I’m Really a Superstar

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Eleven o'clock.

There were dense clouds on the mountain, and a few thick clouds drifted slowly, covering the scorching sun above our heads. In addition, there were many trees on the top of the mountain, and the cool wind spread across the mountains and fields, which was very comfortable.

At this time, the top of the mountain was full of teachers.

"Dr. Chen is here?"

"Hey, are you all ready?"

"Where's the bacon? Where's the bacon?"

"It's in the second small drawer of the box. Be careful when handling it. It's full of ice cubes."

"Light up the carbon!"

"Wait a minute, not everyone is here yet."

"Haha, my stomach is growling."

"Here comes a male teacher to help us move the stove."

"Here we go!"

The oven and ingredients are all in place.

Zhang Ye followed two young teachers from the math group up to the top of the mountain. When he saw this scene, he was lifted up by the lively atmosphere. Looking at the ingredients there, he seemed to be exhausted from the past few days. Once it’s all gone, it’s time to devour.

In the distance, Suna was drinking soda and chatting with several female teachers around her.

Many other male teachers have already opened a box of cold beer and started drinking. In the past, it was strictly forbidden to drink alcohol, but now it doesn't matter.

"Professor Zhang, here."

"Here."

Many people from the mathematics group were sitting in a pavilion. When they saw Zhang Ye and several colleagues arriving, they all called them over.

One person said: "Teacher Zhang, I heard that all the candidates in the capital are trying to undermine you?"

A female mathematics teacher covered her mouth and smiled and said: "I also heard from people at the Higher Education Admissions Office. It is said that there was quite a lot of noise and the candidates were making a lot of noise."

Zhang Ye became depressed when he heard this: "Hi,

Forget it, who do you think I provoked? Brother, I have offended a large number of people this time. What am I trying to do? "

A teacher from the Science and Comprehensive Group outside the pavilion heard this and turned his head and asked, "The papers for the Science and Comprehensive Science team this time are quite difficult. Are the questions from your mathematics group also very difficult?"

A math teacher laughed and said, "It's not just difficult. You'll know when you look back. Especially the questions asked by Teacher Zhang are more deceiving than the last!"

The man: "..."

About ten minutes later, the last wave of teachers who had not come also went up the mountain. Dean Pan from the mathematics group was also there, but the head of the Chinese group, Yu, did not see him. He probably didn't come because he had something to do. Suddenly, fireworks filled the top of the mountain, and people were lighting charcoal fires and burning stoves everywhere. I counted about six or seven ovens, which was enough for the dozens of teachers present to bake things. There were also all the raw materials, which I guess would be enough to eat in a day. Not finished.

"It's almost ready!"

"Let's bake!"

"Come on, come on!"

"Let's grill the scallops first. It's hot and these will go bad easily!"

"Bake some prawns for me too, thank you."

Several male teachers volunteered and started working in front of the stove. Not long after the ingredients were put on the shelves, the aroma wafted all over the floor with the sound of grease being pulled.

At this moment, a middle-aged male teacher from Tsinghua University suddenly said loudly: "Comrades, after struggling for so many days, the work has been successfully completed. Now we don't have to think about anything. Just relax. I suggest that we still Just follow the old rules!"

A female teacher smiled and said, "Sure!"

Another fatter female teacher also said: "I agree!"

A teacher from the Chinese language group: “Second!”

Teacher of the Arts and Comprehensive Group: "Haha, no problem!"

Many people inside are regular members of the proposition group of the Beijing College Entrance Examination. Some teachers have even participated in the proposition group for more than seven or eight years. Except for some new faces who joined this year, such as young teachers such as Zhang Ye and Su Na, everyone else is interested in that group. The "old rules" mentioned by Tsinghua teachers are not unfamiliar. Regardless of the fact that there are all authoritative figures in the education field present, if you pick out any one of them and stare at them in school, the students will get scared. But in fact, they are not as rigid as outsiders think. They will vomit after drinking too much and are tired from work. You have to relax.

Zhang Ye was not sure, so he asked Pan Yang next to him, "Dean Pan, what are the old rules?"

Pan Yang laughed and said, "It's not interesting for everyone to just eat. I forgot which year it started. Every time there is a celebration banquet after the test questions are released, everyone will engage in activities, such as performances, singing, and writing. Ah, divide the teachers into several groups, and whichever group loses will be fined with alcohol or something else."

Zhang Ye said, "That's it."

A middle-aged mathematics teacher said happily: "This session is interesting every year."

Zhang Ye was not very interested. The guy kept staring at the oven and was starving.

Everyone began to discuss, and everyone was talking about it.

"How will we allocate the funds this year?"

"In the past few years, there was a team of liberal arts teachers and a team of science teachers. However, the suspense of the competition was too little. Science teachers were very lacking in literary and artistic activities. Every year, our liberal arts teachers came out on top."

"Hey, our science teacher also won, okay?"

"Haha, just once or twice, Lao Zhou, do you still remember it?"

