I’m Really a Superstar

On the way backstage.

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "This is a fun story to say."

Zhang Ye was also happy: "Yeah, it's a rare opportunity for us to talk nonsense. It's been a long time since I scolded the cross talk industry, and this time I'm having fun."

"It's a pity that it can't be broadcast." Yao Jiancai said regretfully.

Zhang Ye said: "It won't matter if it's broadcast."

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes, "It's okay. If it's broadcast, it will cause a lot of trouble. Last time in the cross talk skit competition, our three-part cross talk scolded the cross talk world. But look at the result, these people chased us and scolded us for a whole day." Year, if it is broadcast this time, do you think the noise will be minimal? And having said that, who dares to broadcast the cross talk between us today? This kind of joke can only be talked about in a small theater. "

Zhang Ye pouted, "Even if we stop talking about cross talk, do you think they won't scold us?"

"Well, that's true." Yao Jiancai shook his head and smiled, "We will probably never get rid of our reputation as 'public enemies of the Chinese cross talk community' in this life."

Zhang Ye said indifferently: "Public enemies are just public enemies, no big deal."

Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "You have so many lice that you don't feel itchy."

Suddenly, the conversation of several staff members who hurriedly walked over backstage came over. They were all in a panic, as if something had happened.

Zhang Ye narrowed his eyes, "What's wrong?"

"It seems like something happened?" Yao Jiancai also asked strangely.

As a result, the two of them listened carefully and found out that it was the two of them that those people were talking about.

"broken!"

"This is such a big deal!"

"Why was the secret leaked? Posted online?"

"Who let it go! Isn't this causing trouble?"

"The Internet is already in a state of shock! I heard there's going to be a fight!"

"Nonsense, can we stop fighting? I just listened to Teacher Zhang and Teacher Yao's cross talk on the screen backstage. Everyone in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and the cross talk industry has been scolded by them!"

Several people passed by quickly and did not see Zhang Ye or the others at all.

Zhang Ye was stunned, "What? Was it posted online?"

Yao Jiancai groaned, "Who posted it?"

They didn't expect this to happen, nor did the people at Beijing TV Station!

Over there on the stage.

Someone has discovered this situation immediately and hurriedly reported it to the leader!

Hearing this, a deputy director of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala suddenly broke into a cold sweat, "What?"

Hu Fei was also confused, "Why did it leak out?"

Chang Xiaoliang became angry, "Who was recording with a mobile phone just now? Find them!"

Everyone looked around looking for someone, but where to look for him?

Xiao Lu huffed.

Da Fei also blinked and became worried for Zhang Ye.

The deputy director of a Spring Festival Gala program team said: "If this cross talk is exposed, even if others know that our Spring Festival Gala will not be on this program, the relationship between our Spring Festival Gala program team and CCTV Spring Festival Gala will definitely be forged!"

"Director."

"Director! What should we do now?"

Everyone looked at the director of Beijing TV Station.

The old lady was very calm and glanced at everyone, "Didn't we expect this situation by letting Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai tell the fake program? Isn't it just to avoid the real program being leaked in advance? Now that we have made preparations, what else can we do? What’s all the fuss about? It’s not a real show.”

Rehearsals continue.

The following programs will appear one after another.

When the other station leaders and staff heard this, they could only sit back anxiously and watch the performance below. Some people were scrolling through their mobile phones and Weibo to keep an eye on the development of the situation!

…

online.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai’s new cross talk has hit the screen! Many netizens were so excited that they screamed while listening to the cross talk, and posted comments online while screaming!

"Hahahahaha!"

"I can't do it anymore! I'm laughing so hard!"

"Have all prostate patients peed?"

"Is that our hard-earned money? Ouch! Let me laugh a little longer! Hahahaha!"

"Why is it so funny?"

"Zhang Ye, Lao Yao, I like you so much!"

"These two are truly the golden partners in the field of cross talk!"

"Num, I've never heard such a funny cross talk!"

"Yeah, after listening to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's cross talk, and then listening to the jokes of other cross talk actors, it's impossible to laugh! The cross talk skills of these two people are ahead of the cross talk industry for many years!"

"Tang Dazhang was shot again!"

"Where was it hit? It was hit by an intercontinental missile!"

"Pfft! Visually, Tang Dazhang has fainted at home!"

"The scolding was so harsh! The scolding was so enjoyable!"

"The CCTV Spring Festival Gala was also poisoned by Zhang Ye!"

"Zhang Ye's mouth is really the most damaging in the country! Anyone who offends him will have suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck! How dare he vomit blood after being scolded?"

"Oh, what a joy!"

"When a work is judged by superiors, people in the cross talk circle will only curse Zhang Ye on the Internet. The curse words are not even good, and they just keep saying the words 'we will not admit you' over and over again. But look at Mr. Zhang, he picked up a work at random and scolded them directly with the work, and not only scolded them, but also made them laugh from beginning to end, this is such a high level!"

"Haha, talking about swearing? Zhang Ye is the ancestor!"

