I’m Really a Superstar

Not only the audience was dumbfounded!

People watching the live broadcast online were also stunned!

"I'm going!"

"this……"

"Teacher Zhang is so outrageous!"

"Hahahaha! So domineering!"

The Internet is in full bloom, and even the live message area has exploded!

What Zhang Ye has shown before has always been his talent for shaking off baggage and creating baggage. At most, coupled with some extraordinary wit, he has made several cross talk works reach their peak, making the audience laugh out loud. , but today, Zhang Ye once again shocked everyone. Unexpectedly, Zhang Ye could still speak Guankou, and it seemed that he could say whatever he ordered, as if he was familiar with all Guankou. Yes, this amazing cross talk skills really shocked people. Who said that Zhang Ye could only rely on vulgar cross talk! They also know traditional jokes! And what he says is even more awesome than what you professional cross talk artists say!

Tang Dazhang: "..."

Xu Wenxiang also remained silent with a dark face.

In the contestants' seating area over there, everyone stared at each other for a long time, and no one said a word. The faces of those who shouted the most fiercely before were already swollen!

The audience is still applauding.

They stopped as soon as Zhang Ye spoke, "Whether it's a mouthful or a traditional joke, it's not that I don't know how to say it. I'm not in the cross talk industry, but I dare to say that I understand cross talk better than most cross talk actors. Today I put my words here, as long as you can find all the funny jokes, there is nothing I can't say! You can pick whatever you want. If I stutter and say a wrong word, from now on I will say goodbye to the stage. Dare you say that!”

Yao Jiancai smiled and clapped on the side.

The audience below was also excited!

"Domineering!"

"Strong man!"

"Teacher Zhang is so awesome!"

"Ah! I love you Teacher Zhang!"

"Hahaha! This is the momentum you want! Look at those people who dare to say that you don't understand cross talk! They don't know how to speak these words themselves!"

None of the crosstalk actors and rookie contestants answered, because Zhang Ye's strength had already been demonstrated here. Since he dared to talk like this, it meant that he might really have this ability. At this moment, Zhang Ye's momentum shocked all of them!

Zhang Ye looked down and said: "If you can speak a straight line, you are a crosstalk actor? If you can speak an 'elegant joke', you are a crosstalk master? If you can speak an educational work, you are a crosstalk artist? I don't agree, I believe in the audience. We won’t agree! Using this to distinguish the superiority of cross talk actors is simply inhumane!"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "We can't divide it like that."

The more Zhang Ye said, the more angry he became, "Crosstalk must have educational significance? What should crosstalk be promoted? This is a big mistake! Crosstalk existed more than a hundred years ago. Why? How did crosstalk exist? Actors That's to earn money to eat, to support the family, cross talk is the craft of shaving your head and pedicure! It's that simple! Why is it so elegant when you come here? Why does it have educational significance when you come here? You have forgotten Damn it! I forgot about my ancestors!" After scolding him for a while, he finally returned to the cross talk world!

The audience burst into applause!

Everyone knows that this cross talk is about to end, and they all know that this is the last time Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai will stand on the stage to talk cross talk.

You may never hear it again in the future. Suddenly, many viewers stood up from their seats when they heard the exciting resonance!

Zhang Ye said: "Especially now, the times are developing and society is progressing; those who are short of money, cars, houses, morals, everything is lacking. When you enter this house, I cannot give to these people, but I promise After listening to my cross talk, you can forget these worries and be happy, happy, and happy. What is better than that? This is the meaning of cross talk! I am what I am doing to build socialism- Contribution to a harmonious society!"

The audience applauded again!

"good!"

"well said!"

Yao Jiancai also smiled and nodded vigorously.

Zhang Ye looked at the crowd and said loudly: "Who said that! Crosstalk must educate people? Who said that! Crosstalk must be educational? What do you have to learn after listening to this crosstalk? After listening to this crosstalk, After you go out, you have to donate blood, money, and kidneys? It’s impossible! Are we cross talk or the Red Cross? Are we artists or educators? The relevant departments’ requirements for cross talk are too high! Cross talk Actors have too high expectations for themselves! Do you keep saying that art should educate people?"

The number of spectators standing up gradually increased!

Three hundred people!

Five hundred people!

A thousand people!

Zhang Ye shouted louder and louder, "Is Jingyun Dagu an art? Then let me ask, after listening to a section of Dagu, what did I teach you!?"

Big drum?

What can that educate?

The audience applauded like crazy!

Zhang Ye said in a loud voice: "Is symphony art? Then let me ask, after listening to a symphony, what did it teach you!?"

More than 500 spectators stood up again, applauding as hard as they could!

Zhang Ye raised his eyebrows angrily and said, "Is acrobatics an art? Then let me ask! After watching a piece about playing a bear! What did I teach you!?"

The applause of the audience flooded the huge venue again and again!

Zhang Ye said: "Fifteen acrobats ride a bicycle! Are you educated? They are violating traffic rules! Education is nothing!"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "It's true."

The audience laughed and applauded. At this moment, almost all the audience stood up excitedly, including those sitting on the second floor!

Zhang Ye picked up the white cloth on the table and wiped the sweat on his forehead that was heated by the light. He slammed the white cloth on the table and said, "I'm just wondering, what are other arts like? Why do we have to ask for cross talk?" How can we educate people so elegantly! Why! We are just two small crosstalk actors. We didn’t kill people or set fires. We just want to bring a little happiness to the audience. Why is it so difficult? Why is it so difficult to recruit people? Don’t like it? Why did you poke a hole in the sky? What’s going on!?”

Exhaled.

Zhang Ye pointed to the top of his head and shouted: "I don't believe it, the sky is so big, there is no room for cross talk actors!" After that, he pointed to his feet, "I don't believe it, the earth is so wide, there is no room for two cross talk actors!" It's not Guo Degang's words, but Zhang Ye's own words, what he has always wanted to say!

Yao Jiancai applauded, "Well said!"

Next, the game time has arrived. Staff members have come up to clear the field. It’s time for the next group of players.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai didn't say anything, bowed deeply to the audience, turned around and left the stage.

At this moment, the audience suddenly erupted. Almost all of the thousands of spectators in the audience were shouting their names and were extremely angry!

"Teacher Yao!"

"Zhang Ye!"

"Zhang Ye!"

Then, I don’t know who took the lead, everyone shouted one word, a comment that all their common people had on Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai!

"champion!"

"champion!"

"champion!"

"champion!"

The competition between Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai is over, and they will definitely be disqualified from the following competitions, but in the hearts of the audience, they are the real number one!

No one can replace it! (End of this chapter)