I’m Really a Superstar

The competition begins.

While everyone was eating, they were jokingly competing with each other. Before the questions came out, the male teacher group and the female teacher group had already started to grab things.

"Don't grab it!"

"This is ours haha!"

“Put down my chicken wings!”

"Khan, I just baked this, how come it's yours?"

"I can't catch them. Teacher Zhang, come and help!"

"Ladies first, do you understand?"

“Wow, the scallops are delicious! The scallops are delicious!”

At the end, everyone stood in two groups, one group in front of the grill on the north side, and one group on the other side. The lines between the two groups were clearly defined, and no one showed weakness. Although it was a game, it was also a relaxing part, but where One side is holding back to win the other side, and everyone has a sense of teamwork and honor - well, except for Zhang Ye, Zhang Ye has no interest in this kind of competition at all.

Zhang Ye doesn't care about anyone and only cares about his own business. Among the thousands of flowers, he has only one position for himself. If he loses, he drinks for the female teacher group. The rest has nothing to do with him.

"bring it on!"

"Stop grabbing, let's compete."

"Which side will ask the question first?"

"Ma'am."

"good."

"Then let's go out first."

"Old rules, let's choose three referees first, and the referees will decide the winner or loser."

In the end, three teachers volunteered to be referees. No one chose them, so they were chosen directly. One of them was Li Rui from the Chinese language group, one was a male teacher from the School of Foreign Languages, and the other was once a professor at Tsinghua University and is now basically A retired teacher in his sixties.

The referee is in place.

The female teachers whispered among themselves and asked the first question, "For the first round of questions, we have a singing competition. Each person sings a line, and the next person has to sing starting with the last word of the previous person's lyrics." This is It is an old item that must be ordered every time, and it is also an area in which female teachers are good at.

The morale of the male teachers remains high.

"good!"

"Come on!"

The singing solitaire begins.

The first singer in the female teacher group was Su Na. "When will the bright moon come..." was Zhang Ye's song. Her singing was average, but luckily she didn't run away.

A young history teacher on the other side of the male teacher took a step forward and said, "A rain suddenly fell in my heart..."

A teacher from the female teacher group with a smile on her face took over the singing, "I can't tell where to go in the middle..."

Each person's words are equally matched.

It wasn't until the scene reached a fever pitch that the winner was decided unexpectedly. A member of the female teacher group sang a line of lyrics, and the end of the lyrics fell on the word " Kiln ". There are really too few lyrics starting with this word. A male teacher who picked up the song was stunned for a long time but didn't pick up the song.

It's been more than five seconds.

Three referees announced that the female teacher team won.

The female teachers came first, and they celebrated with high-fives!

"Won!"

"Hehe, it's so easy!"

"Teacher Chu has made a great contribution."

"Drink, drink!"

“I’m willing to accept my bet and lose!”

The male teacher who didn't answer the song took a bottle of beer with a sad face and drank it down. He drank it very hard. It looked like he didn't drink much at all. After drinking, he became a little more drunk and said: "It's our turn to give questions in the next round. Our question is, than imitation." He said the question so quickly. Apparently, the female teachers had discussed it before When it came time to ask the question, the male teachers had already thought about it.

A female teacher asked, "What are you imitating?"

The male teacher said: "Imitate movements and expressions. One person does the movements, and the person on the other side imitates, and then switches. If the person on the other side can't imitate in the end, he loses."

"This is fresh."

"I've never played this before."

"Okay, no problem."

"I accept your challenge, come on!"

Most of the female teachers are confident.

For the first move, a male teacher who had been prepared for a long time came out with a smile, leaned down on the ground, and made a one-handed push-up with his arms bent and supporting the ground. This move is probably something that even Zhang Ye would not be able to do. This is strength. And a support of related muscles is impossible for ordinary people to achieve.

The result? The female teachers also have capable people. A young female teacher who looked thin walked silently to the center of the field. She first put her hands on the ground, lowered her body and tried it. Finally, she quickly pulled her left hand back and imitated the male teacher's posture. Putting his left hand behind his back, he actually did a one-handed push-up and held it for one second. However, due to lack of strength, he only did it for one second, which was not as long as that person's, but he still finished it.

The male teachers were amazed.

"I'm sweating!"

"Is this okay?"

"Which teacher is this?"

"I know her. She is not a university teacher. She is the deputy leader of the Chinese teaching group of a key high school. When she was a teenager, she seemed to have practiced dancing or something, and she is in good physical condition."

"It's so fierce!"

"I can't even do this!"

The female teacher also clapped her hands and applauded!

"Teacher Ku is so cool!"

"Teacher Ku, you are amazing!"

"Ha ha!"

