Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Journey to the West: Lao Tzu is a Jade Rabbit

Have you really watched Journey to the West?This is a different world of Journey to the West. The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, and maybe you can see small tribes. Their gods are called Jesus...　　

The Jade Rabbit in this book is male, male, male!Important things are said three times.　　

Transmigration became the rabbit in Chang'e's arms - the male!The spear is ten thousand feet long, and it rises when it sees the wind!　　

Lying on Chang'e's bed and sleeping, pretending to be foolish to watch the seven cute fairies take a bath, stealing elixir, stalking peaches, blackmailing all kinds of gods... Since then, a bastard rabbit with a backer has appeared in heaven!

Chapter 1 Holds a grass and transmigrates into a rabbit!

Wu Gang has been very angry recently... As the first person to land on the moon, and was punished to chop down trees on it, the unlucky ghost, even if he was a bachelor, hundreds of thousands of years have made him gradually forget what a woman is!Every day I just think about cutting down this hundred-zhang osmanthus tree, and then I will complete my merits and go home to be a happy fairy.

The results of it…

Just a few days ago, a woman flew up to the moon, yes, Wu Gang could see clearly, dressed in white, flying in the sky, and her graceful figure almost made Wu Gang think he was dazzled.What's more terrible is that face, absolutely alluring!Wu Gang can guarantee this with his life!Although the sows are now all over the country in his eyes...

Well, there was a beautiful neighbor on the originally dead moon, which made Wu Gang unable to hold back any longer.But when he thought of the scene when the beauty came up, there was a heavenly official reception, and a gorgeous palace was set up for her to live in, Wu Gang thought with his feet, and knew that this woman had a backer!Far from being able to compare with the unlucky ghost who was exiled to this redemption, at least he lived in a broken tent.

However, under the loneliness of thousands of years, and the beauty on his side, Wu Gang suffered for more than [-] years. After confirming that no one had come to the Moon Palace to see that beauty for [-] years, he finally couldn't hold it back. Now, he decided to visit this neighbor today!

After putting away the axe, Wu Gang simply repaired his hairstyle and appearance. After thinking that he had the most handsome hairstyle in a thousand years, he walked to the Moon Palace.

But the closer he got, the more timid Wu Gang became. His original visit gradually turned into a tiptoe, climbing over the courtyard walls and tiptoeing the windows...

Looking in through the window, I saw that in that room, behind a curtain, Yixi could see the shadow of a woman sitting in a bathtub and gently washing her arms... This thousand-year-old otaku finally couldn't hold it anymore... His nose twitched. It was hot, and two streams of blood flowed down.

Just when Wu Gang saw his heart fiery, suddenly, a burst of heat came from the side, he turned around abruptly, and saw that there was a rabbit on the window at some point!The rabbit stared at him with red eyes, as if to say, "You darn caught me!"

Wu Gang was taken aback, he was a beautiful neighbor with an extraordinary history, and he didn't want to be exposed by the peeping, and then be tricked by Emperor Yan!Thinking of his days of chopping down osmanthus trees for thousands of years, Wu Gang suddenly slapped him with a slap in the face.

puff!

The rabbit was slapped from the balcony by this guy, and it fell to the ground and hung up!

As soon as the rabbit hung up, Wu Gang's head suddenly awoke, and then he remembered that there are only two people and one rabbit on this damn moon!

The Jade Rabbit died. It wasn't Chang'e who did it, it was him!Are you still thinking about it?

Thinking of this, Wu Gang was anxious, this matter was exposed, and it was estimated that thousands of years of osmanthus trees would have to be chopped down. ,Where are you?"

Wu Gang knew that if he didn't think about it, he would be finished!With an idea, he took out a strange flag and said to himself, "The flag that Lao Jun gave me back then, I didn't expect to use it on a rabbit... Hey, what a waste!" The flag covered the jade rabbit, and then Wu Gang Cast spells, capture the soul from the sky!

On the earth of the 21st century, Qin Shou killed a terrified foreign man in front of him with a stick.

Almost at the same time, a few shots were fired, and a group of black people shot Qin Shou to the ground!

When he died, Qin Shou laughed: "Damn foreign devils, grass..."

No one found that Qin Shou's soul was swept away by an inexplicable force at the moment when he left the body, and at the same time a drop of blood was swept away...

"What place is this?" Qin Shou looked around in confusion, but it was all white, and he couldn't see much. He seemed to be moving at high speed in a pipe, and it seemed to be still, it was a strange space .

At this moment, a golden light spot chased after him, Qin Shou looked at the movement trajectory of the amount of light spot, and exclaimed: "Damn it! Don't come to me, damn, will you watch it? Car, take the overtaking lane, I hit the brakes, but you slow down..."

boom!