"Yeah, how many people in China can scold him better? These people in the cross talk world just don't have long memories! Zhang Ye scolded him like a dog during the last cross talk competition, what about this time? You guys are still going? Recruit him? When have you ever seen Zhang Ye swallow his anger!"

"Sweet, Zhang Ye really wants to say this at the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing?"

"Will this be broadcast? No way?"

"Definitely not, this is definitely a fake show!"

"Yes, it must be fake!"

"Teacher Zhang just talks nonsense about a fake show, which is enough to make the cross talk world drink a lot!"

"Hahaha, no, I have to listen to it again!"

"Me too, I can't get enough of it!"

"I've heard it three times! It's such a fucking relief!"

"Zhang Ye is right, there are not many good people in the domestic cross talk industry!"

"Scold! Curse! Curse! Curse!!"

This cross talk caused a huge sensation on the Internet!

…

Tang Dazhang's home.

A group of crosstalk actors who are rehearsing and studying the Spring Festival Gala program are all looking uglier than the last at the moment. Some are white, some are black, and some have green faces!

A comic actor pounded the table and shouted: "This is too much!"

One of Tang Dazhang's disciples said angrily: "Lawless! Lawless!"

Tang Dazhang also squeezed out two names through his teeth, "Zhang Ye! Yao Jiancai!"

"We can't just let it go!" someone shouted, "You are standing on our heads and shitting!"

Someone echoed: "Yes, this debt is never over! It's definitely never over!"

Everyone was furious!

Killing people can only be done with a nod, this cross talk is too harsh!

But as for why the relationship with Zhang Ye is not over, no one has said the result!

It’s not like no one challenged them before, and it’s not like there were no colleagues who openly questioned and abused the cross talk industry. However, under the leadership of several senior artists with high qualifications in the industry, the following cross talk units almost attacked and boycotted wherever they went. Banning, reporting, they have all kinds of means to make it difficult for a crosstalk actor to survive in the industry, because this industry still has the final say of a small number of old artists. Tang Dazhang, as a leading figure in the crosstalk industry today, also said so One of those people who counts!

But Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are different!

Yao Jiancai is just an actor, they have nothing to do with him!

This is especially true for Zhang Ye. He doesn't perform in small theaters at all, nor does he hold any large-scale commercial performances. His main job is to be a host, and he also does shows, writes novels, writes songs, and teaches. Even in the cross talk industry, Everyone jointly reported and boycotted, but it didn't have much practical significance. This result was proved in last year's cross talk sketch competition. There was nothing these people could do against Zhang Ye!

A crosstalk actor suggested: "Is that all our hard-earned money? This has already constituted slander! If we really want to cause trouble, we can sue him!"

"yes!"

"Sue him!"

"This is definitely defamation!"

The crowd was excited.

However, one of Tang Dazhang's apprentices, who was only eighteen years old, suddenly snorted inappropriately and said timidly: "Zhang Ye seems to be a lawyer himself?"

A group of people looked at him in unison.

"What's wrong with him being a lawyer?"

"Sue him anyway!"

"This kid is such a bastard!"

But as they talked, everyone's confidence became weaker and weaker, and in the end, no one mentioned the matter of filing a lawsuit with Zhang Ye anymore. Why? Your mother even lost the lawsuit between CCTV and Zhang Ye! Even if they think they are superior, they will never think that they are more powerful than CCTV’s professional legal team! This guy’s judicial examination score was the first perfect score in history that shocked the legal profession!

Tang Dazhang slammed the table angrily, "That's unreasonable! Can't we cure him?"

After thinking about it, everyone felt a little discouraged for a while. They really couldn't think of a trick that could subdue Zhang Ye! There is no way!

The little apprentice of Tang Dazhang inside, who was also a newcomer to cross talk who was only 18 years old, felt very bitter. He really wanted to make a suggestion at this moment, can we stop fighting with Zhang Ye? Even CCTV can't do anything about him, and even radio and television can't deal with him. He's such a gangster in the entertainment industry, such a troublemaker within the industry. Can't we just avoid him? Why bother with him if we have to compete with him? ah? If you can't afford to offend, you can't afford to hide! The most critical issue is that even if the entire cross talk world unites together, there is nothing they can do against him!

What else is there to fight?

There's no way to fight!

…

Soon, the news was flying all over the sky!

"Zhang Ye was invited to the Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala! 》

"Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's cross talk stirs up controversy again!" 》

"Zhang Ye's new Spring Festival Gala work - I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala?" 》

"Comprehensive condemnation of the cross talk industry!" 》

"Zhang Ye satirizes the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and the crosstalk industry of the Republic!" 》

"Hilarious!" Beijing Spring Festival Gala rehearsal cross talk exposed! 》

"See Zhang Ye's Crosstalk Again!" 》

"A murder caused by a cross talk!" Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are at war with the cross talk world again! 》

News tabloids collectively spoke out and reported on this "tragedy", and the general content was quite similar - Zhang Ye once again used practical actions to prove to the world that he has never had an opponent when it comes to swearing!