I’m Really a Superstar

From afternoon to evening.

A modern poem has taken the internet virally!

Although it can be seen that Chen Ye and his team made urgent public relations responses, such as issuing an article to condemn Zhang Ye, in the end, nothing happened. Countless people happily retweeted the article "Across Half of China" The poem "Go to Sleep with You" is all based on Chen Ye's jokes.

"Hahaha!"

"Teacher Chen is already famous!"

"Chen Ye will be the spokesperson for gay friends from now on!"

"Why is Zhang Ye so wicked!"

"You just know, when has Teacher Zhang not been immoral?"

"Why bother with him? You are not the first to know who Zhang Ye is!"

"You can't blame Zhang Ye for this. It was Chen Ye and the others who were the first to blame. They deserve to be hacked. The methods used by Chen Ye and the others are too low-level!"

"Yes, Teacher Zhang is still a senior teacher!"

"Hehe, why do I like Zhang Ye so much!"

"Are you comparing Chen Ye to Zhang Ye? What happened to the CCTV host! What about the Spring Festival Gala host? If you want to say that Chen Ye has more fans than Zhang Ye, I believe you! If you want to say that Chen Ye has more qualifications than Zhang Ye in the hosting world, I Believe it! But if you want to talk about bickering, the two Chen Ye can't beat Teacher Zhang! I was wondering how in the beginning, some people actually believed that Chen Ye could scold Zhang Ye, and the voting ratio was 49% to 49%? What a bunch of fun compare!"

"That's right, there is really no suspense now."

"Well, the gap in combat effectiveness is too huge."

"Chen Ye and the others deliberately tried to slander Zhang Ye. They questioned and proposed for a long time, but in the end, Teacher Zhang just wrote a poem and wiped them out! This feeling is just like Zhang Ye's back then. It’s like what is said in a poem—the oars and oars are destroyed in the midst of conversation and laughter!”

"Just now, some people said that Chen Ye's literary talent is on par with Zhang Ye's? I just laughed. Who gave you such confidence! Look for yourselves what nonsense Chen Ye wrote, and then look at Zhang Ye It was written by a teacher. I am a student of the Department of Literature. This poem may seem vulgar at first glance. It is not a serious modern poem. But let me tell you, that is the opinion of an outsider. Just read it slowly, line by line, word by word. , in my opinion, "Sleeping with you" is actually just a coat, and it is also an artistic conclusion of the whole poem. What this poem really expresses is another realm, where volcanoes are erupting, rivers are drying up, and people who are not cared about Political prisoners and refugees, elk and red-crowned crane at the muzzle, just take these few paragraphs and it will be clear that there are not only things to reflect on society, but also the concept of environmental protection. You're taking it in. This is a modern poem with a very high artistic level. Teacher Zhang Ye's literary level is not something you who know how to read limericks can understand. If someone throws out a poem casually, it will always have something on the back. You don’t understand the connotation! "

Zhang Ye's fans are coming with momentum!

Because of the viral spread of this poem, Zhang Ye's popularity began to rise again, and the gap between him and Chen Ye became smaller and smaller.

Chen Ye's fan base suddenly withered, and his morale was seriously hit, but some people still kept clamoring.

"What are you doing!"

"It's amazing to be able to write poetry, isn't it?"

"Just wait and see the program with those lyrics! Beijing Satellite TV will definitely have to pay a heavy price for believing in Zhang Ye's plan! They will lose their position as the number one brother of Northern Satellite TV!"

"right!"

"See you tonight!"

“If the ratings of that shitty show can exceed 0.

2%, I’ll twist my head off! "

"Haha, I guess it's even 0.1%! Don't let it go 0.2%!"

Finally, the focus returned to the program "I Love Memorizing Lyrics". This war of criticism started because of it, and naturally it is bound to end because of it. Everyone is waiting for the result. Will Chen Ye be able to maintain the rating of a second-tier star? Zhang Ye's ability to reach the second line may be due to this.

