I’m Really a Superstar

morning.

News about the Spring Festival Gala keeps popping up.

The latest rumored CCTV Spring Festival Gala program list has also been released. Judging from the list, the authenticity is very high. It should not be made up by netizens. It is probably the program list of this year’s Spring Festival Gala.

Singing programs:

Sun Hang - "Motherland".

Zhang Xia and Li Qixi - "The Taste of Home".

Zhang Yuanqi - "Under the Sun".

Language programs:

Gong Qing, Ci Xiufang, Xiao Hai - sketch "Why is it you again".

Tang Dazhang, Li Yan, Guo Binzi and more than 60 people - Crosstalk "Family Reunion".

Netizens complained endlessly below.

"Why are they all old faces?"

"Yeah, most of them are still those people."

"Sister Zhang sang a new song solo this time? Didn't she collaborate with Grandma Zhang?"

"Sixty people doing cross talk? I'm speechless!"

"Pfft, has Tang Dazhang brought all the people from his cross talk club with him? Has he moved here?"

"What is this going on? Sixty people talking together? Is there cross talk with so many people? Oh, why is it so funny! Did Tang Dazhang drive Zhang Ye crazy last year? I'm not surprised that he went to the Spring Festival Gala. I'm a regular visitor, but what do you mean by crosstalk with 60 people? Is this forced to come up with something innovative? Is this called innovation? Isn't it chaotic when so many people go up? Besides, there is no point in having more people? It's not like comparing people many!"

"Who knows what Tang Dazhang and the others think."

"Did the Spring Festival Gala program team pass it?"

"The current Spring Festival Gala is getting weirder every year!"

"Where's Zhang Ye? Why is Zhang Ye not as big as me!"

"Haha, our teacher Zhang Ye was not even nominated for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. Zhang Ye offended too many people, otherwise he might have participated in the Spring Festival Gala this year."

"Sixty people doing cross talk,

It’s almost impossible to watch directly. Tang Dazhang’s cross talk is really unpleasant. Every year, the first sentence he comes up with is ‘Friends, we meet again.’ I’m tired of hearing it! It's better to let Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai come on. The cross talk between these two people is so damn good! I listened to "I Want to Go Against the Three Customs" ten times! "

"Without Zhang Ye in the Spring Festival Gala, it wouldn't be a lively show!"

"Yeah, there's no fight."

"Pfft, you guys upstairs are really good at it."

…

Beijing TV station.

At the rehearsal site, the hall was crowded with people. There were lion dancers, some practicing acrobatic somersaults, and some singing their voices to the outside. It was a mess. You could see many familiar faces inside, and they should all be on TV. An artist, but his fame may not be that high. The dressing room and several lounges are also full!

It was already ten o'clock when Zhang Ye and Dong Shanshan came over.

Hu Fei and Yao Jiancai hurried over to pick them up, "Xiao Zhang, Xiao Dong! Hey, you guys are here, hurry up, this way!"

Went to a separate lounge.

This time Beijing Satellite TV’s Spring Festival Gala invited a lot of big names. Zhang Ye may not be the most popular among them, but he is definitely among the most popular. With his status, the TV station will definitely not treat him as such. He and Yao Jiancai threw them into the hall and prepared a separate rehearsal space for them.

Hu Fei is the deputy chief planner of this year’s Beijing Spring Festival Gala, so he has a lot of work at the scene. He has been running for a whole morning and his forehead is sweating. Come on, the rehearsal is about to start, so hurry up and get ready!"

Dong Shanshan breathed a sigh of relief, "It hasn't started yet?"

Hu Fei said: "The equipment debugging has been delayed by one hour. If you come a quarter of an hour later, it will really start. It will be too late to say anything."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Look, it's better to come early than to come by chance."

Hu Fei's eyes darkened, "Don't be angry with me. By the way, I told Teacher Yao just now. Considering that I only invited you temporarily two days ago, the time is too tight, so the leader just ordered that you You can say whatever you want about today's cross talk, it's okay to talk nonsense, as long as you say enough of the eleven minutes left for you on the Spring Festival Gala, it can't exceed twelve minutes at most. The extension of this time will depend on the total duration after the final rehearsal. Therefore, you will have time to carefully review your works for the Spring Festival Gala after you return home."

"Are you so trusting of us?" Zhang Ye said unexpectedly.

Hu Fei said: "You are an old employee of our Beijing TV station. What skills do you have that the station doesn't know yet? The station leaders are very confident in your creative ability and on-the-spot ability. When the work comes out, the station will review it privately. Same thing, it doesn’t have to be today, um, and also considering that there are too many people here today, including people from the stage and people invited. The crosstalk between you and Teacher Yao is the highlight of this year’s Spring Festival Gala in Beijing. What does the stage leader mean? It also needs to be properly protected so that it cannot be leaked in advance.”

"Okay, I understand." Zhang Ye understood.

Just talking nonsense?

Then it will be easy today.

At this time, the door behind opened.

"Director Chang."

"Director Chang!"

A middle-aged man led a group of people in, and Zhang Ye knew that this man was Chang Xiaoliang, the chief director of this year's Beijing Spring Festival Gala.

Chang Xiaoliang nodded to Hu Fei first, "Lao Hu, did you tell Teacher Zhang and Teacher Yao?"

"I've said it before," Hu Fei said.

Chang Xiaoliang said to Zhang Ye: "Hello, Teacher Zhang."

Zhang Ye smiled and shook hands with him, "Hello, Director Chang. I have long admired your name."

"Let's get along with each other." Chang Xiaoliang said: "This time I invited you and Teacher Yao to come, and the station approved me temporarily, so the notice was a little late."

