I’m Really a Superstar

"Yes!"

"Put "A Letter Home" on the top!"

"Already the fourth one!"

"The above is the best song in Chen Guang's new album!"

"Come on! Break Lao Chen into pieces!"

"I'm here! I'll punch your lungs out!"

"Explode Teacher Chen Guang!"

"Comrades and fellow villagers, kill!"

"Let Zhang Ye be in the top three!"

"Yes, let Zhang Ye be in the top three! Hahahaha!"

A group of netizens who were worried about the world being in chaos were even more excited than the person involved. They were all clamoring to give "A Letter from Home" or give "A Letter from Home" good reviews or clicks or help retweet it to increase its popularity. Finally, under the shouts of a bunch of trolls, Wow, your mother miraculously "broken" Chen Guang!

Third place!

No. 3 on the Music Chart Daily List: "A Letter Home"!

The sailors rejoiced!

"Wow!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"It's done! It's done!"

“That’s awesome!”

"Pfft, are you going to be so damaging?"

"Ouch, let me laugh for a while!"

Originally, this group of people had been moved to tears by this song before, and some even cried when they heard it. But in the blink of an eye, when they saw the excitement? Is there some trouble? All of a sudden, the sailors' faces changed. They turned against each other faster than turning the pages of a book. They all shouted to fight and kill in a funny manner, and they were arrogant!

"Sister Baozhang is next!"

"That's right! Love so and so!"

"Our goal is to be number one!"

"It should be the number one target for the month!"

"No,

Put "A Letter from Home" on the annual list! "

"Still on the annual charts? What a vision! We want to put this song on the international music charts! On the American music charts! Let the Americans feel the passion and warmth of the folk songs of the Republic!"

"Yes, go to the United States!"

"Come on!"

“Forward to America!”

"He's just a bastard for his grandma!"

After seeing this, many people fainted and fell to the ground, "Holy shit, stop bragging, okay? Give your mother America back? Why don't you push it out of the universe! Why don't you give it to the Milky Way?" Move forward!"

Sailor replied: "What a suggestion!"

Onlookers: "..."

The Internet is full of joy, as if it’s the Chinese New Year. Hey, it seems like it’s the Chinese New Year.

Beijing TV station.

Some lounge.

Yao Jiancai was overjoyed, "With your broken voice, you can still be on the music chart of the day? Damn it, you're already in third place! I just recently crossed over to become a documentary director, and now I'm in the music world again!"

Zhang Ye didn't like hearing it, "Hey, what do you mean I have such a broken voice?"

"Hahaha, you are going up to cause trouble." Yao Jiancai commented.

Zhang Ye boasted: "This is strength, do you understand?"

Yao Jiancai curled his lips: "You can do it soon."

"Look at Grandma Zhang Xia's evaluation, look at Sister Zhang's evaluation, look at Ning Lan's enthusiastic recommendation, it's so pertinent, so pertinent!" Zhang Ye pointed to the comments on Weibo.

Yao Jiancai: "Just say it!"

Zhang Ye was still serious when he sang "A Letter from Home" just now. Now that he got off the stage, he became his usual playful and smiling look.

Idle time is also idle, the two of them chatted while reading Weibo.

Suddenly, Yao Jiancai burst into laughter, "Hey, someone scolded you!"

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes and said, "You scolded me too much."

Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "But this time the scolding is so original! Look! Something happened to your song again!"

Zhang Ye didn't pay attention at first, but after taking a look at it, he was also speechless!

Not only Zhang Ye, but others also discovered it, because this was not an ordinary sentence on the Internet, but a piece of news, an interview, and a live broadcast!

…

New Year's Day.

The World Table Tennis Championships held abroad came to an end. In the final of the men's team competition, the Republic team lost 23 to the South Korean team. They lost three games in a row despite a 20-point lead. The last player to appear is currently ranked second in the world. The table tennis player Han Li was in poor condition and missed the key decisive points. This time the defeat was tragic. The Men's Team World Championship trophy that the Republic had won for ten consecutive years changed hands for the first time!

The CCTV commentator and host of this game is Yu Yingyi!

After losing the team competition, many table tennis fans were very angry!

"What kind of ball did you hit!"

"Damn, there's something wrong with the referee!"

"The fight was so bad today!"

"Don't watch it anymore! It's Chinese New Year and it's causing trouble for people!"

"If you had known what table tennis I was watching, why don't I go watch the Spring Festival Gala!"

"There was something wrong with this event at that time. It was delayed for a long time before the finals were played today. The result is this result? What the hell!"

Many people are in a bad mood.

But during the post-game interview, something no one expected happened.

When reporters interviewed men's team player Han Li and asked him what was the main reason for his loss this time, Han Li's answer amused many people!

Han Li said angrily: "I am used to listening to music to relieve stress before every game."

The reporter was stunned and said, "Listen to the song?" What does this have to do with losing? The reporter didn’t understand it all at once.

