King’s Landing in Nottingham

Chapter 1 Wine is a medicine for sadness

"I'm not going to work today, it's cool, Ba Shi's board; I'm not going to work today, I'll be lazy if I want to be lazy; I'm not going to work today, so I don't need to see clients pretend to be grandson..."

Wei Xun, who has long been used to the ninety-six work and rest, hummed this divine song that was supposed to be extremely comfortable and light with endless resentment.

Although in the old days, it looked like a metal workpiece produced from a standardized workshop, dull and boring. But suddenly there is no need to go to work. Wei Xun is really uncomfortable, and he always feels that he feels empty in his heart.

Humans are always too easy to suffer from gains and losses.

"Since graduating from university, Lao Tzu has joined this emerging Internet sales company. He wakes up earlier than chickens, sleeps later than dogs, eats worse than pigs, and does more work than donkeys, a true socialist successor.

Today, I, Wei Xun, can finally sleep in. Whoever is wronged and begged to please the old woman in the future will be her grandson..."

Wei Xun turned off the brass alarm clock lying on the bedside with great skill, rolled over comfortably, adjusted his sleeping posture to the best, and was ready to go to the dream to continue his relationship with a teacher.

I forgot to turn off the air conditioner when I went to bed last night. Wei Xun was so cold that he caught a cold overnight, and his nose felt uncomfortable. He quickly re-covered the thin quilt that had been kicked to the end of the bed with his feet.

Since childhood, Wei Xun’s mother has always told him that no matter how hot the weather is, he must be covered under his stomach. It is easy to catch a cold, and he will have a lot of discomfort in his knees and leg bones when he is older.

"Banana, you stupid Barra. I have been working hard and conscientiously for the company for more than three years. There are not ten or eight technical problems that have been overcome. There are no more than ten or eight projects. There is no credit and hard work. You say this What does the trade war layoffs have to do with our frontline employees!"

Wei Xun feels that he has been wronged, but you have no place to reason.

"Absolutely avenging personal grievances, pretending to be benevolent and pretending, the first round of layoffs reduced the technical backbone like Lao Tzu, just to make a place for his nephew, does he have that ability?

Even my apprentice Xiao Li’s skills are not as good as that of my apprentice. It’s no wonder that Lao Wang and the others said that this is a common problem in family businesses, and they have chosen to quit a long time ago. Hey, if you don’t listen to the old man’s words, you will suffer a disadvantage..."

Wei Xun was more and more angry, and the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't fall asleep, and he wanted to get up, but he tried several times in a row without success.

I was overweight, and my abdominal muscles became more and more troublesome. My waist was completely lost as it was when I graduated from university three years ago. I just sit on the ground and the three-layer lifebuoy is exposed. .

It seems that I usually go to play football, run a walk, play badminton and so on. This guy, if he sits in front of the computer for too long, it’s hard not to get lucky...

The soreness caused by the continuous exertion of the abdomen almost didn't give Wei Xun the brains of the skewers and beer he drank last night. The beer bottles that were scattered on the floor creaked, and the barbecue signs were also lost everywhere. The whole world seems to have abandoned Wei Xun.

"Fuck, **** your uncle!"

Wei Xun kicked the beer bottle on the ground fiercely, venting his dissatisfaction, but he uttered an ouch in a blink of an eye, covering his face, lying on the ground and rolling in pain.

This kid had just gotten up with no shoes or socks on his feet, and he vented indiscriminately. As a result, he kicked the barbecue sign that was littered last night.

"I'm not going to work today, it's cool, Ba Shi's board; I'm not going to work today, I'll be lazy if I want to be lazy; I'm not going to work today, so I don't need to see clients pretend to be grandsons..."

The familiar ringtone of the mobile phone rang at an untimely moment, causing Wei Xun who was applying iodine to scream.

"Damn, I'm in pain, who is it, I'm still calling at this time, but I really pick the time..."

Wei Xun endured the pain in his toes and ordered iodine. After hesitating for two seconds, he answered the call:

"Hello, hello, this is Xiao Wei, how can I help you?"

Even though Wei Xun has been fired from the company and has become an out-and-out vagrant, the professional habits that Wei Xun has cultivated over the past three years will not change easily.

Networking is the strongest sales force. To maintain these old customers, Wei Xun has the invisible capital for a comeback.