…

after dinner.

Mom picked her teeth with a toothpick, "Son, did you scold others again during the day?"

Zhang Ye took the initiative to wash the dishes today and said to the kitchen: "Hey, do you know all this?"

"When I was going home and riding in the car, I heard someone say something in the car. Why?" my mother asked.

Zhang Ye cheered: "This is the column I did for Beijing Satellite TV. It will be on tonight. No one is optimistic about it, and a bunch of people came to shout at me."

The father who was reading the newspaper asked: "Will it start broadcasting today?"

"Yes, nine o'clock." Zhang Ye said.

Mom said: "Actually, I saw the preview of that show and didn't find it interesting. Remembering the lyrics? There's no technical content at all."

Zhang Ye chuckled and said, "Then you can wait and see tonight."

Eight fifty.

Zhang Ye and his parents were already sitting in front of the TV and waiting.

At the same time, many viewers across the country also stayed in front of the TV, and it was broadcast on Beijing Satellite TV. Not many people paid attention to this program before, but because of the scolding battle in the afternoon, "I Love to Remember Lyrics" was also It became more popular and attracted a lot of curious viewers. In fact, everyone didn’t really expect this program to be good. They just came out of curiosity to see the true face of Lushan. Even Chen Ye, Chen Ye’s fans As well as some of Zhang Ye's "enemies", many people are also waiting to see it, such as cross talk actor Tang Dazhang, such as Meng Dongguo from the Jingcheng Writers Association. Their purpose of watching "I Love to Remember Lyrics" is simpler, just to take a look. How difficult is this column to be? It’s just for the purpose of ridicule!

The countdown begins.

three minutes……

Two minutes...

One minute……

The music starts and the show officially starts!

The lights flashed on the TV screen, and the excellent stage effects were first unveiled. Hundreds of spectators came to the huge recording site, shouting and applauding in unison. Under the dynamic music, the fiery opening dance boosted the atmosphere of the whole place and set the stage on fire. , two male and female hosts also walked side by side!

"Hello everyone!" The male host called Gao Ge and was wearing a suit.

Dong Shanshan was dressed in an evening dress that was not very flamboyant. It was not the more luxurious and formal evening dress worn on the red carpet, but a dress more suitable for a small stage. A lot of her big legs were exposed, and she looked very sexy. , but perhaps taking into account the height of the male host Gao Ge, Dong Shanshan did not wear high heels above eight centimeters, but only wore rivet heels that looked about five or six centimeters.

Dong Shanshan smiled charmingly, "Friends in the audience at the scene, friends in front of the TV, good evening everyone!"

Gao Ge was full of energy and said: "Welcome everyone to watch the new column created by Beijing City Satellite TV - "I Love to Remember Lyrics", which is broadcast under the title of Huamei Shampoo!"

Dong Shanshan took over, "This is a TV show with the lowest threshold in the country. Our rules are very simple. There is only one: who can sing the right lyrics. It's not about singing voice, it's not about stage performance, it's not about whether you're pretty or handsome, that's all. Compete with whose memory is better. As long as you can sing the required lyrics correctly, you will win. What are you waiting for? Sign up now!"

Gao Ge: "I am the host Gao Ge!"

"I am the host Dong Shanshan!" Dong Shanshan obviously has more lines than Gao Ge. It can be seen that this should be the special care given to Dong Shanshan by Hu Fei and Jingcheng Satellite TV.

…

Home.

Mom's eyes lit up, "Is this your classmate?"

Zhang Ye hummed, "Yes."

Dad looked at the TV and said, "I seemed to have seen her when I attended your college graduation ceremony."

"Yes, she has good grades and good conditions. She is one of several graduate representatives and has spoken on stage." Zhang Ye said.

My mother’s eyes looked wrong and she stared at Dong Shanshan on the TV without blinking, “This little girl is pretty good, she’s so pretty. Son, does she have a partner?”