Then, the teacher, whose surname was Ku or Ku, stood up and made the next move, slashing with a big fork, "Who's coming?"

The split action is relatively routine, but it is only for lesbians with extremely flexible bodies. For a gay man, even if the body is very flexible, the split is too difficult.

However, there are also talented male teachers.

"Let me try." A thin male teacher appeared. He adjusted for a long time and slowly pushed the fork down, but in the end he couldn't get it down. He grinned and turned back and said: "Here are two people. Help me, give me some pressure, I should be fine.”

Two people came to help.

Press!

Press again!

It really worked out!

The male teacher team cheered!

"pretty!"

"Teacher Hu worked hard!"

"here you go!"

"I heard that Xiao Hu practiced Taekwondo as an amateur. It seems to be true."

"Xiao Hu's ligaments are quite long!"

The male teacher stood up with the help of others, his feet were swaying a little, and it hurt him so much that it almost killed him.

Then, the winner came to the next male teacher who appeared. As soon as this teacher made his move, the female teacher fainted on the floor. I saw this man opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, up, up, and then up. On top, he slowly licked the tip of his own nose.

"I'm going!"

"Is this okay?"

"This is amazing!"

"..."

"It's over!"

The female teachers were speechless. After countless people tried countless times, they all failed. Not to mention the tip of their noses, many people couldn't even lick the philtrum area.

The referee smiled and announced that the male teacher team won the second round.

Su Na waved her hand: "Teacher Zhang, don't eat, come and drink."

Zhang Ye then put down the razor clam shell in his hand and looked back, "Did you lose?"

A female teacher said: "If I lose, I'm counting on you."

Zhang Ye made a sound and walked over, picked up a bottle of beer, brewed it for a few times, and drank it all in one go. Because he drank too quickly, the guy was a little shaken. It had the effect of alcohol and ice. The beer was too It’s cold!

The competition was fierce.

In the third game, the female teacher team won.

In the fourth game, the male teacher team won.

Until the end of the sixth game, the two sides were still tied, 3 to 3.

Zhang Ye had already drank three bottles of cold beer. His ability to drink was almost unbearable. At this time, he was almost unable to drink anymore and his stomach was bloated.

Others were having fun, enjoying themselves and laughing again and again.

"Teacher Zhang, can't you?"

"Haha, Xiao Zhang can't drink anymore, let's keep up the good work."

"Otherwise, the seventh game will determine the outcome."

"I agree, the winner will be determined in the seventh game!"

"Who will come up with the question?"

"For the seventh game's question, for the sake of fairness, let the referee decide it."

"good."

"Can!"

"Success or failure depends on this!"

Everyone unanimously approved, and the final battle decided the winner.

Poetry?

Everyone was very surprised.

Li Rui, who was among the judges, was a member of the Chinese essay group. Even the other teachers who were not in the Chinese group were very impressed with Zhang Ye's poetry. Li Rui could not have known that this was Zhang Ye's area of ​​expertise. Zhang Ye first became famous. That's what they rely on. From what it looks like, Li Rui and the referee team are somewhat biased towards the team of female teachers. Do you want them to have a greater chance of winning? But that's not right. A few people know that Li Rui is not particularly interested in Zhang Ye's poems. When Zhang Ye had fights with colleagues in the literary circle, Li Rui and many of his peers also satirized Zhang Ye online, and Li Rui and several teachers in the Chinese language group, such as Liao Qi and Ma Qi, privately commented on Zhang Ye many times during the college entrance examination. They felt that his literary level was deified. Although Zhang Ye The level of Zhang Ye must be very high, but they don't seem to think that Zhang Ye can reach the level that everyone thinks. They think that he can't reach that level. At the top of the pyramid of the literary circle, there are only a few remaining masters. Many people Comparing Zhang Ye with those literary greats, they don't think Zhang Ye is qualified.

So what does this question mean?

Suddenly, Liao Qi stood up and said, "I'll take care of this!"

Everyone suddenly realized when they saw it, and they understood 70-80%. No wonder Li Rui had to ask a question about poetry and poetry. It turned out that someone in the Chinese language group was dissatisfied with Zhang Ye and wanted to take this opportunity to give him a try in the interview and compete with Zhang Ye. As soon as they touched it, they had already prepared it, and the questions they asked were also relatively subtle. Everyone knew that Zhang Ye was very skilled in the fields of satirical poems, decapitation poems and other poems about swearing, so they didn't rely on him. , did not dare to compete head-on with Zhang Ye in this aspect, so they chose a topic of "couples". This kind of poetry topic has almost never been shown in Zhang Ye's works before. They wanted to limit Zhang Ye's performance and win. he.