"Brother Wei, do you remember me? I am Xiaomei from the Juventus Fan Club. Let's go to watch with my brothers and sisters in the evening. Juventus will play in the second round of the Champions League against Ajax!"

The voice on the other side of the receiver was a little excited, and there was a faint taste of expectation. Wei Xun couldn't help but have the idea of ​​pitying Xiangxiyu. What was thinking in his head was all like Xiaomei.

"No problem, Xiaomei, let's meet at the barbecue stall under the overpass in the evening. We have enough wine and meat, so we can see or leave..."

The beauty was in front, the pain in the toes was nothing, Wei Xun grinned and pulled out the other bamboo stick, sprayed a little alcohol, and applied a layer of iodine. Wei Xun screamed with pain.

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In the first round of this season's UEFA Champions League knockout round, Serie A overlord Juventus shook hands with Dutch giants Ajax, who is showing signs of revival.

Although Juventus's advantage is not obvious, just holding an away goal, but tonight Tini and Tina gathered at the flyover bar tonight.

The restless boys and girls need skewers of beer and hormonal football to release the enthusiasm they have accumulated for a long time.

Before the game, countless football lottery experts predicted that the winner tonight will be Serie A overlord Juventus, and some even think that Juventus can be used as a corrective. It also gave birth to the popular scene of the night market and football lottery stores.

People, don't you just want to be happy and sure to lose the game, watching it all makes you disturbed. If those experts say with certainty that Ajax won, Wei Xun estimated that most of these people would not come.

Except for Wei Xun who wore an old blue Juventus jersey, most of the other Tini and Tina were wearing Juventus's new No. 7 jersey, and even called Wei Xun’s fan goddess Xiaomei is no exception.

This Nizi turned out to be a Real Madrid fan.

In that year's Champions League final, Juventus lost to Real Madrid, which made this Nizi happy. The circle of friends made Wei Xun and a kind of Juventus fans angry.

However, with the transfer of the president, Xiaomei now also shifted positions and became a Juventus fan.

How accurate are you when you say things in this world.

"The president's appeal is still strong!"

Wei Xun kept sighing in his heart.

"Brother Wei, I asked my friend to buy the president of this game in the sports lottery store and continue to score goals. The odds are pretty high. I will also invite you to drink next time."

In fact, the president is not only amazing in his appeal, but his combat effectiveness is still strong.

Although he is already a 34-year-old veteran, he is still the most powerful and safest Super Terminator in the Juventus lineup.

Since entering the Champions League knockout rounds, all five goals scored by Juventus have come from the Portuguese, who alone carried the team's offense.

"I'm telling you that the president is a bull-breaking, the European Cup, the Champions League, the Premier League, La Liga, there is no such thing as our president. If you want to say me, this year's Serie A champion will definitely not run. If you can get a Champions League four If you have consecutive championships, that would be too good..."

"Bow, break off, break off, you can't change other words except cow break, you men are really boring."

"How could it not be possible, wait, I will give you a whole one now, there is no one in the past, no one in the future! How about it, just ask you, can it be done!"

"Brother, you bull break!"

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While everyone in the roasting bar was discussing the state of the president, Wei Xun suddenly felt that something was wrong.

One person cannot play football, a team sport, even if the president of Juventus has been overturned many times by himself. Wei Xun even felt that such a Juventus could not go far in the Champions League knockouts.

Wei Xun still remembers the exquisite big barb of the president last year.

The brothers and sisters in the fan club put together a table together, the cold dishes were already served, and a few boxes of beer were brought over.

At a glance, the barbecue stall under the overpass was full of Juventus fans.

The white curtain is hung under the bridge, and the light beam released by the projector renders the scene on the court clearly visible.

"You must win!"

Wei Xun clenched his fists secretly.

In the first half of the game, Ajax’s Mazlawi accidentally ended up with an injury. The fans felt that today was stable. They couldn’t help adding some beer skewers. The owner of the roasting bar, Mr. Wang,’s eyes narrowed with a smile. A seam.

What made Lao Wang even more happy was that the president made a special goal today. A wonderful header opened the record and sent Juventus to the leading position.

In most people's eyes, Juventus's foot has already moved towards the next round.

