Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

However, Qin Shou wailed in his heart: "So that's what I'm talking about, how could a pure man like me, who has experienced hundreds of battles and has been bathed in a certain brilliance since childhood, could have nosebleeds after being molested by beautiful women, it turns out to be an old disease. Relapse ah... understand, understand.

Well, in my previous life, I was tall and poor, and I never had sex with a woman, so I would be fine if I died.It's not easy to cross, with such a beautiful hostess, but I'm a rabbit, God, are you playing with me? "

The beautiful woman came to the window with Qin Shou in her arms, looked up into the distance, and murmured: "This flash, I came to the moon, I don't know how many years have passed, and I don't know what happened to that stupid cow. Only you and I are dependent on each other. Companion, it’s a pity… you are born with a broken soul and weak, even if you practice very slowly, otherwise if you can transform, we can be good sisters. Let’s talk about family life and relieve boredom…”

Qin Shou was startled when he heard it, and secretly clamped his legs, the things were still there, not sisters, but brothers and sisters!I'm relieved...

Suddenly, Qin Shou suddenly came back to his senses: "I came to the moon, how many years have passed? Moon? Moon!"

Qin Shou looked up and was dumbfounded!

There is no earth in the distance, there is only a huge and unimaginable continent with no end in sight!That's right, it's a continent, not a planet!It is so vast that there is no boundary even on the moon!This is a big unimaginable continent!

I don't know how far the moon is from the continent, Zhang Kuang can only see the shadows of some huge mountains and rivers on the continent, and the rest can't see anything.However, this guy calculated with his heart. If calculated according to the proportion, a mountain on this continent is as big as a continent on the earth!even bigger!Thinking of this, Qin Shou's head is extremely huge, which is amazing!

Looking down again, there was a laurel forest standing in the distance, and Qin Shou was stunned again.Are there trees on the moon?

Then Qin Shou suddenly woke up, and he has traveled through it, nothing is unusual, not surprising!Moon, beauty, laurel tree, rabbit... oh my god!This is Chang'e!I'm Jade Rabbit!But isn't Chang'e a lady?How does this look like a dazed girl?It doesn't fit at all!My goddess just turned into a demon loli?God, who can explain this to me!

"Hey... I don't want to. Let's go, Yu'er, it's time to take a bath." Chang'e whispered, Qin Shou's blood boiled instantly, even if it was a small beast, it still boiled, and bathed with Chang'e, a mandarin duck bath !

Qin Shou just wanted to find a Mike and say, "Thank you CTV, thank BTV, thank the people, thank the teacher, thank the little Qiang who was still alive after I stepped on it... ooh..."

As Chang'e's lotus steps moved gently, Qin Shou's mood was surging, and he looked up at him, Chang'e was dignified and beautiful, with a face full of immortality, there was only one thought in this guy's mind: "What kind of situation will it be if you take off your clothes? Woolen cloth?"

At this moment, Qin Shou felt a slight itching in his nasal cavity, and instantly dispelled all the fantasies in his mind, and meditated: If your heart is like ice, the sky will fall...Even if Nie Feng is brought up, I don't believe he can take off his clothes without panic!

Chang'e opened the curtain, Qin Shou could only feel his heart beating fast: "Should you take off your clothes? Should you take off your clothes?" ..

Chapter 3 Demon King System

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Chang'e put Qin Shou in a small bathtub, held something like soap in one hand, squatted there, and smiled softly: "Okay, Yu'er, my sister will give you a bath. "

What he didn't realize was that the rabbit in front of him looked like a pair of eggplants beaten by frost.Let the water slide down from the head, and the fluffy hair clings to the body, turning into a strange creature...

Qin Shou's heart is about to collapse now. As the saying goes, the higher the expectations, the more painful the fall, and now he is about to fall to death!

What about the mandarin duck bath?What about the beautiful women changing clothes?What about that one?For this reason, Qin Shou ruthlessly reviewed diving skills in his mind!As a result, it was all in vain...

"Forget it, I don't believe it anymore. On the moon where there are lonely rabbits and widows, in the long years, I can't find a chance to bathe together! Humph... It's definitely possible! Hmm... In other words, let Chang'e bathe, too. It's a kind of happiness." Qin Shou thought of this, his mood was also at ease, he squinted his eyes and enjoyed it.at this time!

"Huh? Nani? Where are you rubbing it?" Qin Shou's eyes widened suddenly, and then he struggled desperately, crying and howling in his heart: "Damn, you can't touch it there, I'm still here..."

Seeing Qin Shou struggling, Chang'e said with a small face: "Yu'er, you are not allowed to jump? You dare to jump, are you going to turn the sky over? Give it to me, it's fixed!"

The next moment Qin Shou found sadly that he couldn't move!