In the end, Qin Shou was hit by the golden light spot, and then fainted again.

"Damn it, why does my whole body hurt so much!" Qin Shou shook his head, feeling that his body was about to fall apart.Then suddenly realized: "No! Am I not dead? Why am I alive again? Am I being rescued?"

Just as Qin Shou was thinking wildly in his head, his ears hurt, and then his body was lifted up.

"Fuck! Who is pulling my ears! Let go, it hurts!" Qin Shou scolded when he opened his mouth, but when the words came to his mouth, it turned into a strange squeaking sound. Qin Shou heard it and it sounded familiar, this is not What is the name of the rabbit?What's going on here?Reaching out to scratch his head subconsciously, he was shocked to find that what he raised was not a hand, but a furry claw!The claws are pink and tender, definitely the claws of an aristocratic pet!

Just when Qin Shou's head was blank, a voice that was easy to hear, but very discordant, rang in his ears: "Yu'er, you dead rabbit, stay at home dishonestly, waiting for a bath, running What are you doing out here? You need a beating?"

"Fuck, who's the young and bewitched girl? So fierce?" Qin Shou's colleague who had such a thought flashed through his mind, and his eyes were forcibly turned, and then... he saw a stalwart!Then he was hugged by the other party in the other party's arms!

At that moment, Qin Shou closed his eyes, and there was only one word in his heart - cool!

"Fuck, is this a woman's chest? It's really comfortable, soft, more comfortable than any Simmons! Paralyzed, the revenge of the previous life has also been avenged, and the parents should rest in peace. Although this life has become a rabbit, it is still a pet. Rabbit, you don't have to worry about food and clothing, it seems good to eat and sleep, sleep and eat well... What's more, there is such a comfortable bed to lie on, hehe..." Qin Shou's nerves have always been very strong, and as a standard The 21st century fans of the [-]st century have a strong ability to accept such transmigration, reincarnation, and rebirth, which is almost perverted.

This guy quickly adapted to his new identity. He stretched out his paws and generously pressed the opponent's chest twice. Qin Shou felt a sense of happiness fainting.

At this moment, Qin Shou suddenly thought of a question: "A person with a good figure and a good voice is not good at all! What if his master is a dinosaur?" ..

Chapter 2 Magician?

Just when Qin Shou was worried, his head was forcibly diverted his attention. As a result, a near-perfect face came into his sight. Cherry's mouth was small, Liu Ye's eyebrows were curved, and an ancient bun was tied, but this perfect face was matched. A pair of quirky, with a bit of sturdy big eyes, vivid and very endearing!

However, Qin Shou also saw something different - this woman is not easy to deal with!

However, when he thought about the situation he had just now... and he was still deeply involved in, Qin Shou's nose became hot, and two blood lines flowed down...

"Uh! It's a shame!" Qin Shou suddenly came back to his senses, and quickly raised his claws to wipe it, only to find that he was being held too dead.

"Yu'er, you have a nosebleed again? Although your innate lack of vitality causes nosebleeds when you are excited, it also shows that this beauty is still so charming, haha..." The little beauty laughed without any image. , Qin Shou actually felt like he was lying on the water bag and playing in the massage chair, and his heart was full of wolf howling, and he called out the best of the best!

But the next moment, Qin Shou was dumbfounded, and when the beautiful woman grabbed her hand, there was an extra handkerchief in her hand...

"Is this beauty conjuring magic?" Qin Shou's mind was a little out of control.

The beauty gently wiped off the blood stains on Qin Shou's nose, and then pointed a finger, Qin Shou only felt a coolness in the nasal cavity, and the nosebleed stopped!

"Beauty is not a magician, it's a fairy!" Qin Shou was not a fool, and when he came back to his senses, he suddenly realized that this beauty's dress was clearly the appearance of an ancient woman, and this dress was either a peerless martial arts master or self-cultivation. The man, or the fairy!

But Qin Shou hopes that she is an immortal. After all, it is more reliable to have an immortal backer, isn't it?If the backer becomes his own wife, it will be more reliable, and he will definitely become rich overnight, more NB than marrying Bai Fumei, imperial princess or something!This is the pinnacle of life!

Just when Qin Shou was thinking wildly, the beauty suddenly lowered her head and kissed his three-flap mouth gently. At that moment, Qin Shou's mind exploded, and then the spell in her nose also exploded, blood Crazy flow...

"Yu'er, why do you have a nosebleed again? You guy, you eat so much immortal grass every day. This old problem is still not healed. It's a waste of my baby." After the beauty finished speaking, she tapped Qin Shou's forehead again. , the nosebleed stopped.