"That's a win! And many of you who work in liberal arts are good at writing, dancing, and painting. How glorious is it to beat our teachers who are engaged in mathematics, physics, and chemistry?"

"Let's be serious, what are you going to do this year?"

"If you don't classify students by arts and sciences, you can't classify them by school, right? Tsinghua University, Peking University, Renmin University, etc., there are too many teams, so it's not easy to handle."

"Otherwise, let's go by male and female."

"Yes! This is a good suggestion!"

"I can see it too!"

“It’s also interesting to compare them by grouping them into men and women!”

"Then what's the penalty for losing?"

"It's a fine bar, so much beer."

"Okay! Is it settled?"

"Ok, deal!"

"Come on, who is afraid of whom?"

In the current situation of being locked up in the mountains and unable to get out, everyone's enthusiasm for entertaining themselves was countless times higher than usual. Regardless of the young teachers or old comrades, they all cooperated. Soon, all the teachers unanimously passed the With this grouping proposal, everyone immediately began to take sides, with male teachers on one side and female teachers on the other. But at last glance, the number of female teachers was obviously smaller, that is, two-thirds of the male teachers' team.

A female teacher refused, "No, we have too few people."

Su Na also smiled and said: "Yes, we female compatriots can't drink too much, and there are only so few people. It's so unfair."

Liao Qi from the language group said: "Then what do you think we should do?"

A middle-aged female teacher suggested: "Then give us a teacher. At least he can drink for us."

After discussing it, the male teachers didn't have any objections. It was just for entertainment anyway, so they said: "Okay, then you can choose someone. There can only be one person."

When the female teachers saw this, they immediately started whispering among themselves.

Many male teachers also straightened their backs and hoped that the female teachers would choose them. A little green among the thousands of flowers was also a sign of popularity. Even if they lost, they helped the female teachers drink some wine. It didn't matter.

The female teachers pointed at them.

"How is Teacher Chu?"

"Okay."

"Where's Teacher Wu?"

"Not bad."

"Oh, who should I choose?"

"Got to find someone who can drink."

"Or find someone who can help us win, ha."

Zhang Ye's enthusiasm for participating in their activities was almost zero. This guy had already left the group and walked to an oven. After seeing that the scallops were roasted, he started to eat them, blowing on his burned fingers from time to time. head. The taste is okay, but it’s almost minced garlic!

Suddenly, a leading female professor from Renmin University stood up and said, "We have decided."

Liao Qi asked: "Who are you looking for to join your team?"

The male teachers all paid attention and pricked their ears.

The female professor smiled and said, "Please ask Teacher Zhang Ye."

When he heard his name, Zhang Ye, who was eating meat over there, looked back in surprise, "Huh?"

Liao Qi's eyebrows twitched, "Are you sure?"

The female professor smiled and said, "Sure."

Pan Yang greeted: "Professor Zhang, don't eat yet, you have a difficult task."

Su Na also waved to him, "Teacher Zhang, come quickly."

A female teacher said: "Haha, with Zhang Ye here, at least we won't lose in the field of literature, and even if the male teacher team messes up some math problems or guesses brain teasers, we still have a 100% chance of winning. , as for the rest, if it’s more than singing and dancing, that’s the strength of our female teachers, no one is afraid of it!” Among the female teachers, almost all are English teachers, history teachers, politics teachers, and geography teachers.

A female doctor said: "Teacher Zhang, it's up to you. Is your drinking ability okay?"

Zhang Ye had a look of helplessness on his face, "I just pour it after one cup. If I pour it, you have to carry me down the mountain."

Su Na said: "Come on, you have never drank less every time I see you drinking. You can always drink two bottles of beer, right? Teacher Zhang, there are a lot of female compatriots here, so don't let your guard down."

As soon as they entered the crowd of women, many female teachers started chatting with Zhang Ye.

"Xiao Zhang, I am Sun Fang from the Normal University."

"Hey, Sister Sun."

"I'm asking you a favor."

"You say?"

"Can you help me get the autographs of Zhang Yuanqi and Fan Wenli? My children like them very much. Aren't you their leader now?"

"Khan, what kind of leader am I? I'm the chief director of the show. They listen to me when I'm doing the show, but not in the audience. But no problem, I'll give it to you. Let's change the phone number, and I'll find someone to give it to you later. bring here."

"Teacher Zhang, I want it too."

"Yes, get me one too."

"I don't want anyone else's, Professor Zhang. Please give me ten of your autographs first. When you become a first-line star, I can open an online store to sell your autographs."

The male teachers were not surprised to see Zhang Ye being so popular. Among their group of teachers, the most famous one is of course Zhang Ye. Not only is he famous academically, even if he is not a famous mathematician, Zhang Ye is also a hot second-tier star in the country today. Many of those female teachers may be I couldn't tell the names of some of their male teachers, but they all knew Zhang Ye. Except for a few Chinese teachers in the Chinese group who had questioned Zhang Ye or disliked him, most of the other teachers still didn't care about Zhang Ye. What kind of prejudice is there? Naturally, the candidate who can be unanimously approved by all the female teachers is him.