I’m Really a Superstar

[I'm in very bad health, so I don't update much. Sorry. 】

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noon.

Home.

Zhang Ye flipped through his Weibo and saw countless people @him. He also saw the Weibo posted by Chen Ye, the host of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. He smiled and ignored him at all. He did whatever he was supposed to do and made a drink. Cha leaned back on the sofa and read the news and videos.

Pay attention to him?

Dude, you don't have that spare time.

In the past, Zhang Ye had to answer back whenever someone questioned him. He had to answer ten things when others said something to him. Later, when he became known as "The Invincible", he gradually became less concerned about questioning. It's not that this guy's temper has changed. Okay, but he knows that some things are meaningless. At the beginning, he was not famous and popular, and not many people knew him. Whenever a famous person questioned him, it was a big deal. Of course, Zhang Ye had to fight back, but now he His popularity is also getting higher and higher. He is no longer the little artist he was before. The more people who know him, the more doubts he will have. If he responds to everyone, it will not be enough for him to have a hundred hands. He simply doesn’t have the time. And the key point is, even if Zhang Ye responded, no one else could criticize him in this field. It would be boring to win every time, and it would make him less enthusiastic. So, just looking at it and smiling at it is also an improvement in Zhang Ye's realm.

Netizens are still waiting.

"Zhang Ye?"

"Teacher Zhang, please show up quickly!"

"Someone is criticizing you."

"Khan, Teacher Zhang has been somewhat out of the Weibo world recently. I haven't played against anyone online for a long time. I'm really not used to it."

"What do you know? Teacher Zhang has been alone in seeking defeat for a long time. He has been fighting for many years without a single defeat. Now there are not many 'players' who can make Teacher Zhang Ye appear."

"That's true."

"Haha, Teacher Zhang is so powerful."

"You can't say that. Chen Ye is the host of CCTV and the Spring Festival Gala. He has become one of the most popular in the hosting industry in recent years. He also graduated from Communication University and is Zhang Ye's senior brother. Not to mention other industries. Just in the field of hosting, Chen Ye's qualifications and abilities are far behind Zhang Ye. No matter how powerful Zhang Ye is, you have never hosted on CCTV or satellite TV channels. I admit that Zhang Ye is very talkative and has high combat effectiveness. , but I still feel that he is still a little worse than Mr. Chen Ye."

"Yeah, it's really hard to compare."

"Chen Ye is also a famous CCTV talkative!"

"Well, I have watched many episodes of Chen Ye's interview show. That mouth is really powerful. If Zhang Ye and him faced off, I really don't know who would win."

"Zhang Ye will definitely win, countless facts have proven it."

"I think Chen Ye wins."

"I am also optimistic about Teacher Chen. Many of you think Zhang Ye is great because he has never met anyone with strong fighting ability before, nor has he met a famous host who also makes a living by talking. Teacher Chen Ye is from CCTV A famous talker, his reputation is not empty."

"Why doesn't Zhang Ye refuse to fight?"

"Are you scared?"

Netizens have everything they say.

Some people even launched a Weibo poll, asking who had the final say if Chen Ye and Zhang Ye were in tit-for-tat. Many Weibo users who were afraid of chaos in the world participated in the vote. You vote for me. One vote,

The final voting results were almost the same, with 49% supporting Chen Ye and almost 49% supporting Zhang Ye. 2% of users chose the "evenly matched" option.

afternoon.

Zhang Ye never showed up.

However, Chen Ye's fans did not give up the siege just because Zhang Ye didn't show up. Now that Chen Ye started firing, they, as fans, were not idle either.

"Broken column, memorize your sister's lyrics!"

"Zhang Ye has exhausted his talents!"

"Comparing Zhang Ye with Teacher Chen? Ridiculous!"

"Everyone, go to the search engine and search for Teacher Chen's name. If you can add some popularity to Teacher Chen, don't let the person named Zhang catch up!"

"Yes, repost Teacher Chen's Weibo to increase Teacher Chen's exposure!"

Suddenly, there was new movement on Chen Ye's Weibo. Zhang Ye ignored him, but he continued to fire, pointing out: "Singing programs are everywhere now. It is understandable that you want to innovate, and you should." I support it, but innovation does not mean going against the rules of a TV show and memorizing lyrics...I really don’t know who came up with this kind of column. Is this trying to stink singing columns?”

Chen Ye’s fans echoed repeatedly.

"Ha, it was Zhang Ye who thought of it!"

"Teacher Chen is right to the point!"

"Zhang Ye is too self-righteous. He just sticks to his tail after achieving some results!"

"Look, he doesn't even dare to come out!"

At this time, a die-hard fan of Chen Ye came out. She was a woman. She posted a photo of herself on Weibo. She was neither fat nor thin, but her face was very ugly. Her teeth were crooked and her chin was a bit slanted. , her eyebrows are very light and have almost no eyebrows, but her Weibo name is I am a beauty 77. She is a very active person in Chen Ye’s fan group, and Chen Ye’s fans affectionately call her beauty.

