I’m Really a Superstar

Things are getting big!

p\u003eMany people stopped watching the Spring Festival Gala and came to watch!

"A Letter from Home" firmly ranks third on the music chart! 》

"Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's new cross talk has received unanimous praise!" 》

"The men's team of the World Table Tennis Championships was defeated!" 》

"The reason why Han Li lost?" 》

"Head coach Liu Yifeng supports Han Li! 》

"The team members complained during the live broadcast that a letter home was too ugly! Resulting in losing! 》

The news on the Internet is also coming one after another!

Han Li is also a very popular star athlete. Although table tennis players are definitely not as popular and famous as celebrities in the entertainment industry, star athletes are really good at it and their popularity is quite high. In the world like Zhang Ye There are several examples such as Yao Ming, Liu Xiang, Li Na, etc.

At this moment, Han Li's meager fortune has been @broken.

Also under siege was the national team head coach Liu Yifeng, and even the national table tennis team’s official meager account was swiped all over!

"Can you talk?"

"Have some grace and don't embarrass the countrymen!"

"I'm ashamed of you. This time you lost all your shame abroad!"

"You still have the nerve to scold Zhang Ye after losing to the South Korean team? I'm so fucking pissed off by you! Are you scolding Zhang Ye! Who is Mr. Zhang? He's been the master of black Korea for twenty years. ! They have been fighting with Koreans since they debuted! Fighting with Korean stars! Every time they had a scolding war with them, Teacher Zhang was on the front line. Even today last year, Teacher Zhang was still on the front line because of Li Anxu was beaten and imprisoned in the police station. Countless people rushed into the police station to help Zhang Ye escape! Do you know what that scene was? Have you seen it? He has always been on the front line of Black Korea! He has never lost! Where? Like you guys, you blame Zhang Ye for having a bad song when you lose? What kind of logic is that!"

"I'm convinced too, why are people scolding such a touching song?"

"Go watch "Everything is Alright"! You will know after watching it!"

However, there was no movement for a few meager sums.

Liu Yifeng, Han Li and other members of the national team did not explain.

Didn't pay attention.

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Today is destined to be an unusual night!

Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's new cross talk shocked the country, "A Letter from Home" swept the music charts, the World Table Tennis Championships lost, Han Li came up with a new reason for losing, the national team's default attitude, netizens' There was a lot of scolding, etc., this New Year’s Day night was really lively! However, maybe because the excitement is not big enough or big enough, Beijing TV Station is in a big situation again!

Backstage.

Near the conference hall, a group of people were in chaos!

"Quick, call an ambulance!"

"Ouch, what's wrong? What is this?"

"Call 120!"

"Teacher Qu Haiying fainted!"

"Don't touch him! It may be a heart attack! Don't touch him casually!"

"Go and call the leader!"

"This is bad! This is bad!"

"Teacher Qu! Teacher Qu! Wake up!"

After a while, Chang Xiaoliang hurried over with the director team, "Why is this happening? Lao Qu? Lao Qu? Have you called an ambulance? Why haven't you come yet?"

Several leaders from Beijing TV stations also rushed over!

A female staff member almost burst into tears, "We have a holiday on New Year's Day and there are few ambulances!"

Chang Xiaoliang made a quick decision, "Don't wait! Find someone to drive Teacher Qu to the hospital! Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Hu Fei said loudly: "See if there is any medicine for heart disease in Lao Qu's pocket! Give him one first!"

"Yes, yes, take medicine!" The people over there hurriedly looked for medicine.

After waiting for others to see him off, Chang Xiaoliang felt very heavy, "The pressure is too great."

A deputy director sighed, "Everyone has stayed up day and night for the Spring Festival Gala for too long!"

"Teacher Qu's heart has been bad!" Qu Haiying's partner in the show said this time: "But what about the show? It starts in an hour!"

A station leader looked at Chang Xiaoliang and said, "Old Chang, can I change the person?"

Chang Xiaoliang immediately said: "Lao Qu's sketch is centered on him. This sketch is completely based on Lao Qu. You can't replace the person!"

A female assistant director stamped her feet anxiously, "And it's too late to change!"

A member of the directing team suggested, "What if we put the backup program on top?"

"Where are the backup programs? The ones that are not used are all eliminated!"

“And the previous pre-selection shows didn’t have any small categories!”

"Even if there is, if we find someone to come over now, it will be too late to prepare!"

"This is how to do?"

"Now our ratings are soaring!"

