I’m Really a Superstar

Zhang Ye told Yao Jiancai backstage that he should close his eyes and rest for a while to collect his thoughts. In fact, he calmly opened the game ring, clicked on the mall, bought two memory search capsules, ate them, closed his eyes, and began to organize his memories. It contains several jokes by Guo Degang.

Up ahead, the rehearsal begins.

The music tinkled to the backstage, and the voices of several party hosts also sounded one after another.

"Happy New Year, audience friends!"

"I'm Wu Sha."

"I am Dameng!"

"I am Dong Shanshan."

"We all wish you a happy New Year!"

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In addition to the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the Spring Festival galas of other satellite TV channels are also attracting attention. Some satellite TV channels even have more topics and more luxurious lineups than the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

For example, Mango Terrace.

"Wow, Mango TV invited Huo Dongfang!"

"Master Huo is mighty!"

"I heard it cost a lot of money! It's a big deal!"

"Originally, I heard that CCTV Spring Festival Gala wanted to invite him, but I didn't expect that Master Huo would go to Mango Channel. If you look at the program list, Teacher Dahe has also been invited!"

"After counting, there are three first-tier stars and seven second-tier stars!"

For example, Liaoning Station.

"Ouch, it blinded me!"

"Liaoning TV station is also competing this year?"

"Invited all the kings here? Didn't the kings miss the party early?"

"Yes, he has been developing in Hong Kong, and this is his first time attending the Spring Festival Gala in mainland China!"

"Holy shit, the fans of King of Heaven are already crazy!"

Also like Beijing TV Station.

"The Beijing Spring Festival Gala rehearsal is underway!"

"Depend on,

Why are Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's names on the program list? "

"What? Real or fake?"

"Why are you lying to me? Come and see!"

"Ah, it's true! These two old partners went to the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing?"

"Hahahaha, I told you that Zhang Ye won't be idle this year! If CCTV Spring Festival Gala doesn't invite him, there are still other TV stations that invite him!"

"Isn't Zhang Ye the person you're looking for?"

"He is on a free contract, so there should be no problem!"

"The combination of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai must be talking about cross talk!"

“I’m so looking forward to it!”

"Hey, you must watch the Beijing Spring Festival Gala this year!"

"The Beijing TV station is really awesome. They have brought out the big killer Zhang Ye. This year's local TV station Spring Festival Gala will definitely be lively. It's a fight between the dragon and the tiger!"

"Not necessarily. Zhang Ye is also a top second-tier star. His popularity cannot be compared with that of first-tier stars."

"The popularity is incomparable, but Zhang Ye is awesome on the show. No matter how popular you, the King and Queen, and a few first-line stars are, they can only sing and dance on the Spring Festival Gala. They have no special characteristics. They just use their Popularity attracts audiences, but Zhang Ye is different. Zhang Ye plays the most popular language program. Who doesn’t want to listen to cross talk and watch sketches during the Chinese New Year? So on the stage of a special occasion like the Spring Festival Gala, Zhang Ye The two of them, Yao Jiancai, can definitely outdo three or four first-tier stars. The King of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven are no match for these two. This is determined by the environment and atmosphere. The stage of the Spring Festival Gala will always be dominated by language programs!"

"Jingchengtai did a great job!"

“It’s been so long since I heard Lao Zhang and Lao Yao’s cross talk! A must-see!”

"This year's rehearsal, I don't know what cross talk these two people are talking about. Is there anyone who went to the scene? Please record a voice for us! I beg you!"

"Same request!"

"It's good to hear it in advance."

At this time, a Weibo user suddenly spoke, "Shh, I'm at the scene. The rehearsal has already started. It's the third show now. It's not far from Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's cross talk. If I have a chance, I'll record it secretly." Send a paragraph, keep it confidential, don’t make it public.”

"Wow!"

"Thank you so much!"

"Hero, please accept my respect!"

"Be careful not to be discovered!"

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At the same time, once it was revealed that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's cross talk show was about to appear at this year's Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala, doubts arose in the cross talk circles! Several disciples of Tang Dazhang, the current leader in the cross talk world, and members of the cross talk club have spoken out against it. Ever since the cross talk sketch competition held by CCTV last year, the cross talk community has never stopped denouncing and criticizing Zhang Ye. As if endlessly.

One of Tang Dazhang's disciples: "Beijing TV stations are becoming more and more depraved!"

Tang Dazhang's junior brother: "Inviting Zhang Ye to talk about cross talk is definitely a thoughtless thing!"