Zhang Ye said happily: "Hey, what do you want to do?"

Mom said: "Why don't I do it? I'll ask."

"Probably not." Zhang Ye said: "That's what she said, but she has always been unreliable in her words and rarely tells the truth."

Mom immediately said: "You two haven't developed, haven't you?"

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes and ignored this.

Dad said: "Don't mess around, the child knows what to do."

My mother didn't like to hear it, "What do you mean I'm not involved? Look at my neighbor, Xiao Wang, who is getting married just after graduating from college."

Dad said, "Why don't you tell me that the grandson next door is going to get divorced."

"Old Zhang! Are you going to go against me?" my mother said angrily.

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Can you two stop talking and let's watch TV?"

On TV.

The core part has begun!

An average-looking male lead singer was singing a classic old song on the stage, while Dong Shanshan was looking for the audience below with a microphone. Whenever the lead singer stopped singing, Dong Shanshan would hand the microphone to the person next to him, seemingly at random. An audience member asked the audience to answer the lyrics. If the answer is correct, they will be qualified for today's competition.

The title of the song is "Like Yesterday".

This is a song by a deceased old singer, a classic ballad.

"It seems like yesterday, you were on the horizon, walking up to me with a smile."

"It seems like yesterday, you were across from me, with a sweet look in your eyes."

"It seems like yesterday, you were by my side, leaning gently on my shoulder."

"It seems like yesterday, you were behind me, caressing my face slowly."

My mother started humming along, "It seems like yesterday, you were on the horizon..." It was a bit off-key.

Dad also lamented: "This song is very old. I could sing it when I was young, but I have forgotten it now."

"Stop playing." My mother yelled, "You were tone-deaf when you were young. How can you sing?"

After the song ended, the selection of the six contestants was completed, and they were all invited to the stage by Dong Shanshan and Gao Ge, and the official competition began.

Zhang Ye is relatively unfamiliar with songs in this world. He doesn't know any of them, so he doesn't pay attention to them. Instead, he pays attention to Dong Shanshan's performance. He thinks it is very good. She is not at all on David TV because she is not famous. She was nervous and cramped due to her hosting experience at the TV station. She was indeed one of the graduates with the best grades among the broadcasting and hosting graduates of the Communication University of Communication University of that year. Zhang Ye, as an old classmate who knew her well, had never doubted Dong Shanshan’s In terms of hosting ability, some people judge her as a vase. They can only say that Dong Shanshan's figure and appearance are too good, which distracts others' attention. Her face and figure are her strengths and weaknesses. She doesn't lack ability, but what she lacks may be an opportunity like now!

Dong Shanshan said: "Okay, let's start from the first player."

Gao Sing: "Are you ready?"

The first female audience member said: "Ready."

Gao Ge smiled and said: "The song below is incredible. It is an early work by the Queen Zhang Yuanqi. It is very popular."

Dong Shanshan said: "The name of this song is "Please Look at Me", and we have our lead singer, Xiao Hai."

When the music started, the second lead singer on the side stage picked up the microphone. This lead singer was very handsome and had a good voice. The audience cheered as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Please look at me, is this the person you love so much? Why did she turn around and leave when you were in trouble."

"Please look at me, is this the friend you trust? Why does he never look back when you are in trouble?"

"Please look at me, is this the version of yourself you like?"

At this point, the lead singer Xiao Hai made a gesture of invitation, and the camera suddenly showed the first contestant.

The female audience member was obviously very familiar with this song. She opened her mouth and answered, "...Why did you work so hard until the end and ended up with nothing!" Although she didn't sing well, the lyrics were right!

"Congratulations!"

"bingo!"

The show continues.

Zhang Ye looked at his mother, "Mom, how are you?"

My mother stared at the TV with relish, hummed a song, and said absently: "What about it?"

"This show, don't you think it's boring?" Zhang Ye said.