I Am A Beautiful Girl 77 spoke, "I don't believe Zhang Ye won't come out! Teacher Chen Ye, hey hey, can you provide me with some ammunition? I know you are talented and much better than Zhang Ye." Then. There was no movement. I don't know if Chen Ye ignored her or chatted privately.

About ten minutes later.

I am a beautiful woman 77 suddenly made an astonishing move. She actually posted a photo of herself on Weibo, in the act of kissing her lips. The twisted lips were not very pretty, and what she said next made her even more confused. People were shocked, " @Zhang Ye, you are the skin and I am the flesh; you are the suit and I am the buckle; you are the coffee and I am the bean; loving you all my life is not enough! When I hear your voice, it touches my heart ; When I see you, I lose my soul; when I turn around and see no one, my whole body aches; even when I wash my feet, I think about becoming mine! Zhang Ye, come and marry me!"

Many people on Weibo laughed!

Proposed!

Someone proposed to Zhang Ye!

And she is such an ugly woman!

Chen Ye’s fans burst into laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"The beauty is so powerful!"

"Beauty 77, great job! Zhang Ye is disgusting to death!"

"This limerick is so well written! Could it be the handwriting of Teacher Chen Ye? It must be, I heard that Teacher Chen Ye is very good at writing poems! Who said Zhang Ye is the only one who can write poetry?"

"Zhang Ye, come out quickly, someone is proposing to you! Hey hey hey hey!"

I don’t know what happened, but this Weibo was copied. Many people who had not paid attention to this before also paid attention to it. This Weibo became more and more popular, and everyone came to watch the fun!

At the same time, Zhang Ye also saw it, and his first reaction was, is this person an idiot? Because Zhang Ye has been an ordinary person since he was a child, he has never had any special prejudice against people who are not good-looking. He even dislikes others talking about their appearance, but the Chen Ye fan in front of him is really It’s interesting that she actually stood up to make people laugh and let Chen Ye be the gunman. Chen Ye’s fans seemed to be praising her, but in fact they were clearly laughing at her. This person was so stupid that he couldn’t understand and was so complacent. Jumping around? There are all kinds of people in this world, and you may never understand some people’s thoughts.

Seeing Zhang Ye's microblog about the ugly girl's proposal being forwarded more and more, Zhang Ye's fans couldn't stand it any longer and jumped out one by one!

"Num, are you ignoring your enthusiasm?"

"Who is this disgusting?"

"Are you proposing? Are you ****?"

"Chen Ye, are you the only one who is still the host of the Spring Festival Gala? Not only do you not care about your fans, but you also help the tyrants? Help the fans write limericks and jingles to disgust Teacher Zhang? It's too low-level! With your level of limericks, you still want to compare with Teacher Zhang? Teacher Zhang is too lazy to pay attention to you, but you are so stubborn!"

"Isn't it just to compete for the second-tier star rating? That's it!"

"Chen Ye can't afford to lose, can he?"

However, I have to say that the goal of Chen Ye's fans has indeed been achieved. Many people are talking about Chen Ye's ugly fan's proposal to Zhang Ye. Many people even coaxed Chen Ye to help contact them and act as a matchmaker for them. Of course, many people inside looked like Chen Ye's navy.

"Zhang Ye, come quickly."

"Our beauty 77 is a great beauty, so you will be given the advantage, hahaha!"

There are a few fans whose quality is very low and their clamoring faces are clearly visible.

Chen Ye remained silent, and he didn't know whether he acquiesced to the fans' calls or just waited and waited. He didn't even answer whether he wrote the proposal to me, Big Beauty 77. Of course, everyone in the fan group who knows me as Big Beauty 77 knows that she definitely does not have this literary talent.

The excitement is getting louder.

Zhang Ye scrolled through his microblog and shook his head. He became more and more disdainful of the behavior of Chen Ye and his fans. He really didn't want to talk to him at first, but you still insist on finding trouble. Aren't you just disgusting? You are so fucking funny, do you think you are the only one who can disgust people? Propose?

inside.

In the base camp of Zhang Ye's fan club, countless people have already requested a battle!

"Teacher Zhang, we must fight back!"

"I'm a woman, let me do it. Damn it, I'll propose too! I'll take a more ugly photo to show how disgusting I am to Chen Ye and the others!"

"I come!"

"Don't grab it, let me get in!"

"Which one of you is more ugly than me? I'll do it!"

"Is Teacher Zhang here?"

Suddenly, Zhang Ye appeared, "I'm here. I've seen what happened. We have always had only one principle - I won't offend others if they don't offend me. If someone offends me... I will repay them tenfold. ! Comrades, they are not the only ones who can write poetry!”

"Teacher Zhang is here!"

"They've gone too far! They must be fucked!"