An old artist in the cross talk world: "Zhang Ye's cross talk is not called innovation at all. It is slandering the art of cross talk. Is anyone really going to invite him? You still have to watch Lao Tang's show for this year's Spring Festival Gala. I have asked me about Lao Tang's show before. , I’ve probably seen it, it’s very good, you can look forward to it.”

People immediately complained below.

"Anyway, you have to oppose whatever Zhang Ye does."

"A cross talk with more than sixty people? I'm sorry I can't look forward to it!"

One of Tang Dazhang’s apprentices and one of the members who will participate in the 60-person cross talk show in this year’s Spring Festival Gala said: “Master, this year’s cross talk show is a flower show and a subversive innovation. In the process, there will be collaborations with actresses from Dagu Shu. It’s You can tell whether it’s good or bad by looking at it.”

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Beijing TV station.

It's almost time.

A staff member opened the door and said, "Teacher Yao, Teacher Zhang, you two are almost here."

"Okay." Yao Jiancai stood up and walked out with Zhang Ye. On the way, Lao Yao showed Zhang Ye the curses on Weibo with his cell phone, "The cross talk world is done with you."

Zhang Ye was speechless, "Tang Dazhang's cross talk and Dagu Shu?"

Yao Jiancai said: "She's still an actress."

"Okay." Zhang Ye smiled helplessly, "They won."

Go backstage and line up, and the two continue to compare lines. In fact, it is just a simple touch. Zhang Ye said that cross talk rarely follows the lines. Sometimes he even thinks of a burden and just shakes it off. Yao Jiancai has a strong foundation, and every time They can catch it every time. The two of them have always cooperated very well. After all, they are old partners.

frontcourt.

The gongs and drums on the big stage were noisy, and it was a large-scale acrobatic show.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jian were going to perform on another small stage. The next show was theirs. The stage had already been set up with stands and microphones.

Dong Shanshan was also standing there waiting for the curtain call.

Many Spring Festival Galas now use two stages, one main stage and one auxiliary stage. Because they are all live broadcasts, many programs require more and larger props. When the host is chatting, sometimes there is not enough time to remove the props. The timing of the props, so the two stages were just right.

There were a lot of people sitting under the stage. Compared with the empty seats, there didn't seem to be many people. They were definitely not full. But in fact, there were about a hundred people at the scene, including people from the review department and people from the Beijing TV station. Many leaders and employees, as well as some big-name celebrities who had finished their performances, also sat in the audience to watch the performance.

Zhang Ye saw Hu Fei, Xiao Lu, Da Fei, Brother Hou, Di Hou and other old colleagues underneath. He also saw some familiar faces, such as the chief director Chang Xiaoliang, and the kind-hearted old lady——Zheng She is the director of Beijing TV Station. Zhang Ye had dealt with her when she was doing a smoking cessation advertisement.

Suddenly, the music stopped.

The acrobatic performance on the main stage is over!

Dong Shanshan also took over the camera and started chatting with a male host next to him.

Male host: "The acrobatics just now were really wonderful."

Dong Shanshan: "Yeah, it makes me scared. I'm really worried about them."

Male host: "Haha, they are all professionals, so nothing will happen."

Dong Shanshan smiled and said: "But the two people below who are going to perform the show seem to often get into trouble."

The male host paused, "If you insist on saying that, well, I really can't refute it."

The station leaders and staff below all laughed.

The director smiled and said: "Who gave this line?"

The deputy director smiled and shook his head.

Chang Xiaoliang said: "They decided it themselves, and I went through it."

Xiao Lu whispered to the person next to him: "It's Teacher Zhang's turn!"

Da Fei said excitedly: "I've been waiting for it for a long time!"

Brother Hou raised his cell phone and said with a smile: "Look, people in the cross talk world are starting to scold Teacher Zhang again."

Hou Di said: "I don't know what jokes Teacher Zhang will come up with this year."

"Today is just a rough time for rehearsal. In order to protect their program, we didn't let them talk about it for real. All they talked about for a while was 'fake program.'" Hu Fei said.

Xiao Lu asked: "What's the point of that?"

Da Fei's mood also calmed down, "Khan, isn't co-writing the program of the Spring Festival Gala that day?"

Hu Fei smiled and said: "If you want to see something exciting, wait until the Spring Festival Gala."

No one noticed that among the people watching below, someone secretly put his hand into the pocket of his pants. He clicked a few times and turned on the recording. He didn't care whether it was a real or fake show. Anyway, Zhang Ye's cross talk was recorded. That's right.