"Steady, steady, boss, extra meal!"

Excited Juventus fans took advantage of their joy and added a lot of orders. Regardless of whether they can eat or not, order them first. The staff seems to be insufficient, even the son of Lao Wang is called Here comes the food.

The excited Juventus fans don't care about what they know or don't know, those who are familiar or unfamiliar, or they clink glasses or hug them.

However, this frenetic excitement did not last long. The fans at the barbecue stall quickly fell into silence, and Van der Beck's single-handed shot pulled the two teams back to the same starting line.

"Special, **** stuff!"

"Kneeling, what kind of **** defense is this, the whole thing is broken, my grandma is better than him!"

The fans scolded people and threw the cup, but the fans at Wei Xun's table were all very quiet.

No one had eaten the skewers on the table. Wei Xun and everyone just bowed their heads and drank wine, occasionally eating some peanuts and edamame to cushion their stomachs. A table of meat can be cheaper than Xiaomei.

In the second half of the game, the offense was wave after wave. Wei Xun wanted to go to the river with a few brothers to release the water. For fear of missing the moment when the president's goal overtake, he held his breath.

Finally scored.

Unfortunately, it was Ajax who scored the goal.

The moment Dericht broke the door with the head hammer, no matter how good your bladder and kidneys are, you can't help it.

There was wailing at the barbecue stall, and Wei Xun and the tough guys finally went to the river to release the water. If they didn't go, their bladder would really blow up.

The cool breeze by the river and the Huangguoshu Waterfall, which can be taken up by a single bite, didn't make Wei Xun's mind sober, but the smoky scene made Wei Xun feel confused.

The 34-year-old president is still running on the frontcourt, but Keane, who is only 19 years old, has already begun to play health-preserving football. What kind of world is this special?

In the past few years, we were always defeated by the personal courage of the president, but this year we all have a special president. Why can't we win the Champions League?

At least, you can't be worse than in previous years, right?

This **** game!

Without warning, Serie A overlord Juventus fell again, and fell so simply.

Wei Xun doesn't know how long he will have to wait before Juventus will win the Champions League trophy next time, but he can only continue to wait.

When the troops were strong, they encountered Barcelona and Real Madrid at their peak. Juventus was not without the power of a battle, but the balance of victory always tilted towards the other side.

Pirlo left and flew to the American Major League; Vidal also left, his destination was Bayern Munich; Tevez, who was homesick every year, also returned to his young Boca youth; Pogba and Morata After leveling up, packing up, and returning to the place where their dreams started.

The players come and go in a hurry, only the four words Juventus have never changed.

Juventus is still the same Juventus.

When the midfield is strong, the front is weak, and the president of one of the peerless Shuangjiao comes, but the team's midfield has become the weakest link.

What is the difference between a gun without bullets and a fire stick? Even if he has his own bayonet and sees a lot of blood, there will always be a day of rust and decay.

The one-year-old defensive line still failed to survive the years, Barzagli retired, Buffon ran away from Paris, Bonucci went to Milan to play a kneeling, only the diligent Chiellini, still kept Stick to his original post.

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Like countless people, Wei Xun really couldn't understand why Juventus lost again, and why did it lose?

At the moment of exiting, the team's top card Cristiano Ronaldo was expressionless. This is probably more sad than heartbreak, right?

After three consecutive Champions League titles, the president moved to Juventus with ambitions and tried to create another career, but he couldn't even touch the threshold of the final?

Alcohol is a sad medicine.

Tini and Tina, who couldn't accept the failure, all left, the original lively bridge grilling, and gradually, only Wei Xun was left alone.

The old king of Roast Bar did not leave either. It was not that he could not bear to watch Wei Xun drink alone, and wanted to drink two drinks with him. Although it was called Roast Bar, it was a barbecue stall. It was a small business and had to wait for Wei Xun to settle the bill. It.

Drinking a cup of wine went down, but Wei Xun was still going in it cup after cup, in a daze. He had a dream:

The FIFA president handed the heavy UEFA Champions League trophy to the team’s captain Cristiano Ronaldo. The words engraved on the trophy are not very clear to Wei Xun, but the black and white jersey, except for my Juventus Who else can anyone!

With a heavy sense of satisfaction, Wei Xun succumbed to another glass of wine and fell drunk.

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