My mother said oh, "It's not interesting after listening to the introduction and preview, but it's still okay when you look at it. It's much more interesting than those crappy singing shows nowadays!"

…

online.

Countless voices also sounded on the microbó.

"Who has watched "I Love Memorizing Lyrics"?"

"I saw it, damn, it's much prettier than I thought!"

"Is there any? I think it's okay to make do."

"It's so beautiful. My brother and I just sang together for a long time. Did you see the second contestant? He's not as good as me in singing. I want to go up and be better than him! No, I have to sign up another day!"

“The quality of this column is very high!”

"So it turns out that memorizing lyrics can do this kind of trick? Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye! Who said he has exhausted his talent? Who said the program he produced is no longer good?"

"It's really strange. I already know the rules of this show early in the morning. The content of the show is almost exactly the same as the previous promotional trailer. It just shows the core competition method of memorizing lyrics intact. But how did it happen? I didn't have any expectations at all. , why does it look so good after seeing it?"

"Yeah, I'm wondering too. How valuable is this show? No, the lead singer is pretty good-looking. Although the female host is not sexy and pretty, she is just a newcomer. I have never seen her before. , each contestant in the show sang worse than the other. Look, now the fourth contestant is singing out of tune. The stage equipment is not the most advanced thing. It is very low-end from beginning to end, but... I Your mother actually watched it with gusto, didn’t you?”

"The rules of this column are to memorize lyrics, but the selling point is not that! This column is really not a traditional singing talent show. The selling point is very hidden. It looks low-end, but it is actually very high-end!"

"sharp."

"The ratings are really hard to predict!"

"Yes, there is a real question mark over the ratings. It may not be particularly bad!"

"We should know the result tomorrow."

"I won't bullshit you. I'll continue watching the show. Singing along a few times is really relaxing. I've been working for a week, and it's hard to find such a relaxing show."

Shortly after.

The program is over and the first episode ends successfully.

Zhang Ye's parents washed up and went to bed. Zhang Ye didn't rest. He went back to his room and read everyone's comments online. When it was about 11:50, he knew that the ratings statistics for that day should be When he was almost out, he called Hu Fei.

The call went through.

Hu Fei said: "Xiao Zhang, I knew you had to call."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Yes, I will definitely have to pay attention to the results of the column plan I gave you. How about it? Have the ratings come out?"

Hu Fei: "Just came out."

"How much?" Zhang Ye asked.

Hu Fei: "Haha, guess first."

Zhang Ye thought for a while and said: "The first episode will definitely not be too high. This program is of a slow-burning type and will only show up later. I guess it will be 0.5% in 50 cities?"

Hu Fei laughed, "No guesses, I just got the CSM50 quick report here, the first episode of "I Love to Remember Lyrics" has a ratings of 0.63%! It ranks second in the country at the same time!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Okay, it exceeded expectations by a lot!"

Hu Fei said: "To be honest, I didn't expect this result. We can have such a good start in the first issue. The station's confidence in this column has also increased. The same is true for our entire team. In the next issue, we have I am confident that the ratings will be better, Xiao Zhang. Almost the entire team is at the unit now. The ratings have just come down and everyone is getting ready to have a late-night snack to celebrate. You can come too."

"I'll forget it." Zhang Ye said, "I just proposed a plan. I didn't participate in the actual production and didn't contribute much, so I won't celebrate it."

Hu Feile said happily: "Oh, since when did you become so humble? I really can't get used to it!"

…

The next day, the ratings for the premiere of "I Love to Remember Lyrics" were announced.

After seeing this viewership number, the audience was in a daze without exception!

"ah?"

"Is it a mistake?"

"0. 63%? Why is it so high?"

"And this is the premiere!"

"Yes, this show is really good!"

"Second in the country at the same time? It's only 0.06 percentage points lower than the first-tier singing column of another satellite TV station? This is the trump card of Jingcheng Satellite TV!"

"It's blinding me!"

Everyone was shocked.