Han Li said angrily: "I found a very high-ranking song on the music chart. What's it called "A Letter from Home"? I was in good condition at first, but after hearing this noise, my heart suddenly went into chaos! I'm going to I want to ask, what happened to the current music chart? Is this still the most authoritative music list in China? Can any song be included?" After that, he stopped answering any questions from reporters and turned around to follow. Teammates and coach left together! On the screen, his teammates patted him on the shoulder and comforted him.

This interview was live and was broadcast!

After this broadcast, many meager trolls laughed like crazy!

"Oh, I'll go!"

"Isn't this excuse too damn far-fetched?"

"You lost the game yourself, so you still rely on others?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Teacher Zhang was scolded again!"

"Look at the good things you have done. You insisted on putting "A Letter from Home" on the ranking list. Look, something happened! You have tricked people! You have caused our country to lose!"

"What does it have to do with us!"

"Isn't this because I can't poop and have to live in a latrine?"

Because it was an international competition and it was live broadcast, Han Li's speech caused a big sensation. It was broadcast on TV. Who doesn't know about it?

For a time, doubts were overwhelming!

"What a fool!"

"This Han Li always finds a reason! It was the same last time!"

"It's fun for me! What a useless excuse!"

"If you lose, you lose. Could it be that Zhang Ye made you lose?"

Faced with huge pressure from public opinion, the national table tennis team also had to respond.

Soon, Liu Yifeng, the head coach of the national table tennis team, accepted an interview with reporters.

The female reporter asked: "What do you think of Han Li's words after the game?"

Liu Yifeng said calmly: "As far as I know, Han Li does have the habit of listening to music to relax before games. Each of our athletes also has his own way of reducing stress. This is understandable. The child is still young, so the way he speaks There was a bit of a rush, which is understandable. If we lose, no one will be in a good mood."

The female reporter asked: "Then you mean that the song "Letter Home" is directly related to the national team's loss?"

Liu Yifeng said: "Han Li is a young man and is easily influenced by the outside world. From what I know about him, something that appears temporarily, a song, something that he doesn't like, will definitely be affected by it." He has made an impact that other athletes cannot be distracted from, and no one is a saint."

The female reporter laughed and said, "Then you mean that Zhang Ye was the reason for losing?"

After the game, Liu Yifeng also knew the origin and singer of the song, and said, "I didn't say that."

The female reporter said to herself, but that’s what you mean.

Liu Yifeng said: "There are many factors for losing. In addition to external factors, we will also reflect on ourselves."

Then external factors are still the main cause!

Or did "A Letter Home" make you lose?

Coincidentally, at this time, the door of the competition lounge opened, and another athlete from the national table tennis team came in. As he walked, he said to his teammates next to him: "That "Letter Home" is quite annoying! This is not making trouble. Oh! Otherwise we will definitely win this game!" He didn't know that the head coach in the room was being interviewed on live TV. When he saw it, he was stunned and quickly closed the door and went out.

But this section was aired many times!

The scoldings poured in all of a sudden!

"what does it mean!"

"I thought Han Li was the only one who was ignorant. Your entire national team relies on Zhang Ye?"

"This is too far-fetched!"

"Although there are many people scolding Zhang Ye on the Internet, you must at least find a reasonable reason, right? What is this called? Isn't this just looking for trouble!"

"You want to listen to the song yourself! No one else is forcing you to listen!"

"The players are young and ignorant? But why is your head coach also ignorant?"

"Yes, Han Li has always had this problem. He always likes to shirk responsibility. When he loses, you, as the head coach, not only don't criticize him, but you also help him find excuses? Help the national team shirk responsibility? Who are you! Still With your team member named Li, we have heard all the curse words!"

"Teacher Zhang is at fault again!"

"These people on the table tennis team are so funny!"

Han Li didn't reply after that.

Liu Yifeng did not give any further explanation. He may have already said hello in the locker room. In the end, no other members of the team were interviewed by reporters.

…

the phone is ringing.

It's Yu Yingyi calling.

Zhang Ye was cursing there, "Fuck you!" He answered the phone.

Yu Yingyi said: "Zhang'er."

"I'm here." Zhang Ye said.

Yu Yingyi blinked, "What's wrong? Did you see the live broadcast?"

Zhang Ye hummed: "Can you not see it? Do you still think that my singing is not good? You will lose after listening to one of my songs? That Zhang Yuanqi sang well, Chen Guang sang well, Fan Wenli sang well, ah I listen to it every fucking day, why haven’t I heard about someone ranked number one in the world? What nonsense are you talking to me about!"

Yu Yingyi said: "I am abroad, and I am still attending the game. I just finished my work and flew back to China the next day. Let me tell you, this Han Li has always had this kind of virtue. When he lost last year, he said that the racket was not good. At the beginning of last year, he lost once to a Japanese player and he said the air in the arena was not good."

Zhang Ye became angry, "Then you think I provoked whom? Why do all the shit basins belong to me? Okay, let's not talk about Han Li's problem for now. Do their other team members also have the same virtue? So does their head coach. That virtue? This doesn’t make sense! We really can’t just let this matter go!”

Yao Jiancai was enjoying himself.

My little guy, this day is really unlucky! Sing a song and your mother can cause a "tragedy" that will make a table tennis player ranked second in the world unable to play!

Come to think of it, there is no one left!