Zhang Ye said: "I happen to have a poem here."

…

A few minutes later.

Just when countless Weibo users were paying attention to the war between Chen Ye's fan group and Zhang Ye, and just as countless Chen Ye's fans were enjoying the fruits of victory, a poem appeared, and then the same poem was posted by a second person. came out, followed by a third person, all tweets from Zhang Ye's fans, one after another, and in the blink of an eye there were hundreds of the same poems, all addressed to Chen Ye!

Chen Ye's face turned green after seeing it!

After watching this, Chen Ye's fans were so disgusted that they wanted to vomit blood!

…

Weibo looks like this:

@Chen Ye!

"Crossing Most of China to Sleep with You"

In fact, sleeping with you and being slept with by you are almost the same.

The force of the collision of two flesh-bodies is nothing more than the flower that this force urges to bloom.

It’s nothing more than the virtual spring created by these flowers that makes us mistakenly think that life has been reopened.

In most of China, everything is happening: volcanoes are erupting, rivers are drying up

Some political prisoners and refugees who are not cared about

Elk and red-crowned crane at gunpoint all the way

I went to sleep with you through a hail of bullets

I pushed countless dark nights into a dawn to sleep with you

I am countless, I run into one, I go to sleep with you

Of course I will also be led astray by some butterflies

Treat some praise as spring

And they

These are all necessary reasons for me to sleep with you!

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The most important thing is that the people who sent this poem to Chen Ye were both men and women. There was a male fan named "Zhang Ye's Good Gay Friend" who actually imitated my real beauty 77 appearance and sent a photo of him kissing her. , and even combined Chen Ye's photos, and added the song "Crossing Half of China to Sleep with You". The shock and nausea made everyone who saw this Weibo Users vomited all over the floor!

Chen Ye’s fans were stunned!

"What a fool!"

"What a grandson!"

"What is the force of collision between two bodies?"

"No, I'm going to vomit!"

"Why are there still men?"

"These bastards! They are so disgusting!"

The person involved in I Am a Big Beauty 77 also said: "..."

Originally, they wanted to disgust Zhang Ye and Zhang Ye's fans, and then achieve the attack effect, but who would have thought that they themselves are now disgusted!

Many netizens enjoyed watching it!

"This poem is so brainwashing!"

"What a divine poem!"

"It is indeed Zhang Ye! This poem must have been planned by him!"

"Chen Ye's fan group has been hit hard this time! As expected, in the field of Weibo, Zhang Ye and his fan group are the most powerful!"

"This thing is actually quite boring. It's only Chen Ye's fault that his brain is flooded. You can't blame anyone else. It's okay now. You made others feel sick!"

"This poem is so funny!"

"Chen Ye, are you stressed when so many people want to sleep with you?"

"No, look at this poem carefully. Khan, this poem doesn't seem to be written casually for fun. This poem looks stupid, but after reading it, it actually has a lot of meaning!"

"It's true! This poem has flavor!"

"I found that I like this poem!"

"Zhang Ye can really write any kind of poem, and every poem is so interesting and full of mystery. Compared with him, Chen Ye's crappy limericks are nothing!"

At this moment, no one on Weibo was paying attention to the ugly female fan's proposal. Everyone was taken away by the song "Crossing Half of China to Sleep with You". Chen Ye and his The fan club suddenly changed from the disgusting party to the disgusted party! The situation has changed dramatically! This poem posted by Zhang Ye's fan group was immediately forwarded and commented by countless people. Like a virus, it immediately spread on Weibo and even major forums!

"Chen Ye has suffered a lot!"

"Why did this poem spread so quickly? Oh my God!"

"It will definitely be a blow to Chen Ye's reputation!"

"Damn it, Teacher Chen can't do it too? Is he defeated too? This is a rhythm that no one in the country can stop Zhang Ye!"

"In a scolding battle, Zhang Ye and his fans are invincible!"

"Yeah, no one can stop me!"

"So are Chen Ye's fans. If you don't want to offend anyone, you have to offend Zhang Ye!"

Only Zhang Ye knew the origin of this poem. It was written by a person named Yu Xiuhua on his earth, a rural woman who was called a "cerebral palsy poet" by the media because of this poem "Across Most of China" "Go to Sleep With You", Yu Xiuhua became popular all over the country. For a month or two, this poem spread all over the Internet in Zhang Ye's world. You can imagine how famous it is!

Yu Xiuhua is very controversial.

Some people say she is mentally retarded.

Some people say she is a rare poet.

Zhang Ye didn't comment on this, and he himself didn't have any opinions. This time he came up with such a poem. It's just that it's not his style to not fight back if he is disgusted by others. Just the two poems by Chen Ye Limericks are not called limericks, and jingles are not considered jingles. Obviously, Pai Ma is no match for this song "Crossing Half of China to Sleep with You"! How to compare? ? (To be continued) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Chuangshi to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. )