There are also many people who didn't watch the show yesterday and don't know why. It's a garbage show that everyone basically agrees on and has no expectations. How could it have such incredible first-run ratings? If the first broadcast is like this, won't the ratings in the future be higher and higher?

"what's up?"

"what's the situation?"

"Who told me what happened? Did memorizing the lyrics work wonders?"

Someone replied: "You guys should watch the show first and then talk about it. The official website of Jingcheng Satellite TV has a video of yesterday's show. After watching it, you will know that the ratings are really not an exaggeration!"

Zhang Ye's fans immediately became active.

" @Chen Ye!"

"Teacher Chen, what do you think?"

"Teacher Chen, please give your speech!"

"Who said that if the ratings of "I Love to Remember Lyrics" can exceed 0.2%, the head will be screwed off? Come out quickly, it's time for your head-twisting acrobatic performance."

"Sit back and wait."

"Sit back and wait for your head to be screwed."

"Sit back and wait for +10,000!"

There is a saying that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to Mo are black. Zhang Ye's character itself is a bit wicked, and his fans don't have many good things to say. They all jumped out and slapped each other in the face. They dismissed the previous doubts. I dug out all the micro blogs planned by Zhang Ye's column, and then @those public figures one by one.

" @Tang Dazhang, what do you think?"

" @Meng Dongguo, what do you think?"

“ @Chen Ye’s aunt, what do you think?”

“ @Chen Ye’s second uncle, what do you think?”

“ @Chen Ye’s primary school teacher, what do you think?”

“ @Chen Ye’s second aunt’s nephew’s grandma’s third uncle’s sister, what do you think?”

Especially for Chen Ye and Zhang Ye's fans, they used various tricks to @some usernames that did not exist on Weibo. They were very good at playing, but all of them were bad.

Chen Ye’s fans were so angry that they almost fainted!

That's too much!

This is too much!

However, when faced with the ratings results of "I Love to Remember Lyrics", they have nothing to say. These numbers are genuine and there are bound to be slight errors, but they cannot be faked!

On the same day, some online media also made reports.

"I Love Memorizing Lyrics - a double harvest of word-of-mouth and popularity!" 》

"The biggest winner in the singing category this year!" 》

"A music program that subverts the traditional singing talent show!" 》

"The myth of Zhang Ye's program planning continues!" 》

"Who will win in the battle between Chen Ye and Zhang Ye?" 》

"Dong Shanshan—a rising star in the hosting industry!" 》

That night, the second issue of "I Love to Remember Lyrics" was also broadcast as usual.

The next day, the ratings for the second issue were released: the ratings statistics for the second episode of "I Love to Remember Lyrics" in fifty cities - 0. 75%! No. 1 in the country at the same time!

On the next day, the ratings statistics for the third issue are announced!

The ratings statistics of the third issue of "I Love to Remember Lyrics" in Fifty Cities - 0.81%! Still No. 1 in the country!

After just three episodes, this new program of Beijing Satellite TV unexpectedly dominated the Friday 9 o'clock prime time slot. In the current sluggish environment of traditional singing talent shows, it actually led the same time with a far leading ratings. For all Duan's programs, this result was not expected by not only the audience, colleagues, nor the media, but even Jingcheng TV station itself... also never expected it!

Far exceeded expectations!

Watching the ratings soar like a rocket is like a dream!

Is this a plan that Zhang Ye threw out casually? Is this what a legendary showrunner in the industry is?

…

That night.

Just when the ratings for the third issue of Ji Lyrics were released, the rankings on the national artist evaluation list were also refreshed. Zhang Ye's name was no longer in the rankings of third-tier artists. The first third-tier star was replaced by CCTV The name of the famous host Chen Ye!

At this zero point.

Zhang Ye was quietly promoted to the ranks of second-tier stars! ! (To be continued) [This text is provided by Qihang Update Team @Liu Jing] If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Chuangshi to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. )