Chang'e said with a wide-eyed smile: "Hehe, it seems that this fairy's spells are also quite powerful, you dare to fool with me. Well, the first time you performed the immobilization technique successfully!"

After speaking, Chang'e continued to rub Qin Shou's whole body, regardless of Qin Shou's tears of humiliation.

However, Chang'e seems to be a rabbit blind. After washing Qin Shou's body, she has not found out that the rabbit in her hand is a male!

After taking a bath, cast a spell to dry Qin Shou's hair, and then carried Qin Shou to the bed.

"Yes, take a shower and share the same bed. I'm numb, I must get back all the humiliation just now!" Qin Shou was ruthless in his heart.

However, Qin Shou became depressed immediately, Chang'e put him in a small bed beside the bed, lay on the big bed by herself, smiled at Qin Shou Meimei: "Yu'er, good night, don't snoring, otherwise I'll throw you outside to sleep with that ten thousand-year-old virgin Wu Gang!" Then, the beauty lay down on the bed, but she didn't see her making any move, the clothes on her body disappeared on their own, and there was an extra piece of underwear!During this process, Qin Shou's eyes widened, but Mao didn't see it.

"I hate immortals, I hate immortal arts..." Qin Shou turned over, looked up at the ceiling, and muttered in his heart.

"Ding! The demon king system has been loaded, and the novice gift package has been distributed, please check it yourself.

Ding!The ultimate mission: to rebuild the demon clan's heaven, restore the glory of the demon clan, and the prosperous world of human and demon coexistence. "

"Damn it, establish a heavenly court of demon clan? Also coexistence between humans and demons? Your sister, has Thailand already done it in my previous life?" Qin Shou couldn't stop screaming in his heart, and then suddenly woke up, what is this?This is Goldfinger!Of all the travelers with golden fingers, which one is not NB?

I just said, with such a good character, how can I be a rabbit for a lifetime!I want to change shape, to be a shemale!Bah, no, it's a monster!Bah, I want to be... your sister... so?Ah, the demon king!Yes, I want to be the demon king, the demon emperor, and rule the rivers and lakes for generations to come!

"But there are only tasks and no rewards. This is a shitty gold finger?" Qin Shou cursed in his heart.

At the same time, Qin Shou said a piece of information.

Swallowing rabbit: malnutrition since childhood, resulting in weak constitution, often shedding blood, remember, do not swell up blood!Eating supplements, replenishing nutrients can be cured.

"Damn it! I'll just say it, although I'm a little innocent, I won't bleed when I'm crushed by a beautiful woman! The relationship problem is caused by this rabbit... Your sister, let me pass through, and return it to the sick seedlings, idiot! "Qin Shou cursed a few words.

Howling is useless, Qin Shou has to face the reality, figuring out the problem of the novice gift bag.

As a result, when the thought moved, a small cloth bag silently landed on Qin Shou's head!Frightened, Qin Shou quickly glanced at Chang'e. Fortunately, Chang'e didn't seem to feel the appearance of the little cloth bag, and still slept soundly and sweetly.

Qin Shou hurriedly tore off his claws and opened the small cloth bag with his mouth. Suddenly, a small green bamboo slip appeared in front of him.Qin Shou's face darkened immediately, and he cursed in his heart: "Your sister, the system, if you make me the demon king, just throw green bamboo slices on my head! Curse you for giving birth without an asshole!"

After scolding, Qin Shou began to ponder the bamboo slip. He saw that the bamboo slip was as smooth as jade, and there was a faint brilliance on it. Qin Shou leaned over to take a closer look and found that there seemed to be characters on it!But it was too small, so I couldn't see clearly, so I got closer, but I still couldn't see clearly. Finally, I put my forehead on the bamboo slip, but I couldn't see clearly!

Just when Qin Shou wanted to scold his mother, there was a squeaking sound, Qin Shou heard it and looked, only to see Chang'e turned sideways, so dead, that the collar of her underwear was opened a little, and you could vaguely see a dazzling gleam. White…

At that moment, Qin Shou only felt his nose wet for a while!

"Hey... Nosebleed again!" Turning his head, he just saw the nosebleed on the jade slip.The next moment, the green light flashed, and directly got into Qin Shou's eyebrows!

Qin Shou was taken aback at the time: "No, you won't dye my head green!" Then, his eyes darkened, and he didn't know anything.

In the darkness, Qin Shou couldn't see anything. Although he died once, he still felt very depressed in this dark environment!Just when Qin Shou couldn't take it anymore, a little starlight suddenly appeared in the sky!

"Light? It can't be an exit, but how do I get there, and I can't fly?" Qin Shou thought of flying, his body suddenly became extremely light, and he really flew!Qin Shou was instantly overjoyed, desperately thinking about the direction of the light, and flew closer and closer, and gradually Qin Shou could see clearly that it was a huge ball of light! ..