"Yes, this is a live broadcast, we can't miss another program!"

"We really hope to get the first place in this year's Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala this time. Our Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala has never won it before! This is the result that Zhang Ye and Teacher Yao Jiancai won for us! If the finale of the language program No, it ended early. That would be a pity. The most important thing is that the program list has been sent out, and there is no way to end it early. Otherwise, what will happen next? Will the free ten minutes be full of commercials? ?”

"How about using a singing program to top it off?"

"A singing program only lasts two or three minutes. You need to find at least three or four programs! How to find it? Where to find it? This is even more unreliable!"

Everyone on the directing team was in confusion and talking at all times!

Suddenly, at this time, Xiao Lu in the crowd casually made a suggestion, "How about making a new sketch to top it?"

Writing a sketch now?

Preparing props now?

No rehearsal, go live directly?

Aren't you talking nonsense? Who can do it?

Many people ignored this issue.

But after Chang Xiaoliang heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up - because he thought of someone!

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The lounge at the end of the corridor.

Yao Jiancai said: "What's going on outside? Is it so chaotic? Did something happen?"

Zhang Ye paid no attention and was still looking at the meager sum while cursing.

"Okay, brother." Yao Jiancai was overjoyed, "You've been scolding me for ten minutes, take a break."

Zhang Ye said: "I'm not tired of scolding them for three days and three nights. These guys are quite..."

The door was pushed open from the outside, and a dozen people came in at once, including the station leader, Chang Xiaoliang, Hu Fei, Xiao Lu Dafei, and many directors and staff from the program team. As soon as these people came in, they heard Zhang Ye, a famous host, a famous director, an associate professor at Peking University, and an associate professor at Communication University, cursing like a gangster. The words he said were so unpleasant that most people couldn't curse him!

Chang Xiaoliang: "..."

Hu Fei: "..."

Taiwan leader: "..."

Forget it, pretend not to hear.

Everyone made this decision unanimously without discussion.

Zhang Ye was startled and stopped scolding, "Hey, Director Chang? Brother Hu? Deputy Director Song? What's going on?"

Chang Xiaoliang got straight to the point: "Teacher Qu Haiying had a heart attack and was sent to the hospital."

Yao Jiancai was stunned, "How are you?"

Zhang Ye has also heard of Qu Haiying's name. He is a good sketch actor.

Hu Fei immediately said: "I made a call just now. He has just arrived at the hospital and is already awake. His life should not be in danger, but he will definitely not be able to appear on the show later."

Zhang Ye breathed a sigh of relief and said immediately: "As long as everything is fine."

Chang Xiaoliang looked at Zhang Ye, "But no one will perform the sketch at the finale of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala!"

Zhang Ye shouted and said anxiously for them: "What should we do? You guys should think of a solution quickly."

"Director Zhang." The deputy chief director of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala looked at him and said, "Didn't you say before that you made a sketch?"

Hearing this, Zhang Ye was stunned, "What did you say?"

The man repeated: "Skit."

Zhang Ye pointed to his nose, "Me?"

The man said: "Yes."

Zhang Ye stared, "Did I say that?"

Chang Xiaoliang nodded and said, "You said so."

Nonsense!

I'm a fucking crosstalk actor, why should I do sketches? I'm sick!

As a result, when Zhang Ye was about to speak, the assistant director choked back his words. "That's what you said. Last rehearsal, you and Dong Shanshan were late. You said you two were working on a sketch." , it’s too late! Director Chang also said that I would like to collaborate with you on that skit next year! You said it’s no problem!”

Zhang Ye was dumbfounded. Damn it, he seemed to vaguely...really said this!

Chang Xiaoliang made a decision immediately: "We don't need to cooperate next year, let's do it this year, let's do it today, Teacher Zhang, we all depend on you! The finale skit... you do it!"

I come?

Sketch? ?

Zhang Ye almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

Holy shit! Brother, can you please stop making trouble? When I talk about cross talk, what kind of sketch will I come up with? I said that last time, but it was because Dong Shanshan and I were late. I just made up a lie and found an excuse! I didn't even think about it after saying it, I couldn't even remember it! Why do you guys still take it seriously? Still a sketch? You really think I can do everything!

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[Others are updating three or five times a day. I can’t come, so I can only work hard on naming. In this chapter, the nickname is Bai Bai Geng, the nickname is Li Bai Geng, and the nickname is San Bai Geng! Damn it! Asking for a monthly ticket! ! 】

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