"It's okay, Lao Yao and I coming here is the icing on the cake."

"You are helping me in times of need."

"I dare not say that."

The two exchanged a few pleasantries.

In fact, Chang Xiaoliang is really not talking nonsense. With Zhang Ye's current popularity and status, it may be doubtful to appear on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. It depends on the relationship, the intensity of censorship, etc. Like last year's Spring Festival Gala, even the queen Zhang Yuanqi and the veteran singer Zhang Xia almost missed the opportunity, but if Zhang Ye wanted to attend the Spring Festival Gala of a local station, there would obviously be no problem, and he is the kind of owner who can choose a TV station at will. This time, their Beijing TV station came to help them in times of need. How much money did other provincial satellite TV local Spring Festival Galas spend to attract some first- and second-tier popular stars? In order to show their sincerity, some chief directors flew directly to Hong Kong and personally invited a big shot from Hong Kong and Taiwan. But what about Zhang Ye? They didn't even ask about the price, they came with just one phone call. This was to give Beijing TV station some face, so Chang Xiaoliang was very polite to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai.

Similarly, Zhang Ye actually urgently needs this opportunity. He is qualified to attend the local Spring Festival Gala, but the key is whether anyone dares to invite him. People are afraid that he will cause trouble or do not dare to invite Zhang Ye due to various interpersonal relationships. Ye, no matter how popular Zhang Ye is, it doesn't matter. He can't go to the Spring Festival Gala of the local station. The Beijing TV station is Zhang Ye's old employer. They have been in contact with each other for a long time. They have fought with each other and helped each other. It is natural for him to treat Zhang Ye. I trust him a lot more than other TV stations. I think I know the basics, so I dared to invite him.

So, this is a win-win situation, both parties have what they need.

Later, the two deputy chief directors were already glaring at Dong Shanshan and criticizing him!

One of them said: "Xiao Dong, what's the matter with you? Are you losing your temper on such a big day? We agreed to start at nine o'clock, look at what time it is now? Do you still have some discipline?"

Dong Shanshan was about to speak.

Zhang Ye, who was not far away, interrupted, "This is my fault."

The two deputy chief directors were stunned and looked at him.

Zhang Ye said embarrassedly: "I found Shanshan when I got up in the morning, asked her about the Spring Festival Gala, and also talked about the program, so I was delayed for a while and forgot about the time. In fact, I could have made it in time, but Then there was an accident and a car crash ahead, and there was a traffic jam, so we both arrived late."

"Talk about the show?" one person asked.

Zhang Ye made it up, "Oh, we weren't talking about cross talk, but we got excited about it later, and we exchanged sketch programs. I think Shanshan can act in sketches, isn't there always a host who guest-starred in sketches? Oh, right. Yes, Shanshan and I are college classmates. We always talked about this when we were in college, and it was endless."

Chang Xiaoliang said: "Teacher Zhang can also write sketches?"

Zhang Ye laughed and said, "You should know a little bit, it's just nonsense."

Chang Xiaoliang was very excited, "I'm really looking forward to your skit."

"Ha, the show has been decided, so it will be next year." Zhang Ye said.

Chang Xiaodian nodded, "Okay, there are still many opportunities for us to cooperate."

The two deputy chief directors looked at Dong Shanshan and said nothing. Zhang Ye already took the responsibility on him, what else could they say? You can't really blame Zhang Ye, right? What kind of status does he have? Associate professor at Peking University, associate professor at Communication University, a host who has won the highest award, a second-tier celebrity in popularity, and just talking about Zhang Ye's status as a TV program director, he will never be better than Chang Xiaoliang. This well-known party director is a veteran in the industry. Zhang Ye is the director with the highest ratings in the field of TV programs today. He is someone who can directly talk to the director of their Beijing TV station. They have no way to talk to him. So such a big thing as Dong Shanshan was revealed in such an understatement.

Zhang Ye and Dong Shanshan exchanged a knowing look.

There are people outside again.

"Director Chang, the countdown is on!"

"Are you all ready?"

"Everything is fine."

"Okay, it will officially start in ten minutes!"

Then, Chang Xiaoliang and his team hurried to the stage.

Hu Fei turned around and said, "Teacher Yao, Xiao Zhang, your show is in front, probably the seventh or eighth show. Someone will take you in soon."

Everyone is gone.

Only Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were left.

Zhang Ye asked, "Are you right about the words?"

Yao Jiancai said: "Isn't it okay if it's not just nonsense?"

"Sweet, are we really talking nonsense?" Zhang Ye said with a smile: "I have to say it is almost the same."

Looking at his watch, Yao Jiancai said: "It won't be long before it's our turn to take the stage. Is it still too late?"

Zhang Ye said: "Then it's simple, right?"

Yao Jiancai suddenly became happy and remembered something, "By the way, have you seen this year's CCTV Spring Festival Gala program? Tang Dazhang and everyone from his cross talk club are going to the Spring Festival Gala."

"What happened?"

"What's wrong? Have you heard the cross talk of more than sixty people?"

"Pfft! Real or fake?"

"See for yourself! They claim to be innovative!"

After reading the news for a long time, Zhang Ye also enjoyed himself for a long time. Suddenly, he remembered a famous classic cross talk by Guo Degang in his world.

Zhang Ye looked at Yao Jiancai, "Did they say that we can talk whatever we want during today's rehearsal?"

Yao Jiancai blinked, "You can call it nonsense."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Then I understand."

"Do you have a joke?"

"Yes."

"Oh, what's it called?"

"..."I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala"!"