars in the sky to assist in cultivation, The rest of the benefits are almost non-existent. Moreover, they have to be on duty every day, and they have no time for themselves. And those scattered immortals wandering in the fairy world, exploring the immortal mansion, drinking morning dew, and digging for exotic treasures, their lives are much more exciting than the gods."

Qin Shou cut a voice: "Why don't you say, those guys will be killed at every turn? These gods are like dogs, who would dare to provoke them?"

Chang'e said: "That's right... By the way, after I leave tomorrow, you can take a good look at the house by yourself, don't mess around and know?"

"What? You left me alone in this place where birds don't shit? No! Absolutely not. If you go to Heavenly Court tomorrow, I'll go with you. I haven't been to Heavenly Court yet..." Qin Shou called out immediately.It's a joke, that's the heaven. There are gods and gods everywhere, and there are so many gods as dogs. Are you worried about the good things?Once you get there, it's much easier to steal things...

Chang'e knocked on Qin Shou's head and said, "No! You are a troublemaker. If you go, you will definitely cause trouble again. If you anger the Jade Emperor, I can't keep you."

"Take it down, I still use you to protect it? Just wait and let me protect it. Oh... I forgot to tell you, I learned to fly through the clouds. If you don't let me go, I will fly by myself." Qin Shou shouted , At the same time, this guy thought of Wu Gang!Nasun

Son, the immortals have countless basic immortal methods, but they taught him invisibility, immobilization, and cloud driving, and then helped him refine the corner of the apricot and yellow flag, giving him the ability to hide his breath.

Qin Shou felt that this grandson deliberately gave him the ability to steal!But Qin Shou doesn't care anymore. With his current ability, if he doesn't steal, he has to wait to die. It's better to make a fuss.

Moreover, Qin Shou is also a master who is not afraid of heaven and earth in his bones. He has nothing to be afraid of after he died once.Jade Emperor?What's wrong with the Jade Emperor, I didn't eat what was in his space bag...

When Chang'e heard this, she was helpless and glared at Qin Shou and said, "You...you really pissed me off! Can't you let me save some snacks?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "When I'm number one in the world, I'll save your worries every day."

"I guess, I was so worried at that time..." Chang'e said helplessly.

"Then you agreed?" Qin Shou asked.

Chang'e nodded and said, "What else can I do if I don't agree?" When she said this, Chang'e pouted her lips with a little unhappy expression on her face.

Qin Shou jumped up immediately and kissed the little mouth. It was soft, cool, and comfortable. Qin Shou only felt that his whole body was overcharged, and he was overwhelmed!He shouted: "Thank you, haha... I knew that you were the best for me."

Chang'e was also taken aback by Qin Shou's actions, but she was not disgusted. In the past few thousand years, she has kissed Qin Shou many times, and she has long been used to it.It's just that the rabbit has spirituality now, but it won't make her too awkward.Even so, there was a strange warmth flowing through her heart, and she always felt that the kiss this time was different.

After a night of silence, Qin Shou was pulled out of the cot by Chang'e at dawn the next day.However, this guy slept like a dead pig. No matter how Chang'e tipped his ears, he still slept better.

Chang'e didn't get any better either. She narrowed her eyes, her eyes were sleepy, and there was a trace of saliva hanging from the corner of her mouth. She staggered to wash up. ..

Chapter 15 Barefoot Daxian

With a thud, he threw the dead rabbit in his hand into the bucket, and said angrily: "You bastard, I can't sleep anymore, you're still sleeping! Wake me up quickly!"

When he was cold all over, Qin Shou really woke up. He swam backstroke in the water tank, floated on the water, crossed Erlang's legs, pillowed his rabbit paws, and yawned, "Morning..."